Her second husband
What are the kinos that activate your almonds?
her wife's son
My lesbian wife?
mother in law
well, son in law
only if you're married. maybe you just pumped and dumped that bitch
Why does everyone keep posting this crap on social media nowadays? Is it some new normie meme?
please assume my gender
I'm not gonna fall for that one, xer
Never met her (i'm black)
Such a dumb riddle.
The fucking nigger Theresa hates because he pays her daughter the fucking child support.
poor people have nothing
I'm onto your game Nygma
Wow, great job my man.
play a record
Lifting an elephant embryo
Money for 1000 alex.
Elephants don't have hands
Use an elevator
Using the Force.
'The poorest have it and the richest need it' is how that riddle ends
a box cutter
which is it lads
He said poor people not black people, you white devil.
A black penis
water doesn't travel 'up', retard
Son in law?
Back to school, kiddo.
Wife's Daughter(formerly son)
charlie sheen's nose
nothing is greater than God. literally nothing.
this, he was robbed and beat up after being found
He died in winter and no one found his body
Fell from an airplane
he's wearing winter clothes
the coroner is retarded
my mother in law
cum in my ass and make me your faggot
Next week, thursday. God is this stupid.
Why does it go back down? Is it a cuck?
sunday evening. I had to count with my fingers. You properly emberassed me, lad.
Sunday night you twats. It's at 6 meters on sunday morning. 6+4=10
He's done you AGAIN
(56+28) = 2 (14+28)
Once if he doesn't die before then.
(4-3)*10 makes exactly 10 days you idiot.
You idiot. Read it again. It says
IT CLIMBS DURING THE DAY
IT FALLS AT NIGHT
You have to do the operations in sequence, adding 4 and removing 3 until the result is 10.
she was sitting on the bench facing the window
gun in right hand
splash in right
maybe she turned around to take a last look at her home?
Either murder or he was sitting facing away from the table
Pen on left handed side.
Lefties can't use a gun in their right hand.
Here's the correct answer
Murder. Look at the paper. It was written by the left hand if you see how the pencil is placed. But she's shot herself with her right hand.
their left hand is occupied
she wasn't writing anything
it's night and the light isn't plugged in
murder. why would a person light up a cigarette when it's about to shoot in it's own face? Also wasn't sitting on the stool and would've fallen backwards not sidewards.
Be a big enough guy
Do you have the coroner's report indicating time of death yet?
I would smoke a last cigarette if I am about to die
as much as you have her highschool teacher's confirmation that she's left handed
I'd rather have this thread than the sw spam 2bh.
her gunwound is also on the right side of her head which makes the blood on the wall impossible when he/she shot herself from the right side.
What evidence do you have that it's even a she?
just using it because it would feel weird calling a person "it"
It's not possible.
8 = 2^3
You need to use the scale thrice
post the answer to you plick
or better, the why
You can take one of the remaining two pills and if you live it's the other one.
Look at the placement of the ash tray and coke. Why would she place it to her left if she's right handed? This with the pen makes it a dead give away.
Wow what a reddit post
dude I'm sitting at the computer
mouse is on the right
ashtray and smoking paraphernalia is on the left
I smoke leftie all the damn time and I'm still right handed
I mean, it's no more valid a hypothesis than anything else but that prick won't post the answer
she was shot from a position that doesn't explain the blood on the wall when it's supposed to be suicide. gun wound is on the right side of her head while the shot must have come from the left side.
On September 20, 1945, the Bartender drops off baby Jane at an orphanage. She grows up there. She dreams of joining one of the "comfort organizations" dedicated to providing R&R for spacemen.
Nearly 18 years later, the man who refers to himself as "an unmarried mother" is dropped off at April 3, 1963, by the Bartender. He meets and after some weeks of dating seduces and impregnates the 17-year-old Jane, who has an intersex condition. From Jane's point of view, he then disappears. Actually, he has been retrieved by the Bartender, and taken to 1985 (see sixth bullet point).
Jane learns that she is pregnant by the now-missing unknown man. After giving birth by C-section, she is found to be a "true hermaphrodite" who has been severely damaged by the pregnancy and birth; on waking she learns that she has been subjected (without her consent) to a "sex change" which reassigns her sex to male.
On March 10, 1964, the Bartender kidnaps the baby and takes her/him back in time to the orphanage (see first bullet point). Jane, now male, becomes a stenographer, and then a writer. Whenever he is asked his occupation, he replies, somewhat truculently, "I'm an unmarried mother—at four cents a word. I write confession stories." He becomes a regular at the bar where the narrator, the Bartender, works, but does not interact with him significantly for six years.
