81 BAGS OF HEROIN

>81 BAGS

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The AA show is dead then? I liked it for the most part.

did the person he stole it from punch him in the nose repeatedly? the fuck man

he looks like a snapchat filter

Biopic when?

Woah it's fucking nothing

>comedian

Whelp, it looks like Ant is going to have to go back to shitting on Opie.

Nah, I would imagine Anthony is one of the "two comedian friends" who are helping Artie get to rehab. The other is almost positively Norm. They will let Artie come back when he's out of rehab.

I want Artie to be ok. He's great on AA

handing a heroin junkie bags of cash for 0 work is a bad idea.

>”I got a problem Howard”

If you had a problem then, what the fuck would someone call this?

you gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers.

wew

Well at least he's not dead. Yet.

He would have been better off succeeding 5 years ago

Unfortunately this also enables Artie. He uses people as much as he does drugs.

> I..uh....I don't think I'm gonna be in today....
> I feel like shit

Normal functioning member of society here - what's a "deck"?

His friends are trying to save his life. That's what friends do. I doubt Artie would have chosen to go to rehab on his own. He would have just gone to jail.

so Season 2 of Crashing, yea?

what's heroin like? I'm sure it's amazing if it can ruin lives like that. I've done painkillers a few times and it was pleasant except for the itching but still felt very good. the only other euphoric drugs I've had was lsd and the "bodygasms" that I would have were exceptional. ever fap on acid? very underrated. the orgasms are intense.

A packet or a single serving I guess. I have no experience with heroin whatsoever.

a deck of cards has 52 cards. a deck of heroin is 52 grams. He had 4.2 kilos, or 9 pounds.

Why not just say that? Because it sounds like less?

what the fuck happened?

I really want him to die though. Imagine being someone in his life and having to deal with this faggot and his bullshit all the time. Imagine giving him chance, after chance, after chance, and him just lying right to your fucking face. Imagine having to listen to his pathetic excuses and having to feign amusement at his idiotic junkie antics. I've never dealt with a junky in my life and yet I've grown to despise them simply from observing Artie all these years. Nobody will come out and say it, but when Artie dies, I get the impression that the people around him (and a significant number of his fans too) are going to feel more relief than they do sorrow.

No...

there's only so much saving artie, if he got clean today he's still fat with diabeetus.

Snorting induced nose collapse...its usually cocaine nose collapse, but artie probably snort everything through his nose, except air.

Fuck the life cultists who have enabled and kept this man alive all this time. He wanted to die, he deserved to be able to die. Selfish pricks who don't want his death on their "conscience" keep him tied to this miserable existence.

Antq'uan Bin Cum'ia, Moroccan swashbuckler.

Seconding this, acid faps are quite the treat

he met up with a friend who brought pills
she crushed them up with a salt shaker
a piece of glass broke off into the line she had wracked up and she didnt realise
she went to the bathroom, art came in and saw the line
he snorted it, and felt a brrzzz up his nostril as the glass tore his nose up
they tried to fix his nose, but it closed up and fused the nostril
now his bulbous nose is healing up, slowly and poorly
youtube.com/watch?v=-Fk_kSA1VQw

even is they did everything right for him now and he did everything right he has 5 years max until he needs a heart transplant thanks to the damage to the heart muscle cause by years of cocaine abuse. Dead man walking .

the dumb fuck is talented but he has to get rid of Keith the cop if he wants to ever find any kind of success in his professional life again

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OH God..
I hope Norm Helps His buddy.

Bullshit, even if its technically true no normal nose implodes from that.

He's successful now. Are you dumb? How is Keith holding him back?

I think Norm has the wisdom to recognize a lost cause.

>Jetting to Rehab

Yeah, I'm thinking he's back.

are you fucking kidding?

keith is horrid

I've never done opiates but vyvanse is so amazing it scares the fuck outta me and opiates are supposed to be way, way better, so I can't imagine.

Ron Bennington said that he's 100% sure that if there is a heaven it feels like shooting up heroin, and he wasn't joking. That was the best/most frightening description I ever heard.

it what dumfuck universe would you ever call what his nose looks like an implosion
its swollen and bloated to all fuck. the complete opposite of implosion

You didn't answer my fucking question, you hopeless baby child fag-shitter. Try having a real conversation or fuck off.

If you think vyvanse are good wait till you try adderall

He beat PSH's high score

I much prefer vyv, I've done both several times. For me the euphoria from vyvanse is better and more functional, adderall gives me jitters.

Thankfully vyvanse is way more easily accessible.

Also I've only done coke 5 or 6 times but I have always regretted it and never enjoyed it. I don't get the appeal. I also got caught doing it once and thrown out by bouncers which was not pleasant.

Structurally it is an imploded nose, he says as much in the glass snorting clip. Once your septum gives out = imploded nose.

Well, we don't know how well he's doing. But have you seen that fucking set? Have you seen some of the zeros he's hired for the other compound shows? The paywall? And being a complete kike with the take down orders when someone posts a snippet of the show on youtube rather than trying to reach a wider audience. Hiring Artie was an obvious fuck-up. Artie's probably one the network's most expensive employees and yet he hardly ever shows up to work. Keith's had a hand in all of it

Also, if I am working I prefer phentermine to both. The euphoria is not strong but the jittery "I need to be doing shit" feeling promotes productivity better than addy or vyv.

