did you miss her?
Did you miss her?
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I am uncomfortable.
No
She has a grandma face.
Damn I really ruined her didn't I?
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. movie? Thought McCurdy sucked dick for noreason
RECTALLY RUINED
look what dan did to her
LOOK
good body, face not so much
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Brrrrraaaaaaap
you filthy jew
imagine if miranda cosgrove was cast instead!
Man, fuck women. They are worthless, whorish, and unprincipled, and I've fought against them my whole life.
>In high school
>on the Cross Country team
>Before every meet, our team is congregated under the team's tent waiting for the races to start
>Coach's wife and 1.5 year old daughter always show up like 30 minutes before the race
>1.5 year old daughter always recognizes our uniforms and runs up to us to give each individual person on the team a hug
>We look absolutely ridiculous when she does this, and are laughed at by everyone
>One day I get absolutely annoyed when she does it
>She gets to me, and I push that little whore off of me, propelling her about 4 feet in the air
>Coach is absolutely infuriated at me for refusing to baby sit his child and starts to yell at me
>I start to yell back and tell him how his daughter made our team look like an absolute joke before every race
>at this point, several parents are holding his pussy ass back as he pretends to try and fight me
>kicks me off the team right then and there
I didn't give a fuck then, and still don't give a fuck now. I stood my ground and stayed by my principles. It's not my fault he's raising a slut for a daughter.
>20s
>Still playing highschool
>Looks like hitting the wall
How?
>Dan has said before that it's natural to him when he hears the word "a scissors"
I'm sorry what?
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>getting lewd on screen after she's old, busted and blacked
about 10 years and an infinite amount of degeneracy too late
>TFW things are so bad you can't tell pasta from bait from reality
>he hasn't seen the based kiddie kicker pasta before
Feet
Pretty feet
I respect her commitment to the craft
What is this?
Little Bitches
Female superbad
Isn't that what Schneider calls his harem?
Holy shit her body only gets better with time
I always will
lmao you can literally FEEL the insecurity and envy radiating off that needle dick dude in the background
Hnggg. Does she get naked?
>I really ruined her didn't I?
you filthy jew
That guy looks like he has a big dick desu
FUCK how does jennette remain so pure even after being blacked and acting slutty on social media?
truly she is best girl. she retains her waifu status in spite of these things
What the fuck is this?
what did dan the man threaten to do to her if she didn't go on TV barefoot? why is feet his thing?
Didn't she say he was boring as fuck and too nerdy for her lol
>tfw even 8 foot tall millionaire basketball players can't escape this meme
Chad is a state of mind
maybe it's all of this things at once
>Dan has said before that it's natural to him when he hears the word "a scissors".
You think it hurt?
Literally who?
After Dan's girth?
Not one bit.
oh shit we got it all wrong. she's dan's kid. looks exactly like him.
...You do realize that race and height have nothing to do with dick size right? Shaq has a 5.5 inch dick.
Black dude doesn't even appear to be packing any heat. Source: I'm a faggot
she looks kinda like dixie kong
Dan is such a lucky guy, fml
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>grabs the most exciting ape within reach
celebrity kardashian culture at its finest
I love Dixie Kong!