So...am I wrong....are the prequels better than this shit were getting...

Xavier Bailey
Xavier Bailey

So...am I wrong....are the prequels better than this shit were getting (episodes 7 and 8)?

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Isaac Mitchell
Isaac Mitchell

yes

I actually rewatched them and masturbated a lot

Robert Price
Robert Price

what kind of shit is better to eat- nutty or smooth?
Neither.

David Gomez
David Gomez

You already know the answer OP. Asking people on a chinese basketweaving board isn't going to change it.

Nolan Hall
Nolan Hall

No. People here only hate the new ones because they're popular.

Ethan Torres
Ethan Torres

Only Episode 3, Episode 1 and 2 are objectively shit but thats not to say they don't have there high points as well.

Bentley Lewis
Bentley Lewis

10/10
1. Star Wars (Lucas, 1977)
9/10
2. The Empire Strikes Back (Kershner, 1980)
8/10
3. Return of the Jedi (Marquand, 1983)
7/10
4. Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (Edwards, 2016)
5. Star Wars: The Force Awakens (Abrams, 2015)
6/10
6. Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (Lucas, 2005)
7. Star Wars: The Last Jedi (Johnson, 2017)
5/10
8. Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (Lucas, 1999)
4/10
9. Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (Lucas, 2002)
3/10
2/10
1/10
10. Star Wars: The Clone Wars (Filoni, 2008)
0/10

Joseph Peterson
Joseph Peterson

They were bad, but it seemed like someone actually was creative and tried to tell a story in a new way.

They probably would work better as video games.

Also, what is episode 7 and 8, I've never heard these words before.

Colton Flores
Colton Flores

IV a 10/10
V a 9/10
Stopped reading after that

Luke Howard
Luke Howard

5 > 4 > 1 > 6 > 3 > 2
Everything else is non-canon.

Samuel Foster
Samuel Foster

OT: 8, 9, 10
PT: 4, 5, 6
ST: 6, 7

Will IX be a 5/10 movie or an 8/10 movie?

Adrian Martinez
Adrian Martinez

But IV is a perfect movie.

Alexander Martinez
Alexander Martinez

No, they're still worse. You can say they were more """creative""" but if you don't want to sit through all the bullshit the prequels offer that doesn't make them any better than the shallow shit from the new ones.

Charles James
Charles James

At least i cared about the prequel characters a little. These new ones are shit.

There is an actual story we can follow...with real answers and an ending

Joshua Garcia
Joshua Garcia

Character motivations generally made sense in the prequels, most of the movies are about building up to the moment where anakin turns in ep 3, if that moment is sold the films will work. The reception 3 has been given leads me to believe the succeeded.

In the sequels I can take almost any character in a scene and ask you why they are behaving in a certain way and most of the time the audience won't have an answer due to poor characterization. It's clear that the buildup in these films is a redemption arc for kylo, all we're waiting on is to see if they subvert it or play it straight.

Bentley Wood
Bentley Wood

The prequels were much better written, they had actual characters and story, not a bunch of memes and one-liners that lack any emotion or coherence. Luke is a cliched everyboy "hero" that goes through an absurdly rapid transformation between the fifth and the sixth episodes. Anakin's emotional instability and his exposure as a psychopath are gripping; and his doomed relationship with Padme is touching. In the "original trilogy" Han, Leia, Darth Vader and Obi Wan are complete meme characters, nothing about them is remotely believable or human. And why doesn't anyone care about deaths in those movies? Leia's planet destruction, Luke's stepparents' death, all of the blown up rebels--the list could go on--all the deaths are forgotten moments later.

As for direction, the movies from the "original trilogy" were mostly incoherent, badly edited and full of logical problems. The prequel trilogy is a work of a "vulgar auteur".

I feel neutral about the series overall, and honestly don't care about trolling or contrarianism. Here are my sincere rankings:

1. "Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones"
2. "Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace"
3. "Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith"
4. "Star Wars"
5. "The Empire Strikes Back"
6. "Return of the Jedi"
7.
8. "The Force Awakens"
9. "The Last Jedi"

Episode 7 and 8 aren't even Star Wars movies. They are Marvel flicks masquerading as one.

Nolan Wright
Nolan Wright

I feel neutral about the series overall, and honestly don't care about trolling or contrarianism. Here are my sincere rankings:
1. "Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones"

Austin Allen
Austin Allen

Declaring Disneywars non canon is the equivalent of putting your fingers in your ears and screaming "lalalalalalalalalala I can't hear you!"

Wyatt Wilson
Wyatt Wilson

1 >

Hudson James
Hudson James

The Bell Curve is a bullshit book and everyone knows it.

Nolan Rodriguez
Nolan Rodriguez

I see things like this

4 5 6 are canon. Luke wins! Empire ends. Peace is here.

Rogue one is the true prequel.

Everything else is not canon.

Charles Young
Charles Young

you goys are trying way too hard. go get laid holy fuck

Colton Lewis
Colton Lewis

No one reads twilight anymore.

Cameron James
Cameron James

Prequels aren't shit.
They are chocolate with peanut bits, retards that don't even taste it think it's shit because of the appearance but it's actually a smashing taste bud party.

Robert Brown
Robert Brown

Stay mad, low T

Lucas Edwards
Lucas Edwards

You know what? I'm ok with that actually.

Jordan Adams
Jordan Adams

I just finished TLJ. It was garbage.

Daniel Allen
Daniel Allen

Fuck you, you made me want to watch thr prequels again

Anakin and Padme was the only interesting relationship in all of these flicks

Jose Cook
Jose Cook

PT, OT, and EU are canon.
DT isn't.

This isn't an opinion, it's a fact. The white slavers aren't in control of anything just because they paid a large sum of money, what matters are the minds behind the creations and Disney is nothing more than a third party, making their creations simply fanfic.

Caleb Adams
Caleb Adams

Ok? I don't give a shit. Disneywars undermines the OT both thematically and from a technical standpoint. There's no reason to consider it canon if you're a fan of the OT. You should calm down.

Juan Cook
Juan Cook

Truly a patrician ranking here, the only skilled viewer ITT.

My only gripe is that I consider "Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace" (1999) to be the overall strongest entry, though "Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones" (2002) is a greater spectacle.
t. millenial flyover rube

Nolan Wilson
Nolan Wilson

Clone wars movie is better than TLJ

Eli Myers
Eli Myers

They're both bad, but for completely different reasons.

Prequels where shclocky, stilted, and melodramatic as fuck.

Nu trilogy is trying too hard to be light popcorn-tier Marvel fluff. Except it doesn't work, because at least that style is consistent with the majority of the Marvel movies, while coming across as jarring and tonally dissonant with the new SW films.

Elijah Jenkins
Elijah Jenkins

The prequels were shit in ever respect but one, they weren't just tired pointless remakes of the original trilogy with a handful of plot points arbitrarily rearranged.

Christian Cook
Christian Cook

(You)

Ayden Martin
Ayden Martin

Yes, you're wrong.

