Can we have a Vikings season 5 thread?

Christopher Lopez
Christopher Lopez

Can we have a Vikings season 5 thread?

How do we fix Vikings?

Luis Watson
Luis Watson

tfw no katheryn winnick gf

Hudson Cooper
Hudson Cooper

I haven't started on season 5 yet, and I honestly don't know how good it could be with Egbet and Ragnar dead.
Of the surviving characters, my favorite are Halfaldan, Athelwulf, Ubbe and Bjorn.

Since when did the guy from The Tudors decide to time travel and fight vikings?

Grayson Gutierrez
Grayson Gutierrez

Have Ragnar come back from the dead and kill Ivar

Juan Lewis
Juan Lewis

He's probably cheering Ivar on from Valhalla

Jose Ward
Jose Ward

What about Floki?

Hudson Rodriguez
Hudson Rodriguez

this woman is 40-years-old

HOW?

Hudson Carter
Hudson Carter

This is a Vikings thread. Please discuss the show.

Tyler Bell
Tyler Bell

I have no idea this show still existed. 5 seasons who'da thunk.

Chase Howard
Chase Howard

Floki acted completely out of character in the last seasons.
What a shit show.

Josiah Murphy
Josiah Murphy

I am discussing a character from the show.

Lucas Gonzalez
Lucas Gonzalez

why do you keep posting this, juranoid

Gabriel Morgan
Gabriel Morgan

He killed Athelstan

Aaron Rodriguez
Aaron Rodriguez

To counter the Star Wars hysteria

John Turner
John Turner

I hate her and her dyke lover army

Joseph Brown
Joseph Brown

thats how she fucks? no wonder shes unmarried at such an advanced age

Josiah Parker
Josiah Parker

that's actually a good reason
do a Kylie thread sometime for fuck's sake though

Lincoln Cruz
Lincoln Cruz

Some white women age well.

Nicholas Murphy
Nicholas Murphy

Damn, rape is soooo horrible. Wish that never happened to me.

Bentley Jenkins
Bentley Jenkins

YAAS
A
A
S

Jackson Ross
Jackson Ross

Who's Kylie

Adam Harris
Adam Harris

When did they jump the shark?

Aaron James
Aaron James

Kylie Minogue
From the Finnish cool harem of waifus

As soon as Aslaug showed up

Charles Cox
Charles Cox

The beginning of the end was the season with the weird Asian subplot.

Asher Nguyen
Asher Nguyen

no drugs
not a drunk
doesn't smoke
exercises
eats well

Most celebs are drug addicted drunks that smoke like a chimney and eat junk, and only diet and run for movie roles

Jayden Robinson
Jayden Robinson

the only rape scene in the whole fucking show have a woman raping a male prisoner
Vikings

Jason Nguyen
Jason Nguyen

This show jumped the shark after season 1. RIP in peace Finland.

Connor Bailey
Connor Bailey

Unless Slaves count

Luis Brooks
Luis Brooks

Was anyone else disappointed by how Bjorns men didn't butcher all the Muslims in Spain?

Fuck that slant eye bitch, she turned Ragnar into a fucking opiate addict.
Thank god he drowned her like an unwanted puppy.

Luke Robinson
Luke Robinson

wants to go raiding with his nephew
gets keelhauled
gets to go raiding anyway
Rollo best man

Andrew Miller
Andrew Miller

Do you think they'll make the show long enough to do the Rollo storyline?

Isaiah Ross
Isaiah Ross

muh shieldmaiden

Eli Wilson
Eli Wilson

I don't think we'll ever see France or Rollo again

James Lewis
James Lewis

she checketh the dubs, but there are no dubs to be check...

Leo Adams
Leo Adams

What about these

Gabriel Ross
Gabriel Ross

VIKY VIKY VIKY YAYAAYAHABABBB *PFPFPGGPGHTTTTTTFFFFTTTTTTTTTT*
YQYAYAYAYA6AYAYAAY VIKY VIKY

Julian Smith
Julian Smith

36 posts in
no bbc or blacked mentioned
neo-/tv/ everyone

Ryder Gonzalez
Ryder Gonzalez

Let's just say it was never going to happen anyway.

