So I against my better judgement and due to being a fan of Star Wars for the last 30 years I went to see TLJ hoping Sup Forums was wrong this time. It turned out Sup Forums was not only right, but it is even worse then they said.
The non-cultural marxist issues: - no character information or depth/development for anyone except Kylo. Nothing is known about Snoke and Rey is still a Mary Suewalker. - endless action and no talking, we must not let the 'tards with short attention spans be bored by dialogue - Luke was absolutely butchered and was Luke only by name, literally a different character (confirmed by Hamil himself who said the director did not allow him to act they way he thought would be Luke-like) - the Force, Yoda, ships and hyperspace mechanics were all butchered. It's like the writers have read no SW lore. Ships have hyperspace shields that prevent kamikaze attacks and Yoda would never burn books. - Leia is Superman
The cultural marxist issues: - all villains are white men, no exceptions, and they act like they are in Space Balls, caricatures - all heroes and all pilots!!! are 50% women and 50% niggers/spics/chinks - fat acceptance and pandering to China with the fat chink female sidekick - fuck rich people they all have blood on their hands!!! in the casino speech
..but by far the worst offender is the purple haired feminist admiral (pic related). Her EVERY SINGLE LINE is one of the following:
- fuck men - fuck DRUMPF - we are the #resistance!!! go to the street, kick out Trump and restore the US Republic
She was out of place to an extent that took you out of the movie. Like a different movie unrelated to SW was spliced in.
Can't we have space adventures without heavy-handed political commentary? The OT and prequels had none of that crap. This director will also make Episode X - XII. Fuck me.
Brandon Walker
It really is the worst Star Wars movie.
Michael Lewis
The longer I think about it the more inconsitencies and plot holes I keep on finding. It's truly amazing what kind of failure that movie turned out to be from s story centric perspective.
Parker Russell
definitely the worst since Disney took over
II'd prolly go TFA > Rogue > TLJ and I did not like TFA, it was just meh
Ryder Johnson
>>Sup Forums
Grayson King
yeah what of it? they seem to be right once again
Lincoln Hill
fucking roasties all you know is to screech Sup Forums choke on your period blood already
Robert Rodriguez
They're not wrong though.
They'll stop calling things Sup Forums when Sup Forums stops calling everything and everyone some kind of direct attack on their race/gender/whatever.
Noah Flores
How was this not a blatant attack on western masculinity? Did you not read those ridiculous fucking articles in OP's pic?
You think people enjoy saying Sup Forums was right about anything?
Jaxon Cook
I love Kylo.
Benjamin Myers
He was unironically the best part of the movie thanks to the actor. The only one that received any char development.
Henry Carter
yup. pol doesnt seem to get that normal/healthy people with actualy lives see them as fucking rejects
Colton Rodriguez
It's a meaningless article written by idiots, only popularised by the people to stupid to ignore it.
Jeremiah Watson
This is correct. Finn sort of had an arc going from traitor and coward to willing to sacrifice his life for the Resistance. Until fat junglegook fucked it up.
Jaxon Bell
Since you're too retarded to read or understand the difference between "to", "too" and "two" I'll give you a tl;dr.
Leftist cheering at their latest cultural conquest and the death of the FUCKING WHITE MALE hero archetype.
If you don't understand this then you are lost.
Ryan Wright
>Since you're too retarded to read or understand the difference between "to", "too" and "two" That is completely meaningless.
David Brown
>Continues to fail to read or understand
I'm done. Go clap at spaceshit.
Daniel Diaz
The Last Jedi sucks...but so does your rant, OP.
The film is not really SJW pandering, though. I would argue its accidentally anti-feminist and anti-social justice.
Cameron Murphy
>mansplaining do women not realize that men encounter annoying know-it-alls (who may or may not know shit) all the time too?
Evan Robinson
There were a ton of minorities in the First Order too, though none of them were important if that's what you meant.
Liam Howard
>prequels had none of that crap
They sort of did. Palpatine's entire arc is all about the dangers of democracy willingly giving way to dictatorship after being fooled by a huge false-flag/propaganda campaign, something that happens in real-life throughout history. It just wasn't a contemporary issue at the time.