On November 7, 1970, the Bartender meets the Unmarried Mother, yells at the customer playing "I'm My Own Grandpa", conducts the Unmarried Mother into the back office, and takes him back to 1963 to "find" (and, ostensibly, get revenge upon) the man who got him pregnant (see second bullet point). He returns to the bar, seconds after going into the back room, and allows the customer to play the song. From his own point of view, he has carried out his mission of ensuring his own existence.
im not reading that
On August 12, 1985, the Bartender travels to 1963 and retrieves the Unmarried Mother -- whom he had left there (then?) during the events of the fifth (and second) bullet point(s) -- to the Rockies base and enlists him (actually a younger version of himself) in the Temporal Bureau.
On January 12, 1993, the Bartender, who is also Jane/mother/father/Unmarried Mother, arrives back at his base from 1970 to think about his life.
Put three on each scale and leave two off. If the scales are perfectly balanced then the poison is in one of the remaining two and you weigh them to find out which.
If the scales tip to one side, the poison is definitely in one of those three, so you weight two of those against each other. If the scales tip, the heavier one is poison, otherwise the one you left off is.
Proof that the exit wound is on the right side? There doesn't seem to be any signs on the face.
how do you know which way she was turned when she shot herself?
go through bills
in the red everywhere
bank gonna take the house
light one last cigarette
swivel around on chair to take one last look at the house that you've spent your whole life in
post 3 pills on either side
if they match one of the remaining 2 is the poison and you can compare them to one another
if they don't match (ie the poison in in the scales), take one pill from the lighter side of the scales and replace it with a pill from the heavier side and take one of the 2 remaining pills from the heavier side OUT and replace with the other remaining pill that you didn't use and with the pill you just took from the lighter side.
IF the heavier side is still heavier, the poison pill is the one original left in the heavier side
IF the lighter side is heavier, the poison pill is the one you moved from one side to another
IF the scales match, the poison pill is the one you took out
Damn that's convoluted.
why would a person light up a cigarette when it's about to shoot in it's own face?
We joke about autism a lot but every now and again a post comes along that reminds me its not just a meme
that's a perfectly reasonable explanation
still doesn't explain why he/she was sitting there in the dark but eh
fuck me I'm "dumb". much more elegant solution than mine
A STD of some sort.
nothing wrong with being loquacious
My daughter's mother is obviously me.
What if you're your daughter's father though?
tell that to my HS math teachers.
The future is female.
he threw it up in the air, or bounced it on the ground
is this good or bad now?
when she was standing during the suicide the blood pattern would be way higher than we can see on this picture. she was sitting when being shot.
a ticking anthrax bomb? deadly scorpions? a gun? could be anything really
How To Survive In The Desert handbooks
no it's not. nothing indicates on his story. It's fantasy at best.
People like you should be euthanized
5 letter word
Which recent movie was enormously terrible and took the money of it's viewers without even trying?
Can you count?
Oh that's easy, Justice League
I'm drunk m8. Excuuuuuuuuuse me
Suicide, because smoking cigarettes is like playing Russian Roulette with 6 chamber loaded
Money. The first half of the riddle refers to communists
Technically 3 will fill up like a nanosecond quicker before 4 is also fulll
These riddles are for fucking 12 year olds
I have plenty of secrets I don't wanna share with anyone though
I assume huge viscocity and flow rate, so 1
ask someone else to snap it in half
Ask someone else.
Snap it anyway. So what?
Mooom anons cheating at the game
what kind of a retard breaks the scale after using it twice?
There are special snowflakes in the world(like me) who are more comfortable doing certain things with their right hand(Writing and holding pistol grips) and others with left(dribbling a basketball and jacking off)
A cuckold whose wife fucks exotic dick
When he's Clark Kent he's timid and stand in a corner at parties
by losing my erection
an astronaut sitting in the corner of his shuttle for some reason
Have you thought maybe trying to improve yourself so you don't die a virign?
Paper! Snow! A ghost!
user, it's not even noon.
A parachute obviously.
make it think of margaret thatcher
communists have money
what about God's parents
Notice how the riddle says "if".
I still can't work it out, please don't send me to the brainlet mines
Obviously the mudshit
Maybe if the cartoonist wasn't shitty at his job we could actually see what's supposed to be on everyone's fucking table.
This. She took a knife from another table.
4 because hes missing his knife
I've seen star wars and couldn't stop flooding my brain with alcohol. Only to forget.... to forget.
Place a much larger, say 50 metre stick next to it. It is now shorter than that stick.
It is shorter.
maybe he's eating something that doesn't require a knife or maybe someone took it
Nobody. It was suicide.
I'd guess a bunch of assholes fucked up his dead body for fun after he died of hypothermia happens all the time
delivery mail on a Sunday
If they were going to kill themselves why put out a cigarette yet still keep it in your hands?
Gotta go fast
maid because there's no mail on sunday
Unless she was slacking off on saturday I suppose
Threw it across the world, did a 360 and walked away.
Son in law, it has to be...?
when they meet theyre both at the same spot
The gardener because he's a dirty Illegal with prior deportations for violent crimes. Don't worry. If he's in California he'll be let off.
Yeah, well fucking done.
Pretty weak fucking murdercase they will have. Just because the maid gets the mail on sunday?