Matthew Rivera
Matthew Rivera

It was plagued by shitty writing from the get go.

Charles Cox
Charles Cox

Enjoy your ban

Ethan James
Ethan James

bring back Ragnar

I miss him

Dominic Walker
Dominic Walker

Objectively wrong. The first two seasons were awesome. Third was okay and the 4th I'd like to forget.

Easton Walker
Easton Walker

Why does it never age?

Liam Watson
Liam Watson

Blessed by Odin

Elijah Diaz
Elijah Diaz

The first two seasons were awesome.
The first two seasons were okay despite all the shitty stuff (like Gabriel Byrne's character being inconsistent as fuck, young Björn, "have sex")

Isaiah Hughes
Isaiah Hughes

she has amazing hair

Zachary Mitchell
Zachary Mitchell

Don't say that! I want Gisla back!

Nicholas Jenkins
Nicholas Jenkins

I found the show hard to get into, since I always ended up rooting for the "antagonists" of the Vikings, e.g. the English and then the Franks, even though I know the showrunners didn't intend for that.

Juan Ramirez
Juan Ramirez

is that polanski's raped daughter?

Blake Hughes
Blake Hughes

New season is underrated.
Andersen is a good actor for his age.

Nicholas Rodriguez
Nicholas Rodriguez

Poor mans Natalie Dormer

Hunter Walker
Hunter Walker

I too cheer on Athelwulf and Rollo to remove pagan heretics.

What gets me is how much Ubbe looks like Travis Fimmel

I thought for sure it was his brother or son

Jaxson Mitchell
Jaxson Mitchell

this

Chase Jenkins
Chase Jenkins

i want to like it but somehow it feels like a clusterfuck of redundant unmotivated stuff happening.

also the hedgumund dude isnt what i hoped him to be.

Elijah Green
Elijah Green

the hedgumund dude
Who?

Chase Reyes
Chase Reyes

John rhys Myers from The Tudors

Thomas Ramirez
Thomas Ramirez

Ubbe and Ivar are the best sons of Ragnar.
Sigi snake in the eye was a weak cunt

Christopher Adams
Christopher Adams

Who here /poorcirculation/?

Ryan Watson
Ryan Watson

wow

Benjamin Miller
Benjamin Miller

I don't speak icenigger. What does this mean?

Thomas Torres
Thomas Torres

The mongol invasion is coming

Colton Miller
Colton Miller

Who is she fucking? I gave up on the show after the Blob fucked all the villagers wives and Ragnar died.

Evan Hughes
Evan Hughes

nice double-dubs

Caleb Torres
Caleb Torres

shes raping King Harald Finehair after he came back to the town to find out the dude he left failed his mission and admitted to wanting to steal the throne from lagertha

Leo Hughes
Leo Hughes

Ragnar dies
ignore existing cast
make show about 3 nobodies that just show up

Bjorn should have become the main character. Instead he gets about 5 minutes each episode.

Camden Williams
Camden Williams

/thread

Ryder Garcia
Ryder Garcia

smelly and lesbian

David Green
David Green

is this ivar?

Adrian Bell
Adrian Bell

he's the worst thing ever put on tv

Dylan Reyes
Dylan Reyes

It would be cool to have some historical period shows that try to be kind of accurate. Maybe they can take some license, but more of an attempt is made to be realistic than is made to be subversively erosive against western institutions.

Dominic Peterson
Dominic Peterson

Killing obelix

Luis Stewart
Luis Stewart

i tuck me penis and lick!

Jason Thomas
Jason Thomas

Always been a fan because they raided my town in the first season and it's kinda cool seeing a shitty reproduction of what that would have looked like

Easton Moore
Easton Moore

hey guys Game of Thrones is popular right?