Camden Flores
Camden Flores

A New Hope is laughably bad, why is it held in such high regard?
Star Wars was never good.

Isaiah Stewart
Isaiah Stewart

Why do you faggots care so much about children's movies?

Jace Evans
Jace Evans

yes, looking back now the prequels were better. not good, but better

Kayden Jenkins
Kayden Jenkins

for me the last hour of revenge of the sith is the best star was after empire

Brandon Hill
Brandon Hill

Everything since Lucas sold Star Wars rights is non-canon. This new stuff is like amateur fan-made movies if fans had the money to buy the rights and pay for lots of CGI.

Maybe one day Disney will realise that money can buy good directors and script writters as well.

Benjamin Lopez
Benjamin Lopez

you're an idiot, the new characters are a hundred times better than anyone in the prequels

Jack Gonzalez
Jack Gonzalez

$0.02 have been deposited in your account

James Brown
James Brown

imagine the unemployed /pol/cuck that spent hours making that image just so he could post it here

further proof that 90%~ of the spergs hating on TLJ are doing it for political reasons

Christian Williams
Christian Williams

anyone who thinks episode 7/8 are better than any of the 1-6 must literally eat a diet that consists of 85%+ pure soy

David Butler
David Butler

yes you should've know jew wars was going to be shit the moment tfa and "battlefront" released

Gavin Cruz
Gavin Cruz

Anyone who thinks any of the three prequels are better than literally anything knows absolutely nothing about how movies are made. Some of the most badly conceived, written, and directed films ever given a wide release. Just by virtue of basic competence, the new ones are better.

James Ward
James Ward

you forgot to trademark your comment *brought to you by Disney

Logan Moore
Logan Moore

After TFA, I would have said no. With another movie...I’m really starting to rethink. If the last one doesn’t do something spectacular, the prequels will win out by virtue of having a consistent plot through all three movies

Leo Foster
Leo Foster

It was shit long before that newfriend

right around 1999

Adrian Brown
Adrian Brown

Prequels could have had potential but they didn't fulfill it.
Force Awakens was bland
Last Jedi needed to be much tighter and a better plot but at least it had some great visuals

Alexander Brown
Alexander Brown

so you don't deny your diet consists of 85%+ pure soy?
i bet you waited in line at McDonalds for 16 hours for that sweet sauce before getting skunked and then paying $15 for a single fried soy based nugget dipped in the liquid hfcs soy based sauce

Jonathan Lee
Jonathan Lee

prequels
consistent plot

Have you been huffing gasoline?

Camden Murphy
Camden Murphy

LE MEMES XD

Go away.

Ian Brown
Ian Brown

I see you are a plinkett fan too!
haha so true, these plebeians just can't UNDERSTAND how bad the prequels are, we're like beacons of knowledge in a black sea of ignorance

Kevin Murphy
Kevin Murphy

he was too old or too young to play prequel star wars vidya
old wouldn't be too bad because you still had all the cool pc tie fighter sims and super star wars, but I honestly feel bad for kids that won't get to play fun star wars games because the source material is so creatively bankrupt

Brayden Adams
Brayden Adams

you gotta cover up your ears with your hands, close your eyes and yell wahhhhhhhhh for that to work

Easton Morales
Easton Morales

It's common knowledge the prequels are terrible and pretty much everyone agrees except for racist neckbeards on Sup Forums.

Jaxson Reed
Jaxson Reed

That sounds like projecting since you're the autistic manbaby throwing fits on the internet over a space fantasy for kids and I'm the one saying it was fine

Hunter Cooper
Hunter Cooper

you don't get paid without the *paid for by Disney tagline

Liam Russell
Liam Russell

Yep, the only bad things about the prequels are Hayden Christensen's acting and Jar Jar, prove me wrong.

Adam Robinson
Adam Robinson

Too early to tell. Based purely on 7 and 8, they're about equal. If 9 is as bad as 8 (and it probably will be, Rian fucked over Abrams, and it's not like making his own shit is one of Abrams's strengths), then the prequels will definitely be the superior trilogy.

Of the prequels, TPM is the only one that's irredeemable. You could cave a pretty solid duology out of the prequels if you gutted TPM and some of AOTC.

Eli Morris
Eli Morris

Yes. Revenge of the Sith is the best SW film after ESB. NuWars will never capture that Shakespearian tone in Ep3.

Jordan Bennett
Jordan Bennett

totally false!

Matthew Smith
Matthew Smith

AOTC is a shit show but throughout the entire trilogy is the theme of a Democracy dying. Lucas kept to that theme from Ep 1 to Ep 3.

Matthew Mitchell
Matthew Mitchell

I respectfully disagree, I hated AOTC but didn't think TPM or ROTS were that bad (ROTS actually being one of my favorites). I think the battle between the prequels and sequels needs to cease till we get our hands on 9, then the real podracing begins.

Robert Phillips
Robert Phillips

no, you're not wrong, Prequels are better than nu-Wars.

Luke Young
Luke Young

Story wise, yes they are. If only a competent director made them.

Ryan Murphy
Ryan Murphy

TPM has a couple major flaws. The Trade Federation story-line is pretty nonsensical and doesn't lead well into the Clone Wars plot that AOTC and ROTS deal with, the aging of Padme and Anakin leads to a disconnect between their characters in the later films (and it makes their relationship kinda off-putting, not that that's a new thing for SW romance), Jar-Jar and the gungans were just too obnoxious, and Tatooine lasts too long for what is a fairly minor part of the movies central plot.

I could be mistaken, but I don't think Anakin is ever stated to have been born on Tatooine. Move him to Naboo, that way the bulk of the movie can stay there. Instead of being a trade dispute, make the Naboo conflict into the first battle of what will later be termed the Clone Wars. Instead of having the Republic just ignore a client planet being invaded, have them try to respond but get BTFO by the droid army.

William Moore
William Moore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ibkmh72_1pw

Jeremiah Perez
Jeremiah Perez

Phantom Menace
Duel of the Fates, Podracing, Darth Maul, Taken
Attack of the Clones
Padme, Clones, Kamino, Jango Fett, Yoda
Revenge of the Sith
Darth Vader, Clone war, Sheev, Order 66

Nuwars
titty milk, snoke dies, kylo gets ass kicked, mary sue, han death, luke death, leia lesbian

William Ortiz
William Ortiz

Apples and oranges
Do you want interesting ideas executed sloppily or bland ideas executed competently? They are two different but failed attempts to reach what the OT achieved.
I haven't seen TLJ yet so idk if the trend will continue

Jason Foster
Jason Foster

By all reports it's a mixture of terrible ideas and bland rehashes executed sloppily.

Elijah Lee
Elijah Lee

But what about the droid attack on the Wookies?

Christopher Davis
Christopher Davis

shitting on a movie because of your snowflake political opinions
when this movie breaks a billion the Nazi tears will be delicious

Daniel Roberts
Daniel Roberts

You're not wrong.

