600 POUND LIFE FAT KINO GENERAL - THREAD #3
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Alicia's Story: Alicia, all smiles and laughter on the outside, secretly fears that her food addiction will kill her before she can marry her long-time love or watch her nieces grow up.
she's not gonna make the goal is she lads?
holy fuck how much did she weigh?
I'm going to keep posting it until someone acknowledges my effort dammit
Stop eating food.
>Large dinner
not gonna make it
>Portion control is your biggest challenge
Yeah, that's the problem...
>I don't know if I need two burgers...
>2 patties on a 1,200 calorie diet
Bruh I had to stop eating beef on a 1,600 calorie diet because the portions were tiny. No way she's gonna make it
Real Estate/Apartments in Houston are significantly cheaper than in most major cities, but theirs is still pretty damn nice. They might be helped out by insurance or rich relatives or something, but I would like to know what Tim does for work.
these fat fucks are extremely manipulative, they make that look just to induce people to feel sorry for them
>tim used to be a junkie
>can afford a nice fully furnished apartment and has a stable enough job to relocate
?
>gee alicia, two burgers?
save it as a jpg we're not all made out of bandwidth
>"It says here you only lost 16 pounds."
>"I thought I said to stop eating food."
user, I need you lose 50 pound before season ends.
>starts crying at even the slightest smallest obstacle
>"I don't know if I need two burgers"
I have bad news for you lads
Why does this guy stay with her?
The commercial to show ratio is just ridiculous
junkie with a skill set?
The bottom text needs some kind of funny edit for it to be complete
I don't mind. The commercial breaks give me time to go full-throttle with funposting so I don't miss any kino.
2 hamburger patties is like 300 calories tops
He's knows she's gonna be a solid 10/10 give or take when she's skinny he's just gotta be patient
why be a junkie when you can be a dealer
she's knows of tim's illegal activites
Low IQ
>2 minute advert for sleep pills
>10 seconds of advertising
>110 seconds of side effects
Why even bother with the advert?
shes not gonna make it....is she?
its very unlikely that Tim is her boyfriend.
He is likely a friend that is just playing "bf" for the sake of the show to add some plot and also provide moral support.
I am sure that apartment is subsidized by the show... because the crew has to sleep too.
Are all of you that fucking gullible?
imagine all the fats watching running to get more snack for their favorite kino show
Im gonna need you to lose 500 pounds in the next couple of minutes
Based on his truck, a construction trade. Those fuckers are making buku bucks with all the construction in Texas, you can always find work, and it's the go-to for former alcoholics and junkies (lenient background checks)
>26% nigerian
>OMG THIS NIGERIAN HAT IS SO IMPORTANT TO ME
The memes write themselves
>muh ancestor
I had assumed it was TVP or something like that at first. Then when hubby started confronting her I was like "oh no they're not". She thinks by not eating the "carbs" in the buns that it's somehow healthier. That means she can have an extra!
I thought it worked pretty well with the way Dr.Now speaks already
Here you go user
F A M I L Y B Y T H E T O N
>I haven't left my bedroom in three years because of my weight
She makes that sound like a bad thing.
Fuck. im 330 pounds and this shit makes me sick.
The positive side effect of late stage capitalism is it let us time to shitpost and read others shitposts during the breaks
Well she is losing weight, just slower than she should.
sometimes being american is painful
i already know what commercial you're talking about and thats the worst one so far, other than the white guy dressing in lederhosen
>Had you not lost 50 pound I would have slaughtered you
Is Family by the Ton kino?
is your dick all buried in fat?
I wouldn't be surprised if you're right about tim but the show has never "subsidized" such nice accommodation. Usually it's some trap motel in the mexican part of town.
sure user and alicia isn't actually 600 pounds she's just wearing a fat suit. you've cracked this whole thing open.
No
>tfw i haven't left my room in three years because of my autism
where the fuck is my show?
Well done.
"I'm just here alone with nothing to do"
Bitch get off your ass and find a hobby. Holy shit women are lazy.
god i hate how white people talk to each other.
tfw 6'0 230lbs
>look like shit, my lower stomach and legs are covered in stretch marks
>I have some sort of fungal infection and the folds of skin where my fatness is the worst is all discolored
>can't even bear to look at myself in the mirror anymore
>can barely walk a mile without exhaustion and heart palpitations setting in
>parents are visibly alarmed and disgusted whenever they see me
>siblings crack jokes about me needing a wheelbarrow in a few months.
