Let's go in order

let's go in order.

>ashi jumping from a blimp flying atop the mountains
such bullshit, she would have gained enough speed to crash and die, but she somehow manages to use her chain to swing from a tree branch and land safely?

>scaramouche comes back to do nothing
why waste precious running time with this asshole? he goes to the trouble of boarding the ship just to end up floating in the water.

>the dance
nothing bad or good here. just cringe.

>mfw it wasn't a black bodysuit
that has the most unnecessarily and retarded plot twist I've seen in a cartoon lately.
I understand that it's supposed to symbolize Ashi completely accepting the truth and leaving the cult but she already did that in the last episode with the rushed exposition and telling her mother to fuck off, why do it again?

>returning characters
these are the only good parts, what comes up as laughingly bad is how Ashi listens to their stories and just says "kbai" and leaves for the next scene of exposition. only the endi to these segments feel rushed.

>the guy in the horse is a ghost
this reveal was embarassing.
first of all, why do these ghosts care about Jack not fullfilling his purpode, how do they know him or even managed to contact him? why is Jack just cool with obeying ome ghost who's telling him to kill himself?

second, how can the ghost attack Ashi or even destroy rocks or wield a sword? he's a fucking ghost. why is this a big deal? because he goes down in 1 slash so being corporeal he couldn't hold Ashi or attack with a sword, and what about the other 4 ghosts? what was their reason to be there at all? were they going to judge if Jack passed some test? Jack didn't do anything, he was there to die and by what the big amurai said, there were just audience. so why even have them there in the first place?

and third, "k legs go find mai sword" oh my god.

Jack is simply done for. there's no recovering from this last reveal.Ashi can no longer ruin this revival anymore. it's fucking dead.

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nigger it's samurai jack, there was an episode where he got crushed by a 700 ton sumo and came out completely unscathed

it's a cartoon you autist

>nothing bad or good here. just cringe.

>complaining about a character surviving something that should have killed them in Samurai Jack
lmao don't even bother pretending you've ever watched this show, OP.

Hard to have much tension when there's no rules on what's fatal.

I'm going to respond to this bait
>such bullshit, she would have gained enough speed to crash and die, but she somehow manages to use her chain to swing from a tree branch and land safely?
Fuck off with this. This show has aways been about over-the-top impossible things happening every single episode. if you think this didn't fit in with the episode you have not been paying attention.
>why waste precious running time with this asshole? he goes to the trouble of boarding the ship just to end up floating in the water.
Because the character is entertaining while in a cartoon? Also nice job on missing the reference to an another show, but I guess you're too autistic about muh plot to make any actual argument.
>nothing bad or good here. just cringe.
Hold on a minute faggot. You said start to finish. You just skipped a quarter of an episode you dumb fucking nigger.
>these are the only good parts, what comes up as laughingly bad is how Ashi listens to their stories and just says "kbai" and leaves for the next scene of exposition. only the endi to these segments feel rushed.
What the fuck else is she going to do? The point of those scenes was to broaden Ashi's worldview and give Jack a reason to get over his malaise.
this reveal was embarassing.
>first of all, why do these ghosts care about Jack not fullfilling his purpode, how do they know him or even managed to contact him? why is Jack just cool with obeying ome ghost who's telling him to kill himself?

I agree. It could have been done in a less contrived way. I'm hoping it will be expanded upon later on. We still don't know who the girl that sent Ahi to him is.

In conclusion, fuck off shitposter.

it's not looney tunes, though.

Jack is killing left and right and there's blood over the place, you can't choose where to ignore logic.

>Ashi doing something impossible
Her world is full of people that do this everyday. Everyone that knows even a little kung fu is mildly superhuman. Chill

>Best bot comes back to do nothing

He's getting closer to spilling the beans to Aku. And buffed up dogs ended up saving Jack's ass. Dog people were the first ones he saved in the future. That they would save Jack goes to show that the good he's done comes back to help him.

>Wasn't a black bodysuit

For sexy and to be the final stage in her transformation from evil. She clothes herself in nature afterwards continuing the Aku vs nature theme. She's embracing the natural feminine side of herself that's been repressed.

>Samurai ghost

>Why do these ghosts care about Jack not fulfilling his purpose

Because they're Samurai ghosts who care about Bushido.

>Why is Jack cool with just obeying some ghost

Because the ghost is a samurai like he is.

>How can the ghost attack Ashi?

Ghosts can do physical stuff in this setting. It's happened in a couple of episodes.

>How was Jack able to destroy him without a magic sword?

