What do you do?

David Stewart
David Stewart

sitting in movie theater
hear "TSSSST CRACK"
you know somebody opened an outside contraband soda can
What do you do?

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Matthew King
Matthew King

probably take another dab and hit my flask you fuckin square

Jose Jackson
Jose Jackson

"TSSSST CRACK"

The guy next to you snuck in a SHITload of steele reserve, what do you do?

Owen Gutierrez
Owen Gutierrez

Continue to much on my bootleg Walmart candy

Colton Martinez
Colton Martinez

I don't know about most people but me?
I would stand up and sneak outside, grab my phone
and call the fucking cops to come down here and investigate the scene

Juan Green
Juan Green

Ask for one.

Adrian Gonzalez
Adrian Gonzalez

"yo bro, give you 5 bucks if I can crack one of those bad boys open"

Anthony Martin
Anthony Martin

leave my seat to get an attendant to look into this immediately in hopes of getting a free movie ticket in exchange for my cooperation

Jacob Perez
Jacob Perez

actually paying for concessions at a movie theater

Jaxson Reed
Jaxson Reed

high gravity

Dominic Powell
Dominic Powell

Ridicule him for not drinking the superior hurricane

Christopher Perry
Christopher Perry

Its allowed where i live

Levi Russell
Levi Russell

I would alert the designated theater shooter

Sebastian Kelly
Sebastian Kelly

5 bucks
That shit is like $1.75 a can

Nolan Powell
Nolan Powell

Slouch down low in my seat so they won't see me because I dislike confrontation and loudly say "Outside drinks are not allowed, asshole".

Wyatt Rogers
Wyatt Rogers

Bruh, lemme fuck with one of those.

Eli Butler
Eli Butler

not in the theater

Alexander Campbell
Alexander Campbell

theater prices

Christian Young
Christian Young

RIP Mr carlin

John Perry
John Perry

Yeah, but you're paying a convenience fee since you forgot to bring your flask.

Jaxson Powell
Jaxson Powell

Relapse

Sebastian Perez
Sebastian Perez

lemme get a gander breh

William Anderson
William Anderson

shoot a flare to get the theater manager's attention.

Jose Davis
Jose Davis

I would be happy to pay a premium for the convience and entertainment factor of hanging with some dude who brings a bunch of fuckin steel reserves to a theater. Maybe 3 is more reasonable though

Zachary Gomez
Zachary Gomez

using a flask

Only wanna be alcoholics use something that can't contain enough alcohol to get you drunk

Colton King
Colton King

Stand up, turn to look them straight in the eye. Make a visible/audible "hmph." and then walk outside. Wait for 3 minutes, then walk back in with a shiteating grin and take my seat. Let em sweat the whole movie.

Joshua Brooks
Joshua Brooks

drinking the 6% version

pleb

Jackson Cruz
Jackson Cruz

Indulge in excellence

Jayden Kelly
Jayden Kelly

oh no a 17 year old in a vest will be mad at me
5 minutes later nothing happens and you don't think of it again

Owen Gutierrez
Owen Gutierrez

Tell my nigga Robert.

Christian Jackson
Christian Jackson

"CRUMPLE SHHHH"

The guy next to you snuck in a nice box of Little Caesar's pizza. What do you do?

Adrian Gray
Adrian Gray

Correct, a high specific gravity of the wort will result in a higher ABV after fermentation. Though most of the fucks drinking Steel Reserve don't really give a shit about the science behind getting fucked up.

Ayden Smith
Ayden Smith

I get a bite or I scream SECURITY!

Jason Green
Jason Green

try to trade some tots for a slice of course

Jonathan Parker
Jonathan Parker

This is why I pre-open all my soda pops and cap them off with a large condom.

Ayden Murphy
Ayden Murphy

This. I can never get properly sloshed on anything the least bit portable.

Grayson Lewis
Grayson Lewis

tfw can't get enough of delicious popcorn each time i go to the cinema
mfw i always pay up for it despite smuggling my drinks

Aiden Ramirez
Aiden Ramirez

I reach in and grab a slice without asking and start eating it

Landon Sanders
Landon Sanders

MALT LIQUOR!!!

Logan Butler
Logan Butler

if you asked me like that I'd say no

Julian Nguyen
Julian Nguyen

Swiftly go AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH SHIEEEEEEEETTTTT and blow my head off with my theater sawn off in front of him

Dylan Sullivan
Dylan Sullivan

All his victims were just people who broke the rules like talking during the film.

