Bless you, /cock/

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From that last Wendy's thread, I asked her.

>Me at Wendy's
>Cashier qt takes my order
>Asked her a Baconator
>Almost in the payment
>She puts her smile upon my sights
>That beautiful, cheerful smile
>"God exists.jpg"
>Told me to have a good meal
>Thanked her, and went to the nearest table

>Went back to her, decided to ask her phone number
>Asked her for a Shake, because planned out
>Told her about the good attention and vibes
>Giggled, then told me "glad you enjoyed your stay!"
>"Perfection.gif"
>Coming back with my Shake ready
>"It's time.wav"
>All-in or nothing
>"And I got a cute girl to take my order too. Must be my lucky day 2bh"
>Giggled again, thanked me for the compliment and said I was too a nice looking guy
>"Easy peasy.png"
>Asked her phone number subtly
>Told me she was in a relationship
>...
>Awkward silence
>Felt like an eternity
>Spoke up, told her to not worry
>"It's okay, you were very cute for asking me anyways"
>"[WAKE ME UP INSIDE].png"
>Went back to my table, looking at her every time I took a sip from my Shake
>Sometimes, she looked me back
>(Thinking) "this is a fucking mess"
>Finished my Shake, went to the trash bin near the cashiers
>We looked at each other
>She smiled at me
>That beautiful, cheerful smile
>Smiled her back, heart shattering in any second
>Waved her goodbye, and told her to end her turn well
>She thanked me, and waved goodbye
Not even in Hell this kind of torment must be a thing.

Wendy is qt

Just be friends, do it for the food,

You actually listened to us? Fool, now she thinks you're a weirdo and will change her shift just to avoid you.

Food hurts, man.

dont listen to him! girls dont think youre weird just because you ask them out! dont be scared!

>Asked her phone number subtly
>Told me she was in a relationship
>Awkward silence
Well, you killed my night so you know what I you have to kill next.

Hope you're proud of yourself faggot. Enjoy never seeing her again.

What are you, a woman? Don't enable OP, he'll make all the qt cashiers disappear.

At that point laugh it off with an "well least I tried."

Eh I'd go for friendship. In part because I'm a lonely bastard and I habitually miss signals of the bluntest quality. Did you know a girl wanting to have lunch with you was a signal, I didn't

GOOD! I really needed a job.
GANBATTE user KUN

I needed to do it. I couldn't leave it just like "another average day at your [favorite fast food restaurant]" thing. She was a whole different experience.

It wasn't the meat, but the smile.

>I didn't

Don't worry, OP. There's plenty of fish in the sea.

But not for me.

MORE THAN ONCE!!! More than fucking once. Ah fuck me. Black girls sure want to for reasons I can't fathom

Can you fucking delete this? This isn't Sup Forums related at all. Fuck off with your and what the fuck do you want to discuss about this? Get help. Your waifu of the month is shit! Just fuck off.

The Colonel is free this Saturday, I heard.

Go get 'em, champ.

chin up son, youll get em next time
let this 8 light your path

Come on VR. Get on with the shit so we can leave this pain behind.

We /r9k/ now?

/r9k/ is another of our bastard spawn. Sup Forums has a problem.

There's a Wendy for all of us somewhere, waiting. You just have to believe in yourself, user.

Don't be ashamed of what you did user. you were a man about it. and had the balls to even do it.

Take this shit to if you want to boost your confidence.

Hey its a step up from a lot of folks and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't.

Always worth a shot in my book.

She just would have roasted you later OP

Chill out, Ronald.

precisely.

wendy's want's mickey D's dick user. pic related.

GET C U C K E D

>hitting on someone while they're working in a fucking fast food restaurant
You were fucking asking for it OP

>want's
what the fuck, me?

Honestly better than staking out the place waiting for her to get off work.

Ah Mac Tonight I miss you. Would have given Ronald some competition. Classy and stays up like like Wendy.

Jesus, who runs that account?
>tfw you will never be paid to shitpost

what's the point of this thread?

To laugh at OP and post Wendy.

