Pinpoint the exact moment Star Wars became dead to you.
Pinpoint the exact moment Star Wars became dead to you
Right about when this came out.
why 2 lightsabers?
That was the moment when Star Wars died
tell that to kanjiklub
THIS was the moment when Star Wars died
Fuck Rey and her stupid fans
Return of the Jedi. Specifically, the moment these stupid shits appeared.
movie plays with unreliable narration for half a minute
immediately loses 90% of the brainless in the audience
Can't say I'm surprised
Now it was worth it.
BITE THE CURB MALE SCUM
That's just like the entire prequel franchise: kiddie shit. Which can be forgiven.
The very moment it got bought by Disney should have been the point of no return for anyone with half a brain.
I got dragged into watching TFA and saw my concerns confirmed. If you still paid money to watch TLJ you are honestly pretty stupid.
I wouldn’t say it was dead there. More like early onset of Alzheimer’s
SAY HELLO TO YOUR GRAMPS FROM ME!
IT SUBVERTED YOUR EXPECTATIONS IT MEANS IT'S GOOD
Attack of the Clones killed Star Wars, it took about a minute
Yeah of all the shit in the movie this bit was the least concerning yet it's become a meme. Odd
pretty much when they bought it but this was the nail in the coffin considering the only reason they decanonized it was because they cant think of anything original themselves that EU hasnt already done
so they just steal ideas/plots/appearances from EU and make them objectively worse
It was like watching someone's laughably inept, painstakingly unfunny attempt at a Spaceballs scene.
that's not even "it subverted your expectations xDDDD" it's retards not being able to understand a simple storytelling device
we have to arrest him, it's not the jedi way!
*proceeds to kill younglings 5 minutes later*
3 god damned movies showing anakin change to vader and it was garbage
who talks first? I talk first? you talk first?
This. Now I'm just back to rereading stuff from the eu. Currently reading this.
GIRL POWER !
First teaser for TFA
A desert and this nigger's face pops out of nowhere
Disney's intentions became clear there and then
I;ve seen this webm a few times and it always reminds of that edited comic where the girl walking by smudges some math on a marker board and goes "fixed silly boys ; )" and all the guys are like "what the fuck did she do that took months"
"You've never heard of the Millennium Falcon?... It's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs."
midichlorians are a microscopic lifeform that resides within all living cells
I hear it in my mind every time I have a quiet moment in life
When this popped up in the first trailer.
What is that a screenshot of? Forgive me, I've never seen the Star Wars movies.
Yeah, not so much. It's not the narrative device that's the problem. It's like making an "oil" painting in varying shades of diarrhea and accusing them of not appreciating your employment of chiaoscuro when they tell you it smells like shit.
"I´M ACTING!", fuck the sequels
That game is much better than TFA and TLJ.
yea i mean if im being honest the who cast for TFA is why i hate didney star wars
they cast the most jungle japes looking nog possible
they make the girl a pseudo luke
and right when i saw bb8 i got infuriated, the literal only time niel degrasse tyson made a good movie tweet
Stupid nigger, GO TO FUCKING BLACK PANTHER
cheesy darth vader quip in Rogue undid it for me
also Rogue one
didn't bb8 actually drive on the sand? like it wasn't cgi
Fucking great one.
they literally make her podracing anakin + luke + super saiyan force user
why do people pretend its unreasonable to get angry about this
Mace's attempted assasination of Sheev was the final straw for helping Anakin to see that the Jedi were evil.
it was a series of moments compounded together
UMM SWEETIE CAN YOU NOT
Actually that´s accurate to the SW mythology, since a lot of elements from Star Wars are inspired in the Japanese culture, here, you can see the constume is inspired by the geishas; what elements from Japan do you see in the shitty sequels?
even though anakin decapitated cristopher lee
Who talks first?
