Can we have a Vikings season 5 thread?
How do we fix Vikings?
Can we have a Vikings season 5 thread?
How do we fix Vikings?
tfw no katheryn winnick gf
I haven't started on season 5 yet, and I honestly don't know how good it could be with Egbet and Ragnar dead.
Of the surviving characters, my favorite are Halfaldan, Athelwulf, Ubbe and Bjorn.
Since when did the guy from The Tudors decide to time travel and fight vikings?
Have Ragnar come back from the dead and kill Ivar
He's probably cheering Ivar on from Valhalla
What about Floki?
this woman is 40-years-old
This is a Vikings thread. Please discuss the show.
I have no idea this show still existed. 5 seasons who'da thunk.
Floki acted completely out of character in the last seasons.
What a shit show.
I am discussing a character from the show.
why do you keep posting this, juranoid
He killed Athelstan
To counter the Star Wars hysteria
I hate her and her dyke lover army
thats how she fucks? no wonder shes unmarried at such an advanced age
that's actually a good reason
do a Kylie thread sometime for fuck's sake though
Some white women age well.
Damn, rape is soooo horrible. Wish that never happened to me.
When did they jump the shark?
From the Finnish cool harem of waifus
As soon as Aslaug showed up
The beginning of the end was the season with the weird Asian subplot.
not a drunk
Most celebs are drug addicted drunks that smoke like a chimney and eat junk, and only diet and run for movie roles
the only rape scene in the whole fucking show have a woman raping a male prisoner
This show jumped the shark after season 1. RIP in peace Finland.
Unless Slaves count
Was anyone else disappointed by how Bjorns men didn't butcher all the Muslims in Spain?
Fuck that slant eye bitch, she turned Ragnar into a fucking opiate addict.
Thank god he drowned her like an unwanted puppy.
wants to go raiding with his nephew
gets to go raiding anyway
Rollo best man
Do you think they'll make the show long enough to do the Rollo storyline?
I don't think we'll ever see France or Rollo again
she checketh the dubs, but there are no dubs to be check...
What about these
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no bbc or blacked mentioned
Let's just say it was never going to happen anyway.
It was plagued by shitty writing from the get go.
Enjoy your ban
bring back Ragnar
I miss him
Objectively wrong. The first two seasons were awesome. Third was okay and the 4th I'd like to forget.
Why does it never age?
Blessed by Odin
The first two seasons were awesome.
The first two seasons were okay despite all the shitty stuff (like Gabriel Byrne's character being inconsistent as fuck, young Björn, "have sex")
she has amazing hair
Don't say that! I want Gisla back!
I found the show hard to get into, since I always ended up rooting for the "antagonists" of the Vikings, e.g. the English and then the Franks, even though I know the showrunners didn't intend for that.
is that polanski's raped daughter?
New season is underrated.
Andersen is a good actor for his age.
Poor mans Natalie Dormer
I too cheer on Athelwulf and Rollo to remove pagan heretics.
What gets me is how much Ubbe looks like Travis Fimmel
I thought for sure it was his brother or son
i want to like it but somehow it feels like a clusterfuck of redundant unmotivated stuff happening.
also the hedgumund dude isnt what i hoped him to be.
the hedgumund dude
John rhys Myers from The Tudors
Ubbe and Ivar are the best sons of Ragnar.
Sigi snake in the eye was a weak cunt
Who here /poorcirculation/?
I don't speak icenigger. What does this mean?
The mongol invasion is coming
Who is she fucking? I gave up on the show after the Blob fucked all the villagers wives and Ragnar died.
shes raping King Harald Finehair after he came back to the town to find out the dude he left failed his mission and admitted to wanting to steal the throne from lagertha
ignore existing cast
make show about 3 nobodies that just show up
Bjorn should have become the main character. Instead he gets about 5 minutes each episode.
smelly and lesbian
is this ivar?
he's the worst thing ever put on tv
It would be cool to have some historical period shows that try to be kind of accurate. Maybe they can take some license, but more of an attempt is made to be realistic than is made to be subversively erosive against western institutions.
i tuck me penis and lick!
