ITT: Tropes you hate

ITT: Tropes you hate
>mysterious vixen has mind blowing sex with protagonist

>Where'd you learn to do that?
>I grew up with brothers

very very interesting post
was the ambiguity here intentional

Character portraying sex as an inconvenience, ever.
>character sees girl at bar
>next shot is them fucking
>oh what? I'm only human.

>character all have perfect hair and make-up
>it's medieval times

>Christ, have you been wearing the same shirt for two days? Get your shit together.

>NONONONO YOU CAN'T DIE ON ME LIVE LIVE LIVE
>person magically revives a few minutes later after horrible CPR scenes
every fucking time

>I will kill THE LAST JEDI™

>man deep in thought
>is standing silhouetted at an open window, facing out, back to room, with hand on chin.

for you

>character is heavily injured
>they lay him down on their back
>instead of the safe position, or even on their side
Jesus fucking christ, they do this even to people who almost drowned

> Literally anyone having no garbage teeth pre 1920

> This guy is the big baddy in this film... oh no! He got killed by the REAL big baddy who turned out to be his assistant or something

> Sex but the woman is still wearing a bra

> Woman is randomly topless at any point not during sex, because the director is a perv

>> Literally anyone having no garbage teeth pre 1920
Teeth weren't so bad back in the days when sugar wasn't so common.

>character stalking another through the streets
>guy being followed has sixth sense and somehow knows hes being followed
>stalker loses the guy hes following
>hes behind him

>it gets bigger when I pull on it!
really blew my fucking mind there.

>girl deepthroats a guy
>"where'd you learn to do that?"
>"I grew up with 4 brothers"

>girl and guy have mind blowing sex
>he asks her “where’d you learn to do that?”
>”I grew up with a dad”

>car chase
>car crashes through perfectly stacked tower of cardboard boxes

Mhmmm

>guys carrying something barely miss the first dude
>*wipe sweat*/*swear*
>just as they go to move again they drop or fall as the next thing comes through

Fucking Laura

>car smashes over hydrant during high speed chase
>air bags don't deploy and the car drives just fine

Ah but people smoked like chimneys and they definitely weren't white.

>person A is talking on the phone
>pauses for one second to let person B speak on the other end
>this is apparently enough time for person B to relay a paragraph worth of info to person A

>nobody says 'bye!'

>character gets fucked up and fucks people up but doesn't wince because he ain't no bitch
>love interest tends to his wound
>he winces

>character is having a conversation with another character in person
>as soon as the conversation wraps up one of them gets a phone call
every fucking time

> Male and female leads work together through out film
> After a big confrontation with the enemy is over they kiss despite having no romance

That's called good pacing

it triggers my autism

>gritty drama
>close up of phone vibrating on bedside table
>VVRRRRR VRRRRRR VRRRRRR

Women wearing bras during sex is hot though. Not saying all the time mind you. Gotta mix it up sometimes