OH MY FUCKING GOD HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
OH MY FUCKING GOD HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
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ON MY PLANET IT STANDS FOR COCAINE
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OHHH NONONONONONNONONONO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>It's actually worse than we could ever imagine
Jesus fucking christ
BRUH
she even keeps her eyes open the whole time. fuck
>when you're not ready to die yet because male patriarchy has not been totally annihilated yet.
OH NONONONONONO
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
WHEEEEEZE
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IT'S REAL
ALL OF IT
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>SHILLS WHO SAID IT DIDN'T EXIST BTFO
OH NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>guys this is so cuuuhrazy xD
>adamently defends sheev spins
it..its real
OH
NONONONONONO
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>shills denied this
>now they'll have to defend it
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
IT'S FUCKING REAL
Wouldn't the vacuum literally be evaporating the moisture from her eyes?
The prequels are all trash. Only an absolute pleb would defend anything in them.
oh no no noooooooooooooooo oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
HE QUOTE FUNNY VIDEO HAHA
will this be the new youvote thread redditors are going to spam for the rest of the week??
Yes, literally.
The prequels were kino compared to this
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AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Press S to spit on Carrie Fisher's grave
Why are we here? Just to suffer?
She is the daughter of Anakin Skywalker though.
Anybody got a stream link yet?
It didn't have to be like this.
It would be extremely painfull...
forget the prequels!! we have a new level of shit rolling in!!
shills BTFO, defend this you fucking keks
its 20x lamer than i could possibly have imagined
Bruh, look at this dude
Oh ho ho wait till you see OH HO HO HO NO NO NO NO NO OH HOOOOOOOOOOH
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>Lois Leian
The best part is that it happens fairly early in the movie too, like 20 mins in.
Really sets the tone for the rest of the movie.
>stop makin fun of me stur wurrrrs
ahahahahaha
this sucks man
this confirms my theory that we're living in hell for our past sins
we reached the pinnacle of shit now.
bravo disney
So brave
#TheForceIsFemale
No idea what you spergs are sperging out about, it looks fine. She's clearly just using the force to pull herself. You were even completely lying about it "looking like superman." All you virgin neckbeards circle jerking are sad people.
>leia flies through space
>luke dies of exhaustion
>thinks i give a shit about DAR WERS
No
I thought you guys were memeing, what the fuck how the fuck
check for link niggers
Did they CGI the eye opening? It seriously looks worse than Blade
D A R K E S T T I M E L I N E
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truly the nu-wars have begun
OH NONONONO HAHAHAHAHAHA
The best part is that it lasts for 40 fucking seconds
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People make fun of the spins, you autist.
ironic shitposting is still shitposting
kek this
/ffg/ pride!
>the absolute state of disney shills yesterday calling it fake
i haven't had such a full laughter attack for so long, thank you for this
HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH
How did Disney see this and say yeah this is good keep it in
THE
FORCE
IS
FEMALE
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Only cucks unironically defend the prequels.
Prequels confirmed better than NuWars.
Disneyggers blown the fuck out.
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Yeah ok keep laughing you buncj of fucking odiot recluses, you laugh at its "failure" as it gets over 90% on rotten tomatoes and BLLIONS at the box office. Fuck off
Can we request webms? Luke milking and drinking green milk.
>people are paid to defend this shit
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>god rays in space
brava
IT'S ACKBAR!
IT'S A TIE FIGHTER!
NO! IT'S THE LAST JEDI TM!
u mad you fucking shill cuck?
>virgin
>basement
hahahahahahahahahaha thats he best you got you fucking cuck?
kek
The prequels were much better written, they had actual characters and story, not a bunch of memes and one-liners that lack any emotion or coherence. Luke is a cliched everyboy "hero" that goes through an absurdly rapid transformation between the fifth and the sixth episodes. Anakin's emotional instability and his exposure as a psychopath are gripping; and his doomed relationship with Padme is touching. In the "original trilogy" Han, Leia, Darth Vader and Obi Wan are complete meme characters, nothing about them is remotely believable or human. And why doesn't anyone care about deaths in those movies? Leia's planet destruction, Luke's stepparents' death, all of the blown up rebels--the list could go on--all the deaths are forgotten moments later.
As for direction, the movies from the "original trilogy" were mostly incoherent, badly edited and full of logical problems. The prequel trilogy is a work of a "vulgar auteur".
I feel neutral about the series overall, and honestly don't care about trolling or contrarianism. Here are my sincere rankings:
1. "Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones"
2. "Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace"
3. "Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith"
4. "Star Wars"
5. "The Empire Strikes Back"
6. "Return of the Jedi"
7.
8. "The Force Awakens"
9. "The Last Jedi"
Episode 7 and 8 aren't even Star Wars movies. They are Marvel flicks masquerading as one. Fuck off back to reddet, outsider.
GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM
Not for a stronk female.
>it looks fine
OOOOOOOOOHHH NOOOO NOOOOO NOOOOOOO AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHY THE FUCK ARE HER EYES OPEN WHAT THE FUCK
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I love how much this movie triggers you guys.
I don't give a shit to watch the film, does she survive this shit or is she kill?
It doesn't even get mentioned again. Despite Poe & co. watching the whole thing happen (very conveniently given they're at battle-stations in a fight for their survival but have the time to stop and stare out into space) there's never a moment where anyone brings it up. It's like it was a collective hallucination, but it wasn't.
The prequels had good premise, bad execution.
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I'm in love with a shooting star
But she moves so fast
When she falls then
I'll be waiting
>you will never be in charge of rejecting shitty scenes like this one
I can imagine normies seeing this, "Oh, so that's how they're going to send her off, that's kind of nicewait what??"
Why are they running backwards at the start?
Requesting the webm of BB8 soloing a squadron of Stromtroopers with an ATST
Come on now
Yeah, Disney resurrected Carrie Fisher
you could have prevented this
OH NO NO NO NO NO
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SUPERMAN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
NANI!
SHE'S FAST!
I thought it was kinda disrespectful when at the end there was that title card that said "Leia died on the way back to her home planet".