Asher Williams
Asher Williams

Put Katheryn in every scene

Brody Gray
Brody Gray

Barren old hag

Samuel Moore
Samuel Moore

Truly the worst of punishments

Ayden Powell
Ayden Powell

it just keeps habbening

Connor Scott
Connor Scott

haven't seen a single episode of Vikings
see this webm
see assumed shieldmaiden raping a male prisoner
series seems to be unoriginal in all forms
Into trash it goes, is there any legit reason to watch Vikings if you're not a feminist?

Matthew Anderson
Matthew Anderson

I'm just glad this gorgeous woman is getting work in something better than direct to video trash.
Let's face it, when this show ends it's back to the DTV shit for her, even though she deserves better.

Andrew Perez
Andrew Perez

what the fuck

Dominic Sullivan
Dominic Sullivan

Yes

Christian Davis
Christian Davis

whoa... high cut!

Ethan Evans
Ethan Evans

All she deserves is a vigorous dicking from a man of fine breeding stock

Hunter Brown
Hunter Brown

At least it's entertaining shit.

Samuel Perry
Samuel Perry

that's pretty metal tbqh

Robert Carter
Robert Carter

I volunteer.

Jack Reyes
Jack Reyes

Rollo is back in season 5 and so is Gisla

Gavin Mitchell
Gavin Mitchell

you can see the babushka in her very clearly here

Jacob Murphy
Jacob Murphy

That's a real historical event though

Joshua Phillips
Joshua Phillips

after GoT, I've been... busy *snorts coke and gets gangbanged*

Leo Young
Leo Young

She's lesbian

Anthony Morris
Anthony Morris

Such as?
She looks fine, but if you give a pass for assumed Vikings' history butchering, kys

Kayden Smith
Kayden Smith

Will this movie ever see the light of the day on any torrent site ever?

Brandon Jenkins
Brandon Jenkins

Just means you have to dick her that extra bit harder

I check regularly, if it ever does you fucks will be the first to hear about it

Easton Price
Easton Price

me in the back

Justin Long
Justin Long

me in the bath

Owen Campbell
Owen Campbell

Thanks user

Brandon Peterson
Brandon Peterson

Graeco-Roman pagans are the only good pagans.

Adrian Walker
Adrian Walker

Kill iver.

Jayden Sanchez
Jayden Sanchez

I dropped the show before Ragnar even died but I want to know what happens to Rollo. Can an user give me some info because I'm not touching this shit ever again.

Levi Young
Levi Young

You're late

Nicholas Richardson
Nicholas Richardson

chillin in france fucking prime princess pussy

Bentley Gutierrez
Bentley Gutierrez

I'm saving my replies for when the thread drops to page 7

Camden Taylor
Camden Taylor

They really REALLY need to make better fight scenes. It ruins the show for me when i see people fall to the ground dead after getting poked in the back by a sword.

Michael Martin
Michael Martin

Still? Like, these past seasons he's still there chillin?

James Phillips
James Phillips

He went raiding the meddit with Bjorn then returned to France

Thomas King
Thomas King

Yeah he's had like 2 scenes since then

Joseph Wood
Joseph Wood

Glad I dropped this shit.
Thanks anons.

Luke Lewis
Luke Lewis

Not having children.

Levi Kelly
Levi Kelly

I recommend watching the ep where Rag dies. It's one of the best. Leave it for good after.

Ryder Williams
Ryder Williams

more diversity

Brandon Barnes
Brandon Barnes

So why does she rape him?

Joseph Barnes
Joseph Barnes

He conspired to have her rule overthrown (which failed) and had just returned from pillaging england to announce that her son was still alive and that Ragnar's death had been avenged.

She obviously had him beaten and locked up and questioned him about his designs towards her kingdom, he told her he did it to impress a woman, as if he became the king of all norway she promised to marry him, however, she ended up marrying some lowly Jarl instead, so he had them both killed and now he claims he doesn't care about ruling any more.

Then he asked her to marry him which leads to the scene in the webm.

What she actually does is give him a pity fuck with a side of crazy but she blueballs him at the end to teach him a lesson.

Cooper Peterson
Cooper Peterson

I wonder if that's what most hard working aryan wives used to be like.

