What is next for Riley's career?
What is next for Riley's career?
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double murder suicide... with no survivors
getting those scottish cocksuckers
CALL ME A KEK WILL YA
HardTime for giving a Scottish cocksucker and Cheating whore JUST deserts.
getting back with MEW and raising Mcgregor's son
Going full on STANDING
Stop with these fucking threads.
TODAY THE SCOTTISH BULL FALLS
you're bad at trolling and should probably stop posting
(You)
>train jiu-jitsu to the rank of soy belt
>can't even use it to defeat the man who is fucking his wife
what's the point, Riley?
I HOPE YOUR READY FOR THE STORM, THE STORM THAT OBLITERATES YOUR SAD EXCUSE OF A LIFE YOU BACKSTABBING SCOTTISH SNAKE FUCK
Soybean farmer
>be ewan
>be balls deep in mew for the 4th time that morning (it's 9am)
>her phone rings
>ugh it's riley "oh hi riley... huh? what?"
>mew tells you riley is warning her about scottish tabloids reporting stories about his death threats and they're not real because "i still love you mary, you know i would never do something like that"
>she hangs up and laughs at him
>look up the article
>"call me a c*ck will ya"? hey that's funny
>start repeating that line while impersonating riley beta voice while facefucking mew and laughing at him
>"CALL ME A KEK WILL YA CALL ME A KEK WILL YA"
>mew cant focus on giving head because she cant stop laughing
>her eye pops out from the laughter
come at me bro
Planning to give the CALEDONIAN C*CKER an overdose of SOY
>Meanwhile in the hallway, major vibrations can be felt and something comes phasing through the wall...
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lose your trip, you literal nigger
Is there a director that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Riley? Let alone defeat him. And I’m not talking about divorced Riley. I’m not talking about soyboy Riley either. Hell, I’m not even talking about barely any career Riley with a couple of short films and one feature length movie (with his ex-wife MEW starring to boost the media footprint). I'm talking about fully depressed and self-realized Riley who is soon to be collecting alimony and is equipped with his Jesse Eisenberg signed katana, a perfect beard, Jiu-Jitsu black belt, with Ewan McGregor residual semen implanted in him so he has latent jedi powers and can perform basic Force tricks while being an expert in cinematography and photography and having a new movie coming out soon!
ACH MAHREE I FEEL SOMETHING FUNNAY IN MAH BAWBAG
I THINK ME SPUDS BEEN INJECTED
AW GIT TAE FUCK MAHREE
AH’M FOOKIN ALLERGIC TAE SOY
Holy Fuck this shit keeps on getting better
HALLO THERE YEH WEE RILEY
AH’D LIKE TAH ASK YE ABOUT MAH BAWBAG
NOW DID TE OR DID YE NOT REPLACE ME SPUDS WITH SOY BEANS
AH’M PROPER FOOKIN RAGIN HERE RILEY
MARY’’S FOOKIN STARTED CALLING US THE SCOTTISH SOYLOTD
WHAT THE FOOK HAVE YEE DONE
MARY PLEASE YE DINNAE KEN
MAH BAWBAG IS PROPER FULL OF FOOKIN SOY
HOW THE FOOK CAN I GIVE YE A FACIAL OR PUMP YE FANNY
WHEN I SPOOGE FOOKIN SOYYYY
good posts
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>Talking about “getting over your ex” on social media when you weren’t even asked
Probably the most pathetic thing you could do.
>2017
>not replacing your enemy’s testicles with soy beans
Is this Drive 2?
He's just taking it day by day cuck
ITT: merciless meatman slaughters squealing soyboy
Ewan might have turned MEW’s fanny into a haggis but he’ll be the one tasting SOY in the end
GET THAT NIGGER COCKSUCKER
another happy cucking
the monkey is the only one aware enough to look at the camera
Just go away
Being called a cuck
CALL
somebody give me a quick rundown on these two
all I gathered from skimming through these threads is that she cheated on him or something
are they even famous?
ME
A
KEK
She's an incredibly beautiful actress who has been in tons of movies and TV shows. Her husband, Riley, is way out of her league, but she liked all the nerdy stuff he did, and it was really kind of inspiring to see. But she recently divorced him, and judging from their separate social media pages, she was handling it far better than he was. Recently it came out that she was having an affair with Ewan McGregor, who is married to a different woman. This of course, triggers TV, because Stacy showed her true colors and broke /ourguy/'s heart to go fuck Chad. Somebody on Sup Forums made fake Instagram posts where Riley threatened to kill that Scottish cocksucker, and British tabloids reported on it as if it was real.
WILL
YA?
>She's an incredibly beautiful actress
>ywn stick your bbc in MEW
>those fucking jeans
She's very pretty. And she shows her whore butt in Fargo.
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This made me laugh really hard.
fucking hell lad
Never in my life would I have thought that Sup Forums through no fault of it's own meme something into the trash hole that is celebrity gossip magazines, I think we've started a fire lads with this being the first of many
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> positive person
> thousand yard + murder stare
> happy angel emoticon
Audibly keked
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aw shit this is just getting worse
You know this is exactly what happened
I mean, pol elected the US president. This is pretty minor.
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u sure riley?
Limmy really let himself off.
I think Riley is better looking than Ewan.
Exactly. SHADILAY AND ONWARD TO KEKISTAN MY BROTHER! FUCK OFF SOYBOYS
>RILEY THEY FUCKING YO WIFE ON LIVE TELEVISION
>h-heh she's just acting heheh
why didn't he listen? he should've left her first smfh
the man has no honor
TAKE MY GIRL OF THE DREAMS WILL YA
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following pic related's footsteps
has anyone made a "i can be an angel... or a twisted fucking psychopath" one yet
>Riley as a WWE wrestling star
i could dig it.