I don't know how these people make it to 600 lbs, I'm already disgusted and sickened by myself and I'm not even 250 yet
crew would probably stay in a hotel, and im sure shes fat enough to be able to draw disability and get cheap nigger housing
>mom is a fatass too
>Kroger
soyboy store
I need you to lose 200 pound by the end of this sentence
Her soles are so fucking dirty
Wash your damn feet fatso
>today
>go to an art festival thing by myself
>a ton of degenerate stoners are there
>people wear decently "nice" clothes, girls wear nice jeans and a nice T-shirt
>all the guys with girlfriends gf's are all looking good, makeup, hair done etc
>I dress in nice jeans and a cool graphic Tee
>spent like 15 mins or so getting ready
>leave after a while
>go home, text my gf we should go back to the art thing together after she's done working
>say I'm really hungry so we should get some dinner first
>she comes back from work
>takes shoes off
>walks in
>she puts on like a dude size t shirt that's like a size too big
>still wearing work pants,
>hasn't showered in at least 2 days
>no makeup
>im playing a game on my pc
>me: "so uhh, you gonna be ready to go soon"
>her: "yeah"
>I keep playing the game on my pc
>hour passes
>she's still laying there playing on her phone
>haven't said anything else to her since she walked in the door
>2 hours pass
>still laying there
>still haven't talked to her since I asked if she is ready to go
>3 hours pass, by now the festival is over
>all the places to eat are closed except McDonald's
>me "well do you want to go get some food?"
>she makes a smart ass noise, doesn't say anything tho
>she takes a shower and lays down to go to sleep
>now its 5 hours later, I'm still hungry and haven't talked to her
>we've been in the same room pretty much this whole time
Seriously I've told her like 4 times over the past year she should wear makeup, she would be really pretty if she actually took the time to look good but I don't want to go in front of a bunch of people (some of which I know and would like for them to see I'm dating somebody good looking) and have her looking like a fucking gomer. She's like the Jeb Bush of trying to look hot, it shouldn't be that hard.
I'm not a total Chad or anything but at least I try, and I take a shower everyday, why the fuck wouldn't you? She's not mean or anything just stupid I guess? I don't fucking know
>white
jesus christ you must be american
No, im quite dense since i have a lot of muscle, I bike a lot so my legs are hard as fuck.
That varies on the size of the burger and % leanness.
The beef patties I get at costco are 300 calories each. Leaner, smaller patties might be closer to 200.
>lose the weight or i wont love you anymore
do you have any hobbies besides shitposting user
PREDICTIONS
20 pounds lost
TLC either pays to transport the fatty to Houston or pays for rent for a year in the shitty part of Houston, it's up to the participant. They are definitely paying out of pocket for this nice apartment.
You should feel inspired by these people. You've got a long way to go.
15lbs lost
go for a walk tomorrow faggot
Ehh. It depends on the patty I guess, but I've seen them for under 150 many times
I only do pic related bruh
And she's gotta be 590 now
WEIGHT: 590
ONLY LOST 14 LBS
RIP IS PEACE
Is that rare pasta?
>14 pounds in 2 months
Slow and steady wins the race....right?
Shes never gonna make it
>14 pounds
FATTY FATTY FATTY BASED DR. NOW INCOMING
i hate her so much
14 pounds
F O U R T E E N P O U N D S
590 SHE ISNT MAKING IT
YOU GON DAH
slow and steady wins a heart attack
>32 pounds in three months
Got another failure, kino confirmed boys.
>14 pounds
>"that's life."
>"you eat you get fat"
Based Dr. Now.
Why is she smiling while making excuses? Does she think she can bullshit Dr. Now?
>there is always going to be stress
based Dr.No dropping the philosophical truthbombs.
>6oz
Yeah, she had those smaller premade ones,so was probably ~170
Whoops forgot pic
I think you need to work on your hygiene and exercise or something. I used to weigh 254 and I am a super manlet at 5'7 and I never had any of those issues at all. I was able to walk around places like Disney and shit just fine without getting tired until the end of the day.
>14 pounds
do you think autism = the reality show would make money?
shit, nobody tell the jews
>SHES HIDING IT FROM YOU TIM!
Dr. Now about to throw hands out here.
Dr. Now isn't going full-scorched earth yet but if she fucks up at the next weigh in after having a dietitian over she will get it.
>lose 45 pounds
loses 11 pounds
DIETICIAN COMING TO CLEAN HOUSE OH YEA
>/r9k/ the show
HOLY SHIT GET IN ON THIS
She'd just eat them
leaver her tim
get a filipino wife tim
you can get your fame on 90 day fiance tim
you don't have to do this
Missed the beginning lads, was she raped as a child or just had a "hard choldhood?"
Nice facial aesthetics, could be a solid 4/10 if she lost 500 lbs desu