Isaac James
Isaac James

No, real alcoholics use it to keep them going until they can finish whatever they are doing and get back to real drinking. They aren't meant to be your main source.

Jeremiah Thompson
Jeremiah Thompson

*FWTCK*

The familiar sent of crack cocaine fills the air. The man on your lap lights up under your very nose.

Cameron Murphy
Cameron Murphy

There's a 6% Steel Reserve? You just ruined my life.

Austin Nguyen
Austin Nguyen

Tell them if they don't let me suck their dick I'll tell turn them in

Jace Rogers
Jace Rogers

Ask them to move a few seats away with their stinky circle garbage pie and order dominos for the rest of the theater on the condition we all go MMMMM SO GOOD and laugh at him

Michael Smith
Michael Smith

not bringing a prepopped bag of good ol orville r with you

Mason Powell
Mason Powell

sitting in movie theater
hear "CRUNCHTCkCkKCRACKSNAP"
the guy next to you just snuck in a 16 piece bucket of crab legs
What do you do?

Parker Kelly
Parker Kelly

how every positive reviewer of the last Jedi watched it

Angel Kelly
Angel Kelly

whos mom helped sneak in contraband concessions here? My mom used to put 3 ice cold ginger ales and some red candy licorice and hostess cakes in her purse and other shit. She knew how the theaters jew people over before I even got red pilled about jews.

Elijah Ward
Elijah Ward

https://youtu.be/f_JygUgiweI

Levi Morgan
Levi Morgan

"Pan, nice and hot. SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"
this guy next to you snuck in a hot plate and steak with a nice pat of butter and the right seasonings

What do you do?

Jaxon Peterson
Jaxon Peterson

melt the garlic butter with a lighter and ask to pass a leg

Anthony Ward
Anthony Ward

quickly rush to the counter because I forgot it's crapolooza and legs are half off for singles

Josiah Diaz
Josiah Diaz

snuck
cheed

Josiah Baker
Josiah Baker

Be happy that I'm not the only one that does this

Gavin Hughes
Gavin Hughes

not using a simple stem to smoke your crack

Gabriel Ross
Gabriel Ross

sellers market, bitch. full trade. only except payment in dogecoin

Camden Sanders
Camden Sanders

"Accidentally" burn my hand on his setup and demand the steak and cash in his wallet under threat of lawsuit

Jose Garcia
Jose Garcia

i've done it like 13 or 14 times. It doesn't really have a scent

Cameron Richardson
Cameron Richardson

blocks your path

Benjamin Hughes
Benjamin Hughes

the guy sitting next to you is wearing this

what do

Ryder Wright
Ryder Wright

familiar
groovy

Landon Jackson
Landon Jackson

burn down the theater

Benjamin Walker
Benjamin Walker

when someone in the back sneaks bottled beer in
*hiss* clink
two minutes later the sound of a glass bottle rolling forward
hits your feet so you kick it away
people give you dirty looks because they think it's your empty
fuck you, it's not mine

Owen Phillips
Owen Phillips

I would tie a message to my Cinema hawk's talon and have him fly it into the cinema shooter on his perch and have the scoundrel put down.

Wyatt Young
Wyatt Young

I read a review for TLJ and the guy spent multiple paragraphs complaining about how it was too long, not enough action scenes, he needed to pee so he couldn't focus on the movie, etc. He gave it a B+ which I felt was a bit low.

Cooper Rodriguez
Cooper Rodriguez

grab his tits

Luis Lewis
Luis Lewis

Donkey Punch

Asher Gutierrez
Asher Gutierrez

get out my trusty syringe full of Clorox
remove safety cap from needle
pull up skullface bandana
a little prick and a quick plunge
as he's freaking out, quietly make my way out of the theater and escape into the night

Anthony Turner
Anthony Turner

not going to the 5 Below near the theater
Pleb

Aaron Johnson
Aaron Johnson

who the fuck buys cans I always sneak in soda bottles

Aaron Ross
Aaron Ross

my local theater got the nice leather recliners because they had to replace all the seats because of these assholes

Justin Myers
Justin Myers

*fwump*
*clink*
*tap tap tap*
*ssssssss*
*shhh*
*ffffffffff*
*pop*
*popopopppopopopopoppopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopop*
*pop*
....
*pop*
*crackle crackle*
*flfld*

The guy right next to you just made some contraband homemade popcorn. What do you do?

