I want to fuck that moon

I want to fuck that moon.

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Sokka beat you to it.

drawfags need to get to work on this episode

soooo much porn potential

HIGHHH NOON

>it's just a fat guy inside the suit
ruined

but user it helps to Self Insert!

>he's not a robot
Fucking dropped.

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Pick 1

All of them

Goddamn the scotsman sure did get busy during those fifty odd years.

YOU FUCK THE MOON AND YOU FUCK THE SUN

Better, hes Moltar

Hi McCree!

YOU FUCK EVERYTHING THAT SEEMS LIKE FUN

fpbp

Any scottish anons here?

how hard is it to learn to speak scottish

i suddenly feel the urge to go there for reasons

are there girls like rule 63 scotsman there

I knew he seemed familiar.

They speak english in Scotland, user.

all you need to know is how to ask for the best local haggis

but don't they have like a bunch of funny words too?
that's exactly what i want to know

TORRENT WHERE

a mega was already posted on the sticky

>Took an Anthropology Course in Uni
>Languages and Linguistics
>Final project is to help with an ESL class, learn a language with progress reports, or fuckin' MAKE a language
>Take up Irish because why not
>So thematically different from romantic languages that my life becomes struggle
>Learn nothing but still get a good grade since I analyzed differences between this fuckin' language and English

If Irish is anything to go off of, it'd be pretty tough thing to learn on the fly. It might be easy if you could speak the language every day to someone fluent in it. But just book learning makes it ROUGH. Is Scottish a language? I honestly have no idea.

YOU TAKE THE MOON AND YOU TAKE THE SUN

>A star created countless stars
No wonder Ra had nothing to say to Jack's kind.
What the fuck were they teaching his people? His dad even met the gods. How could his mother distill such tripe to her child, the future ruler?

Sure, if you want to call it that.

Zone pls. ZONE PLS.
PLS ZONE. PLS.

YOU RAPE THEM BOTH THEN YOU HAVE SOME FUN

THANKS BRAH

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well that only proves that gods exist

sun and moon could just be mini gods and the story could be completely correct

pls stop talking about this overated newgrounds has been who doesn't even do porn flashes any more since he got real job.

Isn't Ra supposed to be the sun? Maybe what Jack told Ashi was a kid friendly version of Ra and the other gods pushing back Aku's darkness at the beggining of time.

Where were you when you realized this is literally Crimson Dynamo.

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Was just watching SGCTC earlier today before work

Jojo's new season is getting interesting.

might as well draw lewd of this....

All of them look huge and threatening. Like I think they are all men with wigs.

Matter of thought...What happen to all the men?

I'm guessing like the Celtic Demon snatching his wife problem feuding with Aku was a personal thing Scotsman pulled together the other Scots were forbidden by rite or by their Druid himself.

It's a fool's errand and I can't see many agreeing to it outside his own flesh and blood who are sworn to uphold his word and honor.

>mfw this triggers my autism for mythology
>The sun is supposed to be the sister and the moon the brother
>the stars weren't even created by either but an entirely different god
Genndy why?

Fuck off Ra you egotistical cunt, there are other sun gods too

I wanna fuck both of them and their dragon or whatever that thing was. Hell, I want porn of all of ghem, the blue creatures, the Scotman's daughters, and so on.

Look, There are over 50's gods in samurai jack universe. He can believe whatever the fuck he wanted believe.

Samurai Jack universe mythology is only vaguely related to real life mythology.

>Aku invented the stars, didn't he?
>You are so damn stupid, monkey girl! Let me tell you about this children story. Now THAT'S realistic.

The whole show is based around Japanese culture and sometimes mythology

It wouldn't have hurt to have Amaterasu at least vaguely mentioned by Jack, not even by name literally just having the sun be female.

>in the original samurai jack a lot of the non-robotic looking enemies turn out to be robot
>this guy looks like a robot but turns out to be a guy in armor

Except Jack didn't even get that right, because if he was basing it on shintoism, the sun would be a girl and the moon would be a boy.

>Story about gods creating shit
>Jack has meet gods
>Not realistic

Ashi was basically just asking for a bedtime story.

Kek nice caption

The one playing the fucking bagpipes holy shit

They were probably worried she'd be too hot.

The men were cavalry and tanks.

Literally been 70-ish years since he's seen her, memories details can get swapped around for a story.

Does co really want to fuck anything as long as it has eyelashes?

kek

>they even gave Zone a fuckload of screams from Ashi to work with

Deed is done

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I will remember this.

I will remember you.

That's more or less how it goes in most mythos.

Can you please speak like a person?

Why the hell not.

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kek. not even first.

Nice but whats with the purple queef

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>he doesn't fart nebulae

> Ashi only knows Aku's Fairy Tales.
That would explain quite a lot.

SLIM THICC

>GREAT FLAMING EYEBROWS

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3rd row 3rd from left is objectively the best

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No one is talking about trash Phoenix

It should just be Ghost Da

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YOU FUCK THEM ALL UP AND WHEN YOU'RE DONE.

Phoenix is qt
QT!

>Did Aku make the stars??
>no lol it was two giant glowing balls riding a peacock and firing arrows into space
>believe me

Dude has been in the future for 50 fucking years and still hasn't picked up a book.

>The books all say aku made the stars

C'mon user, did you forget where they live?

Quality work, anons.

They didn't look like they have the same style at all, though. I'd say they were the Greeks, actually. They're the only other major human force Jack was friendly with, as I recall.

Makes sense, I suppose. Only family would be willing to go and challenge the ultimate evil with him.

getting a dexter movie vibe from this

>I want to fuck that moon.

Name three things Sup Forums WOULDN'T fuck. I'll wait.

Protip: You can't.

You, OP, and uh... damn, you got me.

GUYS
STOP SHITPOSTING FOR A FUCKING MOMENT AND POST THE LINK

A blender
A plugged in toaster
A large lemon coated in mace

I jerked off to the actual moon once. I imagined that it was the luminescent ass of a goddess in space, who was mooning my entire side of the planet at the time.

>implying

Those sound like challenges, user.

damn, I gotta try this now

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where did you get this picture of me?

Where the fuck did you get that pic of me?!?!!?!!

Oh man, that's an ooold pic. I haven't had a beard that long in nearly a decade.

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It's Tara Strong, we have plenty of screams and grunts already. Why do you think Zone has gone back to the Raven well so many times? It's a fuckin deep well.

Radda radda fuck radda radda radda

I want to see slightly uncomfortable Jack reading Ashi some fairy tales while she's tucked in a bed now.