Owen Johnson
Owen Johnson

I know this is a troll post, but if I could bet on this movie making Disney shittons of money, I would bet all my savings.

Justin Hughes
Justin Hughes

Breaks a billion? Okay, I expected this movie to do extremely well, but there's no way it will make a billion.

Connor Parker
Connor Parker

7/10
Rogue One

Benjamin Peterson
Benjamin Peterson

TFA made like 2 billion, normies watch anything star wars no matter how bad it is

Charles Taylor
Charles Taylor

And they say TLJ took risks

Gabriel Howard
Gabriel Howard

Just cant accept that people dont want to see little faggot sjw shit.

Julian Price
Julian Price

The CGI and sound fx in the 3 Disney Star Wars movies have been underwhelming af
Explosions all have the same dark orange look, barely any particles. The space fights look cartoonish now compare TLJ opening with ROTS. Finn and Rose riding those giant dogs?
The OT and Prequel movies had groundbreaking sound designs. Now it’s all recycled bullshit used in your average action flick.

Easton Lewis
Easton Lewis

I miss stuff like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erFcYsC6JaY

Jacob Moore
Jacob Moore

>>91691356
hits an old man in the back of the head
Our heroine, ladies and gentlemen. If these films are for kids, why are they teaching kids to act like brats?

Dominic Lopez
Dominic Lopez

What about the Crhistmas Special?

Ian Martin
Ian Martin

are the prequels better than this shit were getting (episodes 7 and 8)?
not even a question, they are better by far

only disney shills deny this

Blake Jackson
Blake Jackson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAM80pXTjYQ
prequel music is also amazing, I can't remember a single new track from the disney films

Jeremiah Green
Jeremiah Green

What Final Fantasy VII cutscene is this?

Adrian Sanders
Adrian Sanders

worse than disneywars
Hello literal brainlet, nice to meet you.
JJ pitch me your idea
so like there's this orphan who grew up on a sand planet
yeah, yeah
she doesn't know her real parents but she gets embroiled with machines and flies really well
how is she good at flying
turn off your brain it's just a movie nerd
okay, you're right sure
so then she meets up with this potentially untrustworthy companion and gains a mentor who has deep knowledge of this hidden by-gone era
ooooooooh
yeah and then they get involved in this rebellion
wait that sounds familiar
did I say rebellion? I mean RESISTANCE yeah. It's like this small operation that fights this bigger whiter organisation
didn't the rebels win? Why are their so few fighters
like um, war is wrong and shit right?
o-oh
so then they go on and destroy this MASSIVE space base that can shoot lasers and destroy planets. but while they're there her mentor DIES giving her his final approval and a memento of the past
WOW JJ this sounds fucking amazing! Why hasn't someone made a film like this before?!

Ethan Howard
Ethan Howard

GOAT Star Wars SFX

Carter Diaz
Carter Diaz

Obi-Wan and Sheev are better than Finn, who was my favorite TFA character.

Grayson Ortiz
Grayson Ortiz

https://youtu.be/8iRCucHqwso

This’ll never be topped

Brandon Bennett
Brandon Bennett

Thus far yes.

The last jedi has taken the title from Attack of the clones as the worst Star Wars movie.

Cooper Hall
Cooper Hall

AotC was never actually that bad if you remove what happens down inside the arena.

Jordan Myers
Jordan Myers

Every prequel film should have been about Obi-Wan/Anakin doing fun shit. This first scene is by far the best of ROTS.

Benjamin Davis
Benjamin Davis

Genosis was my favorite part of the prequels. It's a shame we'll never get a version with better CGI

Cooper Williams
Cooper Williams

being this insecure

Parker Clark
Parker Clark

I already have TFA as the worst one simply because how creatively bankrupt it is and unstarwarsy. I will never pay to watch marvel wars again so it'll be a while until I ever watch TLJ.

Angel Peterson
Angel Peterson

The prequels are gigantic piles of shit with few redeeming qualities.
I fucking hate this cycle of "THE PREQUELS ARE GOOD NOW THE NEW SW MOVIE IS SHIT". It's such low effort posting and it's not even funny now that we've gone through this a second time in two fucking years

Juan Wright
Juan Wright

I think it's because what the prequels actually do get right are where the sequels fail or fall short.

Adam Moore
Adam Moore

Few is better than none.

Michael Ward
Michael Ward

Machiavellian scheming is too high brow for you? Can't stand actual world building? Bothered by some cheesy dialogue? Or do you actually like Ewoks more than Gungans.

Face it, the prequels codified the Star Wars universe as we know it, and the new sequels have done nothing but shit all over both trilogies.

Grayson Thompson
Grayson Thompson

I find it amusing that all these kiddies who cut their teeth while watching the prequels are now claiming some sort of superiority. If anything, Episode VIII felt like a prequel film. It had everything. Shitty halfassed social commentary, cartoon villains, and that casino planet with silly aliens.

Brayden Lee
Brayden Lee

tumblr purple hair queen

fat chinawoman

good

no.

Christopher Brown
Christopher Brown

yes its def better, it has advantage of no "women are cull now". And there are no ugly dykes literal who's taking up screen time from important events.

The could have been half as long and would have still shown practically same amount of content.

Colton Moore
Colton Moore

If anything, Episode VIII felt like a prequel film.
This amount of salt and backpedalling.

Oliver Hernandez
Oliver Hernandez

Accurate. Rogue One has thus far been the only film to capture the gritty feeling of the universe and to present the enemy as an imposing threat to be overcome.

Prequels are fun stories poorly told.

These last two films are just fan fiction.

Jose Perry
Jose Perry

are the prequels better than this shit were getting

Yes. As poorly done as the prequels were, they had a real storyline. Not this weird "lets just have a bunch of characters with Star Wars props and random events" storyline.

And while the prequels made some characters lame, it never outright disrespected them.

Ryan Williams
Ryan Williams

arguing that the sequels are like the prequels
No. To paraphrase the Lost World: "You've fixed your mistakes, but you're making all new ones!"

Jonathan Bailey
Jonathan Bailey

the prequels codified the Star Wars universe as we know it
I agree, as writers had to work around Lucas' shit story and build something of actual worth. STar Wars doesn't belong to Lucas, he never should've been allowed to sit on such a franchise with so much potential. Now that the sequels are chamging shit up, people get mad, in fact, the sequels are doing the exact same as the prequels, but on another scale.
Star Wars is a messy franchise, it's too big for it's own good between games, comics, books, all of them just adding new ideas into the pile.
I'm neither glad nor angry that Disney retconned EU, but something had to be done.

Kayden Sullivan
Kayden Sullivan

At this point I'm just looking forward to the pre-prequels or the 10-12 sequels. At that point the material will be so over-boiled that any of this stuff will be good in comparison.

Thomas Hill
Thomas Hill

These last two films are just fan fiction.
AND THEN OBI-WAN AND ANAKIN FOUGHT IN LAVA FOR A LONG TIME

Owen Butler
Owen Butler

Rogue One is not a strong film, but I think you hit the nail on the head. It does capture the feel of the universe very well.