Exactly, these betas only want to do a stealthy waifu of the month.
MOOOOOOOOODS! DO SOMETHING!

Something similar happened at worm earlier this month
>girl I work with asks for help cleaning shelves
>agree and start small talking
>one of the hotter girls 8/10 body 6/10 face
>later that week we're closing together
>she asks if I wanted to join her for food and drinks
>I couldn't because I had to get home since my dogs have been home alone for almost 9 hours
>she hasn't been as friendly since
I feel like such shit since I've had a boner for her since she started and it's already over, all because no one was home for my dogs

I think you're using that word without knowing its meaning, user.

A want for Wendy

>shad
fucking delete

Better to be by the side of your best friend forever.

You did the right thing, and I respect you.

If we made a thread about how sexy a twig was Shad would post a picture of a twig with a pierced asshole within 10 minutes.

Anyone else really horny all of a sudden?

>he didn't draw her as a vaping loli or something

Holy shit.

Damn, that is one fine stick. Needs to be THICCER thou

Why the fuck is Shadman doing this? Is he lurking in here?

Sticc>Thicc

What are you, some kind of faggot?

Oh look... more freckles on her ass! Now where's the piercing? In her asshole?

>I didn't

Holy shit man do you need them to get a plane to skywrite it out for you to understand?

I wish

He's a dirty bandwagoner. He did the same thing with Creepy Susie and a bunch of other flavor of the months.

>flavor of the months
Delete this shit! DELETE THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW! We don't approve of this shit!

I want Wendy to bully me.

>Honestly better than staking out the place waiting for her to get off work.
Not really. Just make sure you're not detected and ask her out when she's shopping, in a library, in a cafe, fucking anywhere but during work in wendy's with bunch of obese americans slowly killing themselves.

Wendy is flavor for life
>looking through the Wendy's tag on Tumblr and there's a video of a red head masturbating under the table at a Wendy's
Huh.

Why the fuck is this shit all of sudden got popular?

This is actually quite vanilla, but still delicious. Her face look so kissable. AND THAT RUMP!

Wish he'd do more like this. But still do fucked up shit too. Someone's gotta push the boundaries

You ain't so bad.

Businesses are trying to relate to people in order to get more sales.

Remember to report these threads.

report yourself nigger

Is it a terrible thing if I see that and instantly expect a sequel picture where she's shat her panties?

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>He literally thinks that this thread is useful
Kill yourself.

Give me a source?

wendy is cute. CUTE

This is really cute, if you ask me.

>All of this smug
Tune it down from 11 to 1.

three threads is just blatant advertising. fuck off

Never.

You're blatant advertising.

YOU'RE blatant advertising

savage

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GIVE ME A FUCKING SOURCE

ever

The smug is killing me!

You just figured that out?
Find your own smug

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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

Wendy's is probably the best fast food burger place that appears nationwide.

Sure, there are regional places that are better, like In-N-Out or Whataburger or Steak N Shake, but for a place you can find literally everywhere, I don't think anything beats Wendy's.

Wendy is best waifu

Just let it happen, user. Be consumed by the smug.

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>redheads
Love them to death. Dad's a redhead, and I want an adorable redhead daughteru in my twilight years.
Too bad I'm too autistic to hold a relationship.

You're BLATANT advertising.

Find an autistic girl.

Don't fight against it, user. Be part of it.

Come on. Eat that juicy, greasy, tasty smug meat.

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This is too good. Why would someone put effort into this?

one man's effort is another tumblr's procrastination

Because the Wendy's girl recently got a comic. Or a cartoon. Or something Sup Forums-related.

people like talking about social media accounts that embrace the memes (ex. Wendys giving sick bantz, Arbys turning fast food boxes into various anime and game references, Sonic the Hedgehog just being a giant memelord) and this one involved a mascot people would sexualize.

I'm not complaining, I'm literally only in this thread for pictures of wendy being a smug asshole.

Alan Bean.

I-It's Alan Bean

yes but how is it Sup Forums?

it did?

how is most the the shit Sup Forums Sup Forums

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I'm only assuming, I mean, if we have her threads here, that must be the reason.