*unfucks his shit*
*unfucks his shit*
theres a man going around takin names..
Well you can tell by the way I use my walk
absolutely based
Why hasn't he talked about #metoo or Trump?
>where do I put my hands?
>the alimony dahnald
>tfw too awkward even for hoverhands
It's a hell of a thing, alimonying a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
can someone make a version of this with cowboy fraser
>193cm built like a house millionaire chad
>folded like a god damned cuck
wtf
work with this why dontcha
"You look like a good JUST"
Oh man, embarassing.
AND YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL
MY EMPIRE OF JUST
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REMEMBER THE ALIMONY
Fucking underrated.
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Because nobody would listen
nice, now we need Afton as the Joi ad
He's got the look of a man who's seen some shit now. That's gonna open up a lot of roles for him.
Good one
Yeah, 2017 was just warming up, this year we're gonna see the real BRENAISSANCE
He looks like the fucking screaming cowboy meme
>$900,000 a year
At what point would you hire a killer to end her for a fraction of that amount?
Why is his wife being such a cunt? Why doesn't she cut him a break. This is why people don't get married anymore.
Id do it myself
Then you'd go to jail to get raped by niggers. What's the better option?
His neck and spine are all fucked up after that injury on the set of Mummy 2. He's lucky he can walk.
>Why is his wife being such a cunt?
Because she experiences no negative consequences for doing so?
>the short legs
yet
reminder that the pain is real
youtube.com
what is this power stance called?
What do you call this style?
>Model
That's a prostitute.
What is he doing loitering outside a prostitute's flat?
The Action Figure.
I saw memes with this poor mummy fella since forever but i still don't know why is he so sad nowdays, what happend?
>pleasure thank you for having me
destroys me every time
it's uncanny how much he resembles jabba the hut
>Habba the Just
The sheriff
Oh my god guys stop it i'm dying
you're not dying until you're paying
AND HE DECIDES WHO TO FREE AND WHO TO BLAME
dunno but I saw this already somewhere
AND YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL
Is he unJUSTing himself?
No one wants to get metoo'd right after unJUSTing
>The second in command, now left in charge of the camp, was a man of gigantic size who rejoiced in the name of Holden, called Judge Holden of Texas. Who or what he was no one knew, but a more cool-blooded villain never went unhung. He stood six foot six in his moccasins, had a large, fleshy frame, a dull, tallow-colored face destitute of hair and all expression, always cool and collected. But when a quarrel took place and blood shed, his hog-like eyes would gleam with a sullen ferocity worthy of the countenance of a fiend.
wouldn't it be much cheaper to hire someone to kill his ex wife?
>judge Holdo
pure pottery
is that a kinoplex?
because shes a western/american woman
He literally looks like a toy
THE DELEGATES DONALD.
I just want to be his friend :(
Why doesn't he just grow a beard?
is his new show called "Unjustified" ?
MY EMPIRE OF JUST
Looks like he's sucking his plump little butt out BRAAAAAAAAAAP
The Good, the Bad, and the Alimony
one fucked up shit coming right up!
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It's an android from Westworld.
NO BRENDAN PLEASE AAAH I DON'T WANT MY SHIT FUCKED UP NOOOOO
what the fuck is his problem?
What is his endgame?
crashing this alimony...
Reminds me of this gif...
An aged Raylan has to protect his daughter from the recently released Boyd.
Kino.
Here's a PNG cut out of Sheriff Brendan
eh. i tried. i don't have photoshop
I'd punch this bitch if I could
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This will be useful.
kek
There’s a man..comin round..takin names
And he decides..who to free..and who to blame
So what's happening with him? Is he UNJUSTing himself? New projects?
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Why does he still look so awkward. He should grow a beard or something.
How can something like this even happen? Is there no law to this? I mean if he was beating the shit out of his wife every day it would make sense but just like this?
because he's a fucking EVIL WHITE MAN
Is Brendan back?
Yeah, i'm thinking he's back.
>chad
that's where you're wrong fucko. he's a nice guy beta, just watch any interview, even when he was at the top of his career. he's canadian from a big city so he's taught to be super gentle and nice and emasculated.
it's called California dude. They can even take a prenup and shove it up your ass if they think it's not """"fair""""" enough
the BRENAISSANCE is finally here
have a cowboy hat as evidence
I'm your huckleberry
*keels over*
yeah it's pretty easy to get caught if you hire someone a contract killer. it's obvious. unless they make it look like an accident.
his best option was...and i stress *was*...to flee whatever country he married her (either it was US or Canada) so that he would not have his earnings garnished, and start over in another country that also has acting jobs. he could've done this. but he didn't.
oi m8 you need to stop chattin shit about me swere on me mum
>Yeah, i'm thinking he's back.
why is this line so funny to me?
so if you flee to another country in the US wouldn't (((they))) track you down?
WITH NO PAYMENTS
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he would have to flee the USA if he got married in the USA, and live in a new country that is disconnected from USA laws.
if he married her in Canada, he would have to leave Canada. but it sounds like Brendan got married/JUST'd in California.
look up this Canadian, he cannot come back or he'll be arrested for missed alimony payments:
en.wikipedia.org