Seriously

seriously
how can white bois even compete?

Question for straight femanons and gay guys. Is there such a thing as too big? Because that cock is monstrous.

Not being in prison helps a lot.

the only people who will tell you that it's too big are from guys with average, slightly above average, and small dicks.

don't worry, they'll pretend to be girls too

>Sup Forums are now BLACKEDposting on Sup Forums
Well we had a good run Sup Forums, time to wrap it up

No

Yes. They can hurt like hell.

see this? pure pleasure

BLACKED is my favorite cartoon and/or comic

Go away Sup Forumstard

can Sup Forums even compete?

I've been hooking up with a black girl for the past few weeks

I think you've got the wrong board my man.

really depends, some petite girls feel pain when its too long but others girls can take long ones after some time, just like anal it takes time is not just ram your dick like a horny dog

>dontbelievehislies.gif

Yes women, like men, have vaginas of varying sizes some prefer big dicks others like them average size. You gotta understand user porn girls train themselves to take bigger sizes and if you'd know any you'd realize that these girls usually don't fuck for days afterward cuz they're sore.

Hitting a woman's cervix it's painful as Fuck for her, you are not supposed to hit that, at least not in a scenario where you care about her pleasure.
I had fucked girls with shallow vaginas and hit their cervix and they react like a man that just got a slap on its testicles.

Ask that again when at least professional whores stop asking double from niggers, or flat-out refuse to service them.

>not being able to differentiate porn from real life
Holyshit user you need to take a step back and reevaluate your life.

>guys with average to 7.5" dicks telling the world that average is superior to big dicks

hmm, I wonder why you guys are adamant to prove this?

seriously why the fuck does Sup Forums have to keep showing their cuck fetish in the whole world's faces? It's a shit-tier fetish.

Also is Sup Forums really just a not very disguised cuckold fetish board? Seems like it.

>this thread is still up
I thought the Sup Forumsmblr mods would've swooped in by now

I called out that one user that always made the same thread on Sup Forums and Sup Forums for YEARS.

Do you see what you did, you fucking asshole?

Are the mods having a day off or something?

We're not the ones making charts or graphs homie. Everyone knows dicks, looks or height don't matter to women, what they want is money and if you got that you can have a micro dick, be ugly as fuck and be short as shit and you can lay literally any women.

>how to measure a penis
>its on pubic bone
>not where balls start.
Shiit, I won like 2 inches with this method.

That dong is 100% a dildo.
Either that or porn scouts desperately try to find black guys so they can make more shekels.
Sage

>muh money
fucking dicklets

now I need to locate my ruler and find something that'll actually make me hard

>fake
lol

>all they care about is money
back to /r9k/ with you

Other way around, they get tiny chicks to make dicks look bigger

Remove Sup Forums. Build the wall.

>Is there such a thing as too big?

Yes, but gay men have the 'soft cap' and women have the 'hard cap' typically.
Women typically prefer 6-8 inches since most women don't have clown car vaginas.
Gay men on the other hand can more easily get out of hand because the only thing stopping them from putting in MORE COCK is a bend at the 6-7 or so inch mark in the innards.

>Because that cock is monstrous.

He looks about 8 inches.
Anything above 7 is pretty monstrous- the length of your wrist to your elbow is 10 inches, so put that into perspective.

>solid ruler.
My dick it's a bit curved, ho I can fix the curve?

>im short
>am ugly
>have a "dicklet"
Nice headcanon faggot. Just cuz you're a lazy broke nigger don't assume I am ya goof.

bend your dick bitch

nice Sup Forums shitposters are colonizing other boards now.

>floppy erection
isn't that from a procedure that cuts something to make it bigger but destroys your ability to get fully stiff?

The ones that matter do, I can literally walk into any club and one look at my ride, clothes and VIP booth guarantee you whatever hottie you managed to stutter a conversation with will be leaving with me with minimal effort.

how is that a problem? if it's bigger than before, it's gonna press her vaginal walls harder than it could before thanks to its increased size

I feel like we should screencap this thread as definitive proof that Sup Forums is plummeting into an abyss.

May 30th, Sup Forums hit a new low.

From the looks of it the dude has had at least 3 procedures. One for length and 2 for girth, the doc did a horrible job on the girth one at the bottom I'm surprise the poor chimp can get off at all.

Sup Forumsmblr loves this kind of stuff

Sup Forums - cocks and cock measures.

lol. stop the histrionics you drama queen.

You cut a tendon to do it.
Makes your dick longer, but you can't get properly erect.
Or its a big latex dildo

I don't think you know how pleasuring a woman works user. If it has to stiffness and is semi soft then he can't pleasure her where it matters, ie; the top of the vaginal walls. The shit will just flob inside and bend when he tries to hit her gspot.

You obviously haven't seen the stuff that stays up on Sup Forums.

Sup Forums never pretend it was good though

Sup Forums is very very butthurt about WW being a success.

Nah. This is like one of those news stories where an "urban individual" takes the highway to the suburbs and bungles a robbery in a gated community. Sup Forums is the inner city and Sup Forums is the sheltered WASPS absolutely losing their shit over something that happens all the time just a few miles away.

I have literally only ever seen Sup Forums and the Sup Forumstards on Sup Forums ever have this fetish

I believe Sup Forums is the sole consumers and audience for the cuckolding porn shit in the whole world.

