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How much do you think Disney paid them for this upcoming TLJ review? Stoklasa is obviously holding out for more pay too seeing as he pushed the Half In The Bag episode

Mike is gonna like Rey, Kylo Ren and Luke in this movie and Sup Forums is gonna lose its shit.
It will be the third time in a row that Mike triggers Sup Forums's hit with his non-pleb taste.
>Muh Luke character assassination
>#NotMyLuke
lmao, Mike's face when

It’s true. All of it.

the only thing worse than a whore is a cheap whore(rlm)

DROPPED

>the joos at disney sabotaged Mike and jays fandago tix

JUST

Bump

nah, I can see them trashing TLJ as they both enjoyed TFA.

No one who enjoyed TFA, in their right mind, would like TLJ.

This, people who are unable to tell why TFA optimists despise this trash need to develop some perspective.

According to their Twitter, their tickets were "glitched" out so they haven't seen it yet.

Of course, that may be a load of crap.

le love prequel thrashing le fear not getting dick sucked. fucking reddit.

They will not review it.

Never.

Ever.

it's 100% a load of crap.

What the fuck does that even mean
>American kinoplexes

>non-pleb taste
>TFA = "I liked it. It was everything I dreamed it could be"

lol. he's a consumerist cuckboy who wants to see laser swords and hear the star wars theme play.

They ordered e-tickets and the system lost them, hence the glitch.

Except he hates the prequels and Rogue One.

Oh totally. I honestly think they shit on Rouge One because disney DIDN'T pay them, so they took all the real criticisms of TFA and projected them onto it as a fuck you to disney. You have to remember that these nerdy faggots have a ton of leverage, and are the unofficial arbitors on whether a star wars movie is good or not. If they say it sucks, it will officially go down as a shitty movie on the internet. If they say it's good, it will remain a movie that is "divisive" but viewed as good by "critics".

>walking away from one of the biggest paydays they'll ever have
fuggetaboutit

They don't hate rouge one. They hate that disney didn't pay them off for that review, so he shit on that movie with the criticisms that should have been launched at TFA, even though rouge one isn't half as bad as TFA.

They've been on Disney's payroll for some time now, how is that not obvious, you brainlets?

Mike thinks it's nothing special but not bad either. Jay agrees but says he thinks he liked it a little bit more than mike. Basically not really committing to either side of the stupid fucks that paid to see a star wars movie.

Rogue One is better than TFA and TLJ.

They'll take the money

Disney is smart. They probably hired FBI profilers. Humanize the director and the movie makes harder for critics to tear them apart. Its like Buffalo Bill press strategy.

What kind of eight year old/retard thinks that RLM is paid off by Disney? Do you all live in a shitty Stephen soderbergh script?

Rich is going to fucking love this movie because it takes a huge dump on the Jedi and he hates the Jedi.

Mike will probably like the core plot while ripping on the boring side plots, and Jay will give his tired and true "Well I didn't hate it"

Saying R1 is better than TFA is like saying cat shit smells better than dog shit.

I really hope you don’t sincerely believe this. You faggots with your completely retarded conspiracy theories is hilarious.

Then it'll just mean they're just as shill as you are, Bob Iger employee. But a new kind of shill 2.0, with enough "ironic" sarcastic pose to make you think they're not, and enough shilling when the time comes.. like idk, when your new starshit movie starts having more and more bad reviews everywhere... they might be here. Let's wait and see.

Objective truth: Messy movie with some great parts (Rey, Kylo and Luke) and a lot of weird stuff (Laura Dern, Poe, Snoke dying) and stupid shit (Casino, Space Leia)

Mike: Close to objective truth, most positive of the three

Jay: Close to objective truth, dislikes the inconsistencies and awful pacing of the movie

Rich: Doesn't give a fuck, just mocks whatever amused him most

What kind of eight year old believes same people that trashed prequels could unironically praise TFA?

"Shill, shill", the mating call of the pleb.
>#NotMyLuke
Luke was a very compelling character that got the best scenes of the movie. He was the highlight of this film and you're too much of a pleb to appreciate it.

While I hated TFA it was no where near as bad as the prequels. The prequels are deeply flawed films, TFA is more like surface flawed. And once they sat on it Jack, Rich, and Jay turned against it and Mike wasn't as favorable.

>Luke was a very compelling character that got the best scenes of the movie
Sure, shill, sure.

Meme criticism, all a pleb can rely on

>le blue milk is goofy xD
You're a brainlet

But he was and he did. Luke was absolutely perfect from beginning to end.

Did you even watch the movie or are you just repeating whatever you read in the shitposting during the leaks?

>le milking humiliation scene is not goofy
You're a shill, or have poor taste. It's not because an iconic hero is filmed drinking soy milk so you low-t shill can identify with him, that it means it's good.

He did like it but that line was making fun of a well-known clip of a fanboy saying that after The Phantom Menace.

Mike the kike strikes again! When will rich confront him?

ACCSHULLLY
they pushed the review back because the fandango machine couldn't find their tickets
so yeah

It makes a lot of sense now.

Dropped. Fucking shills

That's just a joke Captain Autismo.

It's likely the Plinkett/Jay wedding and they're taking time to film that. They were also upset that last time they filmed it directly after they saw the midnight showing. They probably just wanted to sit on their opinions a bit more this time.

No

Half in the bag will be an apathetic "It was alright" a few weeks later Mike will tear it up in a Plinkett review but focus on other, unrelated bullshit for a good portion of the video to make sure all the short-attention span retards fuck off before he says anything bad about it.

>That's just a joke Captain Autismo.
Nope

nice fanfic

I can't wait to see fandango prove they either never bought tickets or refunded them the day of, and then slap them with a libel lawsuit.

Ding ding ding. Best film after the OTeas. Then prequels. Then Ewok tv show or Clone Wars. Then this newfag millenizombiefest called 7&8.

>the system lost them

they get a confirmation email they could have easily went to the theater and showed that

If the theater already sold their tickets, which it did, there's nothing the theater can really do. TLJ was entirely sold out. They tried, they had to wait. It's a shame but it happens.

t. Disney shill

the story is great senpai

>in the middle of Milwaukee

Source.

>The most anticipated movie of the year being sold out in a somewhat major city
Yeah sure is hard to believe.

>it's a mike can't operate an iphone app non-episode

i said source, not "dumbass opinion"

Favorite scene in that shit pile.

JUST

Hope it was worth it mike.

i'd bet money it goes up at midnight central time because they were paid to keep it out of the thurs-sun frame