Do you think watching movies at least made you a little bit smarter?

Do you think watching movies at least made you a little bit smarter?

>tfw i am theresa

Is the answer Son-in-Law?

Mother Theresa

Don't talk to me or my wife's mother again

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a LIE

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of course. My IQ is over 200 and you would do well to address me as your rightful intellectual superior.

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I'm Theresa's black lover

my dick

Yes, but browsing Sup Forums undid all the progress.

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you underestimate my intellect

Parachute

son in law brainlets

Son in law

___any object necessary for survival___

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a sex toy

multimeter

Being her daughter also fits, double brainlets.

>his gf thinks he's a toddler
>I'm one lucky dude
Top kek no you're not. I wonder if he asked her to leave the mask on for sex though

Multipass

>effected

turn on one
turn on another, wait a while and turn it off
leave one off

When you go up, one bulb is lit, one is off and warm and one is off and cold.

Flick two of the switches and wait for a while. Turn one of the two off and go upstairs. The one that is still on is obvious, and for the other two you can see which bulb is still hot.

>walk into your house
>girlfriend has been sitting there for hours
>continues to sit there while you take a picture and then leave her there to play skyrim on your ps4

virginity

anthrax

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>reddit: the thread

Drill holes in the floor so you can see from downstairs which bulb is lit by which switch.

Sunday

flip a switch, turn it back off after a few minutes, quickly flip a different one and run upstairs. The light that is burning corresponds to the second switch, and the deactivated but still warm lightbulb belongs to the first one.

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haha pickle rig

good thing he censored out his first name under "happy birthday", otherwise I totally would've been able to figure out who he was and dox him

Thursday

yeah but which one was the third switch? guess you didnt think about that one huh

Not enough pixels but if 4 has his knife still then 1 did it and left his knife at the crime scene.

the muslim obviously

3
because she wasn't wearing a hijab and showing too much skin the white infidel

muslim saw kaffir whore with uncovered hair.

I think 4 has chopsticks.
I'd say it's 2 though. Look at that face. He looks as happy as a man with two knives, and yet he has only one. The other must be the murder weapon.

the muslim little shit

No but watching House helped me diagnose all of my friends illnesses

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literally any fucking plant during the winter

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1995 BC - 1990 BC

He didn't say BC. If you don't say anything it's fair to assume AD.

fish

Prequel

a cock

Snow

4 obviously
3 probably isn't even allowed to eat or touch a knife

>I`M VARG RICK!!
>WABALUBUDADONTWATCHPORN

because it's directed by jj abrams

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3, it would not make sense for the men to go into a women's bathroom.

4.5

stop.

Its a word actually.

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How are these reddit tier puzzles Sup Forums-related?

>44.55

Is this a trick question? It's a point.

now that's the biggest puzzle of all

Capeshit movies are Sup Forums, Riddler is capeshit.

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It made me appreciate the ability to tell stories in confined amounts of time a lot more. The film really is the visual medium best for telling a story, but it takes the most skill to do by far. And this so-called golden age of TV has let in a lot of poor storytelling pass off as good.

hammer

Glass.

a disappointment

Fatima, fucking sandnigger piece of trash

"They're here already! You're next! You're next, You're next..."

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Windows

yes, but used incorrectly. should read "affected" instead

Short

short

He's aging backwards duh

orter

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2 then 3 then 1

2

Explain why.

horte

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black

1 2 3

Fill the room upstairs with mirrors, then flip one switch on and off, turn a different one on and run upstairs very incredible fast. The mirror will reflect the truth

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Horte isn't a word you mong, the answer is "short".

kill the shitty fox, bring the corn to the other side, then the dead fox, then the chicken

ferry the following payloads:
chiicken and fox - chicken - corn - empty - chicken

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First chicken
2nd wolf
Take chicken back
3rd corn
4 chicken