Why didn't I like this movie Sup Forums?

Why didn't I like this movie Sup Forums?

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Because it was generic marvlel shit.

Because you're a shithead probably. Just like

because your a t.soyboy

because you're not 15 years old

U a white male. Your time is over

This movie was tailor made for soyboys, you fucking twat.

>made Mary Jane into a feminist shitbrain

I don't know. You tell me.

No.

Because you're too old for stories about men who dress up in costumes and jump around the city fighting pantomime villains.

MJ was way more of a feminist in the comics.

>im a super hot model but also have a genius IQ and i can do anything as good as my superhero boyfriend who constantly saves me life

>mj is a anti-american ugly spic
DROPPED

There's a difference between being a feminist icon and being a feminist

Better than being a ginger.

nice quads, soy breasts

It wasn't actually. Strangely stood apart from the typical cookiecutter marvel turds.

because the visual effects and greenscreen were astoundingly awful considering the budget, nearly every moment is undercut by an attempt at humor which is even worse than in other marvel films because it's set first and foremost in a high school with teenagers with the attempts at humor reflecting that.

wrong

Also a difference between what feminism meant then and what it means now. Now it's a front for communist subversion.

Sup Forums told me michael douglas was good in this

he wasn't

Neither was Don Glover

Could you possibly be more wrong?

my man I grew some tits watching this soyfest, don't know what you're on about
probably the same thing this guy's on about

>if you unironically enjoyed Justice League, Batman v. Superman, Suicide Squad, and Man of Steel
MARVEL DISNEY REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>if you like Marvel comics/movies
It didn't live up to the Raimi movies and shoehorned in Tony Stark.

Because you're such a malleable, bandwagining little cuck that Sup Forums is stopping you from enjoying enjoyable things.

You mean Keaton?

This movie was a teen movie with teens as their target audience. It's just an ok movie if you aren't one.
I would have loved it if it came out when I was a teen.

That's the case for all but the most cerebral movies. Practically a tautology.

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it stinks

is this capeshit really worth making a thread about?