HOLY FUCKING BASED

HOLY FUCKING BASED

10/10

Anyone who disagrees is just a neckbeard fag who spends too much time complains on the internet about a fucking kids space movie meant to shill merch

and the Porgs were funny and based.

I brought my girl to this flick because she liked the porgs. We didn’t care what happened to Luke because we aren’t virgin turbonerds like on this board. Just turn your brain off and maybe you guys can get laid lmao

Why do you keep typing

with

extra spaces like this.

There's seriously one person flooding threads like this.

biggest pleb filter since BvS. I can't believe a dishonest flick franchise was elevated to Snyderian levels of kino in just 2 years...

triple detention!

This.

The "backlash" on this board is just the latest example of Sup Forums being contrarian for the sake of doing so.

The Rey/Kylo scenes were kino, the Luke scenes were kino, and Yoda becoming an arsonist was funny as fuck

Samefag

b/c he is from reddit

they turned star wars into a fucking marvel movie. They turned the mysterious Snoke into a fucking useless, uninteresting character who dies because he can't pay attention.

They made Leia fucking fly. Fuck off.

They toyed with all kinds of interesting avenues for the plot to go, but chickened out EVERY SINGLE TIME. In the end we are right where we started.

They took themselves less seriously then the prequels with JAR JAR FUCKING BINKs. you couldn't even watch 90 seconds of a should be serious moment without a fucking joke in it.

They had an entire subplot that was pointless because the admiral didn't feel like sharing her plans with anyone.

They somehow find another master codemaster randomly in their prison cell, all because they parked in a bad spot.

What a steaming pile of shit.

>can't even read reply/poster count
just kill yourself already

Big star wars fan here.
was really excited, enjoyed Force awakens

I am fucking bitterly disappointed.
Was an ok stand a lone action film but..
No answers on Snoke or Rey.
Repetitive scenes.
scenes were too fast, didnt feel like a star wars movie at all.
Luke was not serious at all, didnt really train her

Fuck
what a waste
Rian made JJ look like a fucking expert

Shitting on popular things is the easiest way to make yourself look cultured/wise/discerning if you're not.

They do have some valid points. Just not nearly enough to justify their histrionics.

Jesus,
in no was was that better than the force awakens.

It felt like an action film in space, not a star wars film.
New director written all over it.

The jokes really did kill this why are they trying to be marvel? And the whole finn story line doesnt effect the movie at all if you take it out

Jokes might have had a reason to be there. Overall the movie was one of the darker ones in the series, but Snoke comments on how when the darkness grew in Kylo Ren so did the light. The duality in the movie's tone could have been to reflect the duality in the characters.
Or they could have been looking for Marvel money. idk

Nice bait now go and bury your bastard mother you piece o,f millenial shit

*UPVOTE*

You burying your mother was kino

agreed....those things you mentioned were good. but that is only 1 hour of the movie......the other hour and a half were Fucking terrible filler meaningless shit.......soooo ya, the movie wasn't good

..marvel and starwars is owned by disney and disney wants their movies to have jokes

...

>turn your brain off and maybe you guys can get laid
I'd rather keep my brain, thanks

The Good
>Luke and Rey on the island
>Rey and Kylo force bond moments
>Snoke basically calling out TFA for that retarded scene when Rey beats Kylo
>Poe Dameron actually having something to do (and being right in the end)
>does away with the whole "guys the resistance is totally different than the rebels" bullshit and just calls them rebels again
>snoke fucking dying because he is literally the worst villian the whole franchise
>the throne room fight scene
>Lukes death being handled pretty tastefully and respectfully
>Yoda cameo
The Bad
>the opening scene where they act like destroying a dreadnought is this thing they never get to do but then they do it with what appears to be minimal effort
>Admiral Holdo. She was so fucking stupid i couldnt believe it.
>hurr durr yeah theres no way the first order wont notice the transports this isnt a pants on head retarded plan at all
>The casino planet was lame
>benicio del toro was extremely underwhelming
>on that note, literally every scene involving Rose was painful to watch
>holy fucking shit literally everything. Rose was so awful i thought i was having a bad dream. bad acting, bad writing, an outlandishly disgusting face too, she just had nothing going for her and i was actually furious that she survived
>Finn. Poor guy. JJ gave him so much potential and that spat on it, and Rian didnt really have much of a choice but to stick him with Rose. He could have been so much better
>Phasma. Useless again
>Leia. This is really sad to say but she was so devoid of emotion that i was half convinced they rolled her corpse out on set and used cg for her mouth movements.
>reylo being basically confirmed and then shut down not very long after. If they kept that hope alive it would be 10/10

Really not as bad as Sup Forums made it out to be. Think for yourselves everybody

Asking this everywhere in hopes that someone will post an image of the lightspeed cruiser attack. One of my favourite parts of the movie and I want it as a desktop wallpaper.

if you actually gave a shit about snoke at all you deserve to be dissapointed.
Im fucking astounded that people like you actually exist. I cant fathom the level of stupidity neccesary to unironically think "oh yeah this snoke guy is pretty cool i want to know more about him and also i hope rey is obi wan kenobis daughter because im a mouth breathing retard"
>they made Leia fly
that was pretty stupid
>you coudlnt watch 90 seconds without a joke
did we watch the same movie? also have you never seen a star wars movie before? theres humour in the OT. A lot more than you remember.
>entire subplot that was pointless
yeah the admiral was retarded and i hated her too.
>somehow find another codemaster
I was under the impression he was the master coder the whole time but i understand the complaint.
>steaming pile of shit
grow up and learn to not be so contrarian because some guy who hasnt even seen the film told you not to like something.
On the other hand at least you gave sort of valid reasons for not liking unlike most shit posters.

People sure seem to be hating on TLJ, well I just left a theater that erupted into applauds probably 10 times throughout. Fantastic movie. Fuck the haters.

>Just turn your brain off and maybe you guys can get laid lmao