Wyatt Gonzalez
Wyatt Gonzalez

*ZZZIIIIPP*
'esparegus was a bad idea'
wat do?

William Martin
William Martin

fire a warning shot with my desert eagle to deter anyone else from profiting off the theaters lack of metal detectors

Isaiah Hughes
Isaiah Hughes

hear the familiar pittle sound
ammonia smell wafting from warm vapors
Someone just filled a cup of piss. What do?

Luis Thomas
Luis Thomas

whisper pussy randomly during the movie so only he can hear

Carter Moore
Carter Moore

*tips fedora*

Alexander Taylor
Alexander Taylor

If you do this at a movie theater, fuck you. There is a trash can on the way out the door. Sincerely, the person cleaning up your mess

Lmao at this faggot

You charge $16 for a burger, fries and a drink? Get fucked. I'll leave whatever mess I want you thieving shitbags

That good feel while wiping my greasy fry fingers on a seat and leaving a wrapper full of tomatoes and onions on the floor.

Ethan Price
Ethan Price

*CRACKLE CRACK CRUNCH*
"mmmm"
*chewing noises*
*CRRACKCH*
*snip snip snap snip*
*gurgle*
"ow fuck this one's still kickin'!"
"aaaa save me anon-man!"
The theateria connoisseur seated next to you has smuggled in a contraband seafood bar and is struggling for his life against a pair of undercooked lobsters. His falcon is nowhere to be seen. What do you do?

Nathan Adams
Nathan Adams

This is a better steel reserve commercial than any marketing team could ever come up with.

Justin Wright
Justin Wright

*fake cough*
*glare*

Jayden Jackson
Jayden Jackson

*HHHHHNNNGGG!*
*whew*
*HHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNG- UUUUUUUUUUGGGHHHH*
"Guess I shouldn't have ate all those hotpockets am I right man?"

Adding toilets to the fucking seats are the worst things ever in the theater.

Jaxon Evans
Jaxon Evans

Watching Murder on the Orient Express
this old guy sitting next to you asks, "pardon me young man, would you happen to have any grey poupon?"
What do?

Adrian Garcia
Adrian Garcia

The only time I vape instead of actually smoking is when I go to the movies. I don't have some autistic rig though I buy the disposable ones that don't leave a huge cloud

Kevin Brooks
Kevin Brooks

sitting in movie theater
hear "TSSSST CRACK...ssssipp..sipspipp"
somebody next to you just opened a contraband SIP
What do you do?

Charles Campbell
Charles Campbell

Let him suck my dick

That girl has good taste in sips

Isaac Davis
Isaac Davis

lick the dingleberries out of her ass hole

Juan Bailey
Juan Bailey

i always leave shit everywhere so some minimum wage theatre autist has a job cleaning up

Gavin Bailey
Gavin Bailey

Ever pop open one of these bad boys?

Sebastian Gomez
Sebastian Gomez

Don't mind if I do!

Jace Thompson
Jace Thompson

drinking steel reserve before going to work at a hospital

Justin Perez
Justin Perez

Steel Reserve is great. It's only a $2.39 for a 4 pack of tall boys here and they can get you plastered really fucking quick. Used to buy 2 packs and black out after the 7th.

Nathaniel Miller
Nathaniel Miller

as the designated shooter it is my civic duty and responsibility to judge who dies and who lives, i alone am granted this power. these crustaceans have violated the natural order and so i am compelled and obligated to shoot up the place.

Nolan Martin
Nolan Martin

It's alright, it's not like he keeps any of it down, and there is a white man supervising.

Jack Martin
Jack Martin

ugly slav trap
/fit/ meme drink

Christopher Thompson
Christopher Thompson

Real chefs don't boil lobsters alive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W37TDK6dBM

Dylan Anderson
Dylan Anderson

ssssssss*
*shhh*
*ffffffffff*
*pop*
*popopopppopopopopoppopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopop*
*pop*
Tell him to take of the jacket.

Jaxon Walker
Jaxon Walker

get me in on this

Nathaniel Jackson
Nathaniel Jackson

Did you watch whole thing? Wasn't exactly a positive video.

