Why?

Why?

Don't look like he'd swim so good

>ANAKIN IS A FORCE SLOTH
If only we knew

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MOMMY

too humiliate any white male in the film.

I would suck on them nips

Rey slowly reached out and took the creature’s teats in her hand. They were very warm, their skin smooth as silk. The breasts themselves were hefty, and felt rather firm in her grasp. She rolled them around a little, each perky teat shifted against its neighbor, slipping about as they were each manipulated by her fingers. The oval shapes shown off all the more as she moved them around, and the sizable things filled her hand quite well. Rey smiled to herself, a little feeling of power building in her belly and rising through the rest of her body. The beast made no attempts to hide its groan, or its arousal. As she gently caressed the Thala-siren's teats with the warm, soft cloth, the nipples slowly hardened.

She leaned forward until her body pressed to its. Her breasts ended up pressed against the creature’s mammaries. It groaned at the warm, soft feel of the woman's flesh against its own, and Rey could feel a murmur of excitement shoot through both of them. Still holding them in both hands, she continued to lean forward until she pressed her soft full lips against one of the creature’s teats. The feel of her mouth brushing its most sensitive part made it hiss in excitement. Rey felt the Thala-siren's flipper shift beneath her, the rough skin brushing and pressing against her rump, the muscles rolling between her thighs did not help diminish her own arousal at all.

Rey began to kiss the beasts's teats. Holding them steady between her hands and breasts, she began to brush her lips all around their pointy, flared tips. Her lips were like bliss in physical form, a kiss of delight that roamed around the creature's most private place. She moved her face down a little, kissing all along the udder. Soon, she was sliding her body down as well. Her breasts ran over its ridges, and before long, her lips did the same.

The Thala-siren's groans were growing steadily louder, and neither of them truly knew how much pleasure the creature could take before it could no longer hold back from releasing its milk. Obviously, Rey had never given such pleasure to a Thala-siren before, and in fact had scarcely imagined such a thing until a short time ago. The beast for its part had not been gifted pleasure by Luke for ages and began felt the warm frothy seed well up within it. Still, neither of them made any effort to reverse course.

As she lapped at the engorged teats, Rey felt the animal tensing, pulsing faintly in her stroking hand. So she eased it away from the tip, and instead stroked down its entire shaft. She did so gently, and slowly, wanting to keep the creature quite excited but not set it off just yet. In the back of her mind, Rey still could scarcely believe she was actually pleasuring a Thala-siren. Some part of her that was quite well suppressed for the moment was afraid she might come to regret this in the growing days. It was as though her subconscious realized she had merely gotten carried away from her purpose on Ahch-To, and such a dalliance with a wicked beast like this was wholly against the Jedi teachings. Another part of her idly wondered if it even mattered.

For the most part, though, Rey was greatly enjoying herself. She was not unfamiliar with the act of pleasuring another. Before she came to set foot on her journey of discovering the Force she'd gone through hard times on Jakku. It was an act she'd never enjoyed when performing it for money, food, or favors, but when her life had improved to some extent, and she was occasionally able to please someone she actually cared for, she found the act could be greatly pleasurable to her, even if it was not always reciprocated.

user those are testicles

If this bothered you, you don't deserve good movies. Enjoy your hyper-sanitized sequel, careful to to gross out, unsettle, or otherwise offend. Maybe every alien can be a smooth egg shape, devoid of bumps and wrinkles and especially no edible bodily fluids.

Rey wasn't about to stop now. The young Jedi began to lap along the each mammarie’s ridges, rolling her tongue across them again and again. As the beast groaned and trembled in delight, Rey slowly moved back up each teat. She let her hand fall away from each breast, and instead pushed her hands lower between the creature’s flippers and towards its anal regions. She loved the way the wrinkled skin felt in her hand. Fat, blubbery cheeks, firm and vulnerable at the same time. If she ever wanted the beast to really know she was in charge, the creature was in no doubt as she skillfully pushed her fingers in.

Rey curled her fingers and pushed deeper. Her plush, pink lips inched along the animal's dark grey flesh all the way until she reached halfway down the base of the creature’s breasts. Rey wanted to try something else. She refused to let herself hesitate because if she stopped to think about what she was planning she might not do it. So she simply parted her lips, and pressed her mouth down around an entire breast and to the base.

She quickly retreated, focusing her attention on the rock hard teets as the Thala-siren shifted around on the wet rocks, unable to withstand such pleasure. Rey sucked each one harder as she started moving her head faster. She pressed teats against the roof of her mouth with her tongue, sucking them, sliding her mouth up and down each engorged breast.