I remember looking over at my brother in the theater when this happened and he had the same horrified expression on his face
dont know havent watched disney star wars, never will
tyson is full of shit
Because it's wrong to dislike female characters, you shitlord what the fuck is wrong with you!?!?!?!?!?!?
BB8 was a real prop that was remotely controlled, is this guy a hack???
Fucking this. How can you be surprised tlj was bad after watching tfa? All the signs were there.
When the rebels won the war but for some reason everyone was still in hiding from TotallyNotTheEmpire
its not. because Im not some jaded fuck.
those should've been just yuzang vong
Plus Han and Leia.
"Now it's worth it"
it was the first time "Star Wars" felt nothing like Star Wars
Don't man. The sequels are shit but don't try to defend the prequels at their dumbest.
BB8 was actually a puppet being pushed around by a guy in a bright blue suit so le black reddit science man was right for once
Im about to buy the tales of the jedi comics
fuck disney, long live the eu
user that's one of the greatest costumes of modern cinema
I remember the scene where baby Anakin was in a fighter and accidentally shoots some bad guys and says "OOPs". The first and only time I walked out of a movie. When to the next screen and saw 1/2 of eyes wide shut.
I really don't get this argument when a lot of Star Wars fans love princess Leia and Mara Jade from the EU.
Midichlorians. These new films seem worse in every way, but the franchise died to me with "the Force is bacteria!"
The moment Han is rescued in ROTJ is when Star Wars started going downhill
I'm not saying that you'll like the new movies, but the sequel trilogy *gets* the Force a lot more than the prequels ever did. There are scenes specifically devoted to shutting down midichlorians and powerlevelfaggotry.
that hair is from chinese culture
it doesn't matter its just the overall shinny aethetic that got me. didn't feel like the same universe
According to Nu-Wars fans if you don't like the new characters you're a Nazi and a spawn of A d o l f H i t l e r.
i had my concerns but i put on the give it a shot face for TFA. was as dissapointing as i expected
implying bad fan fiction can kill a franchise for me
STAR WARS WILL NEVER BE DEAD DO ME FUCK YOU
that being said, they are up to some silly shit right now
Maybe, but makeup and dress, is, indeed, from the geishas, see pic related
Also, I believe that´s the universe George wanted to create, but there wasn´t enough technology back then, I guess that´s why he added a ton of landscape takes in the prequels, regarding clothes, again, SW borrowed a lot of elements from the Japanese culture, for example, Darth Vader´s suit is inspired in the suit of the Samurais
When this little faggot shows up
"the Force is bacteria!"
thats not what quigon says
he never compares midiclhorians with the force
oh you mean like closing your eyes and power leveling?
its because morons like you that we didn't get jedi kino
The new movies are shit but the prequels are just as bad and also filled with obnoxious fan pandering. The only redeeming qualities are the score and Sheev.
didn't feel like the same universe
so a whole galaxy with millions of systems should have the same fashion sense?
Star Wars has no credibility at this point. Might as well include this song in the Solo movie during the credits or something.
You are dumb. They state Midicholorians are attracted to people who can use the Force. The more Midichilorians a person has, the more powerful they are. Not that the Force was made by Midicholorians. You are the type of low brow dipshit that was the reason why George had to make things more clear by regurgitating them in RotS and having Palpatine talk about people using the Force to manipulate them to create life.
oh you mean like closing your eyes and power leveling?
Yeah, because that's literally what it was in the OT. The only advice Luke really gets from Obi-wan and Yoda is to stop thinking about things and just trust the Force. It's not about 20 years of Yoda School.
Galactic Dance Off was the pinnacle of the franchise.
nice digits. also the only relevant post in this thread
luke was the son of anakin, she wasnt a random scavenger
Daisy is so unbelievably shit she must be the luckiest person in the world right now due to getting this job.
It's a mistery how she got the part. Who would want to fuck such a mediocre looking actress? It couldn't be talent either. Or passion, since she looks uninterested in every single interview and event.
you are lowbrow if you don't like dragon ball z powerlevel shit
o i am laffin
Of all the things to act smart about after watching a fucking star wars movie, this is what he comes up with?