Always been a fan because they raided my town in the first season and it's kinda cool seeing a shitty reproduction of what that would have looked like
hey guys Game of Thrones is popular right?
Put Katheryn in every scene
Barren old hag
Truly the worst of punishments
it just keeps habbening
haven't seen a single episode of Vikings
see this webm
see assumed shieldmaiden raping a male prisoner
series seems to be unoriginal in all forms
Into trash it goes, is there any legit reason to watch Vikings if you're not a feminist?
I'm just glad this gorgeous woman is getting work in something better than direct to video trash.
Let's face it, when this show ends it's back to the DTV shit for her, even though she deserves better.
what the fuck
whoa... high cut!
All she deserves is a vigorous dicking from a man of fine breeding stock
At least it's entertaining shit.
that's pretty metal tbqh
Rollo is back in season 5 and so is Gisla
you can see the babushka in her very clearly here
That's a real historical event though
after GoT, I've been... busy *snorts coke and gets gangbanged*
She looks fine, but if you give a pass for assumed Vikings' history butchering, kys
Will this movie ever see the light of the day on any torrent site ever?
Just means you have to dick her that extra bit harder
I check regularly, if it ever does you fucks will be the first to hear about it
me in the back
me in the bath
Graeco-Roman pagans are the only good pagans.
I dropped the show before Ragnar even died but I want to know what happens to Rollo. Can an user give me some info because I'm not touching this shit ever again.
chillin in france fucking prime princess pussy
I'm saving my replies for when the thread drops to page 7
They really REALLY need to make better fight scenes. It ruins the show for me when i see people fall to the ground dead after getting poked in the back by a sword.
Still? Like, these past seasons he's still there chillin?
He went raiding the meddit with Bjorn then returned to France
Yeah he's had like 2 scenes since then
Glad I dropped this shit.
Not having children.
I recommend watching the ep where Rag dies. It's one of the best. Leave it for good after.
So why does she rape him?
He conspired to have her rule overthrown (which failed) and had just returned from pillaging england to announce that her son was still alive and that Ragnar's death had been avenged.
She obviously had him beaten and locked up and questioned him about his designs towards her kingdom, he told her he did it to impress a woman, as if he became the king of all norway she promised to marry him, however, she ended up marrying some lowly Jarl instead, so he had them both killed and now he claims he doesn't care about ruling any more.
Then he asked her to marry him which leads to the scene in the webm.
What she actually does is give him a pity fuck with a side of crazy but she blueballs him at the end to teach him a lesson.
I wonder if that's what most hard working aryan wives used to be like.
all of these.
keeping beauty is about conservation and non-damage.
mfw the new season
he hasn't seen her leaked gangbang vid
If it existed Sup Forums would be filled with threads about it and nothing else
How do we fix Vikings?
Too late. This show when tits up as soon as Athelstan went back to being Christian.
giv vikings gf
swn be smug again
Just watch season 1 and then stop. It's guaranteed enjoyment. 2nd season wasn't bad. It went downhill FAST after that, though.
main characater is a psychopath who enjoys killing and torturing men, women, and children
why would anyone watch this? at least Ragnar had a conscience and wasn't completely evil
giv winnick gf
Have you been living under a rock?
Please tell more
But user, Ivar is one of the best things about the show.
It's odd that they made Siggy such a little bitch.
You piece of shit. (I'm stealing that btw.)
he's baiting you
I'm waiting for Hvitserk to turn on him.
In the first season, Travis Fimmel was a passable actor but the show made up for it by focusing on semi-realistic battles, strategies and a portrait of how Viking society worked.
After that, with Travis getting way better at filling the boots of Ragnar, it became a character based show, this worked because the actors became great, even wooden cunts like Rollo.
