ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS

ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS
Sup Forums SENT TO ME

>critics love it
>capeshit loving audience hate it
is this the citizen kane of star wars?

A GOD DAMN SHITTY MOVIEEE

A BAD FLICK MADE BY DISNEY

A BOTTLE OF GREEN MILKY

Nope, these critics just don't know how to get #litty.

A GARBAGE FLICK

honestly not that bad of a film, people are mad because...?? reasons

i have no fucking idea

>tfw you try to pander to as many focus groups as possible and end up pissing off all of them

ON THE SECOND DAY OF CHRISTMAS Sup Forums SENT TO ME
TWO CAPESHIT FLICKS
AND A SHITTY STAR WARS MOVIE

Lead: INTERRACIAL RELATIONSHIPS

All : BUT NOT THE COLORS YOU'D EXPECT

>56% liked it
IT'S A WHITE MAN'S MOVIE

>56%
please someone start posting mutts for me, I'm not at my computer

Perhaps if you would listen to them, Porg_Solo?

>critics

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Sorry sweetie but I have better things to do than listen to the alt right.

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a city slicker in a german car

LE 56% FACE

>(((critics))) love it
>everyone else hates it

hmmm

Crop in the 56% RT score and it's perfect

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