To infantilize and diminish Luke Skywalker.

The creature couldn't handle this for much longer. Already the Thala-siren was unconsciously arching its back as its pleasure began to build faster and faster. Its whole body was tensing up beneath its thick layer of blubber, and Rey could feel its heartbeat aching through the pulse of each breast. Little dribbles of Thala-siren milk were steadily pumping against her tongue now.

When the beast gasped and its guttural groans began to grow, Rey realized it was the verge of climax. Though she knew it was close she hadn't expected the creature the eject its seed in such a violent torrent, given the position of her face and mouth. But that was exactly what it did, and before she could even think‘how did Maz Kanata get Luke’s lightsaber’, the Thala-siren was firing its frothy milk like a firehose in her mouth.

Its wrinkled head tipped back against the rocks and it gave a great roaring cry as the beast felt release, its flippers flagging and bucking beneath her, and its back arched as natural instincts overcame the colossal beast. The thrust forced the creature’s teat deeper her into throat, and Rey only managed to pull halfway back before the animal's initial spurt of hot green milk exploded in her mouth. Now it tasted much stronger than any of the creatures on Jakku, though that might well have been due to the fact that its first blast was enough to completely fill her mouth. It splashed almost painfully hard against the back of her throat and washed back out over her lips at the same time, damn near ending up in her nose as well. She was forced to swallow quickly just to avoid choking on the stuff.

Feminism

>pass user
>shitposting

Coughing, Rey pulled her head back and closed her eyes just in time for the Thala-siren's second spurt to explode across her face. It was green, hot and frothy, even more so than she'd realized when it filled her mouth. She pulled her face out of the line of fire, but kept playing with the teats with her fingers. She'd taken it this far, and she didn't want to leave the beast unsatisfied. Leaning back, she managed to avoid getting coated with the rest of the thick release, though sticky globs of it dripped from her face and ran across her breasts in gooey splotches and lines.

Rey continued to manipulate each teat with her fingers until she was sure every drop had been spilled. When the beast began to squirm a little as oversensitivity took hold of its slowly softening breasts, she finally let her hands fall away. Rey quickly scooped up handfuls of sea water to rinse off her face and body. Later, she'd get her own hot bath with fresh water in it for a better cleansing, but for now this would do. While she rinsed the animal's milk from her bare form, she watched it slowly collect itself. It was panting heavily at first, that scaled chest rising and falling in quick succession. Gradually the Thala-siren caught its breath, and eventually lifted its wrinkled head to glance down at her.

"Well?" Rey said, a little smugness creeping into her voice. "I should get back to Luke now"
The beast watched her dress herself and make the long journey up the cliff face as the last of its milk dripped down the rocks to the sea below.

THE END

So???

>You know Rey, when I was a child on Tatooine, my aunt would feed me the freshest bantha milk you ever tasted. After my aunt and uncle were killed, after I lost everything, you know what's crazy? I missed that pale blue milk most of all. Rey, I've milked every teat on this godforsaken rock. I've milked porgs until they bled, I fisted this giant sea cow for months before it started lactating. Hell, I'm ashamed to say it, but I've even milked myself, Rey. None of it ever came close. But now, the Force has gifted me a new pair of mammaries. You've come to me, Rey, and now.. Lukie want milkies.
was this really necessary, rian?

>this level of preschool english

are starwars fans this stupid?

In America, picture books are typically targeted towards small children.

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christ johnson

:3

To humiliate men and show they need a stronger female figure to sustain life. Also makes a passive jab at fanboys being reliant on their mothers (aka living in mom's basement).

Are Hollywood marketing research firms really that clueless why they're pissing off customers?

Disney wanted to humiliate the white male before killing him.

After completing a thorough literary analysis of this creature I’ve come to the conclusion that it is a physical representation of the estrogenization of western culture, that perhaps subconsciously the writers have unknowingly inserted this figure as a sort of abstract marker of their own agenda into the film. It represents the complete takeover of the franchise and with the emasculation of Luke Skywalker, a cultural icon of the hero archetype sucking from its literal breasts, we can cement the Thala Siren as a figure of our culture’s death. It is an obelisk of what is to come.

Dex Jetster was a portrait of George Lucas.
This is a portrait of Kathleen Kennedy.

Hi Rian. I'm sorry your movie is being so poorly received. Maybe next time make one that's not garbage.

>To humiliate men and show they need a stronger female figure to sustain life.

Is this what you think when you drink milk?

