AAAAHHHHH HELP ME PRAETORIAN GUARDS

>AAAAHHHHH HELP ME PRAETORIAN GUARDS

OH NO NO NO NO

HAHAHAHAHA

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

LOOK AT DIS DUDE

LOOK AT HIS LIPS

I don't understand your problems at all
TLJ is unironically one of, if not the very best Star Wars movie.
There are two major themes running through it: letting go of the past and defying expectations. Letting go of the past, as in saying goodbye to the old favorites, and making the new characters take center stage. Honest to god, I didn't care about Rey, Finn or Poe after TFA, but I loved them by the end of this.
And defying expectations, as in putting twists and turns in the story. I can't say that you won't see the plot twists coming, but those are a lot better than in an average blockbuster. I wonder if Abrams is salty that Johnson shaped his ideas so much?
I wouldn't call TLJ a deconstruction, though it comes close. Felt very much like Kotor 2, interpreting the mythos in a different way (Luke has shades of Kreia). The humor was also great, measured gracefully and in the adequate places, Marvel could learn a LOT from this one.
The acting is superb, Del Toro, Dern and Tran all brought something to the table.
And there is a silent space battle scene towards the end which left the audience breathless. I could literally hear jaws hitting the floor.
'Superleia' was a bit cringy I guess, but I didn't hate it like some of you. Always liked it even in the EU when she was shown as force sensitive.

>mfw the evil white male dies

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learn to meme, this is horrible

>AAAAH HEL ME HUX
>AAAAH HELP ME GUARDS
>AAAAH HELP ME REY

FAAAAARJARH CAN YOU HEAR MEEEE

Gold?

If Star Wars was all I had access to as a child in terms of sci-fi I probably would become one of those crazy fanboys, but thankfully I had access to anime from very early on in my youth years that my
mental balance is very stable.

Seriously, if you have watched Akira, you'd realize just how sophisticated anime is and it blows away anything Star Wars would have to offer.

A lot of people mention Ghost In The Shell, which has just enough of sexuality in the mix to draw in the western audience I suppose but I must say that Ghost In The Shell is not even in my top 10 anime, not even close, that's just how deep the world of anime is.

Some anime is so disturbingly mature like Fractale that I wish it would challenge the system and submit it as a Drama category in the Oscars just to bitchslap the snotty Academy.

It's not just the level of maturity and sophistication anime has, it's also quite original, entertaining, and visually fantastic. I would regard anime as the highest form of cinema art-form.

But hey, me preaching about anime won't do you any good, you gotta go out and see it for yourself just how much you are missing.

The recent one I would recommend to check out is Sword Art Online which is light and easy to get into anime for the first time yet appreciate it as much, but if you want the heavy stuff right off the line

check out Guilty Crown in which the plot is so complex and twisted that you'll need extra oxygen pumped into your brain in order to comprehend everything, and if you want amazing visuals and a gripping drama that also has awesome mecha battles Aldnoah.Zero is the shit.

Seriously, if you know anime like I do, Star Wars looks like it's something for little kids.

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>I don't understand your problems at allTLJ is unironically one of, if not the very best Star Wars movie.

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

*record scratch*'
*freeze frame*

AAAAH HELP DARK SIDE HE'S GOT A LIGHTSABER

>anime sophisticated and mature in comparison to Star Wars
>doesn't even mention books
>recommends SAO past episode 15
>Star Wars for kids while anime isn't
Anime is cartoons.fag.

Was it a good trick?

>the way the saber moves to her
>the red guards doing nothing when they literally kill his master in front of them
>gold member slicing like in a katana duel

>THE SACRED JEDI PORNO STASH?

if he was pierced from the side, why did he drop like he was cut in half completely..

>Felt very much like Kotor 2
stopped reading there

Shut the fuck up, toy unboxing virgin nerd. We run this shit now.

you have got to be kidding me.