>Bullshit, even if its technically true no normal nose implodes from that.
giving me mixed messages bub

ITT: Bunch retards dabbling with opiates thinking they won't end like Artie 10 times sooner.

Keep dreaming faggots. Accept reality, embrace the struggle or fuck off.

SIEG HEIL!

That's the morphine in your bloodstream making you shitfucktarded.

Hey, amphetamines aren't opiates.

Stu Ungar had a fucked up nose from coke too. You'd think their hearts would give out before their noses

>what's heroin like?
My uncle used to do it. He's been clean 20 years but he says he doesn't go a day without missing it; it's the highest high. The lows are apparently not as bad as all that. You don't really notice how your life is deteriorating until you stop using.

same goes for (((alcohol))), (((sugar))), and (caffeine)))
ALL of which are psychoactive drugs

and don't forget (((porn)))

>its X
>NO way its X! its Y! no nose Ys from X!
>that doesnt look like Y at all
>its definitely Y because of X! he even said so!
you confuse me user

I'm good with whiskey and beer. Also what's the point in substance abuse if there's no proper hangover. Ethanol hangover is a magnificent thing.

i snorted it a few times you just feel content and warm, the come down is slow an peaceful unlike coke and i had no withdrawl after 5 days all day consume

tons of celebs have it
madonna used to have coke blown into her asshole because of it

No wonder opiate addicts get nothing done. I'm at my most productive and creative when hungover from boozing.

Heart usually shits the bed around 50. Doesn't matter if you stopped at 35 (if you really hit it hard for a decade) Cocaine is literally heart poison.

Stevie Nicks kiddo. And it was because she destroyed her mucous membrane and couldn't absorb the drug anymore

uh oh, I'm gonna miss the A&A show

Well Artie only missed two shows before last week

>soyspacing

>hangovers are a GOOD thing!
Is this a new meme?

theyre most likely 16-20 and have no idea what a real hangover is/ no responsibility/ productivity to them is doing homework or digital drawing for their graphics design degree

so, no jail? just some bullshit rehab that even the judge knows won't work? lol

>The Essex County Prosecutor's Office tells us Artie pled guilty to possession of 81 small bags of heroin worth $300-$500. In exchange, prosecutor's dismissed a possession of cocaine charge.

Why would they not just prosecute both since they would've had all the evidence?

Lol so they made it 3 months before Artie flushed the show down the drain. Can't wait to see the Tunisian Knife Fighter swing this one

Art only snorts heroin

Anybody here use kratom? Good subsititute for opiates and natural.

try 33 year old and Finnish. I've consumed more alcohol in the last 5 years than any of you burgerfucks will in a lifetime. Productive hangover is a balancing act, for sure. If you do it right you'll get similar clarity and hypomania that one gets from mild uppers or from nootropics.

>I'm at my most productive and creative when hungover
You're objectively wrong.

Settle down there Spurdo.

>there are people here who haven't taken the tarpill

Heroin is literally as harmless as pot, it's only the bad batches that kill you. Just find a reliable dealer.

How does it feel to be high on heroine? I'm sure one of you fags has tried it

Read the thread.

I had a daily morphine habit for a while and I'd rather never do opiates for the rest of my life than ever be dopesick again. Its manageable with aleve + lopes + pepto but it still sucks to be dopesick

It makes you feel like your whole body is wrapped in a warm blanket. Nothing matters but the comfort you are feeling.

>just find a reputable criminal, a criminal that has no other way to make money than to sell drugs to desperate people, to sell you an illegal and potentially dangerous substance that he had no part in the manufacturing of and only sells it only after it has been cut with god only knows what, and isn't interested or obligated to tell you how to safely consume it and only cares that you give him the money

That's where he was hiding the 81 decks.

Keith stinks. The only thing he ever brought to the show was Throw that Boy Pussy. His wife is a great help to Ant, but Keith is a waste of carbon.

>81 fucking bundles
>only gets charge with possession
>no fucking jail time
>just has to go to rehab

I'm fucking upset that this fuck is so God damn lucky.

Whatever "manic" effect a hangover has, you're mostly just trying to rationalize your over-drinking.

Not to sound like a Christian, but you shouldn't drink yourself to death just because you happen not to suffer work problems because of it, which I imagine is due to not having to use your brain at work.

jesus christ you sound like a tryhard faggot

hes not overdrinking
hes barely drinking
he thinks hes rock and roll. also he made no mention of any form of work, so hes either an office drone or a freelance nothing

>bags
ah yes. so what is that in SI?
Like, garbage bags or microgram bags?

>pleading guilty to the heroin charge, prosecutors dismissed charges for possession of cocaine.

Yeah, I like it a lot because it's basically benign, and the effects are nice. I've been "abusing" it lately because work is long hours, but gonna cut back this weekend to help lower my tolerance back down.

Have a favorite vendor?

God dammit artie

Why doesn't he just chew bubblegum or something instead?

tastes like ass though
hawaiian baby woodrose seeds are a goodun
you can get them on ebay and they are LSA so they have very similar effects to LSD
i didnt know how serious they were until i tried them one night. fucked me up good and proper. had to get to work and spend the day spaced out as a result. a new woman started that day and she was wearing snake skin trousers. messed me up. luckily she was fired the same day for being shit and looking like a whore.

Inspektah Deck

underrated

>81 BAGS
implying that 8 bundles is a lot of dope. that's a 3-4 day supply and costs about 500 bucks. only a pleb buys by the bundle.