If you hate The Last Jedi you are racist, sexist and most likely a white supremacist

And so it begins...

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I am Asian

>The left successfully tamed its cattle
The brainwashing rises!

Or I just like movies and know what works and what doesn't.

Asians are technically white

>If you hate The Last Jedi you are racist, sexist and most likely a white supremacist


Well all of those are plausible reasons for hating TLJ, but the most common one will simply be poor taste.

>racistas
What did el americano blanco mean by this?

SJWing 101: If you find someone who disagrees with you, call them a sexist, racist, misogynist or anything was an -ist ending

>racistas

i didnt see it yet.

but judging from the gifs and spoilers i like it and to be honest iam a nazi and racist and even feel good about it.

The hero shot with the "Resistance" at the very end doesn't include a single white man. There's a difference between "inclusion" (including people of all races, sexes, etc.) and "diversity" (chasing down the last white person.)

And how were women the voice of reason? Had Admiral Tumblr simply told her officers what the plan was, the entire mutiny/side story that went nowhere, wouldn't have happened. Admiral Ackbar, who died off screen, didn't not-tell his crew in the OT they were going to the Death Star to fight.

And Rey even existing, as Snoke tells it, completely destroys established Star Wars mythos. The force doesn't "balance itself" by copypastaing somebody who went bad. There was no "light side Anakin" when he became Vader.

>racistas
Hmmm...

>R A C I S T A S
>""""""""""(we)""""""""""
Yeah, we see what you did there, """John"""

it's true though, this place is full of tons of white nationalists and they've been shitting on "nu-wars" since they saw finn.

>mickey going for this ultra right wing approach
its not going to work mouse

Maybe I've watched actual movies in my lifetime and I know that even without the plot this movie is meh because of its overstretched running time, its lack of character development for anyone not named Kylo, its unnecessary subplots, overused quips and jabs for the sake of humor, its lousy pacing, the fact it feels like it feels a too simple situation for ep IX and the imbalanced power level difference between the protagonist and antagonist.

Or yeah, maybe I'm racist, sexist, misogynistic, transphobic bigoted alt-right homophobic manchild. Whatever fits your narrative.

Hispanics doing the shilling lazy gringos won't do

I'm Indian and hate it so...

wat?

>hating a film that shafts the minorities into shitty subplots no one cares about, the two white leads get together and the female commanders are incompetant is racist
wtf I love rian johnson now

There was literally nothing wrong with Finn in TFA, he was great. But he was just unnecessary in this movie because the whole Finn/Rose casino subplot was garbage.

Are there any self-confessed nazis who love the film? Just to throw a wrench into the narrative?

So am I racist or sexist for expecting people to get sucked out into the vaccuum of space when they opened the doors to the destroyed brigde for Leia? Am I sexist or racist for feeling like the Canto Bite horse chase scene was like podracing except even worse? Am I sexist or racist for wanting Phasma to have more screentime like they promised instead of the 20 seconds we recieved of her?

Is there anyone with an iq above room temperature who likes the flick

This whole mission of this movie was to make cis white males sad. Thank you Kathleen!

The Last Jedi SUCKED
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> they
> (we)
how much internet pusy will he get after this?

No they're not you fucking weeb

Again, typically, looking at the surface of everything and no further. WHAT someone is matters more to them than WHO someone is.

The reason anyone with a brain hates it is because the writing makes no sense, although it takes some effort to look behind the image and consider the motives. But usually WOMEN, MINORITIES, LIGHTSABRES = GOOD is about as far as most people will analyze.

CHINITO

So this... is the face of the Master Race™

Why do you people pretend there isn't a massive manchild racist problem with the critics of the film? We are flooded with these people whose number one issue with everything is the SJW boogieman. They are so sensitive that they flip out if the protagonist is female.

Nobody said that. He looks like a young Luke. Isn´t he allowed to enjoy a movie with a male character that looks like him in the lead role? Star Wars isn´t inclusive. It´s exclusive. White men are portrayed as bad or losers now. I want strong men and women.