Jacob Hall
Jacob Hall

that's the allure of steel reserve.

Also it's clearly a joke video you autsit

Gabriel Morris
Gabriel Morris

excuse me?

Parker Martinez
Parker Martinez

How do I know he's wearing that if he's sitting in front of me? I can only see his back.

Dylan Sullivan
Dylan Sullivan

give it a rest you dip at least the onion meme is actually funny

Thomas Moore
Thomas Moore

I always bring a flask to the movies but it's really annoying because it doesn't fit in the couple holder. I usually put in the empty seat next to me but it falls out and makes a noise which pisses off everyone else.

Hudson Stewart
Hudson Stewart

someone brings in a pack of this

Alexander Sanders
Alexander Sanders

Pull the lava out of my pocket.

Connor Rivera
Connor Rivera

*russle*
*russle*
*SLUUURRRPPP*
the guy next to you just drank the butter from the bottom of his popcorn with a straw
what do you do?

Jackson Carter
Jackson Carter

Report them. The theater will usually give you a free popcorn or soda if you do.

Hudson Flores
Hudson Flores

Who is this fluid druid?

Sebastian Fisher
Sebastian Fisher

Use the hawks perch to roast some mallows

Jose Robinson
Jose Robinson

god i wish that were me

Chase Green
Chase Green

*ssst*
Nice!

The guy next to you brought some WWII era Shoka Cola. What do you do?

Xavier Parker
Xavier Parker

"NICE SHITTY CHOICE IN PIZZA FAGGOT"

Henry Lopez
Henry Lopez

nobody wants to smell your candy vapor, manchild

Thomas Sullivan
Thomas Sullivan

I could watch an entire series of lava engulfing random things

Landon Gonzalez
Landon Gonzalez

mfw steelies

John Brooks
John Brooks

but babe, man's not hawt

Jayden Green
Jayden Green

*squeek squeek squeek*
*tsssssssshhhhhhhhh*
the guy next to you is covertly roasting a whole ox on a spit

What do you do?

Luke Adams
Luke Adams

report friend
get free shit
let friend back in through emergency exit

Jayden Wright
Jayden Wright

sitting in movie theater
hear "TSSSST CRACK"
the chair's hydraulics just broke your back
What do you do?

Jack Young
Jack Young

Acknowledge my last moment alive will be spent watching The Last Jedi.

Easton Martinez
Easton Martinez

more like lavioli hahahaha am i rite bros

Owen Williams
Owen Williams

pure kino, im crying

John Perez
John Perez

Don't fuck with steel

t. 3 DUIs

Connor Harris
Connor Harris

leaves the shit-filled intestine in the tail
I know this is meant to entertain child-minded burgers, but really

Isaac Brown
Isaac Brown

quite the conundrum

Jonathan Watson
Jonathan Watson

is this a good deal for pizza? also would putting them inside a zip bag and then putting it in my jacket be a good way to sneak it in? plan to see star wars tomorrow

Benjamin Diaz
Benjamin Diaz

I look for the Police Academy guy and kick his ass for making all these noises.

Leo Nguyen
Leo Nguyen

contraband soda

lmao

Daniel Edwards
Daniel Edwards

plunk
plunk
tchht
guy next to you hid his illegally modified double barrel into the theater despite the theater regulations only permitting open carry firearms

Benjamin Powell
Benjamin Powell

welp there goes the thread

Grayson Moore
Grayson Moore

mushrooms, mushrooms

Way to ruin a great za bro

Josiah Hernandez
Josiah Hernandez

Underrated post

Isaac Smith
Isaac Smith

I used to cop heroin from a crackhead and she would guilt me into staying around to hang out while she smoked crack. It definately does have a scent, like burning plastic or detetgent or something. Not sure if pure crack smells like mostly nohing, his shit is probabaly heavily cut and weak, but tjhats my experience.

Ian Baker
Ian Baker

I usually sneak in a few mini bottles from the liquor store in my cc holsters mag slots, and sometimes a bag of swedish fish in my jacket pocket if I'm feeli g like candy

Michael Collins
Michael Collins

Your right. Crack most definitely smells like burning plastic.

t. smoked crack one night and frequents flea markets

Ayden Thompson
Ayden Thompson

Notify the designated shooter that someone is trying to take his job.