And 100% agreement on the prequels.

Hunter Ward
Hunter Ward

The difference is that the Prequels actually left room and gave elements for expansion. TFA introduced nothing new to the universe, and TLJ threw away whatever good was in TFA. Meanwhile the Prequels had tons of characters, new worlds, new designs, new factions. They were created with an expansive world in mind, just like ANH was. Some of the best side material in this franchise came around do to the Prequels.

Zachary Wilson
Zachary Wilson

what up with the lane one liners, that kept on happening thruout the movie like "of course you do", that was so distracting annoying and unfunny, really dumb as fuck

Gabriel Watson
Gabriel Watson

fpbp

Julian Lewis
Julian Lewis

Aren't you a little short for a strom trooper?

Charles Gonzalez
Charles Gonzalez

To be fair is it really all necesary? Spinoof movies are coming out, those will clearly expand the universe. I honestly preffer a condensed universe than an "expanded" one. I wouldn't mind Star Wars being a bit more like LotR, which has all it's rules clearly defined and despite it dragging it clearly has focus. A lot of EU stuff was overtly silly, and just as fanfic-y as some say the new sequels are, if not more

Hudson Robinson
Hudson Robinson

yeah, just like how disney edited the quip in Empire where when Carrie Fischer says she loves him Han Solo quips "I know"

Leo Nguyen
Leo Nguyen

prequelfag
implying he's not a millennial

Josiah Powell
Josiah Powell

So misogynistic. That's actually surprising that Disney made that change, because they usually are on the progressive side of things.

Are you sure that wasn't edited in when Fox owned Star Wars?

Luke Lopez
Luke Lopez

You can at least get mad at the dumb and derivative shit in the ST. The PT are legitimately difficult to sit through. They are fucking boring. Unbelievably boring. The battles are boring for fucks sake.

As boring as the PT is, it's just as fascinating just how awful they are. It should be required study in any film-making course because those movies will teach you how to not to make a movie. They failed on every conceivable level; lore, narrative, thematically, in acting, cinematography, editing. RLM didn't even cover half of the things wrong with those movies

The most important thing though, is that those movies were boring.

Mason Rivera
Mason Rivera

Necessary for what? This kind of stuff is the reason some people love Star Wars. It's not a matter of things being good or not but of the quality they have. Even though the prequels are badly executed and inconsistent, Lucas' directorial style really isn't all that different in them in comparison to ANH or American Graffiti. ESB and RotJ are quite different and made by other people. The iconic twin suns shot is something that came right out of Lucas' soul. It's his doing.

Personally, I don't enjoy ANH as much as ESB or even RotJ, and I completely agree that LotR is a much better example of this. But that doesn't change what they are. Sure, you can get more world-building in spin-offs, but it's not the same. It's the difference between building on top of your house in the city and buying a small house in a huge plot of land. It's tacked on rather than a natural progression of what the films want to do.

Dominic Lee
Dominic Lee

Do you just have a raging hate-boner for anything that isn't your precious originals?

If Alex Jones can figure out the prequels lore/narrative/themes then so can you. Everything else is perfectly serviceable in support of the wider arc of Palpatine twisting the entire Senate into supporting fascism and ousting the Jedi.

Austin Smith
Austin Smith

(Not who you replied to)
Having a political or philosophical message is fine, it doesn't excuse poor execution of a film.

Oliver Evans
Oliver Evans

Godly
Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars
Good
Return of the Jedi
Ok
Rogue One
The Force Awakens
Revenge of the Sith
Bad
Attack of the Clones
The Last Jedi
The Phantom Menace

Easton Thomas
Easton Thomas

This I don't get though: what is so bad about the execution of the prequels that isn't present in the originals?

Luke Evans
Luke Evans

prequels were better, just it had worse acting. Turns out that even with george lucas in his hack phase, its still better to have lucas at the helm than the juden and the mouse

Michael Gray
Michael Gray

The prequels are subtle genius. And I believe they are more cannon than Disney

Jackson Gomez
Jackson Gomez

Spinoof movies are coming out, those will clearly expand the universe
this what I was hoping for but all they're doing with these is milking the OT

Jace Morris
Jace Morris

Bad dialogue, bad editing, bad camera work, overuse of special effects.

Jace Watson
Jace Watson

Godly
New Hope
Empire strikes back

Good
Return of the Jedi
The phantom menace

Okay
Attack of the clones

Bad
Revenge of the sith
Force awakens
Rogue one
Last Jedi

David Taylor
David Taylor

further proof that 90%~ of the spergs hating on TLJ are doing it for political reasons
I'm a liberal and I dislike TLJ because its an utter fucking mess of a movie. Literally everything doesn't work in cohesion.

Ethan Collins
Ethan Collins

I like how Luke Skywalker is a child predator now, just like his father before him

Joshua Lee
Joshua Lee

The originals were hardly Shakespeare, their dialogue was effective and consistent but nothing mind-blowing.

Are people really so bothered by lower-quality (yet still perfectly effective) technical details that they can't appreciate the increased ambition of the plot and the hugely more imaginative world building?

Or are all prequel haters just film snobs that don't actually care about the content of the film if the execution isn't 100% perfect? I'm more inclined to think they're just retards who don't want to turn their brain on when they watch a space opera.

Caleb Fisher
Caleb Fisher

pretty much.
I sat through VIII yesterday and every second I fucking regrettet that I was sober.
The movie was fucking terrible and I still can't fathom why shit like Luke milking some weird Manatee creature was in the film. That bugged me to no end.

Nolan Ross
Nolan Ross

the prequels were better than Force Awakens because that episode was just a soulless rehash. Haven't seen Last Jedi yet so i cant judge

William Smith
William Smith

their dialogue was effective and consistent but nothing mind-blowing
There's a bunch of memorable stuff from the OT. The "I am your father" line alone is one of the most iconic lines in cinema, and it's not because it's amazing language but because it comes out at the right place and time. This can't be said for the prequels, they're simply not put together well.

the increased ambition of the plot
The problem is that it's very inconsistent even though it clearly had an idea behind it. Although there's an intentional change of tone, it's just too much to have podracing and child murder in the same anthology of films. Even in one film you've got tone clashes like the political dialogue in TPM. Lucas really needed someone to reel him in.

Jackson Bennett
Jackson Bennett

too PALE, STALE AND MALE

Josiah Harris
Josiah Harris

Fuck, the prequels were packed with plot and motivation. The new shit has nothing

Lucas Wright
Lucas Wright

hate to say it but i just realized..
there was no point to have sequels after rotj
the story finished i don't know what i was expecting..

Cameron Lee
Cameron Lee

The prequels made characters actually build up to the ones in the original. The new ones took old characters and took a shit all over them.