>R A C I S T A S

>they ((((we))))

well said Reddit

saved

They fucking lost the election because of this narrative and they're STILL not learning

>women are the voice of reason

>Purple haired lady is planning on sending everyone to a planet to send out a distress call

>Poe comes onto the bridge and only sees that she's preparing to evacuate the ship which is all the audience sees as well

>Rather than explain what she was doing she just has him thrown off the bridge

>This causes Poe to start a small mutiny because he thought she was just giving up and running away

>The movie then tries to make it out like he was in the wrong and should have blindly trusted the woman who making everyone abandon ship without reason

>Purple haired lady is viewed as a hero as she sacrifices herself in the large ship by sending into light speed at the enemy and blowing up a bunch of their ships

>Never bothered to do this with the two other ships they let get blown by the First Order when they saw they weren't gonna be able to catch up

>Finn is going to sacrifice himself to blow up the batter ram cannon and give everyone more time to find a way out of the base

>Rose prevents him from doing this because she loves him and says "I saved you dummy" when all she did was screw over the Resistance and also Forced Luke's hand into Force projecting himself to give them more time which took his life

Yes. The women in the movie were totally rational thinking people.

Why do you people pretend there isn't a massive soyboy faggot problem with the fans of the flick? We are flooded with these people whose number one issue with everything is the racist boogieman. They are so sensitive that they flip out if the protagonist is white.

i guarantee you that most of the people who flip out over rey being female haven't watched this or tfa

because those who did are flipping out about her absurd power levels having no in-universe explanation

>they (((we)))

Were you not around for the thousands of times Finn got called nigger etc? Its fine to get annoyed when you're unfairly called racist but don't actually be racist and then chuck a tantrum when you get called one

Ignore the baizuo soy boys

Daily reminder that the cunts whole plan was a suicide bombing and its supposed to be "heroic" in a family friendly movie.

The last time power levels were explained it was abysmal and mocked endlessly

>they (((we))) want to be the centre of everything and feel superior.

You are on an anonymous message board, you moron.

Explain how Finn, and boyega by proxy, ISN'T a nigger.

I hate Rose and I already figure that some people I know assume I don't like her because I'm not attracted to her sexually and because I am uncomfortable with no white heroes in the lead.

kid looks like me in my childhood. Great that generation z has some head on the shoulders and can see shit critically

>White men can't ever stand not being the center of everything
FUCK YOU
I WANT MORE HONG KONG ACTION FILMS
I WANT MORE ANIME
I WANT MORE EPICS ABOUT THE RAMAYANA
I WANT FUCKING SOMETHING FROM AFRICA IF THEY CAN EVER GET OFF THEIR LAZY NIGGER ASSES
AND I WANT FUCKING STAR WARS AND IF THE WOMEN AND POCS CAN'T DO WHAT WHITE/(((WHITE))) MEN DID WITH IT THAN I DON'T FUCKING WANT THEM AROUND
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

More proof that modern leftism is nothing more than a corporate attempt at creating a domesticated populace

You liked the vietnamese blog and her pet ape adventure and love story?

Fuck off white male. White males ARE fucking privileged white millennial males live in the most prosperous societies ever mind you they had fuck all to do with this prosperity, it was all their ancestors who weren't soy faggots they consume tons of capeshit video games and porn to the point that they are the most hedonistic cunts ever all anyone ever asked of them was to keep consuming their shitty capeshit and leave politics to their parents and people who know better but no, these faggots decided to go political and become racist cunts because they feel they are entitled to political power, just look at Sup Forums 19 year old children who never kissed a girl have the balls to explain to me how the world works well no sweetie, in the West you have to be somebody first and then engage in politics, contribute to civilization, discover something, sacrifice something and then you can voice your shit tier racist political opinions until then sweetie it's back to playing with toys and stroking your peepee for you

It is amazing how the left became such useful idiots to corporations.

How the hell did that happen?

we don't need a power level explanation, we need to know how the fuck does rey go from not being connected to the force to having stronger mind control capabilites and lightsaber skill than an adept darksider who even luke feared, beat him in a duel after thinking about "the force" for 15s and then being as strong as luke/anakin with nearly no training.

