>no bb gun in the live TV adaptation
Jesus Christ, really?
No bb gun in the live TV adaptation
are you fucking serious? Might as well ban assault lamps while we're at it
What this?
It's network TV. Nothing with even the tiniest chance of triggering viewer complaints can't be shown.
Let me guess, they also got rid of:
Chinese restaurant farararara
"the warm glow of electric sex" line omitted
Added girls and minorities to Ralphie's friend circle
Got rid of bloodhound's ear caught in closed door
How'd I do?
But they've shown the original movie on network television.
the original is... problematic these days. best to forget it and move on
Lower left is a goddamn dwarf. What's Xmas about that!?!??
they could have put an eye out
So what did they replace it with?
is the youngest one played by Adam DeVine? How did they shrink him?
well considering his mother is a minority they probably added some to his friend circle
they aren't allowed to make a movie without a minority in it these days or else they'd be called racists and bigots.
The gun was still there, opie is fucking with you
OP is lying/trolling, the BB gun appears.
The Chinese singers don't, everything else is kept the same
They spliced his DNA with Robert Downy Jr's.
well of course user, havent you heard? Guns are muh toxic masculinituh.
Has Science gone too far?
These dudes are dumb as shit they just believe anything lmao. You just leave the most basic bait and they all respond exactly how you want like animals
Until I have a horse penis, it hasn't gone far enough.
He was just on his knees the entire time.
...
Was Gary Oldman his acting coach?
Why do they look so jewish?
Is that why they gave the dad hair?
god I hate that jewess goblin, hasn't she made enough money already to fix her ugly gobin features?
>mother is half-mutt
>children are white
I love this newest hollywood meme
won't be surprised if there's a "viewer discretion advised" for the marathon this year