Josiah Perez
Josiah Perez

To be honest, I don't mind the political tone of the prequels. I mean it's a fucking massive war with manipulation from Palpatine to transform the whole fucking Galactic Republic into the Empire. It's just Lucas cannot write for shit and you have Anakin talking about being literal Hitler while flirting with Padme

Jace Rogers
Jace Rogers

The prequels are trash. Sup Forums loves to be contrarian and hates anything popular.

Angel Walker
Angel Walker

Nope. III is Star Kino and I had the best lightsaber duel in the series.

Evan Williams
Evan Williams

I've been saying this since TFA was announced. The ROTJ was the ultimate ending to the Skywalker storyline and star wars universe is nothing but Skywalker Jedi story. Whatever else they do is empty void

Ryan Torres
Ryan Torres

I have the same opinion, y'know. The role of the Jedi in the Republic is fascinating and could have been a lot more. Star Wars in general could have been a lot more.

Adam Reed
Adam Reed

Rouge 1
7/10

Clone Wars
1/10

I'm giving 1 (You) to fuck off and never come back

Jordan Brown
Jordan Brown

"I am your father" is the kind of lightning you can't catch in a bottle. I think between "You were the chosen one!" and all of Palpatine's memery, the prequels did a pretty good job of being memorable.

Reminder also that ROTJ has attempted fratricide and an Ewok party within minutes of each other. Arguably the prequels are more consistent with each one getting progressively darker.

Landon Wilson
Landon Wilson

That's like saying Jar Jar and Sleazebaggano were the only characters in the prequels.

Michael Hernandez
Michael Hernandez

You fool, clearly everything is canon except for the original trilogy

Dominic Bailey
Dominic Bailey

Ewoks
user...

Daniel Fisher
Daniel Fisher

This but unironically.

Robert Diaz
Robert Diaz

Episode 1 & 2 are fucking garbage but 3 is legit one of the best SW movies out there.

Noah Sanders
Noah Sanders

You remembered that the The Clone Wars movie exists. I'll give you that.

Josiah Fisher
Josiah Fisher

If anyone wants something like what that pic purports the prequels to be, they should read pic related, because it's precisely that.

William Mitchell
William Mitchell

OT >>> PT >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> nu-Wars

Benjamin Bell
Benjamin Bell

You can keep saying it and it still won't be true.

The prequels aren't even technically movies.

Jackson Evans
Jackson Evans

The prequels aren't even technically movies.

Liam Watson
Liam Watson

social engineering agenda
that's a strange word for "things I don't like"

Christopher Williams
Christopher Williams

You can like products and acknowledge their intent or some content are things whose intention are disagreeable if not downright creepy. Especially with how over-saturated media has become with seemingly the same opinions.

For example NITW was a comfy indieshit-vidya IMO, doesn't mean I'm gonna ignore how its creator let a literal Communist/Antifa-supporter co-write it.

Michael Flores
Michael Flores

Anakin Skywalker is just like me.

Extremely powerful and talented yet things just keep going wrong just because people treat him unfairly and unlucky circumstances

Jayden Gutierrez
Jayden Gutierrez

Best explanation of the first 3 films in under 3 minutes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKm4ueVuxpY

Connor Jones
Connor Jones

The prequels had some really good shots too, like the twin sunset. Not as iconic, but I'm sure that people who grew up with them can remember a few with fond enough memories. Prequels aren't great but I still watch them sometimes, because they give a good feeling of a living enough world.

Bentley Young
Bentley Young

I wouldn't say "alt-right", more like "whiny EUfag pissbabies that hate things that are new"

Cameron Walker
Cameron Walker

embarrassing post

Jaxon Turner
Jaxon Turner

I'm terrified at how much I'm unironically trusting Alex fucking Jones more than most MSM news-sites, and I say this while knowing he intentionally acts/exaggerates just to sell prepper-shit.

Cooper Hall
Cooper Hall

prequels are fucking good

Levi Lopez
Levi Lopez

chinese basketweaving board

Only the typical uncreative, rigid-brained conservatard thinks this joke (and its variations) is anywhere near funny. Stop it already.

Oliver Ward
Oliver Ward

you really wouldn't prefer to eat normal shit rather than shit with nuts in it???

Levi Johnson
Levi Johnson

The bullshit in this last film was comparable to the prequels.
Anyone deflecting with "MUH PREQUELFAGS" is delusional. I can't wait to see how bad the next movie is.

Jack Gray
Jack Gray

You mean like when Disney declared the EU not canon and butchered the OT?

Anthony Jones
Anthony Jones

The rise and fall of the confederate government.
I'm intrigued.
Why that book?

Sebastian Ward
Sebastian Ward

Imagine shoving political bullshit into every aspect of life and then screaming about some boogeyman like a schizophrenic when someone tells you to fuck off.

Josiah Reyes
Josiah Reyes

Yes, these are the right scores.
The guys who pretend to like the prequels are obviously nostalgia fueled or trolls.

Jacob Fisher
Jacob Fisher

Yeah, you're wrong... New movie is bad but not prequels bad

Levi Wilson
Levi Wilson

This is the first ranking that I 100% agree with. TPM is an underated masterpiece that's every bit the same mix of fantastic and flawed that VI was.

And yeah, Disney wars aren't canon

Gavin Rogers
Gavin Rogers

https://youtu.be/2tLf1JO5bvE

I DON'T LIKE SAND....

Connor Edwards
Connor Edwards

Yeah, you're wrong.

Leo Anderson
Leo Anderson

State of you

Xavier Reyes
Xavier Reyes

4 > 5 > 3 > 6 = 7 > 1 > R1 > 2

Prove me wrong.

Parker Butler
Parker Butler

Name one thing in the sequel trilogy cooler than
Darth Maul
Qui Gon
young Ben
twinblade lightsaber
trade federation ships
Jedi temple
Coruscant
Jango
Mustafar
Sheev
any scene with Sheev
Mace Windu and his purple lightsaber

The list goes on. The PT is held back by clunky dialogue, too much CGI, and gungans. I still loved the prequels when they came out. Was never a hater. There's so many good things in them.
ST is entirely forgettable or only memorable for the wrong reasons.

Evan Kelly
Evan Kelly

Under Lucas SW still had a soul, it was memorable.

Daniel Robinson
Daniel Robinson

Poe Dameron is the only thing I can think of, to be honest.

Dominic Robinson
Dominic Robinson

he created most of the content. what are you smoking?

