/imaceleb/

Man Hot Cock Edition

First for Toff!

Nunny

Her face is terrible and her skin looks looks as rough as a badger's cunt

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OP here. No Brexit talk tonight or else. I'm serious.

>it's an Iain asks for a noose from the bush telegraph episode

Looks like some kind of Saw torture dungeon. There's no way it should have been that small.

Iain's a right poof. His son's probably think he's queer after he cried last night.

>The Hole

10th for Stanley as the new jungle PM

Roastie detected

Retarded fucking public for not voting Iain for the trial

LIVE

TRIAL

why was the robot wars thread packed but BP2 empty. Even these comfy threads are thinning now.

Reminder to vote Jennie to do the trial

>it’s an extended episode

WEHAYYYYYY COME ON LADS GET YOUR WILLYS OUT

Let's fucking go lads

who

Everyone vote for Iain to do the trial, the fat sod.

Never post this fucking picture again, you knobhead!

BP2??

I have completely missed Robot Wars this year, it was a pretty fun thread last year

That fucking boring fat ginger woman from coronation street

>using paper for the fire

What a cunt

>got a warning for calling something the 'r' word
>the warning stated 'quality of posts are extremely important to this board'
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>Toff amusing herself

Why's Jamie re-enacting the scenes we've already seen.

Sorry lad, won't happen again

>ywn help Toff up off the ground and make her eat all the eggs

Evening all best girl is Kung fu fighting.

Hollyoaks withdrawal. He needs to act or he’ll die.

Dec sounds like kek

What 'r' word?

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Do you think he's got his hand in some twink's arsehole when that gif was taken?


Jamie Lomas definitely gay bashes people

Blue Planet II really is spectacular.

We are so fucked this ashes

you know the one

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kek

Fuck Vardy's wife is ugly as FUCK

Just fish though innit

I can look at some in Ultra 4k HD at Sainos, and if I buy those I can eat them as well.

I WANT MORE VANESSA SCREEN TIME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Toff is the most attractive one in the Jungle but that must not be confused for being actually attractive.

Hope Rebeckah gets bitten by a poisonous spider and dies in the hole desu

rude!

Rigger

Mate.
This guy is obviously right.

Is Kezia autistic? Why does she never speak?

he looks pumped

Martin's burrow

M E A T
E
A
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I'd get bitten by a poisonous spider just for a chance in Rebekah's hole if you know what I mean.

She wasn't in the last one at all I don't think

Trying to avoid notice, thinks if she doesn't say anything, her constituents won't notice she's fucked off into the jungle on their dime

nigger detected

BIG LAD

You could probably go spelunking if you catch my drift

>mfw they leave Rebekah in the hole

:)

>tfw watching the snooker and jungle at the same time

Ohh I get it. You'd risk necrosis to have sex with a mother of 4 children.

>She walks up to you and slaps your ass and tells you to sniff her arm pit

What do you do?

HE'S A VERY BIG MAN!

What do you think of Rebekah now?

He’s not a big lad though

Utterly dwarfed by Iain, 5’10 at most?

I would put my penis in her vagina if you know where I’m comin from

What unsavory things would you do to Toff's bum?

Well I know she got rooted by Peter Andre

Wipe it.

I think he's a gobby harlot, who'll bin Vardeh as sson as he retires

Cover it in sugar? GET IT, UNSAVORY? SWEET?! BOOM BOOM

You reckon Boris has been watching lads?

I’d ask her to go to the gym and work on it ASAP

But, what does it smell like, lads?

VERY SMALL MAN

This roastie rejected Jamie Vardy five times before finding out he was in the England squad

Get a slo mo camera and film the ripples when I slap it.

I genuinely love dec

Based Kek

>manlets mocking manlets

lmao, like two bald men arguing over a comb

Nah. Despite the common perception of Boris, he is actually quite a prestigious writer/editor. He's likely been working on his Churchill book.

what happens if a bug goes right up their nose?

As if you wouldn't watch your da on I'm a celebrity

Based Basilposter.

It stinks

Their IQ increases

Is anyone ITT a manlet

You can admit it, don't be afraid

I think they started dating before Vardy had THAT season with Leicester

5’8

Don't you remember Fatima Whitbred

Is there a clear winner in sight lads?

Well obviously Toff is gonna win but who do you think will be in the top three

>Toff
>Amir
>Stanley

rekd

Imagine being scared of rats. What the fuck.

Why are they scared of rats? They're clearly tame, not like they've collected from a hobo's den

5'5. Full head of hair though. Small victories.

Have you ever read (not watched) American Psycho?

Those who have will know.

YAAAAAAAS SLAY BECKA

fucking THIS what the fuck

5'11 manlet king

The final chamber they have to lay with Martin.

I'm scared of the minute chance the plague is still in one of them