I would put my penis inside of her anus if you know what I mean
>Sundance Film Festival
say weird shit in an empty white room for 90 minutes
Guaranteed to make millions
YouTube Red Originals
inside her poppy?
ERMAHGAD ITS SO SPOOK
Poppykino has arrived
Whose ready for 14hr 88min of
Kermode calls it an endearing spectacle
What could she possibly be selling on Youtube Red?
Nobody knows who this is
She's Poppy retard
How can't you understand
She's be nowhere without Titanic Sinclaire writing her music for her.
her videos are post modern garbage. hurdurr say some random word over and over again in a creepy voice while being a cute girl omg so deep i wonder what the meaning is
It's the pilot for her show. It's about her going out in the world for the first time
sort of like the plot to the Pee-Wee Herman movie before it became Big Holiday.
So Daniel day Lewis wouldn't be jack shit if it wasn't for Paul Thomas's direction
(((Youtube))) was a mistake. This stupid bitch would have been on gagfactor or meatholes 15 years ago.
So is there any character to this? Is she like a robot or something and that's why she just repeats retarded shit without context, as if learning concepts?
The handgun video was the only good thing I've seen and even that was as far as the whole subversive "random weird girl explains something simple" could go.
She's literally unironically a robot
giv poppy gf
I'm poppying a boner if you know what i mean.
Not sure, description really just says she's out in the world trying to be famous and get money, but runs into secret societies, fanatics, and Charlotte. So she's probably just the same weird robot or engineered/brainwashed human thing she is in the rest of her videos.
this interests me
Is that a tampon stuffed nose?
Maybe if I weren't already paying for Amazon's music streaming service it would be worth it.
It's basically performance art. She's a brainwashed pop starlet.
Youtube Red originals
a literally who
What is this gay ass shit?
one of the best youtubes ever made and i mean this unironically
But i'm really enjoying pic related.
MARS ARGO BTFO!
This could've been you fucking idiot.
Fixed title for you
It's aight. Most of the jokes have resolutions, but it sorta has that undertone of 'lolrandumXD' to it...
She's been blowing up this past year, she's got a few pretty catchy songs and has a ton of weird short videos. But considering this is a "YouTube Red Original" you can guarantee that it'll be trash.
Mars is so perfect ;(
I would die for her.
wtf are you talking about
He was around for decades before he worked with PTA. Are you 12?
i masturbate to this
YouTube Red Originals
It's hypnotism. The idea is to be calming and absorbing enough that you automatically feel at ease watching her despite the banality of what she talks about, and therefore you keep returning.
What's the story behind her?
Did she not she the youtube potential or something?
What's she up to. Now?
Dated and worked with Titanic Sinclair for videos and music, relationship soured, seems like she was the one to break it off, with Titanic still having feelings for her. She did modelling in Japan, I think, and did a handful of commercials and short films. Hasn't been much else of her besides those and the rare post/like on Twitter.
Fuck Poppy. Mars Argo was the real deal.
Why is it red?
Is she the girl that iDubbbz said "nigger" to?
That titanic guy seems like the type to do a bunch of drugs and get violent on a regular basis.
More money to pay produce and more money if people watch.
That's Tana Mongeau
nobody watches youtube red though
Those dumb numale faces, fucks sake this place has ruined my ability to enjoy things.
i liek poopy
was subscribed to poppy for like a month because it reminded me of salad fingers
some turk makes a video about her being in the illuminati and all of her videos suddenly become flooded with sandniggers screaming im broken english about her being the devil
jesus christ that shit was annoying
also i would suck mars argos asshole through a straw, fucking perfect waifu
FUCK POPPY. FUCK POPPY. FUCK POPPY. She's stealing Marsfu's thunder.
It is good proof how the iq has dropped significantly over the last few decades.
woooww so SPOOK. HOYP!
Shes getting old.
she only serves for one thing
It was never intended to be spooky.
She's like a brainwashed illuminati pop star
Poppy is starting to show signs of her age isn't she?