Joshua Gomez
Joshua Gomez

Disney Wars
Endless quips that ruin serious scenes
Forgettable music, don't even pretend you remember a single note of this drivel
Forgettable dialogue other than Han Solo's IT'S TRUE ALL OF IT, meant to mock stupid shit in the films
Setups everywhere with no payoff
Doesn't even attempt to explain why there's a war (the main plot) or why the war is important, with one side literally having only 400 unwashed idiots fighting for it
Made by soulless execs that only wanted to carefully craft a corporate product for maximum nerdcash

Prequels
Includes comedic moments that aren't intrusive
Several unforgettable masterpieces in the soundtrack
EXTREMELY memorable and quotable dialogue
Focuses on the story that it tries to tell (the corruption that lead to the empire) and ties everything up neatly
Actually makes the clone wars seem like a huge deal affecting the galaxy
Made out of pure passion by good ol' George

You know it's true

Chase Edwards
Chase Edwards

prequels were kino, originals were great, nu wars is subversive shit

t.patrician

Evan Ramirez
Evan Ramirez

Godly
Revenge of the sith
attack of the clones
a new hope

Good
The empire strikes back
The phantom menace

Okay
Return of the jedi

Bad
Force awakens
Rogue one
Last Jedi

Bentley Brown
Bentley Brown

you mean patricide dumb dumb

Josiah Torres
Josiah Torres

I'd put TESB above ANH and TFA below RotS but other than that I'm with you.

Gavin Price
Gavin Price

i guess dragon ball gt is canon too then

Camden Hernandez
Camden Hernandez

it had more original ideas and interesting characters.
droids
clones
the rolly polly droideka
those beige tanks that made those cool sounds
darth maul was iconic. when he revelas his dual blade sabre that was a cool moment.
there was nothing iconic in the new films.

Nathaniel Bailey
Nathaniel Bailey

This. So much this.

Isaac Carter
Isaac Carter

don't forget obi wan, count dooku and to a lesser extent mace windu

Asher Ramirez
Asher Ramirez

beige tank shoots the shield bubble
PWHOOO!
sonic charges
hehehhhheheh
GETIM DAD!
BWONGGGGG!!!!

Carter Nguyen
Carter Nguyen

V>IV=VI=II=III=VIII>VII=I>RO

8 Was pretty good

Sebastian Smith
Sebastian Smith

We really need one of those comfy Pepe offering his hand to the brighter side images for the New Pro Prequel Paradigm.

Carson Taylor
Carson Taylor

2 that high
jesus

Alexander Garcia
Alexander Garcia

You start appreciating things only after you something to compare them with. So, in comparison to ep. 7/8 ep. 1/2/3 are quite decent films( i would rate them 6/5/6.5). But at the time i watched them I didn't have any real sense of appreciation for them, which concludes that we live in peak degeneracy and incompetence times.

Owen Diaz
Owen Diaz

tfw we'll never see droids/clones again despite the fact that they make much more sense than in the sci-fi setting than a regular army and are way cooler than anything from the Rebellion or Empire

Nicholas Rogers
Nicholas Rogers

Episode I wasn't even that bad.

Luis Jones
Luis Jones

anyone who truly hates the prequel and hold the original trilogy is very high regards is honestly a retard. The prequels are childish but somewhat entertaining, there are definitely weak points, specifically the second movie is particularly slow. However the original trilogy, despite being better in certain regards, has also more than its load of stupid shit. Episode IV is so cheesy you don't know if you're supposed to take it seriously or not. But it's fine, it stimulates the imagination f young boys just like the prequels do.

Hunter Thompson
Hunter Thompson

Episode IV is also slow as all hell. And Luke being the secret son of a Jedi and the best pilot around that gets the perfect soht on the Death Star is kind of overblown. Obi-Wan also dies for no good reason.

Liam Jones
Liam Jones

tfw no more aggressive negotiations

Blake Thomas
Blake Thomas

2 is the the kino of the prequels. Brainlets will miss the gems though.

Parker Scott
Parker Scott

i hate you

Charles Reyes
Charles Reyes

Seriously, RLM shat on the Trade Federation for being ridiculous and ineffective when that was pretty much the point. The were supposed to be some dumb merchants manipulated by Sheev.

Christian White
Christian White

the prequels are poorly made films from the basic, mechanical aspects of filmmaking. Sterile camerawork, bad editing, overuse of green and blue screen because George didn't want to build sets etc

TLJ might trigger your autism because it doesn't align with your headcanon of what the Force is but it's objectively the prettiest and best shot film of the series

Christopher Kelly
Christopher Kelly

RLM are fucking retards

Brody Evans
Brody Evans

IV is a perfect movie. It's the quintessential fantasy of a nobody being plucked from obscurity and thrust into an adventure where he becomes a hero, rescues the princess and saves the galaxy.
There are no plot-holes, no terrible CGI, no bad or pointless characters, and it's not a sequel and cannot let down anything that came before it.

The worst you could possibly say of IV (reasonably and realistically) is that it doesn't have the most amazing actors in it. Other than that, it perfectly accomplishes everything it sets out to do.

This isn't to say that I hate the prequels (I don't) but to say that "you don't know if you're supposed to take it seriously or not" is silly. It's a fairy-tale, and it's a fucking good one.

Julian Baker
Julian Baker

It's the quintessential fantasy
So it succeeds at being totally bland?

"you don't know if you're supposed to take it seriously or not" is silly. It's a fairy-tale
So turn off your brain then.

Lucas Peterson
Lucas Peterson

This is an good opinion, great for Sup Forums standards. If you live near Rotterdam, I'd buy you a beer.
Here is the gold standard of opinions:
10/10
No entire movie fits here, only a select few moments. Including but not limited to:
Duel of the fates, twin suns, imperial march, jedi steps and title crawl soundtracks
Twin suns scene in Tatooine (ANH)
Literally every second Yoda is on screen in ESB
Luke vs Vader Bespin duel
Luke vs Vader in DS2 after the "NEVER"
Rogue one from the moment they print out the gold floppy disk until the credits start
Literally any scene that took place in Michael Skellig in the last 2 movies
9/10
Empire strikes back
8/10
A new hope
7/10
The force awakens
6/10
The last jedi. It's good points are great, the super Leia part and the Rose/Finn subplot suck donkey ass
5/10
Return of the Jedi. It's completepy overrated. Jabba's palace arc sucks, Han sucks, Endor arc sucks, the Ewoks suck, the emperor taunting Luke just to remind him he is a good boy and should not turn sucks, Vader's redemption sucks because the emperor just told Luke to kill him, so it would be nonsensical for him to stay with the emperor and his turn to Luke's side can be viewed as self preservation instinct and not love, and also Leia being Luke's sister fucking sucks. If it came out today it would have been ripped to shreds.
4/10
3/10
The phantom menace and revenge of the sith. They are just bad. Seriously. Name one scene you think is bad in the last jedi or the force awakens and I'll find two scenes from those movies that are worse. Inb4 96's kids say "muh worldbuilding and new and exciting alien races!!1!!1", no, that's not what worldbuilding is
2/10
1/10
Attack of the clones only has one scene that I like, the one with Kenobi and the death sticks. It is irredeemably bad and unwatchable. Any scene or character you try to pull out and present as good will be considered shitposting and you won't get a (You).