How about ftl travel, lightsabers or the fact that most aliens are humanoid-like?
they got my nostalgia-feels-bux on that one. final trailer was the hook.
being the adorable desert scrapper on Jakku fit her perfectly
being the new face of the Jedi order not so much
I liked it better when Luke was the hero because he was a good and noble everyman instead of the son of space jesus. The farther this series moves away from autistic jesus allegories the better. Rey being a nobody opens up the series for infinite possibilities, because anyone can be the hero.
I know, I am too patient. I left the boat when there was almost no part without being sinked yet.
You are a fool. You should take it as any japanese anime or manga, and consider everything that isn't made by the original autor to be non-canon. And even the ones made by him to be non-canon if it happens to be too bad.
Why exactly canbit be forgiven all of a sudden? Just because you hate disney? Fuck you retard. None of this garbage can be forgiven, past or present.
Why did the series need the Force to be measured through quantifiable power levels? All it did was draw mouthbreathers and retards to the franchise who wank over who the SUPER DUPEREST MOST POWERFULEST JEDI EVER was
its the hair and the overall aesthetic I didn't carefor
what i meant was that they cant kill the parts i love about it
the EU is still very much alive to me and they cant take away my passion for the good parts of star wars
The midicholrians existed solely as a plot device to draw in and further cement the Chosen One concept for Anakin. Get over it.
December 4, 2012
damn that "cat got the canary" face on that bitch, and GL looking like he lost his marble collection to her..
even crap like dragonball super managed to be a better comeback and continuation than nu wars.
It doesnt have have Goku trying to murder Trunks in his sleep
A hamfisted jesus allegory retconned into the franchise because of toy sales.
because anyone can be the hero.
yeah, like everyone can be a millionaire, the american dream
nope still chinese
the lip is from the qing dynasty and red is a very chinese color, the dress itself doesn't look remotely like a kimono
no the aesthetic of the entire film is different, pic related was just to illustrate
A silly non-canon dancing game vs Han and Luke canonically being miserable failures who die alone. Hmmm that's a tough one.
It is still shit tought. It is not an agressive slap on the face of the fanbase like Nu-wars, but is still not a good Dragon Ball series.
The opening scene of TFA with Poe and kylo Ren.
Do I talk first or do you talk first?
Post pics to get a reference, please. Being influenced by the East Asians is still on point
I'd give my left nut to see this happen in a real movie. And then see the feminist outrage.
You are fucking stupid. Like beyond the average Disneyshill level of stupid, I am actually impressed.
It's just the Star Wars version of DMT.
HURR DURR DISNEY SHILLS NIGGERS KIKES FEMINISM MARY SUE
Thanks for the concession. Also protip: Jesus analogies already existed with Luke in the OT, you mongoloid.
Almost walked out..
To be fair, I’m not sure what people expected of Chuck Wendig. He’s primarily hired to write novels for the World of Darkness, which has went crazy SJW for the last 6 years or so. It’s all he knows.
So when he’s given a real franchise to write for, the unexpected backlash probably threw him out of his protective bubble.
if you payed money to watch a good movie, you're stupid.
What jesus allegories were there in the OT? What was there to suggest that Darth Vader was anything more than a regular jedi who went bad?
Kylo is the best part of the sequels
Why don't you try make a point instead of spending time typing out your scat fetishies and passing it off as an analogy.
I, I LOVE YOU! NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU LEAVED ME FOR THAT NIGGER, YOU BITCH!!!
It died right here the first time I saw it in a theater at the ripe old age of 4.
Double murder power
huh, actually its mongolian
i really only know whats Japanese tho
I'm 42 years old and I still don't know what the fuck that means.
You are really fucking stupid. Google them you piss-ant.
WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE WRITING STAR WARS
Sup Forums I swear to God get off the chair and get into Hollywood right now, fix this fucking mess.
when it leaked that they killed han solo
/tv/ I swear to God get off the chair and get into Hollywood right now, fix this fucking mess.
We would, but you guys don't buy entertainment.
The very moment it got bought by Disney should have been the point of no return for anyone with half a brain.
I thought it would be in Disney's best interest to at least make something mediocre, since that would be a better long term profit plan.
I'm genuinely baffled why they fucked it up this badly.
Patrician post. OT Luke would never run away like a scared faggot.
When ROTJ was ruined. No, I'm not talking about Jedi Rocks, I mean when it was ruined the second time.
twice the saber, double the fall
I'll never forget it.
When MaRey Sue Godmode Cheatcode Enabled did the untrained Jedi Mind Trick.
That was the end.
It gets handwaved in the Han Solo trilogy of novels that part of the Kessel Run takes place near a cluster of black holes and that the route can be shortened by skirting close to them, so only a fast ship can pull it off without getting destroyed by the gravity wells. So the less than 12 parsecs is referring to that short route. Oh and that was apparently the same run where he was boarded by Imperials after dumping his cargo shipment for Jabba that lead to his bounty, and the very same black hole cluster hid a secret Imperial research facility that created the Death Star prototype and Sun Crusher. And in the Disney version for the Solo movie coming up people are theorizing that Emma Clarke's strong independent character who don't need no man will actually be piloting the ship when it happens instead of Han.
What emotion is this trying to convey?
It always bothered me how fucking dusty Vader's helmet was in those scenes. You could see hand prints and other smudges as time went on too.
When Force Awakens turned into a hentai tentacle porn.. I was just in denial about it until the credits rolled on Last Jedi
I thought mongolians were East Asians too
Emilia Clarke rather.
I honestly think she'd be a good cast for Kylo.
She can sell heavy emotional scenes fairly well, a mask would cover up her I'M ACTING expressions for any scene that calls for it, a voice modulator would cover the bland tone, and when she takes the mask off you can just play the wooden acting as part of the character trying too hard.
AoTC is great and RoTS
why does Boyega look like he's entirely CG generated?
Consider how much Airbrushing you'd need.
Poor bastard doesn't have particularly good skin.
this is so fucking true. I remember getting to this retarded scene in theaters and realizing I was just watching a reskinned Marvel flick.
I was skeptical when he sold to Disney, but I hoped it wouldn't be too bad. Then they scrapped the entire EU in favor of their own shit, and it was dead to me then. I realized that all they wanted to do was turn it into a cash cow.
You don't understand, they did it ironically and joked about it. That makes it okay somehow and totally not pandering or lazy.
I feel depressed that you had to add that last part to make it clear you were joking, since there are people who unironically use that defence.
Who has the deadest eyes in this pic?
There are no valid criticisms of female characters.
It's just your hatred of women seeping out.
insert picture of '97
That shit was unironically the best part of the game.
She's not great but nobody would care if she was a well-written character.
HOL UP, does he really have two lightsabers here?
TFA showed potential.
It gave us a hint of other shit going on the universe, ancient and what's to come.
TLJ shut it all down in an attempt to shock the audience, but failed since it was a giant clusterfuck.
Nuclear take: Han Solo has never been an interesting character.
The part where Kylo Ren lost to a rookie after showing how powerful he is with the force. He can stop laser blasts and people in place, but I can't win against someone who never used a lightsaber before.
I hated TLJ with passion but wakey wakey scene is not as problematic as people thought
Let's consider the moment of weakness Luke had in ROTJ, in which he absolutely loses his head, had a chimpout episode, chopped off his father's hand and almost killed Vader before snapping back to his sense in the last minute. Losing one's head and chimping out seem to run in the Skywalker family.
