Bruh

Evan Morales
Evan Morales

Bruh... Look at this dood

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https://pagesix.com/2017/11/21/mary-elizabeth-winsteads-ex-denies-threatening-ewan-mcgregor/
Ayden Bailey
Ayden Bailey

dude cheated on his wife with a slag than looks like the younger version of his wife.

Hunter Smith
Hunter Smith

Why can't you articulate a clear thought without spewing memetics? I've posted here for over a decade and I never do that shit.

fucking stupid adolescent shitpaste

Jonathan Carter
Jonathan Carter

is he going to be okay?

Parker Myers
Parker Myers

I feel bad for Riley. Some asshole made a fake Instagram account and posted this, and now various media sources are reporting it as true.

Evan Russell
Evan Russell

I've posted here for over a decade
is that why you're so angry?

Brandon Allen
Brandon Allen

reddit spacing

Brandon Long
Brandon Long

The beta always gets the blame, shit sucks but thats just how society works.

Hunter Thomas
Hunter Thomas

what? no. Riley made the post then quickly deleted it. Or so ive read on my news

Cameron Perez
Cameron Perez

That's not what reddit spacing is.

Matthew Sullivan
Matthew Sullivan

It's a fake some goober from Sup Forums made. "Cuck" is not in the average person's vernacular, only internet dwellers.

Juan Bailey
Juan Bailey

You gonna kill Ewan with this?
Kek

Why did she leave him btw?

Jace Bennett
Jace Bennett

reddit spacing is a newfag meme
only an ex-redditor would know what the reddit formatting is

Gavin Anderson
Gavin Anderson

He doesn’t watch TWT with John Oliver

Dominic Thompson
Dominic Thompson

She realized she could do better.

Joshua Powell
Joshua Powell

Is this real?
Then again, ny post is just the burger version of brit tabloids.

Aiden Taylor
Aiden Taylor

what does TWT stand for?

Brayden Martinez
Brayden Martinez

She broke his heart, now he will break her spine

Lucas Robinson
Lucas Robinson

MEW started taking roles where she actually had to be sexualized (and not in the desperate nerd "Manic-Pixie-Dream-Girl" way) and realized she had settled. Traded in her whiny nu-male husband for some Trainspotted Dick. Who can blame her?

Adam Sanchez
Adam Sanchez

The Walking Ted

Nolan Robinson
Nolan Robinson

Last week tonight I made a mistake

Isaiah Cruz
Isaiah Cruz

There's a pic of him replying on twitter some other soy boy whining about people calling him cuck or something. Besides everyone's an internet dweller nowadays

Dylan Campbell
Dylan Campbell

I've posted here for over a decade
Imagine being this pathetic

Matthew White
Matthew White

Guys please stop harshing on Riley, he's a cool guy and is going through a lot right now with the fucking tabloids reporting fake shit about me.

Can we concentrate on the fact that that Scottish fuck is stealing our women, fucking ginger-pubed munchie box guzzling bastard when I GET MY HANDS ON HIM

Austin Russell
Austin Russell

still can't believe this is really happening

Andrew Turner
Andrew Turner

Riley.....easy on the soy

Blake Stewart
Blake Stewart

he's a sensitive, emotional fuckboi. a lot of women adore that but it doesn't do shit for them sexually. some dude like Obi-Wan comes along on his motorcycle, swinging his lightsaber in her face and that's it.

Joshua Perez
Joshua Perez

and is going through a lot right now with the fucking tabloids reporting fake shit about me.
Nice

Leo Evans
Leo Evans

When you look at it like this yeah it makes sense. Its sad mew accepted this shift in her roles though. I think she could still do some indie and horror stuff. Maybe even art stuff? Not gonna happen though she chose hollywood way.
I still respect her for being with that guy for so long though. He was way below her level in looks.

Cameron Thomas
Cameron Thomas

it's real

https://pagesix.com/2017/11/21/mary-elizabeth-winsteads-ex-denies-threatening-ewan-mcgregor/

WHAT THE FUCK

Juan Taylor
Juan Taylor

YOU
ARE
DOOMED

Carter Baker
Carter Baker

meme magic

Christopher Reed
Christopher Reed

doesn't he beat up kids or something like that?

Brody Nguyen
Brody Nguyen

Spread from the sun, mirror, daily mail. They share their sources and writers and they all got it from a tv post now its spreading

Lets hope riley sues and uses the money to make some kino for us, by us.

Nathaniel Richardson
Nathaniel Richardson

She was a home schooled ballerina from Utah who met her husband when she was 18. I'm not sure she even knew what sex was.

Ryan White
Ryan White

who is he going sue, japmoot?

Eli Long
Eli Long

I wouldn't be surprised if Ewan McGregor himself created that fake instagram image while pushing rileyposting on Sup Forums.

