WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

YOU HATE BLOGGERS!

YOU MOCK TWITTER!

YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A FACEBOOK PAGE!

i did this at 5 years old
op confirmed for farmer

Emily Jean is amazing

laughed at this pathetic ugly whore in this scene, terrible, amateur acting. just made the shit movie 10 times worse even having to look at her

>MEANWHILE LOOK AT ME, I LOOK LIKE A NAZI FROG
wtf inarritu

Can't believe people praised this oscarbait shit

>this is what butthurt /u/half-bloodprince actually believes
0/10 cry more

fuck you, it was the only decent winner in decades

Birdman >>>>> Touch of Evil = Rope

Looking back, it was pretty bland. Whiplash was a million times better

Consistent focus, natural exchange, not overprecise blocking, not vulgarity, not dumbing down.

WHO ARE YOU?

Imagine in 10 years how awful this line will sound.

>you didn't even add me on myspace!

The Social Network will lose 100% of its artistic value

It's called sociological imprint, dumdum.

No it won't. It's not really about facebook

By way of sociological reflection, Birdman predicted Michael Keaton's comeback to starring in superhero flicks. The irony is that by using and commenting on the past, Inarritu predicted the future just a few years later. This is the type of irony that Kubrick wanted but could never achieve. TRUE offscreen irony. True reality piercing essence.

The tech stuff is barely a part of the film Tbh

>/u/half-bloodprince
what the fuck does this even mean

Well, also The Social Network is by definition a period piece.

When it comes right down to it, isn't everything?

no it won't retard

I find Emma really attractive but that hair colour and the wide angle lens in Birdman make her look disgusting.

I actually think it's the most deserving winner since NCFOM, though that's not saying much since the other winning films since 2007 are pretty damn average.

what if emeily were to take a wet crap inside a diaper and put it over your face

Right, but most good period pieces avoid heavily dating themselves, just like the social network does. I am sure that even though future audiences will be able to decipher this line from context (i.e. Keaton is an out of touch, old, angry man) it would still appear quaint.

You know what happens to a toad that gets struck by lightning?

this was literally so bad. how much dick did she suck to get a nom for this
ugly bitch

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Yes, she is