Because Jack's hesitation and guilt powered him. Him attacking him was rejecting the guilt and hesitation and taking away what powered the ghost in the first place. Basic ghost stuff here user.

>Why were the other ghosts there?

Bushido customs. You would get others of your station to watch you commit sudoku and since he's the only Samurai on Earth left he needed ghosts.

>There's no tension when characters can survive stuff normal realistic people can't

Are you high?

holy shit, this is just grasping at straws

>such bullshit, she would have gained enough speed to crash and die, but she somehow manages to use her chain to swing from a tree branch and land safely?

Are we seriously doing this again?

youtube.com/watch?v=z8Sj5vCwQiY&t=1m08s (1:08)

Remember Beast Wars?

Dinobot died from a light skirmish.
Waspinator exploded into a million pieces every episode and sad trombones played.

Because of the latter, there was no way anyone could take the former seriously.

This is Samurai Jack's dilemma.

In what way user? Come on, defend OP.

Elaborate instead of being a faggot , you faggot.

You do understand that what you're saying is like textbook autism right?

"One detail about the character's durability limit was WRONG in this instance! The whole story is RUINED FOREVER!"

Ashi joins the dance very late, and dances it with a straight face. it's awkward.

You seemed to have misquoted. You wanted to quote the OP.

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Tons of people took that death scene seriously, and still do.

Stop thinking you speak for everyone, faggot.

it's just a cartoon quit scraping for inconsistencies and laugh at the funny man saying penis

>>scaramouche comes back to do nothing
he showed us that dog people still exist
though more cameos should have been included
the sailor could have been someone familiar

>webm of Jack getting his face scraped on a cliff hgoes here

>interview where Genndy says he likes to use cartoons because it lets you deal unrealistic harm goes here

>I completely ignored the scene immediately following which showed her smiling while dancing

>Dog people were the first ones he saved in the future. That they would save Jack goes to show that the good he's done comes back to help him

THE FUCKING DOG PEOPLE
IT'S DESTINY

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>Also nice job on missing the reference to an another show,
Which show

He also showed that there are other 2 assassins above him

The first two episodes were awesome. The first two episodes. After that it went south more. Nothing to do with Ashi either, at least not for me. I think a large problem lies with the pacing. There's not a whole lot of episodes, so a ton of stuff is getting jammed into short amounts of time. This feels like the kind of show that-after it's done running - Sup Forums will dislike. I still like it, I just wish it had more time to tell it's story, instead of having Mighty Magisword-esque pacing issues, jumping from thing to thing like a kid with adhd.

Optimus being disassembled entirely until only his conscient head remains but dying to a shot in the chest would be a better example

how could I or anyone ignore it, it's the only thing in the screen.
what happens before and what follows is the problem. the sudden change.

Sup Forums is too young to get that reference though.

Spongebob. Same voice actor as Scaramouche and he did the whole salty spatoon thing again.

Yeeash, go bait somewhere else already.

scaramouche is obviously going to come back and do something though

everyone must have forgotten that this Jack has a TV14 rating.
how shocked must you be at a character from an adult cartoon saying "penis"?

>Megatron cuts him with a lightsaber
>Energy leaks out and he clutches his chest
>Shoots him several times with a pistol there

It's clear he got hit in the vitals user.

don't forget Popeye in the tavern

The scene you posted doesn't have her smiling due to a lack of detail, not because she isn't happy.

The scene following has her go back to being serious because the song is over, she realizes Jack's impact, and remembers that she must continue to help him.

This isn't hard to figure out user.

Does anyone have the talkback thread?

really?
that's the big reference?

some connection with the voice actor? how desperate is that?

I agree, the episode was shit.
Prepare to be bombarded with people calling you an autist because there are no actually good arguments for why this episode wasn't shit besides blind fanboyism.

>Can't make an argument about why it's bad beyond small nitpicks and show not matching your own personal headcanon
>Calls others autistic
On a scale bum buggered to anal armageddon how booty blasted are you right now that Sup Forums doesn't share your opinions?

I don't give a shit that a bunch of retards don't share the same opinion as me.
Ignorance is bliss it would seem.

g-guys
where can I watch this

>what about the other 4 ghosts? what was their reason to be there at all?
Seppuku has an obligatory kaishakunin to behead the seppu...kor? Seppucator? Whatever. But there is a second, and usually the pair have witnesses. It's a ritual suicide, so it's almost like a public ceremony.