The wakey wakey scene was not a long and premeditated murder like the memer made it to be. Luke only went to Kylo's room to check on his nephew's Darkside O'Meter. As a Jedi, he just happen to have lightsaber on his holster. When checking the darkside inside Kylo, he was given a Force vision that he didn't ask for, in which we have seen throughout the series are very powerful visions - not only you get moving images, but you get emotions, suffering and sadness (in case of bad vision) rushing into you. Similar to ROTJ, he had a moment of weakness, this time only a splitsecond since he's a Jedi master, but enough to freak out and lit his lightsaber.
There is absolutely nothing wrong with this scene, people who have beef just misrepresent it internally in their head because they decided to hate on the movie
The whole premise of 'The clone wars' saved starwars.
I'm sorry, but did you just assume their gender?!
It doesn't even expand the universe.
Isnt the point of making Star Wars this Marvel-tier thing now that you go somewhere after this trilogy?
The only thing they have is the Journal of the Whills.
TFA was so boring.
But TLJ's crap.
This was literally a genderless alien. It made sense.
He just wandered into the tent, lightsaber drawn, but not turned on, with no intent to use it!
As someone who carries a concealed weapon, if you're holding your usually-holstered human-killer in your hand, you're not dropping in for a friendly chat.
We can't have a woman facing problems, that would be unrealistic.
She can handle herself too, didn't you see how she hit those people on Jakku and Finn was like,
Damn, this girl can fight!
And she also doesn't need Finn to hold her hand.
She's independent and rough as fuck even though her introduction showed her as vulnerable and lonely.
Stay at least another 2 years so you can enjoy the shitposting for Soylo and the abomination after.
I know that's one thing keeping me alive
Okay I concur I did not pay that much attention from a single viewing. Did Luke had the saber on his hand already? If so then it is an oversight from the director and indeed it betray his character to do premeditated murder
Well weren't they on a partially constructed death star?
dubs of truth.
mfw there are people who liked TFA
literally everyone including han fucking solo is wearing a jacket on this snow planet. Because its FUCKING FREEZING
yet somehow people still defend a mary sue overpowering a sith apprentice in the same skimpy rags shes worn all movie
I will never understand tfa apologists.
Let's consider the moment of weakness Luke had in ROTJ
Not really. Vader threatened to kill him and go after his sister intentionally knowing he would draw Luke out of hiding by threatening Leia since he kept refusing to fight his father. This isn't a "moment of weakness" and the pull here thematically is that Luke stops himself from going over the edge. Which Anakin was never able to do in the first place that lead him down his own dark path. There is nothing about this that remotely is equitable with "chimping out" here.
I kept telling people.
coworkers love it
First time I saw TFA I was unironically enjoying it until this scene.
Imagine if she was a
mfw fucking Moana is more enjoyable than Last Jedi
It's not like Disney have a bad track record. It's just that Kathy has a social agenda with Star Wars.
When Rey mind tricked the trooper
Imagine being that lad
Not really. I expected it to be the first reply ITT. Sup Forums is a disgrace.
You're joking but I wouldn't be surprised if they did it.
This. Seems like their favoring Dark Forces too.
Jyn Erso = Jan Ors
Jyn steals DS plans instead of Kyle(Lyle in disney canon?)
Kanan = Kyle Katarn
Kanan and co. fight off Darktrooper look-a-likes (Imperial Sentry Droids)
Kanan flew a HWK-290 in his early days (Same model as the Moldy Crow)
Kanan uses both blasters and his lightsaber (IIRC Katarn was one of the only Jedi to regularly do so)
Deathtroopers = Phase III or 0 Darktroopers
Post Kyle thoughts
Don't forget Kanan's Twi'lek GF is voiced by Jan Ors' Outcast VA
Why do people get so buttblasted by Midichlorians? They needed a way to establish that Anakin was on another level from a typical force sensitive child.
