>90% @ RT
>8.5 @ Metacritic
>7.5 @ IMDB
>75% @ Google Movies
>$605M dom / $1.3B worldwide
>4 Academy Award nominations
>0 Golden Raspberry nominations
>90% @ RT
>8.5 @ Metacritic
>7.5 @ IMDB
>75% @ Google Movies
>$605M dom / $1.3B worldwide
>4 Academy Award nominations
>0 Golden Raspberry nominations
good job. here is your payment.
you forgot
>60% Gross
Based Rian
Prequel babies blown the fuck out.
Hmm...
>0 Golden Raspberry nominations
Damn, can't believe it got snubbed. It really deserved at least one razzie.
Sup Forums man children BTFO
That's actually really good for a second instalment of a franchise, especially after China weren't interested in it.
>Removed from all chinese theaters after one week
>There will be probably no more Wtar Wars movie allowed to have a chinese slot in the future
>But that's okay
powerful
TFA is unironically worse than the prequels.
Fuck this movie
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Nah, you can cry about it being a soft reboot all you want but it's still better shot, directed, written and acted than the prequels, which are objectively terrible films from a basic fundamental aspect of filmmaking
>700 million less than TFA
>biggest second weekend drop in the history of movies
>less award noms than based BR2049, it's going to win zero oscars
>49% audience score @ RT
>4.7/10 audiece rating @ metacritic
>hated by everyone, destroyed the franchise
Yep that's a flop
Still a bad movie.
And it was still shit.
Sad that you chimps have to work so hard to defend such a bad movie.
>that tiny door at the end
my sides
They are killing this franchise faster than anyone could've predicted, that's the real thing to be impressed of.
sorry brah, but you're totally wrong
blockbuster hollywood sequels are supposed to do better than their predecessors. just in disney franchises look at marvel films, pirates of the carribean, toy story, etc.
and this is the film that poisoned the well, people still went to see it because they hadnt yet experienced the horror and needed to see to believe
not that this will actually kill off star wars nor will star wars become unprofitable, but its a disastrous result compared to what the company was probably expecting
That's bad because probably the next film won't even be profictable
Cry more
>30% lower gross is good, it doesn't even need china!
You do know Raspberries never touch politically hot movies. They don't even truly choose worst movies out there, just ones that often are bad enough, but at least known.
The only people crying here are the people trying to claim the movie was good.
We're literally laughing at you.
Better made from a solely technical perspective, sure. Better acting and writing...?
from my point of view TFA has better writing and acting
>thats really good
>below Rogue One at week 5
>main installment behind a spinoff
Its revenue has cratered
sup reddit
>We're literally laughing at you.
The crybaby equivalent of
>We are anonymous, we are legion.
>90% @ RT
Jews
>8.5 @ Metacritic
Jews
>7.5 @ IMDB
Jews
>75% @ Google Movies
Jews
>$605M dom / $1.3B worldwide
Jews
>4 Academy Award nominations
Jews
>0 Golden Raspberry nominations
Jews
How much would Disney pay to save TLJ from the raspberry nominations?
You understand that good movies don't need a defense force, right?
Good thing they pandered to them so hard
see
Not defending shit, just chastising you because you're (still) crying
It's a shame you lack the self-awareness to understand how pathetic you look.
This. If you paid to watch ep8 after seeing ep7, you are the mother of all pathetic cucks.
End of story.
then you need to pull your head out of your ass
>better shot, directed, written and acted
What does the outdated cgi have to do with any of these aspects?
Of course movies made after 2010 with more money will have more realistic CGI than a movie made in 2002 with less money. It has nothing to do with George's skills, it's about money and technology.
I doubt you know what the "basic fundamentals of filmmaking" even are.
Certainly not as pathetic as pretending you're part of some sort of anti bad movie force.
i don't like sand
I just don't like the movie, like most people.
You're rabidly defending it on the internet and being laughed at.
neither do I it gets everywhere and make you have a weird point of view on things that are obviously awful.
Again, I never defended it once. If you can quote me defending it go ahead.
Adding
>btfo by China who routinely eats this kind of shit up
>toy sales literally sinking literal $1.00 figures
And yet pathetic fucks like OP willingly slurp up the mouse dick- err, narrative and actually help prop up the narrative of clickbait sites defending a Jew-owned multi-billion dollar conglomerate... for free... while calling others "basement dwellers" and "fanboys"
8-14 year old shit-posters blown the fuck out. I'll paypal you lads 100£ to video yourselves crying when Last Jedi wins an Oscar.
Of course she fucks monkeys.
>I'll paypal you lads 100£ to video yourselves crying when Last Jedi wins an Oscar.7
>he thinks TLJ isn't going to get laughed out of the room
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Still shit movie though
Reminder that fucking Valerian did 2x box office in China
wait a second..you are a sith lord!
>Reminder that fucking Valerian did 2x box office in China
A reminder of Chinks' horrible taste in movies, if anything
Implying that amerifats' taste in movies is any better
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Who do you think you're fooling here?
Not in this case, fortunately
Are seriously >implying Valerian isn't utter shit?
I'm waiting
I'm implying that Valerian is better than TLJ, but you're right it was shit
Valerian is better SW movie than TLJ, without doubt. Whether it is a good movie is still question though.
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>currently 49%
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>implying the oscars mean something real
Valerian is fun but most of the audience didn't connect with the leads, so I understand that criticism, even if I've liked Dane since Chronicle