They had zero chemistry witch each other, and at no point in the film I got signs that their relationship was romantic...

They had zero chemistry witch each other, and at no point in the film I got signs that their relationship was romantic. The actors even look disgusted kissing each other. I'm glad he didn't end up with Rey though.

Neither did your patents but they still stayed together.

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parents

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Why is (((Hollywood))) pushing interracial relationships using Asian women>

KEK

He didn't seem interested though. She most likely read the signals wrong.

Learn english you inbred cow worshipper.

This was clearly a denial of Rey getting STORMTROOPERED, which they led us to expect.

this is the same people that unironically vouch for the destruction of the nuclear family

My buddy in the theater said "well, at least the last think Luke saw before he died wasn't Rey kissing a black". Got the biggest laugh of the movie.

based

there was more chemistry between poe and finn desu. d*sney just shoved the romance in there to deter any claims they are 'pushing the gay agenda'. tolerance for none, and for all a bad night.

You think he has a llama?

I bet you’re the guy who made the thread whining about “obvious Disney shills” on Sup Forums lmao

As if Disney would waste their time on a group that doesn’t pay to see movies

Go back to Tumblr.

when did this become a copypasta?

They needed to pair the nigger up with someone and all the faggots, numales, jews, and women in the crew thought it would be cute to do this

It's also funny to realize that this may be just a projection of said crew, who would love to pair up their ugly, colored friends, but wouldn't dare to lay with an ugly, baboon looking nigger

I bet you're the guy that's dad left him and his trailer park mother for a crippled black man.

How come we aren’t getting any of these massage videos with Star Wars characters?

Sasuga tumblr.

If Dong gave me massages I'd actually like watching Star Wars.

I unironically think the film would have been significantly better had rose and the casino planet not existed and Finn and Poe ended up together instead. You could even have Poe try to sacrifice himself in the land speeder at the end instead of Finn, and this time have Finn save him and kiss him. Ignoring any cries of degeneracy, can you really say that this wouldn't have felt like a bemore natural romance than Asian jar-jar?

>patents

good burn anyway

Go back to Tumblr.

Who is this? I'm guessing the joke is that it's a pretty blatant excuse for this guy to touch women's privates?

>joke

He's a professional. Even other men trust their wives/girlfriends in the hands of a professional masseur.

>softcore cuckolding

It would have been better, but only if Rey were to get together with Tallie.
Plus this board would be in ashes as we speak.

Lol their skull shape isn't even compatible

IMAGINE being Rian and pushing John and whatsherface together to kiss in that scene...just IMAGINE

where can I get one of these #metoo-massages?

This massage shit that's in every thread. I'd be willing to give it a go, so what if he gets off on it.

The husband is pretty alpha. He's not insecure and he's the one in charge of who's allowed to tough his wife.

Just be in New York, he does it all the time.

It's just setting up the love triangle between him, the asian and rey, ala leia/luke/ham. Nothing original to offer as usual.

>Dong drives his elbow into a girl's ass
>she gasps
>is she in pain?
>"oooooohh... it feels so good!"

What the fuck?

>he's the one in charge of who's allowed to touch his wife.

hehe

Nah, Rey is not going to have a romance angle in this trilogy.
That and her not being the daughter/cousin/sister/whatver of a know character are the only saving graces of her character.

#TrueAlpha

Looks pretty compatible to me

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Which flyover state was this?

She's the Luke replacement, so she won't get the guy in the same way Luke didn't get the girl. Just paint by numbers at this point.

genius

The absolute state of Star Wars

Funny, but a racist joke would probably get laughs in a Staten Island theater, if the audience was mostly over 30

>go to gym
>at the squat rack
>trainer has his dick pressed up against a girl doing squats to "spot" her

Hmm.

The worst part of it is Finn isn't even a smooth operator like Lando owning his own city

>imagine the smell

Is this an actual insult in America? The amount of aeroplane landings your state gets?

Are you all being purposefully dense or are you just that incapable of deciphering such a simple scene? Rose is putting her cards on the table and truthfully telling him how she feels. Finn looks that way and doesn't react or kiss her or say anything back because he doesn't feel the same. He's in love with Rey (whether she feels the same or not is moot).

Only for retarded liberals in California. They tend to forget that the rest of the country hates them.

New york and california residents desperately feel like they need to be better than everyone else. Truth is, they're living in overpriced shitholes filled with niggers and mexicans while the rest of us are enjoying America.

It's a joke Jews tell, meaning NYC and LA are the only places Jews go or have any interest in, nowhere else matters. The only contact they have with the rest of the country is flying over it on their way from NYC to LA or vice versa.

Example:
>Hey Amy - just a couple of rando thoughts from 35,000 LAX-JFK:
>A rising trend we see with Millennials are the really extreme forms of experiential exercise like Tough Mudder (a sort of filthy triathalon), the Color Run and even things like Hot Power Yoga, veganism etc. Millennials will often post “N.B.D.” on their social media after doing it , as in No Big Deal, also known as the “humble brag”.....wondering if Spidey could get into that in some way....he’s super athletic, bendy, strong, intense....and it’s all NBD to him, of course.
>EDM (electronic dance music) is the defining music for Millennials. Wondering if there’s an EDM angle somewhere with Spidey? His movements are beautiful, would be awesome with a killer DJ behind it

>I'm glad he didn't end up with Rey though

Shit dude, I just wanted them to be friends. The ex-stormtrooper who only knows how to fight, and the scumbag scavenger who lies and steals.

Except he's a perfectly normal individual, she's better at fighting than he is, and they don't even interact in TLJ. No idea what kind of setup for these two they were going for in TFA, but it definitely didn't have any kind of payoff.

I like how she fucked over the entire base just so she could get BLACKED

Thats great.

>Truth is, they're living in overpriced shitholes filled with niggers and Mexicans

Isn't this every urban and suburban area in the US now? I'm in a DC suburb and would need a minimum of half a million to buy a house where I wouldn't be sending my kid to a school that's 80% black/latin. Actually California seems cheaper than the houses here, they have places like Newport Beach at least that's mostly white yet you can buy a home there without being rich.

WHYYYY DID SHE HAD TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Disney promoting rape culture in this climate of sexual harassment

Fucking disgraceful. Rian Johnson and Kathleen Kennedy should be fired.

Hot Asian chick in the beginning should've survived and gotten BLACKED. Fat girl should've kamikazeed

SERIOUSLY...WHYYYYYYYYY DID THEY HAD TO DIE AND WHY ROSE SURVIVED?!!

wtf im a masseuse now