I knew she sounded familiar. Aw well, Angela Harry will always be my Janfu
Captcha: Jazmin Chubb
Be careful what you wish for
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
When I noticed this was missing
When I read Dune and realized I was watching rehashed schlock
Happy times. It had given me all I needed. I didn't need more, knowing that all that would follow would lessen it.
tfw Lando is the only one who's safe
This was it for me too. I knew it would be just as bad as capeshit at this point
Let's hope Leia is now safe from humiliation too.
ahaheheahehaheah YOU FOOL
lando will be ruined in the han solo flick about to release
tfw Lando is next on the chopping block
First Han and Chewie, then Luke, Leia and Ackbar. How many more OT heroes must suffer the wrath of the mouse?
Yep nothing worth watching after that. I can't even remember the second half of rotj.
you can almost see him hyperventilating
Sure, George Bush also kept us safe after 911
Fuck off faggot, that's unparalleled kino
Why does it seem like Mark has been completely crushed by the new films?
The Hux joke at the beginning was a huge red flag, but when Luke tossed his lightsaber over his shoulder it hit me like a truck.
Slightly cooler than being the midget rolling around in R2D2 I think...
Because they took a character that he loved, probably the highlight of his career, the thing that put him on the map, the thing that made him into a pop culture icon and hero that all the little kids looked up to as THE Good Guy, the guy that was always there for his friends and never gave up on the people he loved and overcame a deep and powerful evil, the guy who successfully completed the archetypal journey into the underworld to rescue his father so that millions of us would also have the hope to do the same when we fight our own demons, the guy who realized his destiny from humble beginnings and inspired generations... That guy... And took an enormous shit in his mouth. They treated Mark like a fucking third-rate nobody the entire time and desecrated Luke Skywalker, turning him into THE quintessential example of everything wrong and destructive and amoral and apathetic and uncaring and vulgar about postmodern cultural Marxism.
I think Mark just got the redpilling of a lifetime desu.
And honestly that's a pretty good description of what Disney has done with the whole thing. Star wars was meant from the beginning to be a morality tale for our age, an example of hope and goodness that kids could cling on to. George went into every movie with positive intentions... Sure he made lots of money merchandising, but he always wanted to tell a story in his flawed but independent way. And he did! He made something enriching that resonated in our souls.
this Disney shit, on the other hand, is like IT trying to lure kids into the sewer with distorted facsimiles of something good.
tfw no spin off movie which is basically just 7 samurai in space mixed with the aesthetic of last samurai with the sword users being superior one on one but becoming outdated with modern application of firearms tactics
movie follows a few survivors from the jedi temple who have basically struggle with giving up the pious beliefs of the Jedi and are now either gray jedi or amoral mercenaries in Hutt Space or an outskirt region of the empire
Takes place on an isolated colony, a town the size of Hadlys Hope in Aliens which represents the only civilization on the planet, the wilderness being filled with dangerous fauna
the empire periodically arrives in force to extract taxes which leaves the settlement in a state where they are only barely subsisting, gathering resources from the dangerous enviroment, families being broken up when workers fail to return to the settlement and suffering under the local garrison force left behind to ensure work is completed (a local force propped up by the empire, not actual stormtroopers)
former jedi due to acts of the prologue (maybe running from something) end up on the planet and attempt to hide in the population and learn the plight of the people there
plot contrivances wether due to charachter development or meeting people there persuade the Jedi to overthrow the local garrison for the colonists.
learn that the Empire knows of the uprising and is sending a battalion to assault the colony, a force that completly outnumbers the Jedi and the colonists who took up arms
the Jedi get their chance to redeem themselves by protecting the colonists despite knowing they have no chance of winning.
the Empire (possibly with darth vader for fan service but the plot could also be helped with his absence) assaults the colonist precinct, the colonists hold them off for a time but Imperial special forces manage to disable any of the colonists heavy assets like Anti Aircraft guns and Anti Tank weapons.
the rebels are all killed
IT'S GOOFY TIME!
yfw Filoni already did a 7 Samurai episode
Oh, fuck off. The whole point of the scene in ROTJ is that Luke successfully learns to overcome his baser, more immediate impulses. His decision to arbitrarily kill his own nephew, over some imagined darkness, fundamentally undermines this most crucial of developments.
he's black, he's safe.
there is hope
Yea.... Me too
Can Kyle be a meme?
when has a vision been wrong user?
