Who could realistically play him?

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A boy who looks cute in a feminine plugsuit.

Not this ugly faggot, and he's way too old these days anyway.

Who knows, some qt twink

who will play you?

My David

maybe sean astin??

Who the fuck is that even?

or even wil wheaton?

Shinji, the protagonist of one of the only good animes, Neon Genesis Evangelion.

I'm sure he's far too tall and svelte to play you.

asa butterfield (kid from enders game)

He hasn't aged a day past 15. He was literally made for the role

>good animes

That's an oxymoron and you're just a regular moron.

In the modern age I can only think of that Wolfhard kid and I don't think he's old enough technically. Never seen any of his shows.

That nigga looks like he's method acting for the lead in the Mister Potatohead biopic.

maybe we could get simon pegg instead??

>list of japanese actors under 18

Why do they spam Sup Forums

>It's a Shinji jacks off to comatose girls and dooms humanity episode

honestly will you stop white washing anime

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now remove everyone on that list that doesnt look good in the suit

Shinji's fucking white

If it happens in the next five years it’s pic related whether you like it or not.

I know, anime is 95% terrible, but there are a few rare diamonds in the rough. NGE is one of them.

I MEANT THIS FAGGOT

FUCK

don't you mean this faggot?

Better question: who should direct?

Either one of them would be great for this scene.

literally anyone...shinji's shtick is that he's like an empty vessel. He's pathetic and useless unless he's in that fuckin robot.

Please, Sup Forums. Asuka is half-German, half-Japanese. The rest of the characters are meant to be Japanese, even if some of them (like Ritsuko) have non-Japense hair. They all have fully Japanese names (except for Asuka *Langley* Soryu).

t. braindead retard

t. amerimutt

So he's basically a self-insert like Michael Cera?

Me when I was 12.

Shinji is a cute feminine boy, not a doughy, pasty about to be middle aged faggot like Cera.

Yes, he's definitely meant to be Japanese with his Japanese brown hair and Japanese blue eyes.

Why does he have a Japanese name? Why do both of his parents have Japanese names? Why does he speak Japanese?

I'd be so upset if anyone but a qt played him.

fits the bill

Tom Holland

Unironically Finn. I'm not even a Finn guy, but he'd be good.

Better question is, why is he white?

He has light skin because all anime characters have light skin. It's just a trope in the industry. They make their characters look white even though they're Japanese in every other way. Their names, their language, their culture.

If you cast a bunch of white people in an Evangelion movie, you're just bowing to a stupid anime industry trope.

Agreed. we should stop yellow-washing anime. Stop giving them white skin and blue eyes if you're just going to call them Asian.

>They make their characters look white even though they're Japanese in every other way.
So by casting white people, you'd be doing exactly what creators intended?

Dirty Dano

>trying to cast thirty something soyboys to play a cute teenage twink
Fuck off.

>Dano gives the performance of a lifetime
>cheesy mecha Jap graphics everywhere

jaden smith, and will smith as gendo

>she will never play Asuka

This I can get behind. Hollywood will see it as another diversity win, and he's already had experience as a fucking anime character

Classic

Forgot pic with appropriate character emotion

I came here to say the same thing. The problem though is that he's 21.

Idris Elba

How has literally no one mentioned him yet?

perfect cast

Because it's not 10 years ago and he's too old now.

He's way too old, dumbass.

Similar haircut, facial expressions and ears.

>The problem though is that he's 21.

Age is just a number, cast him already! He plays a 15 year old Spider-Man, it won't be a problem.

Unknown would be best.

got your kaworu right here

breddy good actually

>Why does he have a Japanese name? Why do both of his parents have Japanese names? Why does he speak Japanese?

The kids in pic related also have Japanese names. Does that make these white trash mullet-bearing teenagers Nips?

John Cho

He's about to win a fucking Oscar and none of you even thought of him?

Actually won a teen choice award and you didn't even think of him?

He doesn't look like that any more though. Timothee can still easily pass as a teen.

Who is that? Is he on of the Seancody twinks?

He's too pretty for the role.

Too old.

>easily pass as a teen
yeah okay

>Seancody twinks
Sean Cody isn't a twink porn site you fucking philistine.

1.Your pic related looks like a teen.
2. He plays a teenager in Call Me By Your Name.

He needs to be played by an androgynous girl.

Here is the correct Spider-Man who should play Shinji

It's the only gay site I've heard of. I'm not a fag like you so don't expect me to know what gay porn sites post twink porn.

he's a literal tree. shinji is 5ft tall twink

oh yeah yeah, totally...

or maybe even better cast Tobey

Can't seeing him pull off whiny tantrum

>Is he on of the Seancody twinks?

First of all, I hate it when everyone uses the word twink these days without knowing what it means.

Second, he's not a twink but a twunk. Google it and educate yourself.

Young Tobey would've been perfect for the role and can act circles around Twink Holland

Helix has the best twinks. Here's their flagship twink, Joey Mills.

Fuck this cringe faggot

>Twink Holland

Twunk Holland

Educate yourselves straight morons, he's not a twink.

If you want a real twink, that's Timothee. The body is what makes the main difference.

Indeed.

Nobody cares, Twank

This turned into a gay thread really fast...

Felicity Jones ?

It's because there are enough bicurious guys and fujoshis on Sup Forums to keep these threads alive.

Now all I think about is Tom fucking the shit out of Timothée.

How much should I pay to watch that?

*saves your billion dollar anime franchise*
I honestly wouldn't mind seeing him in the Hollywood adaptation

Me

I'm not gay but that is cute

>cast huge ugly guy as a cute manlet
ok

If you think that's cute you should see them fuck.

He only bulked up for SW, he's skinny enough naturally

It would have to be a girl you idiots

This

My Peter Parker of course.

hes still a big guy

perfect look for the character desu but could he pull off the role