User can we come in?

>user can we come in?

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try next door

No I only rape young boys

No sry mom not hom not allowed frends alone in case we make sex again

fuck off we're full

no, i'm busy watching anime
bye

JOI can, the gremlin can stay there

this movie was fucking trash, stopped watching halfway through

no because i'm half native american and visually brown and therefore there's a high likelyhood of you two accusing me of something I wouldn't do

you may stay outside on my porch and i'll let you borrow a phone to call someone to come get you and i'll even give you some hot chocolate to keep warm while you wait but you absolutely cannot come inside because i know you'll sue me for something

hold on here while I get my phone to record the rest of this interaction so I have legal proof to show that I didn't do anything bad

>you now realize this entire film was an immigration parable
mind blown m8

eeew 3dpd, what do you think I am? A savage?
GET ON YOUR KNEES! HANDS UP STRAIGHT! CRAWL TOWARDS ME!

What if he wasn't married? Or what if he was in the middle of a divorce?

Cuban Lexi belle on the left.

Of course come on in.
There's nothing at all suspicious about this.
I'm a fag if I don't allow strangers inside my home. I'm a strong goy, I'm not a fag

christ Sup Forumstards are retarded

>I'm not even smart enough to make a point so I'll just blurt out shit like Sup Forums

>URRBODY ELSE IS RETAHDIT DOH

why did the director put his man shoulders 7/10 wife next to the literally perfect ana?? was he trying to make her insecure?

Which one are you calling a 7?
They both look around the 7-8 range to me

I wonder how the right one feels like ana 's career took off and made a movie with ryan gosling while she's still a literally who

Ana can come in other skank goes out

ill give you one (You) but thats all youre getting for that post

This is a whites only board, shitskin

well she married Eli Roth

>tfw this is a reasonable thing to do even if you're white
Litigation culture was a mistake

at LEAST 70% of this board are pajeets or latin americans

Holy fuck

Only if you have free pizza

Fuck off roasties

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because she's his gf irl

that shit was a remake of some 70s flick

Unless you're a Hollywood actor, then being brown is an airtight defense. Only whites and Jews get accused of shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=QXDQEIQGE7M

Americans aren't white.

*wife

this desu

>DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH
>DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH
>DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH

Was a day

t.I wish my lame country was relevent enough for people to shitpost about

You're wet.

that's not enough, you have to shoot them both in the face and claim self defense

what movie is it la

Only Ana of you can come in.

Knock Knock

> talking before even recording
You fucked up breh. Also, this applies to all dudes tbqfh senpai

>2 good looking women have nobody they know that will help them so have to resort to asking strangers
realistic
come on in this makes total sense

> hey dude IMAGINE this happened
> hm not realistic
people that do this deserve no friends

I don't know... are you.. on your period ?

why because I fucked you? YOU FUCKED ME

>implying i answer the door at all when i'm not expecting visitors

It actually has happened to me.
I let them in and they stole shit.
They claimed they were interested in renting a condo in my complex and they just wanted to see what they looked like in the inside.
They stole my diamond and gold ring and a gold bracelet

They planned it all out dipshit

s-sure - want to p-play switch?

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any good?

Oh shit, the chief is angry! Quick, get him some Listerine before he tries to scalp us!

This is like the opposite of the "YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL OF THE EGGS" guy

You're still going to jail, injun.

Dear, there's some misguided tramps at the door.
Do we have any Zima?

my dad would like me to invite you in

my dad would like for me to fuck you both

i'm going to turn you away and play Rainbow Six

heh

no nigger lovers in my house

> Fucking shitskin in America.
I hate all you brown fucks, I wish you would fuck off back to your native country

So why don't you live in England?

Cause I was born here, plus I'm mostly German

You can come in only if I can make more of your mascara run down your cheeks.

Based Native. Wish we didn't gave you those smallpox blankies.

I think the movie would have been better with someone other than Keanu... seeing him in this porn parody of Funny Games was just frustrating. I'm not used to him being helpless and outsmarted at every turn. Who would be your replacement?

knock knock was so schlocky that keanu was perfect for it
go see johnny mnemonic, he's never been a good actor

Well there it is. JUST

where the fuck is my pizza?

D R O P P E D
i believe you, so i won't waste time checking through her fucking posts to see if it's real.

fuck you i like that movie

glad to finally meet the one person who does

i don't open the door for anyone so they can keep knocking

>jews
uuhh, sweetie?

Whiter than you Achmed.

No, I saw what you did to Keanu

>I'm not white therefore I can be held accountable for my actions when modern society is clear proof of the opposite
We really should have finished genociding your ilk. You're literally to retarded to function

>to retarded

top kek

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Yes because I'm not married and hopefully we make sexy time

whites are inferior

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