Justin White
Justin White

Is this considered rape nowadays?

Anthony Wright
Anthony Wright

This video is fucking magical

I especially like the faint sound of a woman screaming in the distance when he leaves the room

Isaiah Jenkins
Isaiah Jenkins

You can't expect most people on this site to know what functional alcoholism looks like.

Cooper Edwards
Cooper Edwards

doesn't like mushrooms

Either top pleb or 10 years old

Gabriel Harris
Gabriel Harris

my mum always sneaks kfc into the theatre in her handbag

Gavin Lee
Gavin Lee

I offer him a 65 year old cigarette and some slightly rancid biscuits.

Nathaniel Moore
Nathaniel Moore

This my favorite thread today.

Anthony Jones
Anthony Jones

having a designated shooter ruins the fun of the climactic post-credits gunfight, if everyone knows who the shooter is then you won't get many if any civilians killed in the crossfire unless they play along, really depends on the crowd your theater attracts but most of the people who come to my local theaters outside of arthouse ones don't want to stay in character

Thomas Nelson
Thomas Nelson

/pol/posting will ensure the board is never as consistently good as this thread

Juan Bailey
Juan Bailey

RELEASE THE SODA HAWKS

HE CANNOT ESCAPE

Zachary Roberts
Zachary Roberts

not smuggling in an 17th century anvil and cheeky throwing it randomly 10 rows in the front

god i miss elementary school where we used to have object fights in our kinoplex

Ryder Richardson
Ryder Richardson

Hardcore long-term alcoholics don't need much to get drunk since they're fucked up their livers.

Parker King
Parker King

turn and look just to make sure
stay calm
look towards the nearest exit
call my friend
tell him about the situation
follow his instructions
"Just stay there for now"
"When I turn the lights out run for the exit
"Make sure nobody detects you"
visualise path to nearest exit in my head
wait calmly
5 minutes later
lights go out
crouch down and run for the exit
wait by the exit door for the lights to turn back on
the lights turn back on
everyone is temporarily blinded
quickly escape

Jose Sanchez
Jose Sanchez

service fee

Ryan Gutierrez
Ryan Gutierrez

freeze in fear, and wonder who snuck into my home

Joseph Gonzalez
Joseph Gonzalez

Be v-e-r-y careful now

mhmmmm

all the soda in china?

A monopoly, Mr India.

A monopoly on all the soda in kino theatres.

Jordan Sanders
Jordan Sanders

question, does one smoke out of the part with the brillo pad (the pad working as a type of filter) or do you drop your rock into the pad so it stays in place and you smoke out of the open end?

Nathaniel Mitchell
Nathaniel Mitchell

but black dynamite we're the minimum wage autist whose job is cleaning up

Hudson Reyes
Hudson Reyes

what kind of retard drinks room temperature lager?
Jesus Christ.

Charles Peterson
Charles Peterson

Fuck you, you angry cunt.

Levi Walker
Levi Walker

Put the rock on the brillo pad. Also don't use actual brillo pads because they have cleaning chemicals on them, get an untreated metal scrubber.

Joseph Lopez
Joseph Lopez

you've never paid for pizza before?

Cooper Foster
Cooper Foster

This is pure kino in youtube format.

Josiah Ramirez
Josiah Ramirez

ah, well that question is finally answered, than you.
i just snort shit.

Blake Davis
Blake Davis

imagine living somewhere that dominos is considered good

poor midwesterners

Eli Perez
Eli Perez

dang

Ryder Mitchell
Ryder Mitchell

I would go and tell Robert

Tyler Miller
Tyler Miller

"Heavy Breathing *Plop* "

This guy sits next to you, what do you do?

Cameron Wilson
Cameron Wilson

Be a faggot and tell an usher in order to fuck him over and make more money for the Jew owned theater.

Am I a good goy now?

Luis Torres
Luis Torres

Im a person just like you but i gotta things tp do

Hudson Brooks
Hudson Brooks

that guy in the middle is between a ham and a doughy-soft place.

Ian Bailey
Ian Bailey

Yes do this. Good goy! You are doing the right thing you know.

Parker Clark
Parker Clark

I smoked crack and I can't even remember what it smelled like

Kayden Clark
Kayden Clark

Who let the nigger in?

Brandon Martin
Brandon Martin

Good, goy. They will at least think twice before doing it again, but you should tell on them next time. It is the right thing to do!

