>beeping on map
>HOLY HELL IT'S BIGGER THAN TEXAS
Beeping on map
Name 1 one (1)
The day after day (2011)
Apocalypse four (1987)
Then I cried (2007)
minority report
birdman
as above as below
jumanji
>it's the size of a football
>regular or american ?
The American one is the regular one, lest you forget.
you are having a laugh son
>it's the size of 12 football fields, Mr. President
>That IT you're talking about is my wife!
>And I'm going to find out how to change her back
>with or without you, asshole!
>And whatever you do, stay away from- *radio cuts out*
>"How can I know I can trust you?"
>"Because there is no other option."
>We do things by the book
Europistain doesn't matter.
We own the world you EU slave unit.
>"If we're gonna do this, we'll do it my way..."
>"I thought it'd be bigger than that"
>American nature documentary
>everything is measured in school buses and football fields
>scientist explains something
>uses baseball metaphors
>"Im gonna have my way with you"
>starts openning his belt
illusions of grandeur do not change the fact that a "ball" is spherical in nature. it is called football because you use your feet to interact with a spherical object.
here is the thing Amerifat. your "ball" is a prolate spheroid and you use your hands to carry it around 99% of the time.
all this accumulates to the pic on the left. that is the best you will ever get in the land of the dumb and the free.
>american movie
>mobility scooter rolls across the scene
IIRC it's called a football due to being roughly one foot in length.
What a piece of junk
The goddamned asteroid in Armageddon was the size of Texas.
goddammit i hate this board