Why is Wendy so damn smug?

Why is Wendy so damn smug?

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'Cause her food's the best. Duh.

eh, a little overpriced in my opinion

Every compare a Wendy's burger to most other fast food joints? Shit's good.

I hear their hot drinks really get you going. Warm you up, when you feel you're slowing.

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Cause she's best girl, and knows it.

... Okay, are we seriously about to have a thread about waifuing a fast food mascot? Is that where this is going?

And before anyone asks, there is indeed Wendy porn. Never mind how I know that.

The Arby's Mitten should have been drawn without an arm.

Why is there so few female food mascots?!

Cause their chicken is amazing.
personally dont like the burgers, not sure why...just dont

It would be sexist to insinuate that women cook food.

You must be used to eating thawed meat. I guess some people just can't handle how fresh Wendy's never frozen beef is. I'm glad you like the chicken, though.

>Why is Wendy so damn smug?
More like "Why do I imagine Wendy's twitter representative to be a cute but smug animu mascot?"

>t. Wendy

Because comics and/or cartoons.

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In this case, I highly doubt there's kind of thing behind it. Don't look too much into it, especially since the name and image is of the founder's daughter.

Instead, let's just drool over Wendy like the hard up losers we are.

Eh, maybe something to it, my Dad hates In N Out burger and wendys, they both use fresh beef.

>fast food chains having Twitter beefs
Goddammit, Internet. One of the most important inventions in human history, all so that junk food distributers can talk shit to each other.

Yay.

To be fair, it sure seems that way.

Is she about to Bankai or go super sayian or some shit.

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Thicc. Plus you know you get free burgers with her.

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She looks like one of those psycho kids that end up killing their parents in their sleep.

>Goddammit, Internet. One of the most important inventions in human history, all so that junk food distributers can talk shit to each other.

>Yay.
you're using Sup Forums

Sonic better in every way except fries

if there's any way to prove corporations are the same as people, it's idiotic twitter fights and bruised egos.

I need more if these restaurant tweets, they're always the best, especially denny's.

better than hardees/carls?
damn i may need to visit a wendy's then

Sonic's burgers are messy as fuck tho

So that's what happened to her father, Dave

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Did she give my dude his damn nuggies yet?

Sonic's only advantage is having a menu that's different enough from other fast food places. Their food quality is garbage.

4$ for a meal instead of ordering an over sized over priced combo. Before the 4 for 4 I would spend like 7$ on dinner and feel like shit after eating

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Taste so much better than Wendy dry burgers

>One of the most important inventions in human history
You say this as if it's a good thing. In another timeline, people got their own personal jetpacks, rocket cars, hoverboards and holodecks. But we got fucking twitter.

>you're using Sup Forums
Please don't remind me. I came into this thread hoping to see lewd art of Wendy Thomas. I've no delusions of not being part of the problem.

... I wonder how she feels about that. Like, does the fact people have drawn porn of her bother her, or could she not give less of a shit?

Best burger in fast food.
I think they perfected the model.

You can get a better burger but never faster and almost never less expensive.

With combos getting more expensive from the other joints, and if you aren't gonna use the dollar menus, I'd throw in the extra couple of bucks just to get food that I will enjoy with/out having to slather ketchup or mustard all over it.

>eating sonic fries
>not getting tater tots
You only have yourself to blame. Their tots are tasty.

What about her other father, Buster?

I remember someone once post a image of r34 Wendy where she takes a bunch of potatoes up the ass

Maybe it's time to visit /aco/

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>Sonic
>good at anything

No... just..No.
Sonic gets by on it's fancy drinks and menu variety.
They're pretty terrible at everything they do but they do it all.

>Sonic
I bet you like Whataburger, too.

>Be a Burglerlander living in Australaia

>Only Burgerlander fast food places around me or McDonald's or KFC

>90% of Australian fast food are chicken places, gyro places or random asian food

Look mayne I love chicken as much as the next guy but there has to be something else you people produce

She's shitting, isn't she?

He got out of the food biz and became a Rapper.

oh hey user wanna dip your fries in my frosty?

She's not smug, she's just barely containing her knife play fetish.

In pursuit of sauce, I found something much better. Perhaps the journey is truly greater than the destiny.

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top kek.

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>buns are too large
>too much bread on the sandwiches
>fries are often too salty
>the best

pick one, add 2, subtract 2.

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I want Wendy to be mean to me and sell me decent burgers at a low price.

wtf. I love Wendy's now

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Only if you [Baconator Pun].

>fries are often too salty
Calling the kettle black.

We have Lamb. Eat Lamb

>Best PR
>least unhealth food
>Company isn't an asshole
>4 for 4
>mascot is waifu material
Best

You bet your buns I wanna dip my natural-cut fries deep into Wendy's soft, wet frosty.

Uh, that sounds like the opposite of mean, but whatever.

I want a Wendy's comic now, even though I know it's wrong to want such things.

Goddamn, Sup Forums, are really going to turn Wendy Thomas into a FOTW? I have mixed feelings on this.

This smug is doing things to my dick

Eh, whataburger is still best

I want to bully other restaurants with Wendy.

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>@ me hoe

I laughed

>get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich
>sexist
>no women in the kitchen
>sexist
When does it stop?

i wish i had the twitter pics but arbys is the most weeaboo

ive allways wanted an updated version of this pic there needs to be more places represented like chipotle, in and out, five guys, popeyes, jimmy johns

I don't know why she decided to be so salty but it's working.

Little Caesar for life

>tfw you'll never be a paid shitposter

Teeny bit aroused.

I don't think I'll ever be able to provide those high quality bantz, even if I tried.

In my country we're only charged $2.50 for 4.

>tfw open up some Wendy's r34 in one window and select shitposts on the other

>Hating an actual authentic burger stand burger

I mean why even live......

Sorry, I'm more of an Arby's man.

Her saltiness is matched only by her own fries

>The Subway boys

I wouldn't mind eating her.

>...take out.

So you can loan me like a $1.50 right?

Surprisingly, no. Look up Wendy's on paheal.

yes, yes. worship your corporate masters. advertise them for free.

Top kek, are the Subway Boys both Jared?

That was a good twitter fight
I hope that handler got a bonus for the way he wrecked that Hardee's handler

>subway boys canonically had a pedo ring
wew lad

It's "fat" Jared and "Thin" Jared. Remember his marketing?

i guess she ate too much mcdonalds.
she looks like whitney from pokemon.

I don't remember them being at the same place and same time together, but I do remember he used Subway and aids to slim down.

:/

Wendy predates Whitney, also not really.

>Dry tasteless junk
Shit taste

Wendy's is expensive af where I live.

>no fun ever

The guy they have doing their Twitter is some sort of crazy artist spending his days making pictures, sculptures, and stop-motion animations entirely out of fast food and cardboard.

That fucking Gyro Zeppeli he made out of cardboard looked wonderful. Also, he made a fucking Gyro Zeppeli tweet on an official fast food Twitter account.

Fast Food Twitter PR is matched only by the guy that runs the Sonic The Hedgehog Twitter in terms of "getting it".