Time to move on to someone who isn't past her prime if you dig what I'm saying
The Flynn Effect says otherwise
name one good artist who doesn't
fuck that faggot, god damnit.
I'd fuck the shit out of mars argo though.
get dumped by perfect white girl
replace her with spic knockoff
the spic becomes famous
I think this whole performance art angle is really stupid but it MIGHT have been effective if they didn't pick a model with white trash grooming and locution. She moves and acts like an undereducated midwesterner.
It's performance art making fun of pop Stars. It's heavily implied she's a brainwashed or possibly robotic Illuminati Pizzagate slave who is being pushed as the next big thing but every now and then she breaks the conditioning and gets creepy. The music itself is fucking great, excellent pop that makes fun of pop. She's the Dethklok of shitty pop music.
I like this song though.
This poppy girl was the thing that came to mind but couldn't remember her name when Pop-Sersha appeared.
Yeah, I get it. It's stupid. If you think that's an interesting critique of pop culture you're stupid too.
Oh good, some patricians are still left on tv
Wow, you managed to be more pretentious than the hipsters making an ironic ARG about pop music. Congrats faggot.
That's part of the game retards. Mars broke the conditioning and got erased and replaced.
More like dude got asshurt he got dumped and just replaced Mars with a teenager (at the time) who will do everything he says.
He even made a video bitching about her having a rich dad. Guys a major fag.
took me just a few videos to understand this bitch just wants to roleplay as an ai for the rest of her life now i dont have to get whats the big deal about her anymore
I know that faggot, but the behind the scenes drama is irrelevant. I'm talking about the storyline of the ARG.
If she’s supposed to be a robot, and I’m supposed to believe she’s a robot, why is she so fugly? Who would make a robot that looks like that
They put a bunch of occult shit in the videos and turned it into a conspiracy theory game right before the Pizzagate shit hit. It would have been over by now if they hadn't gotten lucky and /pol/ decided they were connected to the Satanic Space Jew kiddy diddlers, when actually they're just dumb hipsters making fun of pop music and muh illuminati
well that's the most disappointing fucking thing ever
could they not have picked more boring and obvious angle
Name 3 other YouTube channels that do this is a way that has fan interaction that changes the storyline.
I didn't imply someone else on youtube is doing it
I'm just saying it's boring as fuck
Moriah's already in her mid 20s by the time she transformed into the Poppy persona
the normies from /pol/ and reddit made her popular
Then fuck off
Poppy is THAT popular? I thought she was "popular creepypasta channel audiences like her"-tier
He should have just let her stay brunette, I get he did it because Mars went blonde, but she could pull it off. Poppy has darker features and is very cute as a brunette.
I thought this was an ARG? Why isn't anything an ARG anymore?
Humans are bad at making things that look like 100% real humans
Tell me more. I thought her actual identity was meant to be a secret. I picked up that her family is loaded as fuck, but spoonfeed me pls
poppy is an android
It hasn't dropped, it's just been marginalized. That's what's really scary.
Does that mean Mars is an iPhone?
Greeks called him Ares
nigger this is like the earliest poppy video
John 3:36: Whoever believes in the Son has eternal life, but whoever rejects the Son will not see life, for God's wrath remains on them.
Nice try. Zack Snyder will save us from this monstrosity. No wonder I felt such a strange urge to punch her face.
This. Marsfu is so cute. I can't believe she's 30. She has some great genes.
Its trendy to be le epic weird indie girl/man haha :-) right now.
Poppys a trendy normie. Fuck her.
this song is legitimately great
giv mars gf
ugly white woman the movie
nah thanks we are set with those kinds of movies
i mean comon, somone has to say it. BLACKED
Saying she needs black dick is like saying she needs oxygen, it's so obvious that none of us bothered.
I can kind of forgive rhett and link for it
God this is so lame. Who can watch more than 30 seconds of these videos
yes, yes ! but i have a need to see her getting BLACKED
God's chosen people
Really fires up the neurotransmitters desu senpai
inside her poopy, dummy
inside her poopy more like
10 seconds in
Poppy looks exactly like my grandmother did when she was young. This makes her very off-putting to me.
did your grandmother get BLACKED often like poppy ?