Justin Jenkins
Justin Jenkins

all of these.
keeping beauty is about conservation and non-damage.

Nathan Harris
Nathan Harris

mfw the new season

Grayson Jenkins
Grayson Jenkins

Wait what?

Juan Hill
Juan Hill

he hasn't seen her leaked gangbang vid

Isaiah Nelson
Isaiah Nelson

MOMMY

Jayden Diaz
Jayden Diaz

Brother?

Jose Cooper
Jose Cooper

If it existed Sup Forums would be filled with threads about it and nothing else

Cooper Hernandez
Cooper Hernandez

How do we fix Vikings?

Too late. This show when tits up as soon as Athelstan went back to being Christian.

Carter Nguyen
Carter Nguyen

went*

Wyatt Lopez
Wyatt Lopez

giv vikings gf

Asher Martinez
Asher Martinez

swn be smug again
;_;

Oliver Lewis
Oliver Lewis

Just watch season 1 and then stop. It's guaranteed enjoyment. 2nd season wasn't bad. It went downhill FAST after that, though.

David Turner
David Turner

main characater is a psychopath who enjoys killing and torturing men, women, and children

why would anyone watch this? at least Ragnar had a conscience and wasn't completely evil

Camden Jenkins
Camden Jenkins

giv winnick gf

Nathan Stewart
Nathan Stewart

Have you been living under a rock?

Connor Cooper
Connor Cooper

Please tell more

Oliver Miller
Oliver Miller

Based

Isaac Butler
Isaac Butler

But user, Ivar is one of the best things about the show.

Angel Watson
Angel Watson

It's odd that they made Siggy such a little bitch.

Brandon Nelson
Brandon Nelson

You piece of shit. (I'm stealing that btw.)

Nicholas Hughes
Nicholas Hughes

he's baiting you

Jackson Murphy
Jackson Murphy

I'm waiting for Hvitserk to turn on him.

Josiah Murphy
Josiah Murphy

In the first season, Travis Fimmel was a passable actor but the show made up for it by focusing on semi-realistic battles, strategies and a portrait of how Viking society worked.

After that, with Travis getting way better at filling the boots of Ragnar, it became a character based show, this worked because the actors became great, even wooden cunts like Rollo.
The focus on strategies and realism faded a bit but it was always there, especially in the siege of Paris, while the characterization hit the higest point with Ecbert and Ragnar meeting.

Now we're stuck with shitty actors and zero battle realism, with Ivar screaming like a cunt in front of trained archers and knights. It's painful to watch.

Austin James
Austin James

they need to build Hvitserk's character more. And im really enjoying Bjorn's adventure with Halfdan

Levi Ortiz
Levi Ortiz

White women age badl-

Kevin Edwards
Kevin Edwards

its shit now

Josiah Gonzalez
Josiah Gonzalez

I love Sup Forums

Blake Edwards
Blake Edwards

Fucking Travis ruined vikings

Ryan Turner
Ryan Turner

This thread needs more Ivar.

Cameron Barnes
Cameron Barnes

no

Landon Stewart
Landon Stewart

rats are above ground because of vikings hiding in the roman sewers
aethelwulf gets lost in the network of sewers during the battle
stumbles on a mithraeum
gets ambushed by vikings
fights but is injured
has a vision of mithra
converts to mithraism

Dominic Baker
Dominic Baker

I bet her pussy tastes like vanilla icecream

Nolan Bell
Nolan Bell

Dont give a fuck aboy this show.
Watch norsemen on netflix instead. Its hilarious!

Henry Rogers
Henry Rogers

This. Holy shit does that character suck.

Leo Howard
Leo Howard

I bet her asshole smells like chocolate

Luke Rodriguez
Luke Rodriguez

Why didn't they do this to the muslims.

Justin Campbell
Justin Campbell

exactly my thoughts when I saw this.

Lincoln White
Lincoln White

Ivar a shit.

