SNL General

Host: Sam Rockwell

Musical Guest: Halsey

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phew

here we go

>Shithole countries

What are our expectations for tonight?

>not a Trump cold open

Huh.

Claiming Melissa before the resident Melissafag gets here

Maybe they are bored this week?

you can't claim without a pic

Can't claim without a pic

CLAIMED

Kate does a great anguished Mika

Eh, Alec was probably busy or something.

OH SHIT FRED ARMISEN

>MSNBC
>not a Trump cold open

>Designated shithole countries

They've had almost a month off. They better have come up with some good material.

>1000 bucks on the black one.

I mean Alec as Trump.

Michael Wolff will be forgotten in six months but he is a true man of our era (both good and bad) and he should be studied

They never do after a break. The only hope is a good host which we have tonight

Oh damn, Murray!

HOLY SHIT BILL MURRAY

MURRAY

>bill Murray

>Bill Memey
Fuck off

Bill Murray

its the catched guy

Is the Bannon face turn the best storyline in politics?

chill murray

>not a bad similarity

oh shit bill

>cucks in cars getting coffee

I like that

cuck

stream?

This is pretty bad

Logan Paul? Who is that?

wolff is pitch-perfect and everyone else is about as bad as i would be it's weird

he's that faggot with the tuba

normie shit
no one will care next month

Hm. Leslie as Oprah.

I hate them both, so this works.

mentioning logan paul is worse than jared fogle

that youtube fagot that made a video featuring a dead Japanese guy

Wow, is leslie jones almost tried acting

Some youtuber who got into internet trouble

>yoprah

I can't with this open. Literally now dead.

Fred armson was pretty good

he won this round

M$£N€¥

Why are you watching this

that's our dad...

I haven't watched in a while. Who the fuck are these white guys?

Oh, that faggot. Yeah, never watched his videos.

DAB ON THE HATERS

a WHITE MALE host?

What should I be watching?

who?

OH SHIT!!! sorry

>I don't know who any of these people are

Kek, Rockwell wearing high heeled shoes.

>a literal WHO hosting SNL
the absolute STATE of snl

i havent watched tv in 3 years, does streambro still exist?

Looks like the liberals are bored as fuck this January.

I know who Sam Rockwell is yet I can't name a single movie he's been in.

I've never heard of this person in my life. Are they THIS desperate for hosts?

>musical monologue

FUCK THIS GAY EARTH

Topkek

youtube.com/watch?v=inBnC21v4as

>Um guys

>faggots so dead inside they hate murray and oprah

Cecily looking like season 3 Audrey

Cha Cha Heels!

>Cecily's tits

HHHHNGGGGGG

I must of forgot the less than symbol at the beginning, but again, what was with the overwhelming shock from the audience when he mentioned logan paul? It's not like he comitted mass murder

Jesus Christ, I want to marry Cecily so hard

Moon?
galaxy quest?

Aw, no Lincoln, llama, or showgirls.

yes

NOT a single laugh is heard throughout this whole monologue

You obviously wern't on Sup Forums a few years ago

yes

He knows he's got 15 minutes and he's milking it for all it's worth. Good lad.

Green Mile?

>not knowing Sam Rockwell
Jesus Christ star bores really ruined this board

>suggesting I hate Murray

Bite your tongue.

Definitely hate Oprah, though. Just like Al Bundy taught me.

im live streaming my laughs

im not high enough or this shit isnt funny

>tfw you're 35 years old and don't know how to pirate live TV anymore because you're old af
feels like shit dude

this

I remember when there were constant threads about Moon

>pirating what you can get free with an antenna

I'm 35 and laughing at you

stream2watch.org/stream/1

Oprah will be worse than Trump. Noons will stop her if she runs. She ticks all the boxes

Um..don't remember those wide collars back in the 90s.

BILL BILL BILL BILL

did anyone see the rerun they had an hour and a half a ago? no one from that cast should've left

host is a literally who

why is cecily such a cutie?

With the rock? Yeah, was funnier than I remember it being. I think it was from March 2016

The show after a break is always the laziest shit writing ever. Mark my words, this entire episode will suck harder than Mooney.

pregnant glow

I'm sorry user, it's Mr. Wizard