Landon Roberts
Landon Roberts

look, I'm not autistic enough to fight you about all this shit, I like fairytales and I think most people who kept a bit of their child personality do. I'll never blame anyone for liking episode IV or whatever, but let's not pretend it's some kind of masterpiece, you could say the exact same thing about the lion king, about dragon ball, etc.. For as long as there have been fairy tales, there have been children who have enjoyed them and some of them carried them as a precious memory for their entire lives. Now do you honestly thing that children from the 90's era hated the phantom menace ? hell no, some disliked it and some loved and still love it to this day. Just because it's not as archetypal as episode IV's structure doesn't mean it didn't make children dream.

Luke Gonzalez
Luke Gonzalez

Absolute this, I already bought 8 tickets for TLJ 1 for each episode I LOVED IT!

Cooper Cox
Cooper Cox

I forgot to add Rogue One around the 5/10 mark. Probably something to do with how forgettable it is save for the last few minutes.

Andrew James
Andrew James

the absolute state of what SW has become

Carson Gonzalez
Carson Gonzalez

You're wrong.

Lincoln Lopez
Lincoln Lopez

Couldnt of put it any better. Despite pretty bad acting by Anakin and some questionable moments, Episode I, II and III are far superior then any other. And while that is not a popular opinion, there is absolutely nothing anyone can do to prove me wrong.

Caleb Cooper
Caleb Cooper

/tv/thread/91698828#p91698828
/tv/thread/91698828#p91698828

Bentley Hughes
Bentley Hughes

5>4>6>3>=7>1>R1>8<=2

Oliver Ortiz
Oliver Ortiz

They're more sloppily written, but they have their own distinct visual and narrative identity while still having enough fealty to the OT to make you believe they exist in the same universe.

TFA and TLJ just crib on the OT wholesale and everything from the tech to the people using it feel like lazily conceived OC DONUT STEELs

To whit, given more technology and money, Lucas went bananas with new worlds, aliens, and machinery. Abrams and pals just decided to do more of the same with a lot of YAAS QUEEN thrown into the mix.

Luis Carter
Luis Carter

RotS is baaaaaaaadd

I hate this meme, absolute dogshit tier taste:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hoXNXSpmng

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_YozYt8l-g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx52--WmLQs

These scenes alone, are MILES above anything Disney has made. RotS is EONS better than any of the sequel shit funded by the Mouse.

having the gall to place Rehash Awakens and The Last JUST over any Lucas film. Having the gall to place them over any OT film.
Absolutely neck yourself shill.

Easton Stewart
Easton Stewart

The chanbara battle with Snoke's guards and Holdo's warp attack are cooler then anything the the prequels, because they had actual character moments to back them up.

Everyone jerks off the worldbuilding in the PT but I don't fucking care, I'm not here to read your Player's manual for how your universe works. I;m here to watch a story about characters, and outside of Obi-Wan, Palpatine and Padme in TPM every character in the PT makes me want to eat glass whenever they open their mouths.

I really can't think of a worse cast of character sin a major blockbuster series then the PT, outside of maybe the Transformers films. Lucas inability to write anything approaching meaningful dialogue and direct anyone who isn't already a fucking master of the form totally hamstrings any of his themes from mattering.

I still have no idea how he got such good performances out of Hamill and Fisher in ANH. Did he literally forget how direction works in the intervening decades?

Benjamin Long
Benjamin Long

Yep. I said it since I saw TFA.

Basically, the prequels are still lacking, it's just that TFA is that much worse.

Alexander Brown
Alexander Brown

Now post Obi-Wan on the space iguana, any scene with General Grevious and Yoda fighting Palpatine.

b-but the bad scenes don't count!

And people like to wax poetic about the opening battle, but they forget how as soon as Anakin and Obi-Wan get in the flagship it's basically ten minutes of the least funny quips ever written in a movie one after another, topped off with another embarrassing fight scene with Dooku and ending on "Funny reaction shots while we crash: the scene."

For all the talk of le evil Disney quips George certainly had no issue stuffing his movies with terrible, awful jokes that never ended.

Luke Torres
Luke Torres

Nah, I hate that they come off as an incessant remix of the OT, made by people who think of Star Wars as a theme part ride where I'm always anticipating the next big surprise. The part where Chewie flies the Falcon into those crystal caverns and it looks just like the Second Death Star superstructure was just too much.

Ayden Morris
Ayden Morris

Scene 1
Beautifully shot but little weight behind it
Scene 2
Wow one great scene in about 7 hours of movie material, than must mean the prequels are good collectively
Scene 3
Literally who cares except bookfags and comicfags
Beautifully shot, amazing acting by Ian McDarmid, meh content

Let me speak in your language, cherrypicker

Wow, rots is great!
https://youtu.be/3tav3bI4M6I
https://youtu.be/rEq1Z0bjdwc
https://youtu.be/bC_Ls2JVNtM

Cameron Reed
Cameron Reed

b-but George
The best of RotS is way better than the best of Disneyshit. The worst of RotS, is nowhere near as bad as SuperLeia, Mega Death Star, or Rey attacking Luke.

Prequels also tell a much better, more interesting story that ties nicely into the OT.

Sequels, so far haven't told ANY meaningful story. Stuff happens, but the characters don't develop, and the plot doesn't progress.

Zachary Perez
Zachary Perez

Follow up to
These scenes alone, are MILES above anything Disney has made. RotS is EONS better than any of the sequel shit funded by the Mouse.
Being this angry that capitalism exists and governs creative media

Anyway, take those scenes and shut up
https://youtu.be/j3XZiJyePEI
https://youtu.be/UinaxxXXt40
https://youtu.be/6nXGNvZbxLw
https://youtu.be/leS8YXKJkKY

Robert Hughes
Robert Hughes

Prequels also tell a much better, more interesting story that ties nicely into the OT.
I know, right? https://youtu.be/WzDV-WiMcrI
(There is no proof? https://youtu.be/g4hvUvBmoaA)
Sequels, so far haven't told ANY meaningful story.
Why are you posting if you haven't watched either movie?
Stuff happens, but the characters don't develop
Why are you posting if you haven't watched either movie?
and the plot doesn't progress.
Why are you posting if you haven't watched either movie?

Hunter Murphy
Hunter Murphy

First Scene
not particularly impacting considering it wasn't earned at all, nor was the significance of it ever learned, nor does it lead into anything meaningful for 8
Second scene
Rouge One is a sequel film
Fucking retard. I didn't watch the film, nor did I watch your shitty clip.
Third Scene
le epic slo mo Matrix Light Saber duel
he was a hologram all along, WHATATWEEST!!
Yeah, no son. The duel on Mustafar shits all over this shitty scene.
Fourth scene
You can't be serious.

Combine this with the fact that you said Padme's Rumination carried little weight, and argued that adding mythos to a fantasy is bad, it's clear you're not only you a Disney shill, but you're also a brainlet who doesn't know good storytelling, and likes prefers bombastic visual effects over anything with substance or emotional resonance.

Your biggest complaints about RotS boiled down to, "REEEEE the dialogue is bad!!" When the dialogue is bad in ALL SW films.