The focus on strategies and realism faded a bit but it was always there, especially in the siege of Paris, while the characterization hit the higest point with Ecbert and Ragnar meeting.
Now we're stuck with shitty actors and zero battle realism, with Ivar screaming like a cunt in front of trained archers and knights. It's painful to watch.
they need to build Hvitserk's character more. And im really enjoying Bjorn's adventure with Halfdan
White women age badl-
its shit now
I love Sup Forums
Fucking Travis ruined vikings
This thread needs more Ivar.
rats are above ground because of vikings hiding in the roman sewers
aethelwulf gets lost in the network of sewers during the battle
stumbles on a mithraeum
gets ambushed by vikings
fights but is injured
has a vision of mithra
converts to mithraism
I bet her pussy tastes like vanilla icecream
Dont give a fuck aboy this show.
Watch norsemen on netflix instead. Its hilarious!
This. Holy shit does that character suck.
I bet her asshole smells like chocolate
Why didn't they do this to the muslims.
exactly my thoughts when I saw this.
Ivar a shit.
Knightfall is such a disapointment to this, and even this is sub 7/10 shit since season 3
Ivar The Show Killer
Because muh progressive narrative.
Because vikings were the medieval rapefugees.
So it's ok for women to rape men now?
that was just bondage
Remove shitty sons apart from Bjorn
Bring back Ragnar equivalent (so maybe Bjorn can do it)
Bring back sense of adventure and discovery
I loved the first few seasons of getting to England with both Ragnar and Athelstan learning from each other.
Leave Rolo behind, his weekly betrayal got old so fast he should forever remain in France.
DONT KILL FLOKI
Ragnar's death, not only was it underwhelming but there was no one left to carry the show especially not Ragnar's Mexican son. The sons were handled poorly, especially Sigurd they made a big deal about him for seasons and he dies like a chump to the Mexican one.
I cant even fathom how uninteresting the sons are outside of Ivar and Sigurd, who died.
How is it possible for Bjorn not to know who the Holy Roman Emperor is?
Also I forgot Rollo fucking existed still. They need to put him and Floki and in the same storyline and murder all the fucking Ragnar sons especially the Mexican after he murders the slave girl or something.
Why are the females all blonde while the males are not?
Yeah although honestly it would have been fine if they had just made us care about him. He was the best son.
I can't even reason how the two of them who broke up last episode are so terribly uninteresting.
Seriously, why are the females all blonde and almost none of the males are?
Are you sure I saw intercourse
He wasn't forced, he didn't complain, he was just tired up.
Based Vikings thread lasting 10 hours
there was that one slave that got raped in s1
Nothing wrong with a bit of coke
The roastie-as-pillager motif just fucking ruins it desu.
And I wouldn’t even last 10 seconds in her infertile pussy
Can't fix what's irredeemably broken
Ragnar and family take Athelstan to a pagan sacrifice party with the intent to sacrifice him
Athelstan shrooms and trips balls
Comes too and finds out he was going to be sacrificed
episode ends, Athelstan is seemingly completely ok with this next episode
Ubbe is copying his mannerisms and so is Ivar to a lesser extent.
Both of them just lack his charm and curiosity. Bjorn seems to have gotten that.
tomorrow is her birthday :3
Athelstan forgives people that tried to kill him
Based Christian lad.
He forgave the English who crucified him.
Throughout the show Athelstan never really manages to do much more than state contemplatively.
*blocks your snowniggers*
childhood is liking ivar
adulthood is liking ragnar
wisdom is liking rollo
Trust noone, not even yourself.
there was literally a rape scene this season, when they raid the mudslimes
Well, he did go down as a founder of a kingly dynasty.
Being deaf must fucking suck tbqh
Because Bjorn is weary of the slaughter..
It's a way of life!
or getting married
low dick mileage
No more shieldmaidens