Why the fuck is Netflix publicly broadcasting people’s viewing habits and mocking them for it? This isn’t a joke...

Why the fuck is Netflix publicly broadcasting people’s viewing habits and mocking them for it? This isn’t a joke, it’s literally what they’re doing.

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these are obviously parents of autistic children that watch the same thing over and over.
Nothing to see here

Are you a faggot or a woman? Regardless, kys.
>muh hurt feelings

they didn't release names right?
if you don't want something known or discussed - don't do that thing.
Don't use Netflix, if you don't want Netflix discussing your viewing habits.

literally fucking triggered

welp

Remember when Pornhub kept bullying Justin Beiber on Twitter? This reminds me of that.

Normalization of "anonymous" data aggregation.
Spotify and Google have made similar ads in the past

Literally every streaming service has cookies that are going to record viewing habits, shit even Pornhub does this. And they didn't expose anyone's names so why the fuck do you care?

am I the only one who thinks that's hilarious? it's not like they're fucking putting specific people on blast

>And they didn't expose anyone's names
People are worried that the guys combing through the data to make these ads DO have their names.

>they didn’t expose anyone’s names
Yet. I’m sure you’ll defend that too
>derr it’s their service don’t pay if you don’t like it
You fucking lemming

Literal sweetie posting.

probably just made up the number for a joke they're using to shill their shitty netflix original christmas movie.

>picking on parents of autistic children

Wow, they really are cunts.

looks like some basic bitch press secretary is in bad mood

MISOGGYKNEE

>muh marketing
>you don't like it? Get press
>you like it? Get press

there ya go... anyone/everyone who posts in this thread and bumps it back up just did .02 cents worth of freemarking for netflix like suckers.

I'm thinking of getting rid of Netflix. Is there any good reason to keep it?

How about you fucking chill ? Corporations can show a bit of humanity

>Trying to do it like the teenagers that work for Wendy's

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obviously i'm worried on some level because of this data mining, but god do i love these ads. i remember spotify had them and they were proper kino

k Sup Forums,

"scary Jews are gonna blackmail Timmy based on his viewing habits, this is why I watch my porn through TOR"

God millenials are annoying shits

There are various porn password sites that regularly post Netflix and other streaming passwords. Just use one of those. I cancelled HBO Now because I got a pass on one of them that’s worked for like 8 months.

WHAT The hell is a Christmas prince even about

>getting called Sup Forums for pointing out the normal human feeling of concern if even one other person knows something you might find embarassing
It doesn't matter if Random Netflix Employee keeps your secret forever, people don't like the idea that anyone is combing through watch data and then going "ooh someone has a secret..." It's like finding someone picking through your garbage.

I'd honestly love to see Netflix and Amazon get taken down a peg or two and get sued

Don't get me wrong they are better than Hollywood but not by much

>guys combing through the data to make these ads DO have their names

Well yeah, it's netflix. You're paying them for content so of course they know/track who you are and what you watch. They have a webpage on the site that will list everything a person has watched. Yet tend wise they don't give a shit about the solo person, only the market demo.

Yep, some hipster PR/SM cunt SJW thought they were being super funny going through records and making comments.
The kind of cunt that would blow a gasket at a dude sitting with his legs slightly spread, but will think nothing of digging through other people's data for laffs.
It's a bad mix. It's gonna blow up in Netflix's face.

> starring the girl from Izombie

The 53 are here

i don't have a netflix subscription. don't you give your name to them willingly when creating your account?

Sup Forums is just like reddit and twitter. It's an advertising botnet wasteland. The only place to go now is somethingawful. 5bucks is a small price to pay to not be advertised at by Edgy Fellow Kids (tm).

>of course they know/track who you are and what you watch
No shit but it's a different matter when it's a computer tracking trends vs. an intern looking up John Doe's entire watch history.

In all probability the employees actually don't have access to that information but ads like this make people think they might.

>people don't like the idea that anyone is combing through watch data

there is no damn combing, everyone is tracked the same way costco knows everything you bought down to the last dime. Yet much like netflix they don't give a shit Biff bought muffins this week only the over all tends that they sell 13% more muffins in December so make more muffins in December.

no idea what that movie is nor why someone must be hurt if they are constantly watching it

don't get the meme IMO

>Go to SJW central and pay 5 bucks for the pleasure of it

No thanks my soygoy

>people express concern that their personal data is displayed publicly
>POL!

Worrying about one's privacy is literally being a nazi now.

torrenting this right now

adblock and noscript literally removes all of that. sa is a shitty circle jerk these days.

where the fuck are you getting jews from you cockgobbler mong? Stop being obsessed.

>ok sweetie

wtf i love netflix now

>when you try to be all endearing like Wendy, but you come across as a post-wall psychopath instead
wew

Oh yeah, and Sup Forums is the free thinking opposite of a hivemind. Adblock and noscript can't removed paid shills.