Don't forget Wedge
i was fair.
tfw you go back and watch hux in Awakens
not knowing the power of spinning
Why are people so mad at yoda fighting ? him not being able to fight is at the same level of Lucas saying Jar Jar is important.
I said to myself, here we fuckin go with this bullshit. Immediately saying he won't be in the fuckin movie.
what anime is this?
I really don't understand it either. Sure, Yoda is a master of the Force, but is that a reason he wouldn't use a lightsaber - especially against someone who has one?
go watch empire.
It's just stupid. Why is Yoda even in the prequels
The Last Jedi has been out for about a month now. I haven't seen the movie yet nor do I plan to see it while it is in theaters. During all of this time I have seen the Leia space shot, Luke dying, Yoda burning books, but I have not seen anything about the chink bitch.
What is her name? What is her story? I assume most viewers hated or didn't even care for her character at all.
just a throw away character who had a hotter chink sister who died in the first 4 minutes.
Also the whole Jedi Council was wrong about the prophecy.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! the post.
grills can't fight, user.
Because he is the most powerful jedi ?
i still feel it, him remembering the past, and him for one last time, living up to the legend he became. Still thinking about those power converters..
Wars not make one great.
That doesn't mean Yoda, a Jedi Knight, wouldn't be armed with a Jedi's weapon.
Could have been a good moment if the film was half decent.
I love you moron kids who can't handle the best death in Star Wars.
Boba was the best. He couldn't be defeated one on one. Boba was the best. He could only be defeated by the will of 'Fate'. Han didn't kill him: it was the will of the Force.
wait, they actually weren't though, and premonitions are usually always right but there is always some kind of dramatic irony to them.
a laser sable, a sophisticated weapon
Literally in the first movie, stop sobbing over the prequels fag.
i like it ironically
jedi master, and thats not the line that puts that duel to shame.
Useless without the high ground, user.
Make sure to buy it used so Disney doesn't get a dime.
This guy gets it
Boba autist are retarded.
Spinning is meant to counter the high ground, user. It means your perception is skewed and you can claim it.
It can only be countered by a certain point of view, which allows Obi-Wan to take the high ground so long as there's a height discrepancy, or Not Yet, which allows Mace to negate high ground gained by spinning
But Juan Cholo aka Cassian Andor has basically the same job as Kyle in the first game and also acts like the coldblooded killer you would have to be in an FPS.
He came off as a deranged fanatic. Maybe not too menacing either but at least he wasn't a fucking joke.
Star Wars has suffered a death from a thousand cuts. It's hard to define the tipping point. But the specific moment I laid it to rest (and resolved I would never give them another red cent) was probably Luke dying from astral exhaustion.
Annie has always used the neat trick of spinning. It didn't work when Obi had the high ground.
Nothing beats the high ground, user.
Why do you think Darth Vader, with tall cybernetic legs, could defeat old Ben, the erstwhile master of the high ground??
i dont even remember that happening
Spinning would have worked on another with the high ground (as evidenced by Sheev giving the cleave to three masters who had it), but Obi Wan is the unparalleled master of the high ground and can counter it.
You can see here that Vader was terrified when Luke claimed it for himself, but didn't realise Luke had also claimed the moral high ground.
My mom was laughing her ass off for the entirety of that scene. Me, being 12, begged her to stop laughing. We were in a packed theater and she was embarrassing me. Years later I would realize: I was in the wrong.
Lando in the Solo movie was the first actor cast because that Community nigger did Lando impressions every 10 episodes and they weren't even correct or good.
There is only hope that for 9 they will bring back Lando as commander of the Neutral Planets Defense Forces to unfuck their mess.
