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GOD

I SAW GOD

>penis not even proportional to body
why even bother?

If Dr. Manhattan can do anything, why did he give himself a tiny penis?

>tfw your penis is bigger than a god's one

>he thinks the flaccid size has any indication of the erect size

>he doesn't know
American education system, everybody.

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It is still a small flaccid penis.

>flaccid penis is as big as the erect penis
>this is a constant across all men
>there are no growers

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I'm a grower. I didn't even know that "showers" existed till a few months ago.

MANHATTANED

Im pretty sure growers are the norm.

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Benis (Blue Penis)

I don't get it

It has mostly to do with the climate your ancestors lived in, which is why black people tend to be showers and white people tend to be growers.

What is that expression supposed to convey?

I like to be semi in the showers and have people assume it's flaccid giving the illusion that it's potentially much bigger than it actually is

Doc Manhattan's not-particularly-large cock is due to influence from Greco-Roman art where-in large cocks where considered animalistic and unrestrained while smaller ones where for more intellectual, stoic portrayals. Granted Manhattan's dick is still bigger than a lot of examples of the latter in ancient statues.

Unparalleled lust

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>*ride of the valkyrie intensifies*

Dr Manhattan is an asshole and the true villain of Watchmens.

This is the only way anything will ever make sense.

>Plato had a small dick
>Was laugh at his entire life
>Becomes influent
>"Tiny dicks are superior"
>Greeks actually believe it

me on the left

>mfw too intelligent for a big dick

"Fuck you, Dad."

>The shit I do for money.

More like they started liking small dicks because it made their fuckbois cuter... seriously.

It's cold in space.

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American Education.

the pleasure of being cummed inside

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>the episode where Courage gets turned into a bimbo

no not that kind of showers you idiot

I lol'd

kek

I like to be always erect in showers so that there is no confusion.

>I'll never be as good as Abella Danger

Let's hit those showers! with a baseball bat!

Name?

if you've ever been curious about why superheroes wear their underwear on the outside, now you know

do you think DC'll show Manhattan's dick during this event or not?

>Blood filling a flexible tube of cartilage and skin doesn't expand it.
I show my work user.

how did you first time go?
was it painful?

user, getting a boner is never painful.

What the fuck.

I believe he was implying that user found out about 'showers' from having one take his anal virginity.

oh, kek

Is there sauce behind this? kneegron here, when ever I see a full reflection of myself, I nearly always see a clear outline of my junk and I wonder if other people can see it too.

how long at max girth.

Could someone mix the two, please?

There is condition in which the male gets pain from sex or erections. A king of France had it.

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Who is she, anons?

Elsa Jean

Never erect, though

Thanks based user!

>sees Harley Quinn

What is this feeling...? I haven't felt this way in years!