Why didn't he just go between his legs or something?

Why didn't he just go between his legs or something?

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SO HE CAN TAKE A LOOK UP HIS KILT?!

Because no one wants to be under a scottsman's kilt

Jack is too pure for that.

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no way that perverted samurai is getting the chance

Because not everyone is like you OP: we don't always go straight to sucking the dick of the person threatening to hurt us.

>AND IT'S BIGGER THAN YOURS

what did he mean by this?

AYE'LL SLAP YU COLD DEAD WITH MAH BIG FLOPPIN' SCOTTISH CABER YE TINY PRICK INSIDE A DIAPER PANSY!

Why is there a cat in his kilt?

It's a silencer in case if he finds a gun.

It's a scottish fold, because he's a scotsman.

I think I just made this up but it sounds right.

Looking back on this series it is really, really racist.

It's full of full-on punch-out level stereotypes. Everyone Jack meets seems to be an overblown national stereotype.

It even had africans wielding sticks and living in huts right in the start of the series.

>It even had africans wielding sticks and living in huts

>13th century samurai being trained by 13th century Masai.
Everything looks to be in order.

Besides, tons of rural folks in East Africa still live that way. I have a buddy from that grew up in a tribe twenty miles outside Nairobi and he had a traditional hut house like that.

I'm fucking tired of seeing pseudo-tumblr.

Going between someone's legs isn't the way of the samurai.

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You are in fact right, you just got the name wrong.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sporran

They don't ususally look like cats though.

and it's the best. The only people who are actually offended by stereotypes are uptight white people

Are you saying they weren't living in huts or fighting with sticks?

Why didn't Jack jump over him? Jumping didn't break the wood, his attack proved that.

shut up faggot

Because the Scotsman was itching for a fight and he successfully goaded Jack into giving him one.

Good, stereotypes are cool, hella more interesting than shoehorned minorities at least

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I know this is bait but come on. It's what makes Jack such a good warrior, he trained with basically every culture on Earth.

Jack was scared Scotsman would reach up and shove his thick hairy arm up Jack's tight nip pucker as he soared over him

I wanted to know why Jack didn't just jump over him. Sure he didn't know how to jump good yet, but it's definitely established in their fight that he can easily just go over.

>leg

People love this shit. People of all races love this shit. Why do you think you see Speedy Gonzales as the mascot of so many restaurants owned and operated by Mexicans? 'Cause they love it. There's a big difference between a disparaging caricature and an affectionate caricature.

The fact that it takes place in the far future and we have Scotsman clans and cowboy towns and hillbilly bounty hunters and an Australian aborigine who fights with a didgeridoo/blowgun is cool and if you think it isn't then you're a stick in the mud who hates it when people have fun with their cultures.

1.) Rickety bridge that fell apart just from Jack sitting on it for too long. It would be risky.
2.) The Scotsman is naturally confrontational and was probably looking for a fight anyway so he didn't care about really exploring peaceful options.
3.) Scotsman made Jack lose his temper so even if he was thinking about rational compromises at first he ended up also just wanting to fight.

The bridge was rickety as shit. The impact from his landing would probably have destroyed the planks beneath him. Hell, just them walking while fighting causes several planks to fall out.

But the real reason is: There wouldn't be an episode.

Maybe the Scotsman is royalty and that's his house's emblem?

It means that his claymore is physically larger than his katana.
I mean, are you watching this show?

>It even had africans wielding sticks and living in huts right in the start of the series.
You mean like real life Africans from 2017 AD?

First post, best post.

The bigger question is WHY DIDN'T ONE OF THEM JUST CUT THE GODDAMN SHACKLES

I wonder if MAGIC RUNES LADDIE would be strong enough to hurt Aku like Jack's sword

Too hard to cut without enough momentum. Can't build up enough momentum when they're shackled together like that. They would've had to slowly saw through it.

you have to go back

The biggest question of all is what is haggis?

YA NEW SEASON WATCHIN'

MAGICAL FLUTE PLAYIN

>WHATDYA THINKA THAT MISTER PAJAMA WEARING, SLIPPER WIELDING, PADDY FARMING, SOYSAUCE DRINKING, PISS SKINNED, RICE COCKED, SLANTY-EYED, NIPPY CHINKY JAP GOOK?!

goddam what was Tartakovsky thinking?

Honor, you dense faggot!

Shut the fuck up. tumbloy. 2016 has already ended.

>2016 has already ended.
but it's still the current year

far as i can gather, you take a bunch of random meats/veggies/etc, stuff it into an animal's stomach, then bake it

SHEEP'S STOMACH FILLED WITH MEAT

AND BAAARRRRLAAAAAAAYYY

A skinned and cooked wild Haggis, of course.