Brandon Myers
This.
Sup Forumstards, even when you're on the same team as them on something, still manage to remain retarded as fuck somehow.
Ian Adams
The saddest words of tongue and pen
Joshua Campbell
Do you feel special posting this exact same thread on Sup Forums and Sup Forums simultaneously?
Nicholas Garcia
I'll take the phantom menace over this pile of shit, but not Clones
Chase Brooks
> It just wasn't a contemporary issue at the time.
So nothing like a straight up political preaching by liberal saying fuck drumpf then.
Ethan Cooper
No not really. Lucas was really subtle, so much that the majority of people either didn't notice or didn't care.
The Last Jedi pulls a Kojima on your ass and bashes you over the head with their ideology.
Tyler Carter
Lucas wanted to tell a good story, he didn't fucking care about who had won the last election cycle and that shit was not in the movies.
Isaiah Baker
>So assblasted by the left despite Trumpets being everywhere that you actively campaign against lefties >Even mentioning vice admiral Holdo like shes supposed to symbolize empowerment and fuck drumpf Literally only exists to teach Po a lesson. She's a throw away character that acts as a plot device for a man. Men are literally the main characters through the entire movie
>HYEH HYEH BUT REY MARY SUUUUE Her job is to make Kylo more interesting. Kylo is the main character btw. This movie is made by men, for men.
OP a faggot? OP a faggot
Cameron Clark
>This is what assblasted trumpet brainlets believe You cant even tell when a movie is a parody of the left. See below.
Alexander James
this is what makes this big backlash against TLJ so fascinating.
Trumpcucks AND SJWs both hate the film for their own respective reasons.
I really, really have no idea who TLJ was made for.
Angel Wilson
It was made to make money. In a country that breathes politics, it's perfect. Make it ambiguous and throw in some fan-bait= dosh.
Wyatt Reyes
>Admiral tumblr allah ackbars the FO Flagship coincidentally named Supremacy >This is ambiguous
No.
Owen Roberts
This plus it was made for people who don't like Star Wars and want it deconstructed to be more "realistic"
Ian Adams
SJWs mostly love it. There is a direct correlation between who defends it and what that person's background and beliefs are.
Jonathan Torres
>SJWs mostly love it not really. Look around a little and you'll see that the SJWs aren't too happy with it either.
The only people who like TLJ are fucking posers.
Brayden Robinson
The only thing I can say OP is that Rey stole the books, she had them on the Falcon, that's why Yoda destroyed the tree... But I agree with you... Goddammit...
Josiah Thomas
>all villains are white men, no exceptions, and they act like they are in Space Balls, caricatures
phasma?
Grayson Rivera
>all villains are white men, no exceptions Well, if you ignore the bridge crews, sure. I know I saw an Asian gal talking to Hux.
Caleb Morris
SJW's hate asian women only slightly less than fucking white males. They're competition; something women and soyboys can't tolerate.
Aiden Long
>feeling threatened by fishpeople
user it's time to stop living your in your hentai fantasy world. Asian women are atrocious.
Connor Lee
At least the Prequels kept me interested at the start. The opening scene and Po's dialogue was cringe city. STOP LETTING TV WRITERS SCREENWRITE MOVIES
Joseph Howard
An atrocious asian is miles better than pic related.
Mason Gomez
>Sup Forums >wrong
you can only choose one
Thomas Carter
the only people who like to say Sup Forums was right are Sup Forums
Kevin Thomas
Women literally fuck up everything in this movie. How is this feminist again?
Isaac Thomas
people thought the prequels were too explicitly anti bush, ya'll are high
Hudson Brown
And an Asian manning the periscope and a black guy tapping a computer.
FO diverse af.
Aiden Sanchez
don't be sexist
Dominic Jenkins
and how would you argue that you fucking moron?
Jacob Allen
>so I went to see this to prove Sup Forums wrong but they were actually totally right! I'm t-totally not a shill, you guys! I'll give you $5 to stop shitposting here, I'm sure that's a yearly salary in whatever the fuck currency you use in Kosovo.