There are people browsing Sup Forums that have no clue who Candlejack is and have never

>There are people browsing Sup Forums that have no clue who Candlejack is and have never

>he thinks Candlejack posting is funny

thread dead on arrival. How the fuck could you even solve the captcha and post if you get ki

Who is candle ja

Just don't say his name fucktards.

Candle Jack is a fucking faggot and so are you guys.

way to fuck it up, he doesn't kidnap you until after you say his full name.

Whose name?

Batmans obviously. Guy is really, really sca

Oh and another thing, you guys are

Where does candlejack even keep the bo

OP, this meme is getting stale. There was a time when the "Candlejack" jokes, the ones where the speaker disappears a few words or sentences after saying the name "Candlejack", were pretty funny. But that time is passed. We've made so many threads with this theme over the years. It's time to put it to

How old is this stupid Candlejack meme anyw

Whose full name?

You're not, I'm right here still perfectly fine.
Candle Jack, Candle Jack, Candle Jack, mother fucking Candle Jack.

See? I'm fine.

I always thought the implication was that he posts/sends whatever you wrote for you after he kills you.

Sup Forums once again proving it has the worst sense of humor.

Candle Jack.
There.

Candlejack!

Gotta get back, back to the past, Samurai Jack, HIYA!


Oh. Wrong Jack. Sorry.

Oh, man, lemme tell you, Candlejack goes way ba

>kills

Candle Jack doesn't kill you. He just ties you up wi

Candlejack.
Candlejack, Candlejack, Candlejack, Candlejack.
Candlejack Candlejack fuck your meme Candlejack.

Careful, I heard from one of Aku's most trusted minions that if you mention HIS name that he'll appear and whisk you away with his samurai magic.

Are you proud of yourself for posting in a thread you don't like or something

Man I'm just WAITING for Candlejack to take me away from your faggo

of course jackfags have to shove their shit in literally every fucking thread

>fuck your meme
Lord Moldybutt.

Man, you are a such a wet blanket.

hey at least Candlejack isn't as spammed as banepos

Which Jack? Candlejack or Samurai Ja

We ARE talking about this guy, right? Cactus Jack? I don't see what's so intim BANG BANG!

I know that guys name, isn't it Wreck-It Ralph?

I always have the dumbest smile on my face when I see another Candle Jack Thre

Yeah, just don't say Candlejack, easy as pi

t. candlejack

DON'T SAY HIS NAME

I'm gonna need more rope.

>Finishing your post for you
Candlejack's being very consi

Jack-it Jack

Lord Candlebutt.

So now what happens?

Candlejack posting is still a thing? get a li

Whose name? Lord Moldybutt? I don't eve

Jack Chick. Faggot always fucks up these threads telling us Candlejack is an agent of Satan when it's obvious he's not even re

Candle jack.... nothing. Know why? It's the space. You have to write candlejack, or it doe

It's Lord Moldybutt, you filty bauble!

LORD MOLDYBUTT!

Jesus this guy couldnt even start his second sentence

>This whole thread
>Not knowing that Candlejack is polite enough to wait till the person finishes their sentence before taking them

Someone post the comic of Batman talking about him to the Justice League.

I was combining the names to see if it would do anything.

This.

We can discuss Candlej@ck if we just obfuscate his name alittle bit. See? why is this so hard

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

How to spot newfags
1. They end their sentence with a partially-spelled Candlejack (Candlej)
2. They interrupt the last word with a hyphen (he's not re-)
3. They stop writing in between word and not within the actual word (he will never)
Do your part, Sup Forums. Stop the newfags from infiltr

Kek, Candlejack only gets you if y

fucking seriously? Quit it with this candlejack posting shit, its not re

Candlejack sure took a long time to ge

>"I'm gonna need more rope"

What did he mean by this

Candle Jack or Candlejack or candle jack or candlejack which one of these is the real trigger wor

this candlejack shit isn't fu

Hes a flamin racist

what happens if you say candlejack in real life but not in your post does th

nigga no

I wonder how long Candlejack posting will live for in the years to c

Handsome Jack?

Geez, stop acting like we have Candlejack threads every single da

lo

Everyone bring your own rope and make it easier for Candlejack to do his j

Does candlejack have any good po

fuck all of you dumb candlejack faggots.

Clever asshole is using a Capital i instead of the L in Candlejack. Who the hell is Candiejack? Spook of the Candy Kingd

Candlejack, I am CI

C A N D L E J A C K

See, just say the letters. You're fine if you don't put them toge

Candlejack is a stupid meme. Period.

If you're too good for Candlejack, then maybe you should go back to Reddi

Scream.

Lord Moldybutt.

So what happens if Candlejack says his own na

Candlecuck

Fake.
You have to say Candlejack's whole name before he

To reiterate myself, Candlejack can fuck right off the edge of my di

I thought his name was Lord Moldybutt.

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