What blog did you take this from?

Original Trilogy are iconic films that stood the test of time. Sequel Trilogy is a shitty sarcastic meta commentary that will be forgotten in 5 years

im amazed the chinese guy on the first order ship didnt defect to the rebels like every other poc in the new star wars games/movies

Tbf, there isn't a good black character in this film either. Lando was cool in the OT and Jackson was fun in the prequels, but Boyega has been sidelined as a shitty character

>movie is shit on basically all fronts
>gets rightfully called out for it
>no brah, it's becasue they're Nazis

The goto defense of mentally incapacitated. And shills.

T H E
F O R C E
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F E M A L E

Social engineering is easy with social media because even without malicious intent people condition themselves to please the collective and are rewarded through likes/retweets/upvotes etc

>eerily perfect

Nah not really, it's obvious the mouse orchestrated the Trump presidency just so that they could meme their #resistance and make more shekels

Because this marketing strategy worked so well with Ghostbusters.

He should have died at the hand of Kylo or at least in allah ackbar fashion against the cannon in TLJ. But in both cases his side quest with the fat asian if cut out the movie improves the whole movie a lot.

When did Star Wars become the symbol of diversity and feminism?
I just want a good Star Wars movie... I don't care about all the retarded, modern politics.

我很讨厌这肥猪,丑死了

The chink dies? At least she won't be returning for episode IX

"Music"; movies... it all works the same way.

Reminder that is sexual harassment. Kissing someone without consent is sexual assault, and Finn clearly not consented.
Rose almost raped Finn here.

Embarrassing chink kys.

It wasnt any different in TFA and everyone ate that shit up. Fucking disney damage control lmao

I'm sorry, were you actually suggesting that asians were not white...?

>force diversity in your movies
>claim people are racist or sexist if they don't like it
brilliant plan, who could have came up with it

>IMPLYING THE WOMEN DON'T ACT IRRATIONALLY IN STAR WARS

I AM MAD

>racistas
>they (we)

literally every single statement is wrong, what the fuck?

>main character is a woman
>guys act emotionally
who the fuck cares?

>women are the voice of reason
that purple haired bitch literally acted like a child in the sense that she could have prevented a goddamn mutiny if she had been rational and told her plan when being asked

the movie was bad because of the horrible storylines and characters being underdeveloped as fuck, not because of how the characters looked. these people are mentally insane if they can't understand proper objective criticism. I would love to have a talk with such people and show them that even foreigners can hate that shit but I never stumble upon them

just his hand, if hes lucky

How does this spastic explain TFA having such a high audience rating, despite having all the things he just listed as reasons for TLJ getting so much hate?

Get outta here Sup Forums

This. Giving white children heroes in this day and age is like playing Hitler speeches to German kids.

>doesn't believe that movie reviewers often lie

They're not. They have a yellow tint to them. Skin whiteners are also a big market in Asia and so is plastic surgery, especially in the Orient.

All highly evolved humans are light skinned.

Wrong. All highly evolved humans are European.

I really hate the spics that unnecessarily put in one word of spanish their sentence just to remind you they are hispanic. We get it, you know Spanish.

I think it's time we start to ignore anglo "news". They are producing so much journalistic shit that you can't find the good stuff underneath, if there even is any.

>doesn't have a clue about what Hitler actually said in his speeches, and refuses to find out.

"This boy is ignorance; this girl is want. Beware them both, but most of all, beware this boy!" - The Ghost of Christmas Present

I'm Latino, shut up John

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Shut up pet. We SJW know better than you.

>the Orient

You do know that's actually a broad term and was used to describe anything that wasn't Western culture.

You do know that deconstruction for its own sake is what cultural marxism is all about?

>at least 50% of the people think that the Nazi's suck.

What did he mean by this?

Im fucking black and i loathe disney, stupid millenial cucks

>one idiot on the internet has dumb opinion
>"LOL LIBURLS ARE SO STUPID"

nice one guys

only for black people and sjws

>Calling Italians, Spanish, Greeks, British, etc "highly evolved"
Kek