Gavin Cruz
Gavin Cruz

Niggers really dont give a hoot

Xavier Sanders
Xavier Sanders

ywn get to worship ebony feet while you watch kino

Camden Moore
Camden Moore

fuck

Nolan Jones
Nolan Jones

This black folk is free to survive the impending genocide and he may live on a reserve

Aaron Jones
Aaron Jones

No snitching

Justin Mitchell
Justin Mitchell

there goes the thread
noone cares

Levi Kelly
Levi Kelly

Holy crap it's like watching this old 90s meme come to life!

Blake Flores
Blake Flores

hey let's go put a can of chef boyardee in the lava flow and video tape it
ok

Matthew Brown
Matthew Brown

If my mom brought ginger ale and licorice I'd fucking turn her in myself.

Easton Adams
Easton Adams

whatchu know bout that, prolly nothin

Jackson Morales
Jackson Morales

consuming products that impair your mental ability
Brainlets, when will they learn

Jace Nelson
Jace Nelson

superior
hurricane
why don't you just admit you're 16?

Luke Hernandez
Luke Hernandez

It's Steel Reserve, not Colt 45 nigger.

Julian Cruz
Julian Cruz

I went on a date to see Coco Tuesday 9pm at night. We were literally the only people in a large multiplex theater. Could have cooked and eaten a four-course meal in there.

Charles Williams
Charles Williams

fuck you

Hunter Carter
Hunter Carter

I hate flasks. Maybe I had a shitty one, but I kept some whiskey in it for about 3 hours and it turned absolutely shit. Couldn't finish it. maybe it more for decorative purposes

Brandon Miller
Brandon Miller

Wrong.
Pocket full of airplane bottles,you sober queer.

Austin Hall
Austin Hall

(You)

Robert Jones
Robert Jones

Kek. Batman's really takin it hard

Jordan Green
Jordan Green

What do you do?
That's nothing. When I worked in a movie theater back in 96-97 during the showing of Space Jam the entire floor of the theater was covered in a quarter inch of popcorn after virtually every showing.

James Perez
James Perez

This is the shit I'd start throwin hands over. Fucking has ALWAYS pissed me RIGHT the fuck off when I saw this shit in movies or tv.

Josiah Cook
Josiah Cook

not bringing an unpopped bag and popping it in the middle of the movie on a campfire you built in the walkway

Nolan Garcia
Nolan Garcia

You simpleton fuck.
It's all about Pizza Hut.

Landon Barnes
Landon Barnes

Don't say shit, reach back, shove their fucking feet down. They put them back up, you tell them to knock the fucking shit off. This isn't your fucking house, quit being a fucking cunt. Fuck this gets under my skin.

Andrew Anderson
Andrew Anderson

not flicking soda onto their feet.
What are they going to do? Complain to the management?

David Rogers
David Rogers

take down feather from jacket
tickle feet

William Martinez
William Martinez

kekked

Austin Nelson
Austin Nelson

Drinking it not ice cold
Yeah no shit it doesn't taste good

Luke Morales
Luke Morales

making me squint to read the text
bastard.

Brayden White
Brayden White

Sounds like it would get pretty expensive.

Camden Allen
Camden Allen

Will theater attendants actually do shit? Friend of mine in high school worked for Regal for over a year and he told me on multiple occasions he had no training or instructions on what to do with guests with outside food.

Levi Sanders
Levi Sanders

that signoff

and people say yt can't into kino

Ayden Moore
Ayden Moore

What do you do?
Nothing.

go see Bond movie
Friend sneaks in a martini glass martini shaker with pre-made martini ready to go...
rear third of the theater smells like vodka
surprised he's not kicked out.

Connor Hill
Connor Hill

Some fucking people shouldn't be allowed seating. If you're 500 fucking pounds and breathing heavily after standing up you need stand your fat fucking ass in the back of the theatre, make there be some fat fuck containment area in all theatres.

Liam Parker
Liam Parker

sitting in a movie theater
hear *CLICK CLACK CLACK CLICK CLICK*
you look and see that several people are on their laptops in the movie theater making posts just like this one all in the same thead
What do you do?

Aaron Ward
Aaron Ward

You should apply for a job with an airline

Jayden Fisher
Jayden Fisher

He entered the theater after you have already sat down

Owen Ortiz
Owen Ortiz

alert Robert

Owen Hernandez
Owen Hernandez

Not papa johns
Kill yourself my man.