Maybe she wasn't present the day before or maybe they were expecting an express delivery or someshit.
Son in law.
Teresa's daughter is BLACKED right? No doubt that whiteboi has to make sick retarded things to keep his mind occupied
american legal system
KEK what a joke
The train leaving NYC will be a train's length closer to NYC when they meet
Fuck fuck fuck, fucking fuck.
Elephants don't have hands.
A slave? No offence niggers
What's so great about a carpenter and a virgin? I fill half those requirements and I'm not great at all.
He got ravaged by a pack of niggers and froze to death during the night. Then no one found his body until summer.
a question mark
Upside down 87
Fuck off reddit, I need no roastie to live my life as I want it
I hate questions like these. The fucktard that invented it has one specific thing in mind while other numbers could also make sense to someone else.
inversed 7 and normal 8
1488. Hitler will surely rise brother
Suicide, because it doesn't look like she was raped
what's the logic here?
Look at it upside down. 86, ¿, 88, 89, 90, 91
upside down number series looks like 86, ?, 88, 89, 90 and 91
that's why the answer is: nothing
Woman is the only one allowed into the girls WC. She did it, the cunt.
My black dingus before and after fucking a white bitch
Power of Sexual harassment allegations to destroy anybody. Literally even god and devil can't get away with it now. Meanwhile I was raped by jesus, he took my foreskin when I was a child #metoo
Half niggers like Obama
Turn switch1 on. Wait a few minutes. Turn switch2 on and go up. The unlit bulb is controlled by switch 3, the warm bulb by 1 and the cold but lit bulb by 2
(56 + x)/2 = 14 + x
28 + x/2 = 14 + x
14 = x/2
x = 28
with a lever
Flip switch A and wait a few minutes, switch it back off.
Flip switch B, then go upstairs. Bulb B will be on obviously.
Feel the other two bulbs. The hot one is controlled by switch A and the cold one by switch C
A Visa credit card
Aren't these made by people on Facebook? We used to make and solve these sorta shit all the time in Sherlock group in like 2012-13. Some of these are pretty old desu
The husband is /fast/ and doesn’t eat on sundays. The fucking cook did it.
Hahahaha the thing Hollywood womyns used to get Oscar
in Sherlock group
Do we even want to know what that is or is it going to be incredibly cringeworthy?
their artistic Value?
Nah mate, their VISION.
Now that I think of it, it was kinda silly. But I had a fun time back then though
Velvet dresses, they look casual and luxurious at the same time, no men can resist
the ball is some kind of alien
Dr Pavel, I'm CIA
Reminds of me a question on an oxford thinking skills assessment test. See #49
In the time it took for the retard to scribble those numbers he could just as easily have written down the kidnapper's name.
The victim is a moron so who cares.
DUDE LMAO IT'S NOTHING
June April September October November
tfw to dumb for this
is it 2?
whoa, why not write down JASON instead. What a fucking retard
The last number can be anything from 0 to 9, so that's 10 possibilities. BUT, the 8 at the start could also be unrelated to the 58, which means that 588011 is also possible. So that's 11 possibilities already. But this note can also be turned upside down, and then you're left with 1108, which leaves you with 12 possibilities.
Ah fuck i didn't mean to say "10". It's obviously 12
what about two gods?
food and water the dead guy was a literal retard
I remembered the answer from a previous thread
Legitimately a clever riddle
I still have a handful but I have to go to the kinoplex to watch sw. Thread's maxed out anyway...
If you participate in white genocide by not breeding you WILL be gassed as a useless eater.
Legitimate "OOOOOOOOH" from me after Nice.
a train? a bus? a car a plane? a bike? a scooter? a guy on roller skates?
do you have a link for the answers? i wanna see how i did
amazing how the dumbest shit makes me spit my drink
Aside from the first line, I don't get the rest.
XX = 20 in roman numbers
XXX = porn
he's keepin it 100
Trick question, elephants don't have hands.
I looked up the answer and it's retarded
share it, fren
My beat sock
wel fuk u, fren
It's the number 3, as in for a birthday cake or a house address. 100 is just another number.
so they charge as much for a single 3 as they do for 3333? that's dumb
God big "G">any amount of gods small "g"
And there can be no 2 Gods big "G"
I stated it wrong, it's 3 numbers, so 100 or 999 or 284...
If God can't create something more powerful than himself then he's not all powerful
Phone the electrician and threaten his family.
I think you heard this before but don't quite remember the answer, because what you said doesn't make much sense but is close to. Or a problem with wording
Three digits (which could be birthday candles or address stickers or whatever) cost 1 dollar. 100 is a 1 and two 0s
easy, the blood splatter on the wall makes us assume she shot her left side of her face.
yet the gun is on her right hand and she has blood dripping on her right cheek.
one is hard evidence (blood on the wall) indicating shot location and trajectory. the other can be planted (gun in hand, position of the body).
a zika baby