Posting on Sup Forums

>posting on Sup Forums
>mom: "what are you doing?"
>"hanging out with my friends"

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this post is comfy

im snug

>implying you arent a bot

Call her user, show her this

Finally a comfy thread.
Also: has anyone watched hannekes kafka film? Its brilliant.

I like to imagine that Pepe is watching a fireplace vid.

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>comfy thread
not during my watch

how is this guy not in prison yet?

Last night's "Did I ever tell you about Snoke?" was the comfiest thread I've ever seen on Sup Forums

that's the only shadman comic I actually like, mom/daughter is the hottest shit in the world

>implying you pieces of human garbage aren't my mates
I would unironically give my life for every dumbass asshole posting here, you're the closest I have to a friend

>white """"people""""

Gross. I thought that was a man.
Hot. White women are awful.

My mom died 2 months ago
All my friends are married and far away or too fucking busy
My girlfriend (current Ex-Girlfriend) broke with this week, she blocked me from whatsapp, no facebook, cause she's fucking lazy to do that there, don't matter anyway.
Unemployed since 3 months, got enough money to survive til february for bills, food and gasoline to get a new job.
Not enough money for fun this year.

What else could I be doing right now fellas??

true. TDF is another kino artist of the genre

Time to get REAL snug. Real cozy.

>Not enough money for fun this year.
Really? You can't drink 7 dollar bottles of vodka at the end of each week?

>tfw it's gonna be another spending Christmas Day on Sup Forums episode

Damn user, I would recommend brushing up on Teddy Roosevelt and learn how obstacles in life can turn you superhuman if you face them with courage.

I'm not your fucking friend, buddo

>OOOOH THE WEATHER OUTSIDE IS FRIGHTFUL

>come get comfy with us, user!

>BUT THE FIRE IS SHO DELIGHTFUL

>OH THE WORLD OUTSIDE IS SPITEFUL

Post comfy Christmas Eve movies.
>Die Hard

>MAGA
Fucking hell, cumskin, go back to your nazi board, faggot >Inb4 cuck lolololol nu-male soyboy xDDD
Fuck off and die, scum.

Me too user, me too.

2>>>>>>>

get lost roasties

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>shadman

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sure sis, but i aint fucking you this time.

good vodka here in Bogota is way expensive to afford that, I drink a couple of drinks when I'm bored, and sometimes some "aguardiente" or whisky, depends how many mates we are.

ah man, thanks for your kind words, is ok, life is shit and unfair, I'm not doing that bad compared with other fags and pussies, the only thing that bothers me is the job thing, fuck I'm so bored but I need to got a real job.

Also Theodore Roosevelt was Alpha as fuck, the tale of the bullet in the middle of one campaign speech was wow, but personally I don't have figures to admire, but respect historic world personalities as Roosebelt, Sagan and Trotsky. Those are almost model to go on with my life.

I forgot to mention that I'm 29 and software developer.

>shad

I hate this place but I cant leave

Fools! Leave before its too late

same
you fuckers manage to make me laugh every single day

there is no such thing as "good vodka" lol it's all the same except for what it's made from.

it's bloody cold outside anons

It's bloody hot outside in san diego, not Christmas-y at all

dude, there's always shitty drinks that some bastard is trying to sell as diamond, if you fall in that and spend a couple of hundred bucks is your problem, personally, I don't like vodka, is ok for some meetings, but I like more a couple of beers once in a while.

>tfw this is the scene in New England
It doesn't get comfier

This is a Shadman thread now

I hope you all have a great day

life is shit right now, college is fucking hard, have literally no friends and can only post from a 2010 phone from my shit flat, currently huddled up in blankets

but this dumb board always makes me laugh and helps me out, thanks for that i guess

I'm in San Diego and it's chilly in my room. I'm in bed under the covers with two cats snuggled around my laptop. Max comfy

i call dibs on second to the right

i never feel bad for anons who whine about being alone in le college or le uni

at least you got to go

fucking minus 2 in england. i hate the cold

I'm already dating second to the left

Gremlins 1 & 2

comfy up until this buttwhipe did what he did

Don't fall for the college Jew if you aren't passionate about it. There's always time to change course.

You too bro

>tfw not looking forward to Christmas Day because I know Sup Forums will be really slow

Imagine being either an ironycel or a butthurt shitskin

He is a bad friend

>being this much of a liberal shit colored person
lol

>SINCE WE'VE GOT NO PLACE TO GO

that's when the best posting happens tho because all lone anons will gather and we'll tell stories and drink warm chocolate and be merry and kind.

>tfw hear "HOLLYDAYS ARE COMING HOLLYDAYS ARE COMING"

> visit dad over summer
> visit dad again over christmas
> can barely watch tv from the couch anymore
Hold me Sup Forumsros, I don't wanna be vision impaired

:)
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Love you guys.

>posting on Sup Forums
>mom sees screen
>ALEX WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ON YOUR SCREEN

comfy

Looking forward to this tbqh

my fucking dick...

>tfw havent been comfy in ages

>tfw i have no parents or loved ones so the only people i'll talk to on xmas day are random anons

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>here's your christmas present

never 4get that we love you though

one of those pics that makes me laugh every time

Sup Forums best board

Even /lgbt/ is less reddit

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British news is best news.

Apu is so cuuute~

I don't even

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god damn street rat

fokin 'ell...

that would be a perfect start for a feet humiliation joi

Is pepe ripped?

>feet joi with 5 women
heaven

>not DMing the guy first instead of public tweeting about it

>celsius

do you expect the facebook/twitter generation to keep anything private

I don't have any friends. I don't care that much for SNL but I'm here every Saturday that they do a show. I'm here for the live thread. I consider the posters in that thread to be my only friends. I even like the tripfags. When SNL goes off for the summer I legitimately get sad and miss everyone.

Hey I'm in SNL threads sometimes too.
What do you think about this cast? I'm honestly not that crazy about them, Weekend Update is at least consistent but all the new kids are legit bad, especially Luke Null.

>tfw my family is shrinking slowly too because father died 6 years ago, and I'm a fucking incel who does not renew the family in any way, so we'll be only 3 at xmas

Can confirm, absolute wholesome posting.
On New Years Eve too, makes me forget the fact that I haven't actually been anywhere else but in my room on New Years Eve for the last 6 years or so.

Thank you my frens

>"hanging out with my friends"
Merry Christmas, user!

snuggy snug