Grayson Gray
Grayson Gray

op here, thanks for the substandard thread, will repost the same thing in 3 months.

Gabriel Ramirez
Gabriel Ramirez

Ask him if I can eat the balls.

Isaac Lee
Isaac Lee

I-is it the designated shooter? We haven't even applauded yet.

Jonathan Butler
Jonathan Butler

a whole ox

Charles Sanders
Charles Sanders

did he died

Gabriel Clark
Gabriel Clark

Here lots of rustling noises
Lots of scrunching
start smelling burger king
look out of the corner of your eye and the fat guy over the other side is munching on BK.

Juan Wright
Juan Wright

best vid posted here in a while. ty based user. This negro is magical.

Jeremiah Wood
Jeremiah Wood

notice how he talks with a white girl Cali accent? He's not a regular retarded nigger.

Samuel Cox
Samuel Cox

Dammit

Kevin Watson
Kevin Watson

DIS DUDE LMAO BRUH

Matthew Powell
Matthew Powell

Can a nigga borrow a fry?

Brandon Smith
Brandon Smith

"TSSSST CRACK"
...give me a bunch of (You)'s :(

Ethan Watson
Ethan Watson

Plus tip/ incentive/being a good bro. Used to pay a dollar a cig on the streets. Moneys meant to be spent nigga.dont be a jew of jews.

Aaron Barnes
Aaron Barnes

bad boys
how many of your friends have died of alcoholism

Jack Russell
Jack Russell

not my mama

Ryan Anderson
Ryan Anderson

*PSSSSTTTTHHHAAAAAA*
Look over
it's not a PBR

what are you even doin man

Owen White
Owen White

Pass dem egg rolls, nigga

Christian Wilson
Christian Wilson

2017
Iam forgotten

Hunter Fisher
Hunter Fisher

Moneys meant to be spent nigga
Top goy

Chase Butler
Chase Butler

The last time I was in the theatre was to watch this piece of shit, we were the only ones in the theatre for the whole movie so we just fucked around it was fun

Luis Wilson
Luis Wilson

The numale funeral

Dylan Miller
Dylan Miller

leave change with annoying cashier
give change to homeless man
fuck it, buy a mixtape by the subway
fuck it, 5 dollars for the musician
Fuck you and your system.

Tyler Stewart
Tyler Stewart

but fuck it

Nathaniel Harris
Nathaniel Harris

Quite literally the opposite, you fucking retard

Cameron Edwards
Cameron Edwards

Give him $20 and my phone number.
You only resort to Little Caesars when you're broke as fuck and contemplating suicide

Gabriel Robinson
Gabriel Robinson

hear a loud monkey next to you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMKWPtJc18c

what do you do?

Mason Rogers
Mason Rogers

sitting in movie theater
hear "TSSSST CRACK"
What do you do?

Phone police to report an active shooter.

Chase Smith
Chase Smith

Who hurt you?

Dylan Baker
Dylan Baker

Google reverse tolerance

Isaac Smith
Isaac Smith

IF THIS IS AN ALL-PURPOSE THEATER BITCHING THREAD ID LIKE TO CONTRIBUTE MY 2 CENTS. SOME SHITSTAIN COULDN'T STOP TEXTING, I MEAN ACTUALLY TEXTING, WITH THE SCREEN BRIGHTNESS TURNED ALL THE WAY SHINING IN HIS DUMB FACE, THROUGH THE WHOLE GODDAMN MOVIE

Owen Reyes
Owen Reyes

take a shit in a tupperware container then take it to theater and go in early and smear shit randomly on other seats in small enough amounts

Henry Morris
Henry Morris

T.Snitch

Jose Price
Jose Price

Remove dick from pants
Place dick on soda can
Return dick to dick cabinet
Claim ownership of soda-that's-mine-by-rights
He challenges me to a duel
I have a fucking gun
He doesn't
Soda still mine legally
Drink soda
Now I have herpes in two places

Noah Gray
Noah Gray

I used to be you with colt 45s. Actually five 24oz cans of SR/.45 would be close to $9~. You are actually getting 5 and a 1/3 cans with the 2 16oz bundle. Plus with these colder is always better when starting out with 8.5%, after a couple its smooth sailing.