Looks like trash
What does that mean? Like a daddy pee pee?
clairo > poopy
tehee look at these stock beats and minor 7th chords on mah YUKE i'm not like other girls :3
Is she a feminist?
any sane person is a feminist. gobbergate is over. go back to reddiit.
Took you this long to drop that retard? I don't know how anyone likes her, even ironically.
Why is trying so damn hard to be hipster le quirky girl?
sees young fertile girl
wants to dock into anus
You're pretty much a homo
What does the Q and + stand for?
Queer and the plus is the membership version
You realize she's just the actress right? She doesn't write or produce the videos
Quesadillas and PLUS ULTRA.
Isn't queer the same thing as gay?
dude it's 2015
Is this pretentious wanker actually making a feature film
Is she legal? If yes, then there goes my interest in her
Who is this smegma succubus?
I think Poppy is a little sloppy.
haha so weird XD
I don't know a thing about Poppy except for that she's "le absurdist quirky weird character YouTuber" and she makes music.
What's this film about?
What did Mars Argo mean by this?
All those insufferable comments from people pretending to 'miss' her when they didn't have any idea who she was until Poppy took off.
We YouTubekino now
I still don't know who either of them are.
I think its less that people "miss her", but recognize more that she was cuter and more talented, and want her to create new content.
That and the Poppy shit is interesting for two seconds until you realize how played out they made it. It would have been interesting for a few months concept, its been years now.
Honestly I would let her have sex with me
Is she even k i n o?
I'mma Popp a stool in your mouth, bae.
is this the PC Music aesthetic except bad?
I want this. I hope it's not shit
just goes to show how easy women have it in life
they can literally get famous/rich by just existing
The character or the person?
i fucking love morphine
I know that's cow chop but did they make some you tube original thing?
hey this is bretty gud
why are her eyes trying to run away from her nose?
She started the whole Titanic Sinclair Poppy thing when she was like 19, she's around 22 now.
there are billions of women who just exist and don't get rich or famous. poppy's success is 100% due to this man
tv won't believe me when i say this, but just wait 2-3 months and you'll see an artistic poppy episode that you will like
I got into touch with poppy's producer and gave him an idea that poppy should make a clip about isolationism and have her stand in a dark room, just repeating blacked, blacked
I hope you'll be proud of me when it's uploaded
I've been seeing posters for this around NYC
Meh, by this time next year nobody outside her current fans will know her. This won't gain traction. She's unlikable to women and basically anyone who isn't a Drumpf loving ("HAHA SHE'S MAKING FUN OF ILLUMINATI SHIT, I FIND THIS PERSONALLY FUNNY CUZ I HATE HILARY CUZ SHE RAPES CHILDREN")
Meh, by this time next year nobody outside her current fans will know her.
I don't think her current fans will even know her. She's Rebecca Black tier.
This. Who the fuck is she?
Unironically got no idea who these youtube persinalities are. Am I getting old?
I had my doubts over this, but now after this, and how she appeared in youtube rewind, I'm 100% sure some rich kike is behind her trying to force her in
Wow you've figured it out! That's how all people get famous these days. Some old guy probably found her hot and is using her as his own personal sex toy.
blacked is a forced meme
Who is this ugly, brown eyed bitch?
marsfu is reddit
Unironically sounds like kino, especially if they use the Illuminati imagery
It's kind of weird that so many fans think she produces the videos and it's an actual musician.
would be nice if she didnt look so retarded and fake
It's cause they've done too exessive nose jobs not realizing that you fuck up face proportions then.
Shut the fuck up
what the fuck is this? Fucking americans
she is such a disgusting fake persona
it's fetal alcohol syndrome, you tard
I know, right?
So, what's the single hottest Poppy vid out there?
It's Waardenburg Syndrome, you doubletard.
I don't know why, but all of these videos piss me off inmensely