Dominic Morris
Dominic Morris

(you)

Brandon Green
Brandon Green

what a cheeky porridgeboy

Ryan Taylor
Ryan Taylor

based ewan

Eli Wilson
Eli Wilson

DailyMail said the instagram screenshot was taken by MailOnline

Isaiah Gonzalez
Isaiah Gonzalez

You're right but it's only going to get worse. Best to leave while you can.

Eli Foster
Eli Foster

She was a home schooled ballerina from Utah who met her husband when she was 18

Oh wow i didnt know this
She was pure lads..

Christopher Barnes
Christopher Barnes

Except the fact Riley improved a lot. In their early photos he is the definition of numale soyboy but look at him now and see he’s built muscle and when he trims that dumb beard he legit looks like a chad. He could 100% take Ewan in a fight since he’s a jiujitsu champ.

Just goes to show women really are the niggers of gender and will bounce from dick to dick on a whim.

Logan Gonzalez
Logan Gonzalez

call me a cuck, will ya?
laugh at me, will ya?

It blows my mind that someone would think he actually said this Looney Tunes shit.

Jacob Nelson
Jacob Nelson

The worst thing is that now Riley has to come out saying he never said it and he's totally ok with someone else fucking his wife.

Isaiah Gomez
Isaiah Gomez

How is that shit edit so quotable?

Chase Sanchez
Chase Sanchez

Ewan has a huge dick too. He's done full frontal before and it's like a baby arm.

Jace Diaz
Jace Diaz

He really doesnt look good as Ewan. Only problem with obiwan is he's a bit old for mew. She could do a lot better she's beautiful dude. Riley looks like Sup Forums

Alexander Stewart
Alexander Stewart

ITS OVER RILEY I HAVE THE BIGGER COCK

Caleb James
Caleb James

Women like older men.

Liam Jackson
Liam Jackson

LMAO

Austin Clark
Austin Clark

Because one of us wrote it

GET THAT SCOTTISH COCKSUCKER

Carson Cook
Carson Cook

heh can't believe i laughed

Nathaniel James
Nathaniel James

shit

Gabriel Sullivan
Gabriel Sullivan

In the middle of a wild chase in the markets of Perthshire, McGregor runs into a crowd, which disperses to reveal a black-belt Riley Stearns handling a large samurai sword. After facing some intimidating sword spinning, Ewan decides to conserve some energy - he puts away his scotch, busts out a revolver and shoots the cuck down.

Carson King
Carson King

Oh my

Asher Peterson
Asher Peterson

How the fuck did so many publications report this. They're not just trusting random sources, they believe literally anything you tell them

Camden King
Camden King

So uncvilized

Isaiah Young
Isaiah Young

GENERAL KENOBI
THE ADULTERATER

Juan Cooper
Juan Cooper

Whores will be whores

Jaxson Bailey
Jaxson Bailey

HOMEWRECKER. If this thread gets a lot of replies, Mary Elizabeth Winstead will show up when people Google HOMEWRECKER.

Joseph Rogers
Joseph Rogers

Just wait until they turn on the bot for the entire site
the amount of tears from these redditors who can only meme post is going to be hilarious

Christopher Scott
Christopher Scott

Rumour is that Riley asked Mew to sleep with McGregor.

Jaxson Williams
Jaxson Williams

If anything it should be more apparent how thirsty media sources are for stories and how by proxy, they are devoid of fact checking and editing, while also displaying just how fucking stupid both the writers and the audience is. This is easily a defamation/libel suit.

Wyatt Long
Wyatt Long

reddit "reddit spacing"

David Barnes
David Barnes

Try every media outlet defaming him by reporting on FAKE NEWS

Colton Flores
Colton Flores

@brutalsemendemon

Nathaniel Nguyen
Nathaniel Nguyen

He’s the archetypical nu male

Nicholas Howard
Nicholas Howard

Based Obi-Wan

Jace Wright
Jace Wright

I've heard that. I've heard the Scottish are hung like mules, but the Irish are hung like Tic-Tacs. They call little Irish dicks "The Irish Curse".

Nolan Russell
Nolan Russell

That picture needs Yag Sparrog.

Oliver Rogers
Oliver Rogers

underrated

Kevin Cook
Kevin Cook

kek no he doesn't. he's been nude in many movies.

dude has little pecker

but he was a good friend

Julian Gutierrez
Julian Gutierrez

Fucking hell... Media just posts Sup Forums memes as truth?

Parker Butler
Parker Butler

Riley will commit sudoku

Oliver Sanchez
Oliver Sanchez

Media just posts Sup Forums memes as truth?
Come on dude.
Look who's president.

Evan Brooks
Evan Brooks

So when do we start spreading the rumor that Riley made "unwanted advances" towards her throughout their marriage?

Thomas King
Thomas King

You've never heard of Sami al-Heid, repeat mass shooter and terrorist?

Gabriel Hill
Gabriel Hill

For fucks sake just leave him alone.

Andrew Martin
Andrew Martin

For fucks sake just leave me alone.