>mfw it wasn't a black bodysuit
it was one of those charcoal face masks but fullbody, it was still a suit

>claims to not give a shit
>bothers to post and is clearly sounding pissed

>Ignorance is bliss it would seem.
Then why are you so mad?

> (you)

Ok

I was fine with it for the most part, the cameos were OK and all but holy fuck I just don't get what the fuck where they thinking with the whole naked thing. Of course waifufags will eat it up but the more I think about it the more I think it's retarded, like, why?

Other than that the resolve with the Green Samurai was pretty dissapointing, let alone that things are playing out as poorly how I expected them to:
>There's no hope
>Ashi says magic words
>TIME TO GET THE SWORD

Like holy shit, so much for 50 years of struggle, Jack.

>nonstop autism replies
Holy shit, I never go to Sup Forums, but damn.
This place is completely infested with redditors and normies at this point isn't it?
Babies first meme, huh?

When was this?

Then it's time to go back.

Back to the past.

>ashi knows how to jump good

>"I'm going to meditate and enter the spirit world!"
>"for what?"
>"to get my sword!"
>"your sword is in the spirit world?"
>"no, I don't think so"
>"then why are you going there?"
>"...."

fpbp

>Calling people autistic is a Sup Forums meme
You're not suppose to post your very first day on Sup Forums. It's a common mistake.

>Holy shit, I never go to Sup Forums, but damn.

Can crossboarders just go back to where they came from? all you're going to do is whine, throw the same insults that you know and nothing else, and then slink back to whatever shitty place you came from

save all of us the trouble and fuck off now

>mfw it wasn't a black bodysuit
the rule 34 side will be happy like pic related

My lads, I missed it, where can I watch the new episode?

Using only one insult and not having actual arguments is indicative of being a fucking newfag.

>the horseman is just some random spirit telling jack to kill himself
That was so fucking terrible, I thought he was gonna be some kind of evil power jack was gonna use to fight but didn't want to get corrupted or one of aku's minions. So underwhelming

>nothing bad or good just cringe

Only if you think the original dance rave was also cringe asshole

>no other arguments
>k

So you're calling yourself a newfag then?

Bold move Cotton, let's see if it pays off for 'em.

you're talking to a shitposter

don't do this
they are incapable of formulating a single thought on their own

the song? no.

Ashi joining the dance with her deadpan face during most of it until the scene change? yes.

Yeah, besides, the Jack Bronies will flood whatever board he comes from with off topic threads about Samurai Jack anyway.

>Ashi jumping from a blimp flying atop the mountains

Jack has done far more outlandish things.

Autism

>jack posters are as bad as pony posters
Jesus, why not just post an image declaring yourself a newfag if you're going to be that obvious about it.

>Jack Bronies

For you.

Okay you present a number of fair and valid points and I'm open to agreeing with a few.

BUT.

He said penis.

OP is assravaged that one of the many shitty forgettable new comedies which constantly goes on hiatus isn't getting as much attention as a show that is currently airing, already had a fanbase for over ten years, and had a very good reputation.

>tfw this image wasnt true

mega where?

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ready your dick user

So, can we pinpoint when cartoons went from good fun for kids, to hunting season for autistic manchildren? when was the turning point? genuinely interested.

Aside from the Scotsman, Jack was mostly alone on his adventures. Having someone else realize your good deeds would certainly be a morale boost.

thanks f.a.m. assuming it's not dolphin porn who am I kidding I'd love dolphin porn

gee thanks for the dolphin porn faggot.

Okay, sure, but it was handed poorly.

Jack has been inactive for 50 years, he doesn't know about the archers, he doesn't know about the Sa moh rah or rave girl, Ashi coming right before his fucking suicide as saying "no pls i believe in you" is the cheapest way of doing things, nobody even showed up.

who told you S5 Samurai Jack rated TV-14, airing on Adult Swim was a cartoon for kids?

Now you're just trying too hard.

This is true. If Genndy had a bigger budget and more time he could've fleshed out these episodes better. But here we are. Might as well enjoy the ride.

When 4 seasons of the same show had a y10 rating, yeah, it was a bit of a surprise to hear the word penis in what used to be classified a kid's cartoon

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His return was bullshit

>MY fanbase's shit doesn't stink! We NEVER make off topic threads on other boards

Now where have I heard that before...

He's clearly gonna be part of the Scotsman's army

So what was up with Demongo, I thought he died

Who's this titty temptress?
...for research

wow such bait nigger

Guys,trying to know what this motherfucker is saying. Im translating this episode to spanish.

>anything that isn't complete mindless praise
>bait

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