US dad hires strippers to perform at son's 12th birthday
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based dad
wish he was my dad
#LITTYCORE
>amerimutts
Best dad EVAR
when did you guys get your first boner? I remember being around 6 or so and getting a boner from watching Austin Powers 2 when Heather Graham was wearing next to nothing.
>tfw a 12 yr kid gets more action then you
i assume that's him slapping his son's ass?
interesting
>how to raise an alpha male
el atrocidad
based dad
Is that better or worse than having a rabbi cut the tip of your dick off when you turn 13?
Imagine the trauma.
Based red-pilled dad.
The merchants must be SEETHING.
kek that kid's gonna be fucked up
Money can't buy class
Future serial killer cover up son 4 life!
Uh, how is that not sexual assault of a minor?
It's done 8 days after birth you sub verbal australopithecine
Isnt that child abuse?
>Child abuse is fine when its against males.
media is blaming the dad
but
why are they not blaming the strippers?
Those bitches have no shame
Based. God damn that chick with dark hair was gorgeous.
autism
Introducing you children (male) to the adult world with prostitutes used to be common
So this what it means to make America Great Again. Love this timeline.
>12
I'd wait to do that until he was 15, but ok, based dad either way. Wish he was my dad.
Who was more in the wrong here?
>The dad for hiring strippers
>The strippers for doing the job
This is how CHAD are born
Meh. I lost my virginity at 16 with a prostitute and it wasn't that good. No amount of dull bitches in lingerie can be better than the love a loyal woman.
Looks like he isn't trying to block his son's puberty and convincing him to cut his dick off either.
OBLIGATORY
>imagine if the genders were reversed.
I think around 10yo, I was watching Saved by the bell, my first fap was around 11yo
The bad thing is sometimes this backfires, many gay people had experiences like this when parents/relatives hire strippers or hookers to have their first experience.
>Have a job
>Do job
>Media attacks you
Why?
The media for complaining
this is my favorite movie or television show
Oh no I'm living out my wildest fantasy somebody call the police
20m virgin
Why am I such a looser
Feels bad man
God I wish that were me
Shoulda just waited till he was at least 15 and it wouldn't be nearly as bad a shitshow, but it seems more like some bigshot with more money than he knows what to do with was just having a laugh at his son's expense
Collapse of society FUCKING WHEN?
That's creepy as fuck
Capitalism, bro. No one is in the wrong.
what did michael bay mean by this
Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
>20 meters
nigga just hit tinder with that shit you'll have bitches all over your nephilim dick
those titty rubs are going right into his wank-bank
he'll be bashing the head off it it for days
20yo KHHV
I'm becoming more and more of a bitter asshole
You can get sued if you're not a baker in America. Pretty sure if you refuse to dance at Ezra's 12th birthday party you'll get 20 years.
You know. Land of the free.
Soyboys
Reminder that this is Sup Forums related
hahah this is nothing
My saudi sheik roomate in harvard said his older brother bought a c-list hollywood celeb to lose his virginty when he was 16
ONE MORE YEAR PASSED US BY AND WE'RE STILL VIRGINS FUCK THIS LIFE user
This. Without an emotional connection sex doesn't mean a damned thing
when i have my first son, i'll have him on roids and be grooming him to be the next jeff seid
he will be a god
>15 year old kid orders beer
>Bartender serves that kid the beer
>Media attacks him!
Why?
>abuse
Yeah, showing tits in your face is abuse... fag.
Good.
It just makes your faggot son come out the closet sooner like the little queer he is.
If he's straight then it's all good.
>Imagine if one thing were a different thing. It would be so different.
Thank you for enlightening us.
wuts happening here?
Why is this news? That kid is clearly loved. There are so many shitbag nigger parents out there, but this is news? Really?
>Days
More like all year. That's the most action he will get for YEARS.
god dam
LIFE IS SUFFERING
God, are you uncut fags the most insecure bitches ever or what? it's always an uncut fag bringing up circumcision. Why is that? I know why, and you know why too. But for those that don't know, uncut fags are regarded as disgusting and repulsive amongst girls. Every girl I've ever been with, or been friends with, always said they would never do anything with a guy who is uncut. And that is generally accepted amongst all women. So as a result, you get these bitter, lonely, virgin un-circumsized losers (like you) that need to lash out on jews and circumcision every chance they get, even when the conversation has nothing to do with circumcision. Anyways, I'm going to get my cock sucked later tonight by my 10/10 girl. You all set to jerk off to some anime porn tonight, mr elephant trunk ant-eater cock looking mother fucker?
>if things were different, they wouldnt be the same!
woah........
Good refutation. I acknowledge I was wrong and am glad you corrected me.
you were in school for anywhere for 5-7 years after puberty set in
locked in a building for 7 hours a day with teenage girls, meaning you'd already bypassed the awkward "get to know them" stage through sheer osmosis
How do you leave high school a virgin? That's insane
Was it Anthony Cumia's dad?
kino
lmao you don't know a thing about sex
>Hey kid wanna /ss/
This has been absolutely normal since the dawn of civilisation
>You've put off this moment long enough, my dear.
>Mother...
>You *will* penetrate someone today, or I will burn your wretched books at the yard.
Well you certainly need more education so I'm happy to help
drunk 19 yo Demi Moore kissing her co-star at his 16th bday party
Cant believe this thread is bumping whilst everyone ignores this absolute KINO trailer that dropped from Disney - youtube.com
STAR WARS IS BACK
>Your job is selling alcohol
>sell alcohol to kids
>WTF IM JUST DOING MY JOB???
Same with sex
>child abuse
yet rabi cutting your dick off isn't
yet parents turning having their kids sex change isn't
> its another american culture episode
THIS ISN'T FAIR
> meaning you'd already bypassed the awkward "get to know them" stage through sheer osmosis
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
*inhales*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>implying I talked to anyone in school
What a good father
I don't think there are laws against this. What's the problem?
In Mexico they usually take you to brothels at 13-15 so you lose your virginity/to make sure you're not gay. So this isn't that crazy.
>capitalism
>wrong
Pick one and ONLY one
Is this bizarro world? Well I respect you for that, everyone makes mistakes.
All the other kids looking and being mad jelly.
20 minutes virgin?
You were there for years. Don't exaggerate, you talked to people all the time
>b12.jpg
Someone should make a picture of a chad CEO pepe admiring his 2GB brainlet wojak folder
star wars is back
>"Trending Stuff"
>158 views
RAUNCHY
haha, yeah, how's that even possible haha
Whatever you say Anonymous guy on the internet who I've never seen or met
FIRENDS had a lot of crossovers with other New York sitcoms, was he playing the same guy from Seinfeld?
The reason people do shit like this is because they can already tell the kids gay, but they don’t know how to handle it, so they overcompensate and make it worse.
Also the guys clearly Mexican so whatever.
Nice
They didn't fuck him dude.
>stripper wears a negro cap backwards