Logan Hernandez
Logan Hernandez

lol, this is ChamCham tier

Brandon Allen
Brandon Allen

hoMEWrecker

Jose Johnson
Jose Johnson

She clearly didn't want to have sex with him if she was sleeping with Ewan in preference to sleeping with him, and ultimately she chose to leave Riley. Therefore Riley was raping her for those seven years. It's absolutely disgusting he was allowed to get away with it for so long. I just hope he has the courage to step forward and not suffer in silence.

Liam Cruz
Liam Cruz

ok but who DOESNT want to fuck Obi-wan?? Can't say i blame her desu.

Oliver Evans
Oliver Evans

GET THAT SCOTTISH COCKSUCKER

Evan Bennett
Evan Bennett

I've posted here for over a decade
You clown

Isaac Miller
Isaac Miller

I admit this "oh no no" meme is becoming seriously overused lately

Owen Bell
Owen Bell

yer call that a sword ya piece of haggis THIS is a sword

Matthew Morales
Matthew Morales

this, the "will ya" always makes me laugh

like he's a generic gangster from the old batman cartoon

Joshua Harris
Joshua Harris

For fuck sake that is a waste of a Lucky 7's trips....I'm more pissed off at your post than life itself now!

William Powell
William Powell

Obari pose.

Luis Watson
Luis Watson

Riley should hire Sup Forums to write his comedy films, we're funnier

Carson Morris
Carson Morris

You think “fake news” was a joke?

Jason Price
Jason Price

they're both just henge niggers, how much difference could there be?

Robert Barnes
Robert Barnes

Next logical step would be to get tabloids to report on Jenna's death threats to Emily

Gabriel Clark
Gabriel Clark

Can you explain this autistic shit?

Grayson Bailey
Grayson Bailey

We men when we become friends, we stay loyal to each other and sometimes even become brothers. We have a good time together and enjoy sports, games and whatever else.

When men fall in love, that loyalty extends to their partner. They grow attached, form a bond that can't really be described properly. I'm sure you all loved someone or something. Even if it's a cat or dog. You wouldn't just toss away your cat or dog either.

For women it's different. They don't make bonds like that. Whereas we men form bonds akin to owner and pet, brother and brother, etc. For a woman they see their partner more as an accessory. Like a coat they really like, or some nice shoes.
Once they get sick of wearing the same coat, they throw it away.

Riley was a wintercoat and, unfortunately for him, MEW is in the summer of her life.

Robert Ward
Robert Ward

I completely missed the boat on this MEW person. She is so average that after seeing her in many films I wouldn't be able to distinguish her from a soccor mom if I bumped into her in the grocery store. And now she's sleeping around like some hot 10/10 super star. Is this a feminist thing or a Jew thing? Is she a jew by any chance?

Xavier Wilson
Xavier Wilson

Laugh while you can Sup Forums

James Wright
James Wright

how did the photoshopped post even spread to the mainstream media? did someone post it on twitter?

Jose Rodriguez
Jose Rodriguez

I'm as autistic asanyone about shitposting, but the one that took the time to do this..

still saved tho

Jaxson Morales
Jaxson Morales

Easy on the roid rage, Riley. He'll end up like Chris Benoit!

Gavin Kelly
Gavin Kelly

absolute kek

Matthew Miller
Matthew Miller

She's just hot bro, nothing else to understand

Henry Long
Henry Long

It's so sad that he could have always looked like that, but he took the soypill for so long

Anthony White
Anthony White

me back left, in front of the Joker

Benjamin Scott
Benjamin Scott

Did she get plastic surgery?
She looks funny. Like a bit hispanic?

Landon Adams
Landon Adams

GET THAT SCOTTISH COCKSUCKER

John Barnes
John Barnes

Is that seriously Riley? MEW on fucking suicide watch after Ewan drops her.
It's probably been a valuable life lesson to him that will help him grow as a person, experience and perspective is like seasoning on some fine man meat. It couldn't have done him any good to be complacent and insulated from tribulation by locking MEW down. That's probably the kinda thing that made him become a hipster mustache soyboy to begin with. 15 years with her had him at his worst, half a year without her is turning him into an Ultra-Chad.

Brandon Price
Brandon Price

Evidently in their dick sizes, m8.

Bentley Gomez
Bentley Gomez

10/10 face

Shame about her tits. B cups at best. She would be top tier ass with c to d cups like Alison Brie.

Camden Williams
Camden Williams

teleports behind Ewan MacGregor

Asher James
Asher James

while you were fucking my wife, I studied the blade...

Colton Thompson
Colton Thompson

Someone make a gif with ewan shooting him

Ryder Young
Ryder Young

Lol. /m/en everywhere.

Xavier Gutierrez
Xavier Gutierrez

It's not just you, she's really not famous at all and her notability was massively overblown by rampant waifuism. Her biggest claims to fame are Die Hard 4 and Scott Pilgrim.

Asher Kelly
Asher Kelly

muh digits

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