Most ridiculous lightsaber?

And why is it the inquisitors?

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Because it's highly impractical.

There's already a star wars general on this board, ask there.

Isn't that just a chakram?

fuck off. Star Wars had more autistic lightsaber weapons

oh hey, the Frengi whip

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It's this kind of low-key ridiculous bullshit that just slips right under your guard and hits you in the face with how silly it is.

Oh my god.

This is the worst thing I've ever seen.

Is this show for real?

Is this the one used as helicopter?
If that's the case, that was fucking retarded.

I earnestly can say that this is the worst thing that Disney has done with the franchise. This.

I don't know who would okay this shit. It's just one too far.

That's at least a little fun, and can probably get handwaved somehow. The way these are make zero fucking sense compared to any explanation of how Lightsabers have worked. Or aerodynamics, for that matter.

This guy is worse

>Light saber helicopter

Kek

"Stan, can they even DO that?"

Are there any canon instances of someone actually killing themselves with their own sabers by accident
You'd think they'd be ludicrously dangerous even to the wielder

...Okay.. uh... FLYING with these fucking things is all kinds of ridiculous, but Force throwing a double bladed spinning laser sword at your enemies at least makes some vaguely plausible sense provided you can catch it afterward. It's dangerous, and probably scary as hell to have someone lob it at you.

...Never mind that Vader just uses brute force (real and mystical) to fuck up his enemies rather than over complicating things. If you wanna scare your opponent another way, this would do the trick.

Spider-leg light sabers.

Why is a red saber user fighting other reds?
is that Darth Maul/related to him?
What series is this from and is it any good?

You understood the characters, they are not supposed to be seen as a threat.
They posed some danger to the main characters before Maul and Ahsoka appeared.
But since Ashoka and Maul were put on the story, they had to fly down these fuckers to stormtrooper level.

I'm too busy laughing to be mad.

It is Darth Maul. He's fighting the Inquisitors (not siths) because he's no longer aligned with the Empire.

It's from Star Wars Rebels, and yes, it's very good, but it takes a bit to pick up. You can skip ahead to season 2 if you aren't enjoying season 1.

>but it takes a bit to pick up
But not a lot to lift off apparently.

Spinning IS a good trick you know.

not that user, but kek

The show is Star Wars Rebels. Also, I'm pretty sure it's Darth Maul

They weren't that bad until they started flying with them. Thankfully that was only in one episode so i just try to forget it.

There's also already several Samurai Jack threads, but we don't throw a pussy-fit when a new thread gets made now do we?

They totally ripped that off from Victory Gundam.

he always reminds me a bit of Sundowner from Revengeance.

I can just see Kanan and Erza's "you have got to be fucking kidding me" expressions.

>ask there
As a person that used to visit and participate in /SWG/, that place is a damn hugbox and if you were to ask anything that could be misconstrued as an insult to their Star Wars you got called a shitposter from Sup Forums or Shitwars Guy. You can't have any meaningful conversation about anything there unless you were sucking Disney/Star Wars/Dave Filoni dick.

How do you feel about nunchucks ?

even the best jedi would be limited in their use
The hilt and blade need to be shorter

thats so fucking autistic

What get me is they never did that before this episode, and they were all unceremoniously killed off.

>literally the sword-chucks from 8-Bit Theatre

Of course.

When are we going to get a Lightsaber Three Section Staff?

>has no weight
>can create enough updraft to lift people
Now I'm confused

Who would be the Star Wars versions of Bruce Lee and Musashi?

Ok, being real here, if those lightsabers have just a liiiitle bit of an aileron kinda shape then they could actually work like that.

They'd need to be spinning super fast but considering the blades are weightless that shouldn't be a problem at all. Though if they are just tubes of energy like regular sabers then yup, shit's dumb.

>Pilotfag

Well if they are heating the air above them it would create a tiny amount of lift.
But you'd need a balloon to trap enough hot air to lift anything heavier than a piece of paper.
so basically advanced scifi alien galaxy tech meets 1800s French tech.

>yes, it's very good
I watched the first few episodes of it right after watching Clone Wars on Netflix and it wasn't even close to the same level I just couldn't get into it. Wheres the Disney money?

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Thought of this
Had to do it

Just get ready for the /swco/ faggots to swarm in to defend this shit by explaining the 'scientific' reason they can fly like that and say 'it's totally okay it looks dumb cuz there's an explaination! pls like my disney canon'

Holy fuck that's one of the greatest things I've ever seen

They do have some weight, but the reason they can fly is because of repulsorlifts

They fly because they have repulsorlifts in them. The same shit that allows things to hover/fly.

>I watched the first few episodes of it right after watching Clone Wars on Netflix and it wasn't even close to the same level I just couldn't get into it.
Trying finishing the first season and see if it interests you. The second half of season picks up a lot.

They're all ridiculous.
they're fucking light sabers.
In a world with spaceflight technology, and weapons capables of destroying entire planets.
So, all of them, because the technology itself is retarded, and it would be foolish to USE it.

>He doesn't want to be able to cut through practically anything and deflect blaster bolts.

>he wants to use magic and risks his life to defeat his foes instead of staying afar and doing a better job
let me guess, you don't use toilet paper either, for the challenge?

Just destroy my sides senpai.

I'm just gonna say that we have the ability to bomb the shit out of people miles away, but combat knifes are still being produced.

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Yes, and you don't see people use them save for extremely rare occasions.
Also, bombs costs money (now), if you got the energy to cage plasma in a magnetic field and use it as a sword, you have more than enough for any kind of gun.
There's a difference between carrying a knife around 'just in case' and rush in battle wielding it and only it.
I mean, if you got modern footage of people rushing in a gunfight with a knife and getting out alive, please share it.

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They're ridiculous, until you realize they're an experimental anti-high-ground weapon to defeat Obi-Wan, as they can get elevation over him no matter what he does.

yes and no. the ring is in no way a weapon. rather it's a platform for the stupidest thing to ever come out of star wars since Jar Jar Binks.

Musashi? Mace Windu. it's practically canon. man is consistently considered to be the greatest saber fighter of his time.

That doesn't bother me so much. It makes sense even if it seems like an accident waiting to happen.

>this thing is simple and practical
>how do I make it better?
>fuck, it can't be done
>I'll just make it look cooler, AKA retarded

god this is so fucking stupid

>greatest fighter of his time
>gets rekt in seconds by a whiny dipshit who was strung along by the galaxy's only non-retard
>a whiny dipshit he never trusted in the first place

Lightsabers themselves are an accident waiting to happen.

>blade that requires no force to go completely through anything it touches
>sharper than a monomolecular edge
No. Just fucking no.

This is the funniest thing I've seen all month.

They're using the Force.

I can't even be mad, that's just impressively dumb.
I have to wonder how the board meeting for that decision went down.

The guy that is wearing lightsaber armor

>covering yourself with instant-cut blades
I found his weakness.

Wow, Rebels really went off the rails.

Does he just have a little man who follows him around and scracthes him wherever, because I mean he can't really do much.

>Light Saber Whip

That's actually a great idea.

Far more deviating than a normal one

I just spat my food out

The difference is people like Samurai Jack and there are genuinely things to talk bout from the show

Bitching about lightsabers is stupid

Star Wars fan is here to set everything straight!

There's a reason nunchucks aren't made with blades or spiky bits, they're designed to be able to contact the user's body after all. A lightsaber nunchuck would just be suicidal.

Man, not even close:

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The fact that there's attempted science behind such a thing makes it all the more absurd.

The fuck? Does he do backflips and fight like bloody naruto? That looks so impractical