Gotta admit, they are fully conscious of their shortcomings, I can respect that.

I hate it when a "disadvantaged youth" ends up in my neighborhood

hey now
I post BLACKED for a reason
I actually do care about the pleasure of white women.

WW was great news

These threads have stayed up for a long time on Sup Forums before, people just like to shitpost here.

My thing is I wish Sup Forums had a good fetish they greatly enjoyed and liked to spam on all the boards like mindbreak or oviposition.

The only ones who get so hung up over dick size is men. They're obsessed.

>tfw scientific average

QUICK

YOU SUDDENLY HAVE A 12 INCH TREE STUMP DICK

WHAT DO YOU DO

haha
dicklet

>I post BLACKED for a reason

Because you fap to it obsessively and have multiple porn folders of it taking up most of your hard drive we know.

Cripple some bitches.

This. Flaseflagging as cuckolds isn't going to make anyone sympathetic to your cause Sup Forums

beat a small animal to death with it

Women seriously don't care either way about dick size 99% of the time. The fixation is all a dude thing with the odd weird girl who at least pretends to give a shit or perhaps has an earnest fetish out.

this is the best thread on Sup Forums right now

Falseflag nothing, the only thing that explains their fixation with it is a genuine cuckold fetish on Sup Forums's part, my guess is it came from all the NTR comics here and the only Western equivalent Sup Forums could find to get off to was cuck porn.

Realize I can't fuck pure girls and go for the stacies and OP's mom.

i thought Sup Forums always had an active mod here, whats goin on t'nite??

OP's pp is as small as mine, but unlike me he can not come to terms with it. pity him.

>Anti-SJW thread is made
>Sup Forumsmblr mods host a race to see who can delete it first

>BBC appreciation thread started over half an hour ago
>Lel, there is no rush!

Really made me think.

Go on Omegle and wave it around on camera I guess

My guess is that barely anyone has reported it.
It's almost like few know that mods only look at threads with multiple reports out of sheer laziness.
After all, the do it for free.

Is sex overrated?

I read somewhere that the audience for cuck porn was all racist men so the Sup Forums thing checks out according to research. I don't understand the why of it though.

only if you have iron grip syndrome. otherwise it is fantastic or so i've heard.

Bags of sand

>I thought the Sup Forumsmblr mods would've swooped in by now

Not when inspector Redwood is still around.
Hell, he might have made this thread himself!

I'm pretty sure the ones who want to flood their own countries with niggers are the ones who want to watch their moms get fucked by a nigger.
Is that part of the plan? Killing Assad after killing Gaddafi after trying to destroy Egypt like the Democrats are so primed to do in order to cause a flood of shitskins to come rape white women?

It's been up for 45 minutes? They haven't just casually seen it yet?

nothing, because that is already my life now

shut your mouth

GO BACK TO TV FAG

You're probably right, but I genuinely want to believe that someone isn't as pathetic as the get off on creating cuck threads on a Tibetan goat-hearding forum.
It honestly makes me sad. Not the tears kind of way, but in the empty, hopelessness way.

after it you're sweaty, cold, filled with shame, regret then have to have awkward conversations

whats iron grip syndrome

This thread gets posted here a lot so it's not edgy or noteworthy anymore except as an excuse for weird late night discussions.

Like I said, it's only about what's reported multiple times.
They don't give a fuck.

long before Sup Forums style cuckshit was a thing IR porn was 99% degradation fetish stuff and racist as fuck, so yeah Sup Forums is into it because it gives them an angry boner and then they get bent trying to reconcile it internally and end up projecting it everywhere.

I thought Redwood had retired by now. Was given the golden hotpocket

Redwood is still around? I thought he would have died of heart disease by now.

Sticky this thread

It's enjoyable, but it doesn't deserve the pedestal many people (predominantly virgins) put it on.

Seriously, get laid at least once.
Solves so many mental problems, feeling of inadequacy, and difficulties interacting with women.

>oh jeeze

No dumbshit I'm saying when studies looked at target audiences for this porn it was all white men who hated other races, they're the only ones who get off to this. White men who don't care about race couldn't get hard.

Sup Forums is literally the entire target audience for all of this porn.

is cuckolding the white man's fetish?

That's unbelievable, I got banned in less than 5 min for posting a webm of a squirrel dying in a Erica Henderson thread. That shit got more reports than this did in 50 minutes?

me on the right

It's a fetish for intellectuals

Be me
Be living in rural town
Winter is coming and we need wood
Join my 2 brothers and my father
Grab chainsaws and hop in pick up truck
Find perfect tree and begin cutting it down
Loud footsteps heard in distance
Suddenly hear a whisper saying "I am groot"
A fucking large branch impales my brothers chest
Groot rips his heart out and replaces it with acorn
Turns to other brother
Begins beating brother to death with treerect cock
Walks toward My father
Shoves branch arm up his anis and it comes out his mouth
Throws him across forest and dead body gets carried off by bear
He looks at me and smiles
A smile I will never forget
Whispers in my ear "we are groot"
Groot walks away fading into the atuum mist
I will never know why he spared me
Groot is love groot is life

masturbating with an extremely tight grip to over stimulating and unrealistic porn, so much so to point that tangible poon tang and obtainable women are undesirable and incapable of getting a man hard or off