Meanwhile in the sequel trilogy:
Rey is a Mary Sue who's inexplicably good at everything
Snoke is never explained
FO is never explained
megadeath star out of nowhere because nostalgia
beloved characters are killed off in unsatisfying ways
none of the new characters are ever developed
Snoke is pointless
Phasma is wasted
Rey can use Jedi mind tricks becauuuuuuuse, REASONS
Rey read Kylo's mind becauuuuuuse....
Rey beat Kylo in combat twice without training becauuuuuse
entering a Planet's atmosphere from hyperspace
cont.

Joshua Williams
Joshua Williams

The guy is a fucking paranoid, but you do have to admit he did nail this one. It figures a conspiracy theorist would break it down like this. This time line....

Josiah Clark
Josiah Clark

cont.

an entire solar system getting blown up is visible through the naked eye
Ren is a shitty villain
Poe lived becaaaauuuse
Finn's plotline is pointless, and wasted potential
Female Yoda has Anakin's lightsaber becauuuuse??
none of the plot makes sense
nothing is ever explained
How is the First Order more powerful than a republic that beat the Empire?
Jedi are supposed to contain their emotions, yet Rey attacks Luke, and is still heralded as a paragon of good
Yoda blows up the Jedi archives, because "Rey has all the knowledge she needs."
Hologram Luke is stupid
why did Luke go into hiding, and if he didn't wanna be found, why did he leave a map behind?
why did they need two parts to the map if only one was needed?
why did the first order even wanna find Luke if he was just jacking off on an island?
super Leia
how did she even get back on that ship, ehen opening that door would clearly create another vacuum, killing everyone else.

I could go on and on, but you get the point. These movies have more holes than Swiss cheese, at least the orequels made sense.

seriously, how much does Disney pay you?

James Morales
James Morales

nice try mickey mouse

Daniel Collins
Daniel Collins

Does anyone else feel like the prequels are "worse" films but still feel like Star Wars at least?

These new films are "better" but for some reason they don't feel like they're Star Wars

Owen Cox
Owen Cox

based space braps

Noah Hernandez
Noah Hernandez

The last Jedi
6/10

Find your cheese somewhere else, mouse

Nathan Davis
Nathan Davis

TPM is an underated (sic) masterpiece
you must be 18 years old to post here

Easton Perez
Easton Perez

At least the prequels gave us Darth Maul

Samuel Powell
Samuel Powell

disneyfags eternally BTFO

Asher Ross
Asher Ross

yeah man that character was so well written and interesting. he's my second favourite character - my favourite being boba fett :D

Nathan Reyes
Nathan Reyes

Prequels are worse in the moment, better the more you think about them

Sequels are better in the moment, worse the more you think about them.

Nathan Moore
Nathan Moore

Am I autistic? I literally never had a problem with Anakin's or anyone in the prequels acting, namely III because I viewed it as a shakespearian play. Where words are over exaggerated and the scenery makes up for the simple lines.

Asher Jenkins
Asher Jenkins

nah, as much as I didn't care for TLJ it's still better than the prequels

maybe Revenge of the Sith is close in quality

Landon Jackson
Landon Jackson

Is that supposed to be ironic? Star Wars would be vanilla as fuck without characters like Boba Fett and you know it, if you want serious MATURE sci-fi go watch Star Trek or something

Juan Rodriguez
Juan Rodriguez

Is it weird that I want to watch Rogue One again just for Mads?

Cameron Nguyen
Cameron Nguyen

you'll just be disappointed again about how wasted Mads is

Hudson Mitchell
Hudson Mitchell

It's funny because Kylo Ren is a far better character than Maul, Fett, and Grievous combined, but the contrarians here would never admit it.

Connor Scott
Connor Scott

Chewie hath no medal

Nathan Watson
Nathan Watson

Kylo is the only positive from NuWars

Adam Watson
Adam Watson

Would you consider TCW canon? I really like the series but some of it retcons hard and the movie, in particular, is shite.

Hunter Ramirez
Hunter Ramirez

I agree with this ranking, in fact I'm pretty sure I've posted the same one myself previously.

Episode 1 has enough highs to make up for the lows but 2 is insufferable. The lack of chemistry between Natalie and Hayden is way more painful to watch that Jar Jar's slapstick. I used to think of 6 as one of the three classics from my childhood, but rewatching it recently it felt surprisingly boring.

I still appreciated the ending of Episode 6, which makes it really hard to consider the new movies canon. Suddenly all the heroes have made all these huge mistakes off-screen and now they're all miserable and dying pathetic deaths one by one because of that.

Nathaniel Brown
Nathaniel Brown

first fap best fap?

Hudson Powell
Hudson Powell

I guess all style with no substance is more appealing than some substance with no style. What is Vader when you take away the helmet, cape and creepy breathing? Sure he has a moment of redemption, but that probably isn’t what drew you into this universe as a child. Star Wars is supposed to be fun.

Jack Gomez
Jack Gomez

That is not a quip, that is a genious one-liner that builds the character of Han Solo. The sequel quips are almost out of character.

Charles Garcia
Charles Garcia

Sterile camerawork

Sterile camerawork > snap zooms and shaky cam

Asher Watson
Asher Watson

they were just pretending to be retarded

Carson Campbell
Carson Campbell

The prequels were just trash, but at least it was kind of memorable and heart-felt trash. Nu-Wars is like the mutant monstrosity that spawned inside of the bottom of the trash can and is coming to kill you and your family. It doesn't even have heart, and it sure as fuck isn't memorable in any real way.

The prequels at least had some kind of substance, however retarded and terrible it might have been. At worst, usually, laughable and funny.

The Sequels don't even have that. They're just... empty. There's nothing there. And that's far, far worse. The Sequels are what really killed Star Wars for good, and it's never coming back now.

Dominic King
Dominic King

that image

[duel of the fates starts playing]

Jackson Thomas
Jackson Thomas

qui gon Jin and (as fun as it is to hate on him) Jar Jar - and even Anakin... and also Obi Wan... and Count Duku... that blue bumblebee faggot that sold Anakin the pod cart

Nu Wars? I don't remember a single fucking second of any of it. It's like I never even watched them.

Xavier Hernandez
Xavier Hernandez

Numbering shit

Just fucking stop

Grayson Hill
Grayson Hill

/thread

Hudson Hall
Hudson Hall

Filthy sand nigger massacre
Jango faces a Jedi Master in one on one combat
Stadium beast fight
Tons of Jedi out of nowhere
Obi-Wan/Anakin/Yoda/Dooku fight.

The last half was based as shit. First half was slow and pretty cringey though.

Andrew Howard
Andrew Howard

So they started to hate it in advance, before this shit got popular?

Kevin Jenkins
Kevin Jenkins

You are wrong, yes

Jonathan Rodriguez
Jonathan Rodriguez

Fuck off nigger

Grayson Gutierrez
Grayson Gutierrez

Rogue 1 was such a boring cringe fest

Logan Barnes
Logan Barnes

Yeah the visuals, sound, and score were amazing in TLJ. It's the best star wars film made on a superficial level at least.

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