>we need more bodily fluids in fairy tales
kys and take your magical realm with you

To show the food he eats on that damned island in the middle of nowhere. All people need something to eat.

>this is the first pair of human like breasts some poor child had to witness

Where did he get that neat space cup that he drinks the milk from? Did he bring it in the x-wing or did he make a special trip when he realized there was green milk?

Honestly the nuns were more annoying. It makes no sense to have this Italian theme running in two separate parts of the galaxy.

Statistically, she will fuck one or more of those dogs before she turns 12.

how does that animal survive

it doesnt look like it hunts

it doesnt look like it grazes

it doesnt even look like it can move well if at all

What fucking statistics are you looking at?

Accurate analysis.

this is a portrait of Rian Johnson's girlfriend

Still trying to figure out what happened to all that shit.

The "leaker" leaked a few things that were actually in the movie like Porgs but threw us all off with the force sloth thing.

Honestly it sounded bad at the time, but I think it would have been better then the nothingness we got.

It's true. Femoids can't resist the knot if it's available.

yall got any proof?

birds or porgs

Because we want to humiliate the fans

>your childhood hero, who represented the hero's journey perfectly, died a sloth milk drinking virgin

She looks like a modern female Patrick Bateman

I'd post some but I don't want to get vanned.

Exempliary of just how contrarian and obsessed with subversion Rian was when making it.
“What’s the most bizarre, unexpected thing I can think of that no one will expect. I know! A quadbreast-testicle sloth that Luke breastfeeds from! I better write this down before I start having expectations, gotta keep those out of my SOCKS!”

WHY

>he doesn't know about Meet Obi Wan Kenobi

>sea creature
>mammals

After reading this again, I'm actually shocked how many bits of pieces of this made it into the movie. Could this have been an early draft? Let me point them out.
>She literally walks through a beam of light and she can control everything around her. She changes shapes and warps everything around her.
This kind of happened.
>She also battles a creature that Luke claims is filled with evil intent
There are several scenes that actually imply this. That's why she goes in that cave and there she has those "force visions", from the previous point.
>Luke and Rey not agreeing
>Yoda admitting Rey is right
>They're adding new powers into this film- Rian wanted to include this for future media
this is obvious
>Rose leaves a ship with Finn on an escape pod, and her SISTER trusts Finn
This kind of happened too. Interesting that this poster mentions Rose has a sister which is vital to the introduction of Rose's character.
>Force ghosts can be killed
Luke is dead now, because of his projection

Really makes you think.

>began as a blue milk drinking virgin
>ended as a green milk drinking virgin
Is this the power of ring theory?

Good Star Wars creature design desu

*farts*

I'd love to get a look at how Disney runs their counter intelligence. I know we meme about disney shills, and I'm sure they exist, but I'm talking about how they plan and execute their overall infosec strategy for a project like The Last Jedi, which depended heavily on keeping plot and character details carefully hidden. (Can you imagine if that leaker revealed the Siren's *Actual* role, and had photos to back it up?!)
What techniques do they use? How do they compartmentalize info? How do they design and schedule the release of red herring leaks? What do their NDA's look like?

The PT has the farting eopie. The ST has the titmonster. Was there an equivalent unnecessarily sexual creature in the OT?

Mighty kek. Saved.

The tentacle monsters that clearly wanted to rape Finn (since they didn't just eat him like everyone else)?

To emasculate Luke

>her lips will never wrap around your cock

it's reddit level psychology, it's designed to make the 1% of the human race that are xenophobic retards that find breastfeeding uncomfortable uncomfortable
for the rest of us normal people, it just sticks out as reddit level shock humor that most of the internet generation won't find offensive because they're so desensitised to it

like when you're talking to someone and they make a dead baby joke and it's not very funny, but you've heard all the dead baby jokes, and you know that they only made the joke to shock you, so the joke dies

>what is a whale

>for the rest of us normal people

If pics of someone getting fucked by one is proof then it seems that everyone wants to take the knot

Keking all over the place

>every day
You mean a few hours? The movie takes place right after TFA and the First Order was only chasing them for a few hours, not days.

Luke knows whats up

>it's designed to make the 1% of the human race that are xenophobic retards that find breastfeeding uncomfortable
Where the fuck are you even getting this? What? Breast feeding is xenophobic? What am I reading?

Nigga that aint' the OT.

Fapped and saved. Thank you user.

Every time

I just want to let you know that your post has been screencapped for masturbatory purposes. That will be all, thank you.

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user...

That's fucking disgusting