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>stop eating meat

Porgs are garbage

#crystalcritters4lyfe

Crystal critters are better, cool looking and they actually served a purpose in the film. One of the few things that Last Jedi did right.

porgs own bi0tch

I can't be the only one who wants to empty his balls in that mouth

Objectively superior

No you aren't.

It looks like a pug, or at least some animal that's in constant pain
Why do women love these?

Weird how the most annoying part of the film's marketing is the least annoying part of the film itself.

It's just a fuckin fox or a wolf with crystals for fur you goddamned idiots.
Also fuck porgs.
And jews.

>$59.99

Yeah.

Damn, I just want to put MY DICK in that mouth

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PREEEEEAAA
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>Never. I'll never turn to the dark side. You failed your highness. I'm a Jedi like my father before me.

>When foxes are fed bath salts for generations.

Who comes up with this shit?

People who grew up with Pokémon. None of these creatures looks like they belong in SW.

Only good part of the movie

How was rose able to pilot a ship at the end?

In nu wars everyone just can

Good things about the movie: porgs, Oscar Isaac
Bad things: le funny jokes, interracial romance out of nowhere, le topical warlord/slave planet, all the illogical space shit

GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!
PORG-EMON

you have shit taste.

When the flatiron joke happened, I wanted to walk out. I couldn't however. all the energy left my body and I couldn't walk for a good solid hour. The movie has defeated and proper gutted me..

More importantly

Hahahaha please kill me

How do bombs fall straight down when there's no gravity in space? Wtf?

large eyes make it look like a baby
same reason manchildren like anime

I kind of want this for "muh irony."

irony is malo