Open bedroom door

>open bedroom door
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What do you do?

"Why are you in my room, please get out"

put my halloween costume back in storage

Leave the house. If the call is coming from inside the house just leave the the fucking house.

Shut the door

Scream

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Billy or Stu?

>run for the home phone
>dial 911
>wait for the operator
>ER ER ER
>notice the phone cord is cut
>put down the phone
>slowly creep back to the bathroom
>look in empty bathroom
>guy in mask comes into view behind me
>scene changes to outside view of the house
>scream

Take me now Matthew Lillard

Run and assume he'll fall down

I could take billy because he’s a manlet, but Stu might be harder.

My go to plan was always start running like Forrest.
I'd rather die running I feel it would hurt less

if it's billy i'd fuck him because he was so hot, if it's stuf i'd just kick him in the nuts and run

Is he fucking my wife?

tell him to bin that knife

>Matthew Lillard
His face is really likeable for some reason. Seems like a bro

I routinely walk around my house with a knife or my shotgun pretending to tactically clear the house. Maybe I'd be lucky and blast him, or get into a knife fight with him. If not, I'm taking my chances with fighting him.

agreed

>tfw when he had the most painful death in the movie

masterbate furiously

Scream whats up

a theater chain here has an ad that opens with a gag where they show a few iconic film visages, like the batman logo, in the style of a Rorschach test and they ask the audience if they know what it is. When they show people around me ALWAYS say Scary Movie

>opens door
>''AH. FINALLY AN ASS TOY THAT'S EASY TO CLEAN''
>grabs his collar
>''KNEEL SLAVE BOY!''
>drag him down
>spank him
>''THIS AINT A BUTT TOY IT'S A KNIFE!''
>stab his booty
>moon walk out
>go to shed
>grab jet pack
>fly to the moon and survive on cheese until all police investigating my murder die of old age

obviously

WAAZZZZZZUPPPPPP

osoto-gari + kimura

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