Luis Johnson
Luis Johnson

Knightfall is such a disapointment to this, and even this is sub 7/10 shit since season 3

Connor Torres
Connor Torres

Ivar The Show Killer

Juan Moore
Juan Moore

Because muh progressive narrative.

Asher Foster
Asher Foster

Because vikings were the medieval rapefugees.

Noah Nguyen
Noah Nguyen

So it's ok for women to rape men now?

Kevin Cook
Kevin Cook

that was just bondage

Luke Fisher
Luke Fisher

Remove shitty sons apart from Bjorn
Bring back Ragnar equivalent (so maybe Bjorn can do it)
Bring back sense of adventure and discovery

I loved the first few seasons of getting to England with both Ragnar and Athelstan learning from each other.
Leave Rolo behind, his weekly betrayal got old so fast he should forever remain in France.

DONT KILL FLOKI

Christian Nguyen
Christian Nguyen

Ragnar's death, not only was it underwhelming but there was no one left to carry the show especially not Ragnar's Mexican son. The sons were handled poorly, especially Sigurd they made a big deal about him for seasons and he dies like a chump to the Mexican one.

I cant even fathom how uninteresting the sons are outside of Ivar and Sigurd, who died.

How is it possible for Bjorn not to know who the Holy Roman Emperor is?

Also I forgot Rollo fucking existed still. They need to put him and Floki and in the same storyline and murder all the fucking Ragnar sons especially the Mexican after he murders the slave girl or something.

Why are the females all blonde while the males are not?

Yeah although honestly it would have been fine if they had just made us care about him. He was the best son.

I can't even reason how the two of them who broke up last episode are so terribly uninteresting.

Seriously, why are the females all blonde and almost none of the males are?

Are you sure I saw intercourse

Samuel Davis
Samuel Davis

He wasn't forced, he didn't complain, he was just tired up.

Easton Murphy
Easton Murphy

Based Vikings thread lasting 10 hours

Ryan Lopez
Ryan Lopez

there was that one slave that got raped in s1

Samuel Bell
Samuel Bell

Nothing wrong with a bit of coke

Owen Edwards
Owen Edwards

cheq'd

The roastie-as-pillager motif just fucking ruins it desu.

Christopher Rodriguez
Christopher Rodriguez

And I wouldn’t even last 10 seconds in her infertile pussy

Isaiah Carter
Isaiah Carter

Can't fix what's irredeemably broken

Ryan Gutierrez
Ryan Gutierrez

Ragnar and family take Athelstan to a pagan sacrifice party with the intent to sacrifice him
Athelstan shrooms and trips balls
Comes too and finds out he was going to be sacrificed
episode ends, Athelstan is seemingly completely ok with this next episode

Julian Sanchez
Julian Sanchez

Ubbe is copying his mannerisms and so is Ivar to a lesser extent.
Both of them just lack his charm and curiosity. Bjorn seems to have gotten that.

Oliver Rivera
Oliver Rivera

tomorrow is her birthday :3

Samuel Rivera
Samuel Rivera

Athelstan forgives people that tried to kill him
Based Christian lad.

He forgave the English who crucified him.

Justin Murphy
Justin Murphy

Throughout the show Athelstan never really manages to do much more than state contemplatively.

Jonathan Cox
Jonathan Cox

*blocks your snowniggers*

Joseph Evans
Joseph Evans

childhood is liking ivar

adulthood is liking ragnar

wisdom is liking rollo

Lucas Evans
Lucas Evans

rollo
Trust noone, not even yourself.

Eli Murphy
Eli Murphy

there was literally a rape scene this season, when they raid the mudslimes

Samuel Flores
Samuel Flores

rollo
Well, he did go down as a founder of a kingly dynasty.

Samuel Morales
Samuel Morales

Being deaf must fucking suck tbqh

Ethan Adams
Ethan Adams

Because Bjorn is weary of the slaughter..

Lincoln Young
Lincoln Young

Taekwondo.

It's a way of life!

Jonathan Bell
Jonathan Bell

or getting married

Jacob Green
Jacob Green

low dick mileage

Tyler Allen
Tyler Allen

No more shieldmaidens

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