Fuck lucasfilm and fuck disney.
Would've gladly watched 2 1/2 hours of this instead of TLJ.
through pain and age comes wisdom.
Did Childish Gambino make this song for the new SOLO movie?
I actually miss the days when I thought the series main problem was going to be a sweaty black actor.
I literally face palmed in the theater.
But from Vader's point of view the jedi are evil - Vader owns the high moral ground by default. Sadly, Vader/Annie still relies on spinning: even when he has the moral high ground, even when he brings Luke down below his level, Vader still descends down to Luke's level to fight him with spins. Luke pushes back and quickly regains the high ground, downing Vader and ultimately leading to the demise of Sheev's dark side.
God this scene sucked. Jar Jar is a hack.
Cool digits too.
There is only hope that for 9 they will bring back Lando as commander of the Neutral Planets Defense Forces to unfuck their mess.
God, the only solution: too bad they won't do it.
.....think I’ll kill My Nephew because his hormones are acting up
OH NO IT WASN’T ACTUALLY MY FAULT, I ONLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT FOR A SECOND AND READIED MY WEAPON!!
Excuse me but how the FUCK was he supposed to be in the Right here?
Fucking (((disney))) man.
H E R K I L Y J E R K I L Y
Admit it, you knew they killed it the second this happened in the first teaser.
I ONLY PLANTED THE BOMBS, IT WASN'T LIKE I WAS GOING TO SET THEM OFF!!!
its more cringe than the poefart wedding
especially knowing a nigger "woman" wrote it
nah, this was
spinning meme shit
/pol/ may have chimped out about it, but Boyega only got truly obnoxious after TFA got released.
Before he handled things surprisingly well
Reminder that Kylo is supposed to be the Villain, despite Making more Sense than any other character
Reminder that the only reason anyone views him as evil is because disney are hacks who decided “LOL JUST PUT IN SOME PATRICIDE TO MAKE HIM EVUL!”
It's a good trick
rather watch tlj a second time then watch that a third.
I smell a new maymay.
When I heard there was going to be an episode 7. There are only 6 Star Wars movies in my books.
not wanting to serve suckas as Lando
"it's just a few more scenes with this beaver-toothed vacuum of an actor and you will be free of this fucking franchise, collect a nice paycheck and be free to do Blade Kino: 2049"
"just a few more fucking scenes and you're done, Harrison"
It's not like R2 would have been able to move around in sand either. Of all the things in the ST, BB8 is probably one of the coolest designs
But user: I have the high ground - your post lies eternally beneath mine.
Spinning won't help.
I hated this fight scene so much, I gave TFA a pass until that then left the theatre pissed. Wound or not, the sheer difference in height and mass makes that scene unbelieveable unless she was literally using the force the whole time, which is also ridiculous.
When Disney immediately shuttered LucasArts and gave the SW game license to- of all companies- EA, I knew we were all in for some dire shit.
Killing off the EU more or less confirmed it.
This. I never got my hopes up for nu-wars, but I was still hoping for something decent until that line came along.
But in Star Wars, sadly, Han and Chewie beat Vader's TIE fighter because they have the high ground.
Honestly that's a line I could see Han using. I had no problem with that. The opening of Ep VIII was really dumb though.
Pretty decent actually
That's the best thing i've ever seen in my life.
Go to sleep Mike. Reys progression invalidates your back. Jedi force projecting forever opens up some retarded universe breaking elements. And Force FaceTime also basically negates the vast distances star wars had to work with.
Trips confirm, there was no reason to kill LucasArts especially since 1313 was coming out
muh ebil bad goi is getting laffed at! hurr durr!!
it was in the SACRED TEXT
Cloud city didn't bother you?
Nigga you can’t even spell “brainlet” & don’t bullshit me with some avant garde excuse.
Is that a Star wars movie poster?
While LucasArts had it's problems, shutting it down was unnecessary cost cutting, and Disney could've just done distribution rights.