Admiral Holdo

Was I the only one who found her oddly sexy?

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>tfw no neckfu mommy gf

>post-menopause
Reddit plz go

Laura Dern felt too out of place in this movie. She felt too talented for to be in this film.

she also looked like she was costumed for hunger games

Why is an Admiral dressed like that?

She wouldn't last as a commander of any real rebels dressing like a fucking cantina whore. Jesus this film is the definition of rock bottom.

The few "real actors" they had on it felt off. Like they were friends of the director who were doing a cameo for fun

She looks like she's been characterized to be the head of a space brothel not a startfleet admiral

Who's in charge of costumes?

>Random purple haired cunt is an admiral

Disney needs to stay gone.

>hit the wall
>dyed hair
What group are they trying to appeal too?

why is her hair purple?

I legitimately thought the point of her character was to serve as a love interest for Oscar Isaac's character. Their first meeting was a little too flirty for me to think that she was just going to die at the end. It could have even been a (((progressive))) romance to prove that older women were still viable romantic partners for young guys, but no, she was just there to die.

I don't know nigga. Doesn't Star Wars have a species of telepathic purple-haired humans that can mind control with pheromones or some shit?

Hodor

>tumblr MILF

I didn't even know I wanted this,

>Laura Dern in the film
>Justin Theroux has a cameo
David Lynch confirmed as the next director?

holy shit i just realized its the jurassic park chick

time is fucking evil

Wait she's an admiral?
Where the fuck is her uniform?

It should have been Ackbar.
Why the fuck wasn't it Ackbar?

this
made 0 sense

Because it's a space opera based on ideas formed in the 70's

Her outfit would be 10/10 with poking nipples.

...

Oh shit based Justin is in this? I just might have to see it now

But admirals dressed like admiral in the 70s movies.

Post the fucking hyperdrive kamikaze already

Because women do not need to conform to societal standards

I would still rail with the force of a thousand hyper space artillery ships crashing into a bigger ship

>That nose

It's a progressive military force.

No uniforms.

>shit bricks thinking she played the kid
wew
I'm not THAT old at least

b-but the men are wearing uniforms though...

there was a part when she got really close to poes face when talking to him and it felt like they were gonna hate kiss each other and it gave me a chub
i love milfs

Damn Laura's got some serious tummyfu action going on.

>Work for Universal
>Ruin Star Wars for Disney

Is it Corporate sabotage?

Maybe they choose to wear them? This is the rebels, I doubt they'll throw a serious shit fit if someone isn't wearing a uniform.

That nazi is more jew looking, literally Adrien Brody tier.

She’s got a nice bod

>Men

Watch it.

I'm a sucker for square shoulders, long torso, svelte arms and a FUCKING ADAMS APPLE!
>millenial falcon

Laura Dern? Holy fuck I thought that was a Tranny.

she's Kathleen Kennedy's self-insert

people are blaming Abrams, Disney, Jonson, etc here and while they are all varying degrees of culpable the main destroyer of Star Wars is Kennedy.

>posts a giant hooked nose looking fellow while trying to be "le jew nose" nazi

lmao, what a faggot

Laura Dern ain't Jewish

If she was maybe we could have had some big milkers instead of those little mosquito bites

look at the beak on that "ubermensch" kek

theres 2 or 3 hook nosed fellers in that picture (1, possibly 4, and 5)
the man in is definitely not hooked nose

meant 7 not 5

>he can't distinguish between a strong Germanic European nose, and hooked Jew nose

Reddit, git gone.

Maybe its a reference to when he almost directed star wars

Dern thread?

>social justice hair

Who played the Resistance officer with a big nose?

>Liking diaper diane is sexy now
We need to go back

For those asking why her hair is pruple

The in universe reason is cause she comes from a very cultural planet or some shit and she showcases that sort of art through hair dyeing. Alot of the rebels hate her for it but I wonder if that actually shows up in the movie

Why is her neck so lewd bros?

>we have a great show for you tonight, our musical guest is The Chromatics!

AND NOW YOU'RE JUST A STRANGERS DREAM

yeah, Laura Dern is hot, but she looks terrible here

> kill universally loved admiral on screen
> to introduce this idiotic self insert

jfc

there's nothing odd about finding Laura Dern sexy user