Where were you when Keanu was confirmed for best human bean?

Where were you when Keanu was confirmed for best human bean?

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OMG so relatable, my favorite actors? Le epic gooooose and Keanu!!!

Kek fag

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This but unironically.

I love it when celebrities try to attention whore by doing "le casual civililian" activities. The subway is slow as fuck and costs 3 bucks, and a taxi would cost him like 10 bucks, so you just know keanu is trying to win the reddit award for being a relatable celebrity

Yeah new york is renowned for their high flow traffic conditions

>new York
>cab is more convenient/faster than subway
Wewlads thought we stopped being this new in 2018. Guess I was wrong.

Yes,hes really one of us

>subway slower than a taxi

Are you fucking mental

>Where were you
Gonna be hard to answer unless you give us a date for this event

>tripfag calling someone new

There was probably a bomb on that subway that he defused without needing to frighten the other passengers, retard.

> The subway is slow as fuck
> New York

Fuck off hick idiot.

how to tell someone is a rural/suburban retard: thinks cabs are faster than the subway

>93670978
nice bait fucko no (You) from me

desu if i saw a famous person on the subway, i'd probably think it was just someone that looked like them and think nothing of it

also, who doesn't offer their seat to old people, people with small children, injured people, pregnant women, or people carrying a lot of shit? y'all are assholes

Trying too hard here newfag

>calling someone a tripfag when they dont have a tripcode
good fucking going newshit

>Video from 7 years ago get buzzworded again as if it was new

I lost a job when I called them out on this, top kek Yes one of those clickbait sites

he's looking around like "these people actually don't recognize me?"

how would you have handled this situation?
youtube.com/watch?v=tGzmyn2eSBY

>calls someone without a tripcode a tripfag

beta cuck desu, no wonder he hoverhands with fans

I only give it up to old people. Not my fault youre on the subway trying to carry 10 bags of groceries.

Met Sol Campbell on the subway, nice guy.

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So that tranny from sense8 degeneracy is actually a tranny?

*nae naes*

tfw you want to be with your co star

Yeah I'm so sick of this shit too

keanu is such a nice guy is like a classical facebook meme at this point, I see the "did you know that keanu reeves has bad things happened to him in his sad life? So cool amirite? DID YOU KNOW THAT KEANU USES SUBWAY FOR TRANSPORTATION? DID YOU KNOW THAT KEANU HAS A SMALL APARTMENT????" at least once a month I AM SO SICK OF THIS FUCKING SHIT YES I GET IT HIS CHILD DIED HIS FATHER LEFT HIM I DON'T NEED TO HEAR THIS MILLION TIMES

we need to fucking meme him into a pedophile or something. If somebody actually accused of keanu of sexual harassment that would be one of the happiest days of my life

is keanu jesus?

was he jacking it?

classic keanu

" whoa "

Sad!

He lives in a big ass mansion, I don't know where the small apartment meme came from

you sound like a real good human bean!

look at that fine MOMMY on the left, ay ay ay

I don't care if this is b8 I'm actually mad

i hope you posted this ironically, but it's stupid even if that's the case

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>Hey look I'm super cynical, do I fit in yet fellow 'channers?? xD

So it seems user,so it seems

he has both

one big mansion, and some apartments in major cities around the world

This but ironically

Epic goose is frigging based

>being this fucking assblasted that a multimillionaire that is known to use public transport uses public transport
what the fuck?

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did they fug for real?

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Keanu doesn't fuck, he makes love.

who knows

I said FUG

appropriate

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But is she post op?

Mom, mom,mom! I did it i did it, I got dem (you's) look look. I'm a ebin trollo. XD.
>how did you do it son
I called out the matrix man
>get out I should have aborted you.

Just the old or crippled. Just having a vaginer isn’t enough to make me get up.

>9gag

I work in Manhattan. Walking can be faster than a cab at times.

this 2bh

At least you tried...

>wow user, people online were right about you. you do look like a fag

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>I'm an asshole because I decided to carry less stuff on a train than someone else

ill only do it to clearly old/handicapped people, im worried ill insult someone by insinuating they cant stand

I love you.

>Keanu will never teach you how to ride

goddamn he's so racist

>yeah, I could afford other means but let me use this poorfag subway so I can steal a sitting place to someone that actually works and could use it
Woah, so nice

>Taxi in New York
Are you really this stupid? Or just (you)baiting?

>all that people getting mad
fpbp

Based Keanu confirms traps not gay
Truly ///ourguy/// fpbp

>objectively the the best post in this thread.

Your inherent bitterness is showing. All I see here is a normal dude riding the Subway then helpfully giving his seat to a person. Fuck off man and get some help.

Well that show just got like 100% more degenerate, that orgy scene was pure disgusting porno, after some research (s)he is also a butthurt that gay actors are playing trans people, what a world, they'll eat each other.

Imagine the kino if Keanu played Patrick Bateman.

Keanu killing kino

Cool that no matter much he gets famous, a dude checks in the joint like anyone else. It definitely helps his acting ability though.

What is that pic supposed to depict regarding your post ?

>cab is like 10 bucks.
How far are you going like one block? you fucking idiot

Based Keanu confirmed for /our guy/

This, celebrities aren't used to not feeling special, Keanu is no different, despite the loveboner Sup Forums has for him

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