What is next for Riley's career?

What is next for Riley's career?

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double murder suicide... with no survivors

getting those scottish cocksuckers

CALL ME A KEK WILL YA

HardTime for giving a Scottish cocksucker and Cheating whore JUST deserts.

getting back with MEW and raising Mcgregor's son

Going full on STANDING

Stop with these fucking threads.

TODAY THE SCOTTISH BULL FALLS

you're bad at trolling and should probably stop posting

(You)

>train jiu-jitsu to the rank of soy belt

>can't even use it to defeat the man who is fucking his wife

what's the point, Riley?

I HOPE YOUR READY FOR THE STORM, THE STORM THAT OBLITERATES YOUR SAD EXCUSE OF A LIFE YOU BACKSTABBING SCOTTISH SNAKE FUCK

Soybean farmer

>be ewan
>be balls deep in mew for the 4th time that morning (it's 9am)
>her phone rings
>ugh it's riley "oh hi riley... huh? what?"
>mew tells you riley is warning her about scottish tabloids reporting stories about his death threats and they're not real because "i still love you mary, you know i would never do something like that"
>she hangs up and laughs at him
>look up the article
>"call me a c*ck will ya"? hey that's funny
>start repeating that line while impersonating riley beta voice while facefucking mew and laughing at him
>"CALL ME A KEK WILL YA CALL ME A KEK WILL YA"
>mew cant focus on giving head because she cant stop laughing
>her eye pops out from the laughter

come at me bro

Planning to give the CALEDONIAN C*CKER an overdose of SOY

>Meanwhile in the hallway, major vibrations can be felt and something comes phasing through the wall...

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lose your trip, you literal nigger

Is there a director that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Riley? Let alone defeat him. And I’m not talking about divorced Riley. I’m not talking about soyboy Riley either. Hell, I’m not even talking about barely any career Riley with a couple of short films and one feature length movie (with his ex-wife MEW starring to boost the media footprint). I'm talking about fully depressed and self-realized Riley who is soon to be collecting alimony and is equipped with his Jesse Eisenberg signed katana, a perfect beard, Jiu-Jitsu black belt, with Ewan McGregor residual semen implanted in him so he has latent jedi powers and can perform basic Force tricks while being an expert in cinematography and photography and having a new movie coming out soon!

ACH MAHREE I FEEL SOMETHING FUNNAY IN MAH BAWBAG

I THINK ME SPUDS BEEN INJECTED

AW GIT TAE FUCK MAHREE

AH’M FOOKIN ALLERGIC TAE SOY

Holy Fuck this shit keeps on getting better

HALLO THERE YEH WEE RILEY

AH’D LIKE TAH ASK YE ABOUT MAH BAWBAG

NOW DID TE OR DID YE NOT REPLACE ME SPUDS WITH SOY BEANS

AH’M PROPER FOOKIN RAGIN HERE RILEY

MARY’’S FOOKIN STARTED CALLING US THE SCOTTISH SOYLOTD

WHAT THE FOOK HAVE YEE DONE

MARY PLEASE YE DINNAE KEN

MAH BAWBAG IS PROPER FULL OF FOOKIN SOY

HOW THE FOOK CAN I GIVE YE A FACIAL OR PUMP YE FANNY

WHEN I SPOOGE FOOKIN SOYYYY

good posts

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>Talking about “getting over your ex” on social media when you weren’t even asked
Probably the most pathetic thing you could do.

>2017
>not replacing your enemy’s testicles with soy beans

Is this Drive 2?

He's just taking it day by day cuck

ITT: merciless meatman slaughters squealing soyboy

Ewan might have turned MEW’s fanny into a haggis but he’ll be the one tasting SOY in the end

GET THAT NIGGER COCKSUCKER

another happy cucking

the monkey is the only one aware enough to look at the camera

Just go away

Being called a cuck

CALL

somebody give me a quick rundown on these two
all I gathered from skimming through these threads is that she cheated on him or something
are they even famous?

ME

A

KEK

She's an incredibly beautiful actress who has been in tons of movies and TV shows. Her husband, Riley, is way out of her league, but she liked all the nerdy stuff he did, and it was really kind of inspiring to see. But she recently divorced him, and judging from their separate social media pages, she was handling it far better than he was. Recently it came out that she was having an affair with Ewan McGregor, who is married to a different woman. This of course, triggers TV, because Stacy showed her true colors and broke /ourguy/'s heart to go fuck Chad. Somebody on Sup Forums made fake Instagram posts where Riley threatened to kill that Scottish cocksucker, and British tabloids reported on it as if it was real.

WILL

YA?

>She's an incredibly beautiful actress

>ywn stick your bbc in MEW

>those fucking jeans

She's very pretty. And she shows her whore butt in Fargo.

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This made me laugh really hard.

fucking hell lad

Never in my life would I have thought that Sup Forums through no fault of it's own meme something into the trash hole that is celebrity gossip magazines, I think we've started a fire lads with this being the first of many

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> positive person
> thousand yard + murder stare
> happy angel emoticon

Audibly keked

dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5116471/Mary-Elizabeth-Winsteads-ex-admits-hes-lonely.html

aw shit this is just getting worse

You know this is exactly what happened

I mean, pol elected the US president. This is pretty minor.

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u sure riley?

Limmy really let himself off.

I think Riley is better looking than Ewan.

Exactly. SHADILAY AND ONWARD TO KEKISTAN MY BROTHER! FUCK OFF SOYBOYS

>RILEY THEY FUCKING YO WIFE ON LIVE TELEVISION
>h-heh she's just acting heheh
why didn't he listen? he should've left her first smfh

the man has no honor

TAKE MY GIRL OF THE DREAMS WILL YA

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following pic related's footsteps

has anyone made a "i can be an angel... or a twisted fucking psychopath" one yet

>Riley as a WWE wrestling star
i could dig it.