Do Americans seriously do this?

Do Americans seriously do this?

Only on holidays

yes

clearly its a jewish tradition

wearing high socks with sneakers and shorts indoors?
yeah, sometimes

Teenage boys are always looking for something to stick their dick in.

I never did it with a pie, though.

Well you see we don't have pigs or goats in our backyards like the rest of the world so we just fuck baked goods

i fucked you're mom

>tfw made the living room couch my bitch almost every afternoon

Christmas gets pretty lonely

>be american
stick a dick in pie
>be euro
the refugees stick their dicks in your women

Italian you mean.

I remember tying to pillows tightly together and jamming it in there as a teenager

Well, yes they do. You see Americans do not have foreskin so they need lubricant in order to masturbate. Sad, isn't it?

owned

Wear shoes inside? Yes they do.

its one thing to stick his dick in the pie for the feeling. odd.. but, you know.. whatever

but for him to fast arse it on the kitchen bench like that, has he no decorum?
it was truly a turning point in comedy

I believe they didn't use to but after the movie came out, a bunch of virgins tried.

peachscene.webm

To this day, I still pleasure myself with a plastic glass, sponges and one glove.

It was a different time.

yes all americans fuck pies just like all jews fuck bagels all frech fuck baguettes

Thats because shes a MILF