This is a 35 year old man

This is a 35 year old man

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How good do you think you'd look if you took on somebody with the high ground?

EYEBROWS

How old was Anakin in TRoTS again?

for you

>implying george lucas really thought any of this through
it's actually genuinely baffling how he managed to fuck the prequels up from the very foundations.

he fell into a friggin volcano.

45

Anakin was 46 in RotJ. He still looks like shit though even despite being oven roasted.

Wow a volcanic burn victim looks a little on the old side who would have thunk it

Apparently he asked three different high profile directors to helm them and they all turned him down. Imagine turning down the chance to direct a star wars movie, that's some next level integrity.

How does Darth Vader shower? What does his balls smell like?

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I HATE YOU

it is exactly how it feels

so he'd be in his 40s right?

Considering how Ep8 and 9 turned out they would probably have been even worse that Lucas.
Fuck, has it really come to the point where the only people willing to direct Star Wars are actually worse than him?

A new hope is supposed to be 19-20 years after.
Then Return of the Jedi is 23 years later.

So Darth Vader would be around 46.

He looks like a sad egg

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This is father Merrin from the Exorcist, the actor that played him was 41-42 at the time of filming.

Make up man...

>46
Nice math bro lol

holy fuck

what song is he playing?

This chump played his father figure 30 years ago.

He's 23 in revenge of the sith
23 years later Return of the jedi Occurs

He's 46 you fucking retard.

not surprising desu. i imagine directing a star wars film would be a pretty disempowering experience for a director with actual vision.

>gotta add these goofy things for the merchandise!
>gotta tick those diversity quotas
>gotta take a lot of shit from people for ideas that aren't really yours, that you're probably contractually obliged to defend or at least not shit talk

wh*te ""people"" actually age like this

Ya asshole I was complementing your strong skills in addition. wtf?

This is a 45 year old man

epin

that is the past. that example is done by just layering two videos on top of each other and tracking them. Some guy has developed software that actually replaces faces like done in rogue one based on reference photos. look up deepfakes it's pretty cool.

Anakin was supposed to be in his 60s just like Obi Wan who looks this ugly because old age and decades of dark side use.
Then the prequels came.

You meant the character, I thought you were talking about the actor (). Hahaha, I'm retarded. The actor who played Vader unmasked was 77 at the time.

Uh huh.

He was 59-60. Dude saw 3 years of horrific warfare and lived in a desert akin to death valley

the sun fucks your skin up son

He's in his late 40's, combined with severe third degree burns and physical stress.
Try watching the movies.

bacta tank fluid for both answers

He gets dropped into a tank by robots that scrub his body. Like your mom

and second question. like your mom

That seems way too accurate and the joke is a really bad one that only an actual nerd with lore on his mind would make.
What's your source, nerd?

He obviously had Luke and Leia before becoming Darth Vader. How old did you expect him to be?

>uses calculator to compute 23+23
>calls others retarded
nice

This is a 35 year old white man*

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he has no balls left

Except ROTJ Vader doesn't look like he suffered major burns

Do you expect him to still be covered with ashes and crust?

Why does Brazzers claim Diamond Jackson is like 30 even though she's actually in her 50s?
Why does Brazzers lie so much about ages anyway?

No. With time he would heal somewhat and the tech they had would help him significantly. I’m just surprised the universe doesn’t have something like pic related to reconstruct his face.

Yes he did.
>Extremely pale skin
>No hair
>Deformed cranium with scars
>Tissue scarring around the cheeks

Forgot pic.

this is what an actual burnvictim looks like

they have human cloning and bacta tanks, it's a plot hole to not have sufficiently advanced tech to make most physical injuries non-permenant if you have a galactic society with all this tech.

Credits dont grow on trees. You have to cut the budget somewhere

why the fuck not

And this is an 80yo woman.

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How is that a prequel problem.
Lucas hired an actor who was 10 years older than Alec Guinness to play his younger apprentice.

This is why Star Wars is considered fantasy and not sci-fi.

lol

wat
the
giant
fuck

Only in Empire

do you laugh out loud when complementing ppl irl as well?

Sheev intentionally kept Vader in that suit to keep him weak.
The prosthetics were attached in the worst way possible to keep him in terrible pain all the time.
The breathing apparatus was like taking in air through a dozen coffee filters all at once which is where the signature wheezing noise comes from.
The red backlight on his helmet was meant to intentionally hurt his eyes.
The force has a healing effect on the body. Vader used his hatred of both Sheev and himself to channel the force. However the moment it took effect and the pain subsided so did his hatred and it all came rushing back to him.
It's not a plot hole. Sheev made him that way, either because he just loved the suffering of others or legitimate fear of being usurped nobody knows.

Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center

Fuch, I need to watch that again

>I can retcon anything
>see its real guys
>it's reeeeeeeal!

Nigga this is fiction. That is the only explanation and the only one required..

Non-canon Legends bullshit.

Will never not make me giggle like a little girl

Made me laugh

>Non-canon

What's the difference? Without George's involvement and input, it's all fanfiction anyway.

Dark side is a helluva drug

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Unerrated

>grand opening
>sheev cutting ribbon with lightsaber

so is this

can someone make this but with emilia clark