>vs. an intern looking up John Doe's entire watch history

it's netflix's offical corp level twitter account. It's not some guy sneaking data and then making his own ads at home. No the real issue is if peopel out there stupid enough to think netflix was not 100% tracking anything/everything/all things they watch on netflix. Where that data in view by anyone in the company that needs the info at any time.

Why the fuck would anyone care about Netflix's marketing tweets?

Haha. BANTZflix

>The year is 2025
>Log in into my Disneystream vr neural micro ship
>Disney bought Netflix and pornhub
>Alarms start sounding all over the city
>This is a public announcement: Consumer #454824617 just watched "BBC cuck soy fantasy 4" for the 100th times since last week
>My face is being live streamed on huge panels covering buildings all over the world with the words "BBC cuck soy 100"
>Everyone is laughing at me
>Mickey mouse hologram in my brain keeps bullying me
I want off this ride

To OP who has bee sucking cocks nonstop for the last 13 years. Who hurt you?

That, while unlikely, begins with a first step. Netflix just took that step. Anyone defending them is a fucking idiot.

>LE POL
IMAGINE being this obsessed

>playing right into the netflix marketing team's hands
literally and unironically: good goy

>all publicity is good publicity
1989 wants its shitty ideas back

>corporations are people too!!
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF CORPORATE COCK SUCKING SOYGOYS HOLY KEK

t. one of those 53 people

It's making me want to watch A Christmas Prince just to see what the shitposting is about

This is what paranoid anons said when credit cards came out. This is what paranoid anons said about the internet. This is what paranoid anons think when they see a CCTV camera or a mobile phone with facial recognition. Never do they think it's all just a money making scheme, no, it's always gotta lead to the most batshit dystopia they can imagine.

BTW the boogeyman likes you watching anonymous porn on the internet, it stops them from shitting up their cities with sex shops.

Nice, bantz, Netflix. Good luck paying your 20 billion debt.

latimes.com/business/hollywood/la-fi-ct-netflix-debt-spending-20170729-story.html

And you’ll either torrent it or already have an account so watching it does nothing for them. You’re not going to buy an account because of this thread.

This kind of retarded logic is why facebook will own your soul

imdb.com/title/tt7608418/

Considering it is a Netflix movie, they must know it's not that great. I'd be worried too if I'd make something terrible and people would just watch it non-stop. That's why I'm not a Marvel movie producer.

I-it's just regular business practice... A goy like you wouldn't understand...

>that random mention of Nazis
Reminder that you brought up Nazis first. I guess you think of yourself as one?

I was actually surprised they allowed such a “white” movie to be shown as a Netflix original. Plus izombie girl is cute as fuck as always

>This is what paranoid anons said about the internet.
Except Republicans are actually attempting to remove net neutrality so people have the right to be paranoid.

You're too far gone m8.

...You have no idea what Netflix originals are, do you?

t. Poor

>autistically trawl through data to embarrass users
>humanity

Shut up or we'll tell your wife how many times you've paused on Bradley Cooper's bulge.

well we have to somehow kickstart the new golden age of the internet by kicking out all of the americans.

>what do you mean corporations can see the data i provide them with?!?!?

Not really. I just know most “Netflix” originals suck ass

Leave, /r/The_Donald

The ABSOLUTE state of sweetie posting

>I have 0 dollars
>Netflix has -20 billion dollars
Netflix can hope to reach my level one day.

You can stop trying to fit in now

You can't willingly agree to their terms and then complain about their terms, bucko. makes you look stupid.

>NO U

it's only just begun, sweetie

Stop watching WM/WF movies

in 2025, wouldn't everyone be happy that you watched BBC cuck soy 100 times? i'd think it would be required viewing in the disneytopia.

>movie is obviously set in some fictional, Germanic country
>no token diversity characters, even the extras
What did they mean by this? Not since LOTR have I seen a movie with all whites

Nah it's just the new PR fad. This kind of shit gets thousands of retweets and tumblr posts with girls and gays saying something like I'M SCREAMING or CAN'T BREATHE.

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Pretty sure there was a recent case of someone's open history getting leaked after they started to gain traction towards a major issue someone else in power didn't want changed.

>this post
I'M SCREAMING

>someone's open history
what is this word salad of a post even referring to?

Sorry I mobile post when I'm on the toilet.

I do this for my dog when i leave, he's actually a kinosseur though.

The best way to shut somebody down and make them feel like an asshole when they say “I’m screaming” is replying with “no you’re not”

He wasn't the one that mentioned Sup Forums first

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>The best way to show everyone around you how stunningly autistic you are
ftfy

something something jews

That's fucking scary. I don't like it. and sad thing is it will work. Millions of stupid teens and young adults will see "hey netflix is just like us!".

How come there's so much doo doo in your underwear? Do you just not wipe?

>paying for netflix

>knows reddit boards
hmmmm......