Carson Hughes
Carson Hughes

Laugh and drink the whiskey I snuck in

Julian Hill
Julian Hill

Explain

Eli Hughes
Eli Hughes

Sitting in theater
Hear *Bing bing*
*Wahoo*
*1-up*
*So long gay bowza*
You know somebody next to you is playing a contraband nintendo switch
What do you do?

Juan Mitchell
Juan Mitchell

Buy the biggest multimedia laptop I can find and stream porn on it in the front row.

Kevin Green
Kevin Green

Whachu know about that?

prolly nuthin

Isaac Miller
Isaac Miller

Ask the pilot to swerve a bit to the left so it falls out the window

Nolan Ward
Nolan Ward

underrated post

Ryder Russell
Ryder Russell

the black woman next to you is recording the movie so she can sell bootleg copies in her ghetto

what do?

Eli Lee
Eli Lee

No one has posted this yet?
https://youtu.be/loqYlYqtsmY

Elijah Nguyen
Elijah Nguyen

Gently but firmly sound the rising alarm of the school playground snitch: awwwwwwWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

Christian Jones
Christian Jones

Man I remember dying when I saw that in theaters and then being bored the rest of the movie.

Henry Cooper
Henry Cooper

Ask her for a copy, encode in realmedia 640x480 with extra white balance, and post torrent as TS 7/7

Charles Torres
Charles Torres

can't contain enough alcohol
maybe you're just using the wrong kinds of flasks

Tyler Diaz
Tyler Diaz

me last night, didn't want to miss an important scene worth shitposting about

Andrew Stewart
Andrew Stewart

Unpause my eternally cued up, tastefully loud and ready to go https://youtube.com/watch?v=sYq_Jpxdq2A in case anybody knocks on my door or enters my realm in any fashion.

Noah Myers
Noah Myers

I got your back mum, sleep tight.

Anthony Carter
Anthony Carter

you can just feel that seat groaning in pain

Matthew Richardson
Matthew Richardson

click click click
strumming
plug
GRGRGRGRGRGRGRGRGRGR
realize the guy next to me is sewing merchandise

what do I do?

Daniel Rodriguez
Daniel Rodriguez

Everybody would be more comfortable, if they just herded the fatties into a designated and roped off grazing area... similar to the aisle.

Christian Morales
Christian Morales

The theaters in my city applied for an alcohol license almost 2 years ago and nothing has happened. I just want a beer and enjoy my movie god dammit.

Jack Hall
Jack Hall

Does anyone else enjoy the sound of kino?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBx-vydxfKU
I find myself reminiscing of the kinoplex even at home.

Hudson Scott
Hudson Scott

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
What do?

Hudson Smith
Hudson Smith

Pass him a few bucks and see if he will share

Sebastian Taylor
Sebastian Taylor

tap tap tap DING
tap tap tap DING
realize the man next to me has until the end of the movie to finish his 200 word essay on a typewriter

Kayden Sullivan
Kayden Sullivan

wow, its like im really in the kinoplex

Ian James
Ian James

*goes to front desk and reports him*

Owen Roberts
Owen Roberts

sent

Are you retarded or did you do this on porpoise?

Levi Ross
Levi Ross

You're such a spicnigger.

Ryan Martin
Ryan Martin

bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang PING
bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang PING
The kinoguard next to you is holding off a wave of germans so you can savor your kino. Do you help him or wait for the designated shooter to finish the job?

Joseph Robinson
Joseph Robinson

classic. forgot about this vid

Matthew Ortiz
Matthew Ortiz

doing this despite the fact that sneaking snacks yourself would be cheaper than another movie ticket

Leo Reyes
Leo Reyes

Get a tall/thin 1 liter water bottle and put it in your jacket/pants. Easy. If a fifth+ over the course of a single movie can't get you drunk, you may be looking at this problem from the wrong perspective.

Kayden Thomas
Kayden Thomas

The fuck kind of accent is that? It sounds half Jamaican or something.

Brandon Perry
Brandon Perry

two things movie theaters hate at once

I like you.

Ayden Campbell
Ayden Campbell

size small

lel das a good joke

Brandon Gray
Brandon Gray

the ending
Jesus christ what a magical video

Xavier Turner
Xavier Turner

1 LIL EGGROLL

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